01x08 - All Out w*r

Episode transcripts for the 2016 TV show "Escape the Night". Aired June 2016 - September 2019.*
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In "Escape the Night" ten guests are invited from the modern world to attend a dinner at Joey Graceffa's newly acquired mansion estate, which has been locked in the 1920's; when America was roaring... roaring with madness. This is a dinner party to die for. No one is safe.
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01x08 - All Out w*r

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- [Voiceover] Previously on Escape the Night,

We find a former owner

who has been corrupted by the evil of the house

(screaming)

- Retrieve three bodies...

- [Voiceover] and retrieve her victims from the pool.

In the final challenge,

Matt thinks he has out-smarted the evil,

but is mistaken and pays with his life.

(dramatic music)

- We gotta move Lieutenant.

L.D!

- I think the w*r is over for us boys.

(thunder crashes)

- Someone's stealing the gold.

- Keep em coming.

- There's a bar missing, I know it.

- I counted this morning, it's all there.

- Then we need to recount it.

- Why, who is trying to take it?

There's no one around here for miles.

Nobody even knows it's here but us.

- Yeah, the only people who know about it are right here.

- We're your friends, Colin.

- That's right, we're friends.

(dramatic music)

- His name is Colin Wentworth,

he's from New Haven, Connecticut

and fought in the Great w*r.

Colin is a World w*r One soldier.

- That is obsessed with gold.

- He has the power to leave the house at any time

but he refuses to go out

without the stash of German gold

he recovered during the Blitzkrieg.

Colin liked to move the gold daily

and one of his hiding spots was in a locked box,

he kept the combination hidden in riddles

which he wrote down in a notebook.

- Why does everybody in the 1920s love riddles so much.

- I hate riddles.

- I've never done a riddle before.

- Something to do with the number of letters in the answer.

- We needed to find a safe

and we also needed to find his notebook.

Alright, let's do this.

Let's get this sorted.

- Safe or notebook.

- Oh.

- What? Oh wow.

- I do a quick scan of the room and bang

I see the safe straight away

it's under the table, I bring it up,

- How many numbers is it?

- Three.

- So in order to get into this chest

we need to find a book of riddles.

- That's gonna give us what we need for the combination.

- A notebook, it's not gonna be any of them

'cause they don't look like notebooks.

- We're searching everywhere,

we have no idea where this notebook could be.

- Ugh, it could be anywhere.

- [Joey] And then finally we realized

there's one room we haven't checked.

- In the study,

I would have a notebook in the study.

Wait is...

- [Joey] Is that it? - There's no way.

Wait.

- We've found it guys!

- You've got it?

- [Joey] Yeah we've got it.

- Where was it?

- [Eva] What?

- Where was it?

- [Both] In the study.

- There's three riddles that we need to solve

it can be dropped from the tallest of buildings and survive

but drop it from the smallest ship and it won't.

- I said paper cause...

- I know I said, I said, oh yeah paper or...

- [Eva] A feather?

- F-E-A-T-H-E-R.

- I said paper cause when you put--

- Okay so let's put feather down.

- Chill.

- Okay so paper, P-A-P-E-R, okay so five.

- Five yeah.

- The second riddle is what is so delicate

that even mentioning it breaks it?

That's really confusing.

- Love?

- What is so delicate, like a blanket?

That's delicate?

- You wouldn't break a blanket.

- That's true.

Even mentioning it breaks it.

- Mentioning, talking,

- Breaks like breaks the silence, breaks, like breaking.

- Silence.

- Silence, break the silence yeah.

S-C, wait.

- Shhh

S-I-L-E-N.

- C-E.

- Five.

- C-E.

- Seven, okay.

If you give me food I live,

if you give me water I die.

- Fire.

- No.

- Yes, you're right!

F-I-R-E.

- That's four so the answer is four.

- Five on top, seven...

Oh!

- You got it, you got it?

- Amazing.

- Oh wow, that was good.

- Woo!

Hey.

Ow, gold digger over here.

- I'm not saying she's a gold digger

but she ain't messing with no Oli's

you know what I'm saying.

- This is ostrich.

- Inside this safe is this huge gold bar

we lift it out and there's another note saying--

- Dad, I'm sorry I've not visited

since returning from the w*r,

I have been trying to help the men,

they are struggling with the shock of coming home,

I've been so consumed with helping them,

I feel like I haven't left the top floor of the estate.

- He's never left the top floor of the estate

and that is where we need to go.

- We're going up the staircase

and we're thinking, like, okay,

there's some old w*r vets, what's he going to look like,

what eye is he going to be missing,

the left or the right one, I'm thinking the worst.

- [Joey] Colin?

- [Eva] Oh it's going to be scary.

- Oh (bleep).

- Oh my god there's a g*n.

- Who the hell are you?

- Stop, put the g*n down.

- All of a sudden there's a g*n being pulled on us

by this strapping young sex muffin of a ghost.

- Where did you get that?

- In the safe.

Got it from the safe.

- Are you trying to steal my gold?

- [All] No no no no.

- I'm not supposed to be scared

because I'm used to g*ns

but I'm not gonna lie

I peed my pants a little bit.

We're here to help you, bro.

- Can I see it.

- Side note, why are you so attractive?

Holy crap, this guy is not

an ugly old zombie w*r vet like I was thinking

this guy is freaking hot.

- It has to be the hottest ghost I have ever seen.

- Let me just see it.

- Put the g*n down.

- If I was a man I would have gotten the biggest boner.

- I'm gonna put this away,

just let me see it.

- I'm just looking at his abs,

I don't care what he's doing

he can point whatever he wants at me

you know what I mean.

Those muscles...

(intense music)

- It's coming back to me now.

- What?

- [Oli] Can you help us?

- You want me to help you?

- Yes.

- We're gonna get out of here,

we're gonna need some gear, okay?

My rucksack.

If you need anything along the way just let me know, okay.

- I'm scared.

- The other thing we gotta do, we gotta get outside.

I gotta get to my two-way radio to my CO

he's going to give us our mission's objective

and he's gonna tell us where to go from there, alright.

- I wouldn't mind getting stuck

for a hundred years with this guy.

- Would you stop.

- So what?

- Sh.

I'm freaking out and all Lele and Eva are thinking about

is how they can get this guy's

flipping trousers off.

- Follow me boys.

- [Oli] Okay, cool.

- Go ahead, go first.

- I'm scared will you hold me?

- [Lele] I'm scared can you hug me?

- I'm definitely freaked out

but Eva and Lele apparently don't know what a g*n is.

- [Eva] Oh my gosh, what are we about to see,

what are we about to see.

- [Eva] I feel like I'm in Call of Duty.

Are we at w*r?

- [Joey] There's nothing out here Colin,

(yelling)

- [Eva] Woah, woah, woah.

- [Joey] What did you just sh**t?

- [Lele] Yo, it is not that serious.

- Get on the radio, they think I'm a deserter.

- Suddenly this house has turned into a w*r zone

that we're a part of.

- Hello, is there anyone there?

- [Voiceover] Where the hell have you been, soldier?

We're getting k*lled out here.

Now listen up,

there's a small rotunda in the south side of the estate,

inside are top secret documents we need badly.

- Secret documents.

- [Voiceover] However, it's guarded by a vicious sn*per

with a wicked eye who sh**t at anything that moves.

- Oh my gosh that's us, we move we move.

- The sn*per that can k*ll anything, anything.

- [Voiceover] If I were in your boots,

I would circle around to the far side of the estate

and frag that dirty Jerry with a grenade through the window.

- A grenade through the window?

- [Voiceover] Yes, a grenade, are you deaf?

- Yes, I'm super scared, I'm a YouTuber.

- [Voiceover] Documents inside

should give you the next step.

Good luck soldier.

- Guys, we can't do this,

I upload I sit at my computer...

- Yes you can.

- I sleep until 2pm.

- He said that there was a sn*per

and we have to go around the estate

and throw a grenade.

- Hey, we're moving.

- We're about to be a part of this w*r thing

and I'm in heels, so I'm definitely going down.

- Alright, I'm moving in.

- Okay, let's go.

- I can't do this man, I'll sh**t a bow,

k*ll some rabbits--

- [Joey] Guys be quiet,

there's a freaking sn*per out here.

- Ostrich, where are you for me ostrich.

I'm not ready for w*r.

My god, I'm not used to being hunted,

I am the hunter, okay.

I don't like this reverse role right now.

- [Timothy] Colin, he's a redcoat, is that a problem?

- [Oli] Yes it is a problem.

- Ready?

- [Oli] Where are we going?

- Where are we going?

- I don't know, he's following him, I don't know.

We're just following him I don't know.

(g*n fires)

(screaming)

- We're right behind Colin

all of a sudden we hear b*ll*ts flying all around us

everybody runs like idiots,

like you can run from b*ll*ts.

I hit the ground because I know

that's what you're supposed to do

'cause I'm a mobster and I'm a G.

- Who's sh**ting at us?

What the hell was that?

- [Oli] Leave me alone.

- You see him right there?

- No.

- The sn*per's right there in the rotunda.

- [Eva] Oh I see them I see them.

- [Joey] Oh I see that okay.

- We're going to walk around the other side of the house

stay on my tail.

- I'm on your ass.

- I'm on Tim's tail.

- Oh yeah.

- We get to where the sn*per is

and I'm being told by Colin--

- We're gonna take this grenade

I need you to run a bee line up to the rotunda

and I need you to throw it through the window, alright?

- Alright, this is where I die.

- Are you lying, I don't even know what to--

(screaming)

Before I know it, he puts this grenade in my hand

and pulls the pin.

(yelling)

- [Oli] Oh my god.

- I throw the grenade in and I make it,

because there's no way I'm not gonna make this

like I'll just look bad in front of Colin

and y'know Colin's really cute.

- Somebody go in there and grab the briefcase.

(screaming)

- [Oli] I think he's dead now.

- I got the briefcase.

- What does it say?

- [Both] Operation heatwave, burn before reading?

- Colin, what should we do?

- I just risked my life,

and he's smoking a cigarette, okay.

- [Joey] Colin, do you know the combination to this?

- Okay, you were heroic at one point,

now you're just a douchebag,

like fix yourself Colin.

We could have had a thing here.

- It says burn before reading.

- [Tim] Burn before reading...

- He has a lighter.

- Wait, wait, I think I know, give me your lighter

please thank you.

- What are you about to do.

- I'm about to burn the briefcase.

- We pull out this briefcase

and it says burn before reading

I mean firstly, it's a metal briefcase

so how the hell is that gonna burn.

I don't think that's right.

- Why?

- [Oli] Because I don't think it's right.

- You look stupid.

- We definitely felt like we were at a loss

when the briefcase wasn't catching on fire

and doing what we thought it was supposed to do.

- I'm questioning the guy that's dead,

does he have a key?

- Combination, do you know it?

- God, he's a hot one.

Obviously another good looking soldier dead

whatever we have this one.

- Mr. Dead German man.

- I love Germans.

- [Oli] I think he's dead.

- We're just kinda confused at this point.

- We need to burn something.

- I don't think smoking a cigarette

is gonna help us find a number.

- Maybe it'll burn the paper.

- Actually, I think this is mine.

- Really?

- Thank you.

- Oh okay, he just wants a cigarette.

- [Oli] Oh okay, well that's great.

- He's just helping us.

- No he's not helping.

- Maybe the smoke will turn into numbers,

and that'll be it.

- Do it like Harry Potter?

- Yeah.

- That's not gonna work.

On one of the sides of the briefcase

is this black strip.

What about the sides?

- Oh the sides, burn the sides.

- Burn the sides?

- Yeah they're black for a reason.

- Oh there we go, there we go.

Turn it your way.

- Wait, no, we need to lift it up like that.

Cause fire rises.

- [Group] Two, seven, seven,

two, zero, zero.

- And that's the code.

- Yes!

- We opened this like highly secret document

and it says--

- Operation heatwave in process is experiment 2772

a gone mutation serum which will transform a common soldier

into a monstrous k*lling machine.

However, the experiment subject got loose

and k*lled the scientist,

the operation was never able to recover

the doctor's private records

which contained valuable information.

Your mission is to enter the lab and retrieve the records.

So we find out that we need to go to the lab

where there's these mutated soldiers,

I'm freaked out because I don't know what we're gonna find.

- Let's go find em.

Hold onto that.

- Can I borrow one of your g*ns?

Okay, I guess not.

- [Colin] Here's the building.

- I feel like something is about to go down.

- That's the lab.

- We have to get in there.

- Alright, take this.

- Colin hands me his g*n,

which was super cool.

- You ready, this is the old army key.

Alright there it is let's go, c'mon.

- There's no one in here.

- Wait there's documents over here.

- Damn it!

(screaming)

- [Timothy] Who d*ed, who d*ed?

- [Colin] Go around and look for another way inside.

- [Timothy] Look around, look around, okay.

- As soon as we step in, the door closes,

Colin's not there, we turn around,

and there's this massive mutant zombie.

What the flipping hell.

- Oh my gosh.

- What do we need to do?

- I don't know.

- Read the papers I can't move.

- Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, um.

- Keep your eyes peeled,

this thing's hiding in the bushes.

- We need to make something.

Okay right, instructions, for serum,

alright okay,

I've been developing an antidote

that will reverse the effects of the rage virus.

I find this little leaflet that says

we need to find three different solutions.

Three small vials, they're here.

Combine them together in this metal tray.

- Metal dish, metal dish.

- And then we have to inject it into him,

which will turn him back to human.

- Oh hell no.

- The thing that's difficult,

we have no idea where these serums are.

- sh*t, what is that?

- Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, sh**t him, sh**t him, sh**t him.

sh**t him, sh**t him.

sh**t.

- You know, I'm a mobster, I'm used to the g*ns,

I'm picking these little German zombies off

like I'm playing duck hunt.

- In that chest, in there, right in here.

- No there's nothing in here.

- There's nothing in there?

- There's nothing in here at all.

(scream)

What am I looking at, what am I looking for,

is there anything?

- Oh my god, oh my god.

- Keep moving, get back now!

(monster growling)

- [Eva] He just bludgeoned them.

- Colin man, he's a good soldier.

- [Eva] Oh my god, he is dead,

you don't need to do that, oh god.


- I am so turned on by Colin right now.

- There's nothing in here, is there anything there?

- Oli, Oli, Oli.

- What?

- Look, something's back there.

- Oh wait, wait, wait, I've got something.

I find one in a pot full of cotton buds,

I then find one in another solution,

found it it's in here,

then I find one over where Joey was in the corner.

- Okay we've got the third one.

- Right, kay, so put it in the metal dish.

- [Eva] Do you want me to take over the g*n?

- [Colin] No.

- I'm trying to get into the action,

and I feel like I'm not doing anything to help anybody.

It's just making me really mad.

- Do not forget that the syringe under the table.

The syringe is under the table?

Wait, there's a box thing.

- Where?

- Look this.

- Oh yes, oh well done, well done, well done,

right so that's it, that's the thing that we need.

- Eventually we find the three vials around the room.

- We combine them together.

Joey had the syringe in his hand

so he automatically just sucked up liquid.

- What's happening in there?

- He has to bludgeon him with the syringe.

- [Oli] Go, go, go, yes!

Did it do it?

And he injected it into his back

he went onto the ground

behind this mutant German is this box on the floor

which has this symbol

that we've been looking at this whole time

so we obviously need to get that.

- Grab it, grab it before he comes.

- Grab it.

- Grab the box.

- [Oli] Grab it.

- [Eva] Okay, they're coming out, they're coming out.

- Go, go, go, go.

- [Eva] Did you find something?

- We got something.

- [Lele] We have to lock it in before he comes.

- Oh my god.

- [Joey] Let's open it.

- [Oli] Oh my god.

- What is this?

- It's dry ice.

- Ah!

- Lele, like the crazy girl she is,

just starts gashing at it with a shovel.

- [Oli] Oh sh**t.

- Lele.

- What is it.

- [Timothy] Oh it's a key.

- After we get this key, there's also this note

that says--

- [Lele] The two best soldiers must be selected

by vote of the group to go inside the east side guest house

and battle for glory.

- That's it, that's where the gold is.

It's in the house.

- What are you talking about?

- We open the dry ice and we find out

that two of us are gonna have to be sent into battle

to see who the best soldier is.

- And we know, somebody's gonna die.

- No no guys I don't wanna do this anymore.

We've all gone through so much together

to have to vote someone into that room again

just is awful.

- So we're going to vote on the two people

who are going to fight in the great w*r.

- Timothy and Oli have gone up against each other

and Oli didn't really hold his own

but I'm kinda sketched out by Timothy still.

- Okay, so I think Timothy is one of them.

- I don't know about Joey,

do you think he's involved in all of this like the house.

- He wants the deed.

- I know--

- All been--

- All done this.

- In the position, Eva hasn't.

- [Timothy] That's true.

- Eva hasn't gone into one of these rooms yet

and it's her time.

- My life has yet to be on the line

I've only helped other people

whose lives have been on the line.

- I'm gonna go have a chat with her.

- Oh.

- So I can see why I might be the one to do this.

- I want to go see what the other guys are talking about.

- Lele would be a good soldier,

I mean she's crazy in a good way.

- Uh oh.

- So what were we talking about?

Me?

- I was saying that Eva is crazy in a good way

and she'd be a good soldier.

- I mean she did throw a grenade and all that stuff.

- That's true.

She would be a good soldier,

and she hasn't gone into an elimination.

- I'm gonna tell you straight up,

Joey wants you to go in.

- Really?

- I don't have any beef with Tim, Eva, or Lele.

He wants you to go in because he feels you haven't done.

- Mmhmm.

- The only problem I have with one of them

is Joey because he voted for me to go into the circus

so I'm voting for him.

- I'm gonna vote for Joey too.

- Ladies and gentlemen,

it is time to vote.

- I'm freaking out, I don't know if I can trust these guys

to not put my name in but you never know.

I just wanna say, like,

I feel like we've gone through so much together

and I really like you guys and--

- Yeah, all the hate was on Matt so I like you guys.

I just hated Matt.

- [Joey] Sucks that we have to do this.

- [Oli] Don't forget someones gonna die.

- Or not.

- Or they are.

(dramatic music)

- It's Eva.

- What?

- My name gets called and I'm nervous

but at the same time I'm thinking

there's no way I'm losing this

it's not gonna happen.

- And the second person,

Timothy.

- Son of a bitch.

I'm pretty surprised

because I just put myself on the line on the last one

and now they're throwing me to the lions,

I'm kind of upset, I'm kind of hurt.

- I can't fight, I mean--

- Who voted for Eva to go in.

- You threw a grenade, you're gonna do great.

- You voted for Eva.

- I know you voted for me Joey.

- I picked Eva, because I know she's gonna b*at Timothy.

- You think these are soldier arms?

- Yeah.

- Oh, those are kind of nice actually.

- Gonna do this and I'm gonna come out alive.

And then I'm gonna come for you Joey.

- [Voiceover] Alright soldiers,

listen up.

Take a seat

and touch nothing.

Now this is all out w*r

and you two are caught in the middle

despite your best efforts

there will be a casualty tonight.

- On the table, is a revolver and two briefcases.

- [Voiceover] Open the box in front of you,

do not show the other soldier what's inside.

Do not touch the revolver until told to do so.

- So we have this board

that has a grid on it with coordinates

and we have these soldiers.

- [Voiceover] First off,

each player must place their soldiers on the b*ttlefield

in the most strategic positions.

- [Eva] Ready.

- [Timothy] I'm good.

- [Voiceover] On your turn,

announce a pair of coordinates.

- We have to guess the coordinates

of where the other person put their soldiers.

B four.

- No.

- [Voiceover] Now if the opposing player

does not have a soldier on that space--

- Then you put a peg there so you don't call it again.

- [Eva] G eight.

- No.

- F three.

- No.

- [Voiceover] If the opposing player

has a soldier on that space...

- G six.

- Hit.

- [Voiceover] They must pick up the revolver.

- Okay.

- [Voiceover] Place it to the side of their head.

- I can't watch.

- [Voiceover] And pull the trigger.

- Oh my god.

(g*n clicks)

- [Timothy] Woo.

- [Voiceover] The battle will end

when one of you puts a b*llet through your skull.

- This is a crazy game, there's one b*llet in the chamber

and we don't know where it is,

we don't know when it's coming.

- It's basically a twisted version of Russian Roulette.

- E two.

- No.

- B one.

- No.

- E 10.

- No.

- I'm gonna die.

- Someone's gonna die.

- D four.

- No.

- Dude are you cheating?

How am I not hitting anything yet?

- If I sh**t myself and then I come back as a spirit

and saw that you cheated

I'm gonna like (bleep) haunt you forever.

- I'm not cheating.

- This whole game is messed up.

- I made sure to place my soldiers in a strategic way

there are some points that people will never call.

- H three.

- Hit.

(g*n clicks)

- Oh my God.

- When I see Eva pick up the g*n and look at me

as she's pulling the trigger

I'd almost rather sh**t myself in the head

'cause I don't know if I can watch this.

- H eight.

- Hit.

- Hit?

- Yeah.

(g*n fires)

(screams)

(crying)

- Tim pulls the trigger and it goes off and I can't watch.

I don't want to see my friend die.

- [Voiceover] You made it through private.

Now get that gold over there and get out of here.

- Take it.

(crying)

It's all there, was it worth it?

- Yes, it was worth it.

- I'm crying because this is just too much.

This is just not what I signed up for

I came here for a dinner party

and then this is happening

and at this point I'm done with Colin

he's not even that attractive to me anymore.

Guys I can't take any more of this.

- Look, there's two more owners we need to find.

- Who's gonna die next.

- We don't know that.

- I don't wanna think about it either y'know.

- Maybe we're all gonna make it.

- I doubt it, but okay.

- We need two more owners

let's go get them.

- I feel like moving forward

it's time for us to work together as one.

Let's go.

(haunting music)
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