02x31 - Lightning Bowler Society

[bunniefuu]

Oh

this has got to be our most dastardly

scheme yet yeah

petty vandalism is one thing but hurling

month-old fruitcakes that's some

next-level villainy

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anyone else up for a snack

remember and he's out oh where are my

manners

it's a prep and forty-five minutes of

baking in a 350 degree oven down the

drain you know losing our 80th

consecutive battle makes me wonder if

we're cutting the mustard is

supervillains maybe we need a new

vocation something that plays to our

strengths what are our strengths we were

good in matching outfits hey that's

great what can we do with that

that's turkey baby three strikes in a

row for the Lightning bowler Society eat

it one percenters however will we deal

with the agony of defeat how about we go

for a swim in our riches to the money

bin we are unstoppable that's because

you've never played against the pin

dashers that's a plan spin - in case you

couldn't figure it out

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I lost I want a rematch anytime anywhere

well not anywhere it have to be at the

bowling alley but any time not Tuesday

nights

I got spin class and not this weekend

gotta shave my mom's back it's kind of a

lengthy process and not in the past that

already happened

let's just say a week from next Thursday

you're on it's my honor to present the

newest item on the mat burger menu the

Lightning Bowl beef bowl an honor

despite the terrible name and flavor in

fact that it has no actual beef and that

the bowl is actually a plate a fast-food

tie-in in my experience those things

never work I can't wait to burst their

bubble at the big rematch next Thursday

don't worry sonic no one takes them

seriously will you sign my people make

it out to Stacy I'm your biggest fan mr.

Treece bye please call me by my true

name as a chameleon

after all I am a master of disguise I've

got a whole closet full of tree costumes

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I'm here with the villages hottest new

stars the Lightning bowler Society

everyone's got their favorite whether

it's the sneaky one

yeah the geeky one the cute one or the

overweight middle-aged walrus one I

gotta work on my branding

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for the young couple - lightning bowler

beef bowls with extra flavor packets Wow

they've really hooked us up of course he

did Dave knows the Lightning Bullers

would be nothing without you he's

buttering you up no they haven't used

real butter in years

I think it's petroleum jelly face it

your so-called teammates are holding you

back

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yeah Sonic we've been practicing all day

can we go home now it's exactly what

they want us to do can't you see they're

getting our heads man they're playing

mind games man we can't let him win we

have to win what's taking the chameleon

so long if we don't leave soon

Sonic's gonna think we're forfeit in the

big game don't worry don't worry you're

Cedars savior has arrived

you're late we had to polish our bowling

balls without you it's just awkward with

three the chameleon commands respect

you'd all be nothing without him do you

think we could have gotten that bad

Burger endorsement deal without me slow

your roll North Patrol well help my

charisma would be no words bill hello

what do you think stole our bowling

balls in the first place right here I

guess Stacy was right you are all

jealous that my foliage is reaching new

heights yeah it what tree falls in an

evil hideout does it make a sound let's

find out

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where are those lightning losers

we can't blow them into oblivion if

they're not here and I want to pull them

into oblivion the chameleon has an

announcement I am I am the chameleon

makes sense he does have a lot of

disguises oak tree walnut tree maple

tree weeping willow the chameleon is now

solo now your solo could you name it

stick with it the Lightning bowlers have

been disbanded and would be pursuing our

own careers come Stacy what if you don't

well then we can't and then I won't we

have to get the Lightning Bowl is back

together folks you're gonna want to pick

up the phone what I've got here is a

beautiful pair of bowling ball earrings

these are genuine Lane you 16 pound

bowling balls and all my producers

telling me what what's that oh no we

can't this is lunacy people if you call

in the next 90 seconds we're gonna throw

in a free set of steak knives

Paul now and we're out great job Willie

but is this really why I got into

bowling why don't you get back together

with the team did they send you till

they want a role again yeah because I

mean I might be willing to take a

meeting

say mister I want a lightning bolt beef

bowl I bet you actually they've been

rebranded as Dave the intern beef bowls

never mind

oh I love it gave the income people I'm

one condition

you'll meet with your former teammates I

don't know things are going pretty well

for all Dave the interns hey you don't

happen to know where a recommended

dumpster service to dispose of thirteen

thousand uneaten beef balls do you I'm

asking for a friend

meet the town's newest bowling stars so

does your team have a name weasel bandit

and Oh weasel bandits come you get Billy

oh hello fellow bowler fancy seeing you

here

in your home

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so chameleon we heard you wanted to talk

to us he doesn't want anything to do

with you

is solo careers going great not as good

as mine ever since we slashed the price

of beef bulls they're selling like

hotcakes not that our hotcakes are

selling cuz they are not well I sold 300

bottles of commemorative ball wax

yesterday

looks like we're all doing just fine

without each other

no no no you're all doing terribly get

back together and Bowl against me son

while you were worrying about your

precious bowling legacy I've been

conceiving my most brilliant evil plan

yet this old body again why can't you

build something new you know how much it

cost to design and build new robots

every week I'm trying not to go over

budget but it doesn't have to be exactly

the same every time try thinking outside

the bots it was pretty clever give me a

sec while I think of a comeback Bubba

when we talk trash like that

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those were the days we would never

create villains but at least we were

happy

maybe we should reunite after all but

not as bowlers as evildoers yeah what

are you doing sorry Stacy but this

chameleon never changes his colors come

on boys let's go lose a battle

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this isn't over Sonic okay maybe it is

over but I'll be back so now that you

guys are back together how's about that

rematch

oh please pretty please I need this so

bad not a chance

sure be the best boilers in town

brothers fame respect and endorsement

deals but it cost us our friendship

yeah only villainy unites us now well in

that case you might have never beaten

the lightning bolts at bowling but here

on the b*ttlefield I win every time how

so I totally want to b*at them at

bowling