02x45 - Three Minutes or Less

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looks like our k*ller had the necessary

qualifications

wombats my favorite character on

marsupial crime unit i'm sure his

digestion's slow and so are his reflexes

but he always gets his man guess what

g*ng member now delivers you get your

order in 30 minutes or less or it's free

so come on down

why would they come on down if we're

delivering i'd like to place an order

four med burgers to amy rose's house see

you in 30 minutes or less

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hey uncle

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hey come on

burgers piping cold

you're three hours late well at least

the food's free here's a comment card

i'd appreciate a positive review so

please don't fill it out honestly

it says on the back that there's a focus

group tomorrow to review med burger's

delivery service finally a chance to

make our voices heard by cutting down

something that other people worked

really hard on on a scale from

remarkable to exemplary

how would you rate me burgers delivery

service it's a joke i could do it in

three minutes or less three minutes

if you can do it in three minutes you

just got yourself a job you couldn't pay

me to work here we're not going to pay

you you think just because we're a

global corporation that our employees

deserve to make a living wage

but i can compensate you in a chili dog

for every successful delivery

you got yourself a deal

there you go one my uniform i'll wear it

with pride why would you do that

your first order at fair warding our

customers are notorious cheapskates so

don't expect any tips

that was easy and i got a big tip

it never stops

oh that was fast i didn't even have time

to get my billfold hold on

now where is that thing on my shiffer

robe no

in my portmanteau

no

it must be next to the victrola

here it is it turns out it was in my

hand the whole time

next up i'm emil for two

for amy rose

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hey amy got the food for you and

mike the ox leroy the turtle

lady goat i mean not that i care who you

have lunch with i mean it's not like you

and i it's for you sonic

i thought you'd like a break from work

okay sure but i only have a minute

well this has been fun gotta go bye

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lunch is on me i got six chili dogs

coming my way

hey those are non-transferable now looks

like i have to eat these on my own sorry

not sorry

this job is awesome

i can't foresee anything going wrong

hedgehog abby's about to start where are

my cucumber sandwiches

hi i'm sonic the hedgehog i know who you

are lousy tv thinks i don't even know my

own mortal enemy matt burger now

delivers and we guarantee three minutes

or less or your order is free

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i don't want this slop anymore i want a

meh burger delivered by sonic the

hedgehog and wouldn't it be just

glorious if he was late and i got it for

free

[Laughter]

well well sonic the hedgehog delivering

food to me

it appears the extra pickles i ordered

are nowhere to be found looks like

you're gonna have to run all the way

oh

uh and i wanted mayo too

and what's this no ketchup for my fries

the clock's still ticking until i get my

full order

may i assist you further sir

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hey dave there's no 154 on rabbit road

just 152 and 156. it must be a prank

order

i have devised a complicated plan of

att*ck that will create chaos beyond the

scope of anything sonic could ever

handle they will write poems and sing

songs of how i triumphed over that blue

pumpkin

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so what is this complicated plan of

chaos i'm going to att*ck him when he

leaves me burger and make him late for

his deliveries

it's more complicated than it sounds

you'll see

three deliveries on three different

parts of the island in three minutes

that's impossible

not even you can pull this off i have

this totally under control

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don't worry sonic we'll fight this enemy

att*ck you do the noble thing and

deliver that greasy food to people who

don't feel like leaving their homes

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here's your order piping hot that'll be

12 bucks oh sonic so good of you to

bring this bountiful feast that we

didn't order but you still expect us to

pay for it won't be enough to feed

everyone but i guess the children don't

need to eat tonight

sliders for everyone you can't expect us

to pay full price for such skimpy

burgers

how about a coupon for 10 off oh thank

you now my wife can afford that surgery

really egghead taking prisoners now well

it won't work i'm still gonna make my

deliveries in three minutes or less

actually it should be three minutes or

fewer

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this always happens right after i get it

washed

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now if you'll excuse me i'm ahead of

schedule on my deliveries

who is that it's sonic with your

delivery

science not here no man i'm sonic

who is that it's me sonic open the door

i have your delivery sonic yeah sonic

open up

sonic's not here man

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last one this shouldn't be so bad

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huh one minute before you miss your

deadline sonic you can't defeat all

these robots and penetrate my lairs

defenses before time is up then my food

will be free and you have failed

a minute

too much time if you ask me i may take a

nap first

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there's got to be another way in

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this is it i'm going to do it i'm going

to b*at sonic the hedgehog oh glorious

day

one second to spare

no

but how i followed these two down the

secret tunnel well regular tunnel now

you took the secret tunnel there was a

battle outside there was no other way in

that was the point that'll be 15

smackers

plus tip of course

an appreciation of the phenomenal job

you've done i'd like to present you with

a ten chili dog bonus

oh

this agreement is not agreeing with me i

quit oh finally

all those satisfied customers were

weirding me out

hey burger lovers comedy chimp here and

i can't wait to tell you all about

members newest delivery policy

there you get it when you get it