Oh
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if I want to destroy Sonic once and for
all I'm gonna need physical abilities of
my own how you gonna do that boss you're
no bio technician I'm looking for some
books on biotechnology actually
according to our records your library
card has been revoked
it says here you never returned the copy
of savage passions Guatemala heat that's
preposterous I've never heard of that
book and even if I had read it who would
believe that
Aloise would leave Juan Pablo for a
mysterious billionaire you can use my
library card I bet you oh thanks kid
people don't usually do nice things for
me
not sure why face beater there's like a
million types of mutations and these
textbooks aren't very helpful on the
subject of which ones you should
intentionally inflict upon yourself oh
great another to be continued if I add a
comic I'd never end it like that Bruce
Bandicoot was just a timid scientist
until a lab accident changed everything
struck by absurdly dangerous levels of
purple rays he became the
and be able clunk finally somebody put
it in terms I can understand I'm about
to expose myself to dangerous purple
rays so stand back I don't want to share
my awesome new powers with you losers
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I don't feel any different
lousy piece of junk in whack
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one nice Howard that's just a plate of
shredded iceberg lettuce oh sorry one
premium a salad
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what happened last night I can't
remember a thing
just like my weekend in casino night
zone what happens in casino night zone
stays in casino night zone after
exposing yourself to purple rays you
became agitated which cost you to morph
and turn a durable creature of some kind
I follow the unenviable clunks origin
story to the letter but he just turned
me into some sort of B level cereal
mascot if you can't trust comic books
for accurate representations of science
who can you trust
says here the effects of purple rays
wear off if one can last 48 hours
without a transformation how can that be
I just have to not get angry for two
days easy-peasy
just gonna pick up some delicious
arugula and get back to the lair and
wait out the 48 hours so egghead why
were your dunder BOTS chasing that
little purple dude yesterday you can't
prove I had anything to do with the
creation of that purple whatsit it is
way above your skill level after all
you're no bio technician is it really
that far-fetched that a mechanical
genius such as dr. Eggman could learn
some new science skills you no-good
stinkin muskrats make me don't you okay
boss it's my secret town huh don't worry
we've known about your toenail
collection for years not that my other
is slightly less that you turn into
a little purple guy every time you get
mad don't worry Eggman will handle this
news with the utmost maturity stop
squirting yourself stop squirting
yourself squirting me that's not even
how this joke supposed to work
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I'm sinking to all new lows bringing
myself here
welcome to anger management you're
teaching anger management
aren't you just a powder keg of emotions
waiting to explode you insensitive lout
it's important to maintain your
composure even in the most frustrating
of circumstances be it physical t*rture
or listening to a doddering old coot
ramble on about nothing please be
t*rture please be t*rture please be
t*rture a lots changed since I was a
youth back then this city home wasn't
even here it was across the street of
course we didn't call it a city hall
then we called it the old gather round
gather round the City Hall we'd say oh I
guess we did call it a city hall will
you just get to the point you boring out
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to be free of any rage one must clear
one's mind Center one's Chi upload one's
anger to the cloud man
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mmm
I am calm I am one with this hippie
dippie mumbo-jumbo and now for the final
test hello I'd like to schedule an
appointment to get my cable TV service
five weeks that seems unreasonable but
I've learned to accept that which I
cannot control well well well if it
isn't purple Macoutes Tufts the most
adorable villain will hello my dear
nemesis lovely day isn't it are you
gonna lose your temper I have moved
beyond such trivial things what if I go
thank you for not touching me
I appreciate your restraint now if
you'll excuse me kudos dr. Eggman only
15 more minutes until the effects of the
purple ray wear off completely nothing's
going to stop me now oh good a
last-minute complication hey mister I
feel bad that everyone was teasing you
so I made you cookies I ran out of
baking soda so I used toothpaste gee
whiz I love science stuff hey mister
what's this button do that's my
subatomic Annihilator you know it's so
good to see young people taking interest
oh there's a funny story behind that my
knight and how about this one
oh man she fell down the garbage chute
cubot going after her ouch great not
even in my most felt robot can squeeze
in there and that trash compactors gonna
turn on any minute now there's only one
guy I know who can fit through that
chute but to summon him I'm gonna need
to get angry or bot you insult me tell
me everything I create is a failure oh
that's not true you have lots to be
proud of that's sweet but not helpful
hang on kid I'll think of something
I don't get angry okay I'll have to
double net burgers extra pickles on one
an order of lightly fried humdrum rings
and a large Cola a half diet half
regular the light of the ice and hurry
no way he gets this right once he screws
up I'll be on a one-way trip to rage
town but this is exactly what I ordered
a broken clocks bound to be right twice
a day by the way do you have the time my
clocks broken Oh Sonic great make fun of
me listen Eggman I know I was harsh on
you the other day I'm sorry no no no no
no no you're not sorry you you you think
I'm a buffoon a joke yellow-bellied
marmots boy I don't mean to rush you but
the trash compactor walls are closing in
I finally won again great I can't know
that little girl's gonna get pancakes
why can't I get angry why why why it
makes me so mad
don't worry Eggman I heard the whole
thing let's book it come here you
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thank you thank you mr. purple dr.
thingy yeah I hope to you're doing good
Eggman just free your mind of all
distractions soup's on boys
02x48 - Don't Make Me Angry
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Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.
Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.