02x51 & 02x52 - Eggman: The Video Game

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Sonic Boom". November 8, 2014 - October 4, 2017.*
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Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.
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02x51 & 02x52 - Eggman: The Video Game

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nothing like a relaxing Sunday drive

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hey buddy you wanna race

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upper boarding isn't as much fun as I

remember

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I'll be getting up here

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the ice cream social

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don't worry Ames I'm on it

sorry tails gotta go

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you live with that

sorry egghead it was an accident if

it'll make you feel better you can

splash mud on me now we're even

oh yeah

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he covered me with mud why are you

bullying me who knew all those years of

being a total dill weed would rub people

the wrong way if I want to win the

hearts and minds of the people I need to

change my image my money I assure you

there are enough copies of the new tommy

'thunder video game to go around don't

listen to him they're in limited supply

push and shove elbows out these mouth

leaders are really going gaga for your

merch

I'm telling you eggy since he put out

this video game

Tommy's image has never been hotter I

bet a video game will improve my image

to imagine that egg man in a video game

hot new game just released today fine a

video game starring a pudgy guy with a

moustache can I get a new controller

please hey goober don't you want to see

the newest coolest video game ever no

mortal blood sport 7 know comedy chips

Cobb at golf

no stache smash it's a side-scrolling

strategy platformer full of twists turns

and egg puns to b*at it you need to

collect all seven yes hi it's

old-fashioned where are the cool

graphics the boss battles through

gratuitous v*olence besides everyone

knows all the best games use motion

capture you're living in the past man

I planted spybots everywhere one steamed

sonnet arrives I'll record their

movements using my patented yoke capture

technology for my new state-of-the-art

super stache smash here they come now

[Laughter]

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oh this is great these are gonna be the

sickest boss battles ever now time for

the star of the game we even retaliate

or is he humiliated himself enough

already I guess I could spin att*ck him

over the horizon but I'd kind of feel

bad about it yeah whatever

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I've got all I need of Team Sonic but

somehow my sweet moves don't look as

cool as I hoped maybe it's cuz you're

getting your butt kicked no no that's

not it

might I suggest motion capturing a foe

who could actually defeat Sonic

then just digitally replace their image

with yours what a brilliant idea glad I

thought of it that's why you're the boss

sir but who do I know that stands a

chance at defeating Sonic the Hedgehog

shadow I have a proposition for you find

some other pawn Eggman I'll never work

with you again now get out of my sight

hmm the only way we're gonna get shadow

for my plan is if he thinks Sonic's been

talking mad trash about him hey Sonic

what do you think of Shadow the Hedgehog

I mean right what a random question why

are you asking me about him I haven't

seen him in weeks oh just curious but

hey bet you'd love to b*at him up huh

b*at him up nah never thought about it I

mean that battle last time was a bit of

a whirlwind but he is a tough customer

yeah but how about his shoes aren't they

weird-looking

I could take him or leave him were you

getting these questions anyway just

pulling them out of a bag I'm out of

here

Oh shadow you again just wanted to let

you know I ran into our old pal Sonic

today and he did not have the nicest

things to say about you this aggression

shall not stand Sonic and his friends

shall pay time to take out the trash

already on it then you'll go b*at up

team Sonic right here's a good one a

horse walks into a bar and the bartender

says hey no animals in here what

happened hey I guess I'd say I was now

you do a wall direction pummeled into a

wall shadow what are you doing here

fox hunting

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I'm gonna need a free camera setup and a

fourth giving me an overhead view no

good thing I took that shadow boxing

class

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don't worry nuts I got him

oh man my video games gonna be so epic

that was almost too easy

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that all you got we're just getting

started

ooh that will make for some great

cutscene dialogue

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about time you sh**t up slowpoke

shadow what have you done

say goodnight oh man a cliffhanger I

hate those

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any last words

Sonic yeah volcano wonderpants what that

doesn't even make a pose my characters

in over this

you have the reflexes of a panther is

that an insult I thought Panthers were

fast

maybe compared to you

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this footage is even better than I

imagined I cannot go home in programming

into my game

why are you doing this shadow you'll pay

for the things you said about me you

mean that stuff

Eggman recorded I didn't say anything

bad what are you implying no no what are

you inferring that Eggman manipulated

that footage to manipulate me yeah he'll

do that do not allow Eggman to make a

fool of me he must pay for this what

your new teleportation guard is working

wonderfully but I fear your wall won't

hold up much longer

Eggman come out you coward I think it

would be best if I gave this shadow guy

some space or bot - bot stolen that

could have gone better

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steep Creek transform into me

uh why long story short shadows gonna

tear me limb from limb he's gonna rip

out my spine and play it like a

xylophone huh didn't know shadow was so

musically inclined but tell you what bro

Botnick why don't you use my

interdimensional portal creators to hide

out in another dimension then I can con

some other Eggman into being my patsy

okay I'm about to a different dimension

and unless you want to face shadow I

suggest you try looking a little less


Eggman II if I can manipulate the alpha

fields tweak the gamma receptors and

gird the blender I could fold space-time

and get revenge on that infernal blue

hedgehog no need for all that your

lordship I know where he is

Oh nice scar by the way three manly me

how did I get here

I came from an alternate dimension where

a shape-shifting robot version of my

brother from a third dimension gave me

this portal g*n simple as that huh

better hurry having two of us in the

same dimension for too long will cause a

catastrophic anomaly the likes of which

mankind has never seen yeah yeah I'm

going I'm going

man shadow really mopped the floor with

us I'm gonna be sore for weeks I can't

feel my everything there you are blue

beaver finally I can take you on one on

one

finally we fight all the time oh wait

are you that emo Eggman from the

alternate dimension I'm not emo I just

don't care for garish colors okay

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sweet moves lord knows hair

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Eggman you shall perish for tricking me

well I didn't trick you I don't even

know who you are your elaborate costume

doesn't fool me oh I get it the egg man

you're looking for is in another

dimension I'm going through the portal

into the other dimension - you guys keep

an eye on Lord egg but where's Eggman

it's a whole different place

Eggman could be anywhere or he could be

right there

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you know Metal Sonic right

he's been upgraded with all the video

game motion capture data I recorded

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we have to coordinate a spin att*ck from

opposite sides I take orders from no one

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struggle all you want formalwear

Eggman we've got everything under

control except that

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injuries are not we gotta step up

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look at you celebrating like the games

been won this is only the beginning of

the end

all right kind of cryptic shadow you

want to elaborate on that one I'm no

longer satisfied simply taking vengeance

on that liquid Eggman I want revenge on

this whole pathetic universe that's why

I took those moustached fools to a

secret location with both Eggman in this

dimension there will be a catastrophic

anomaly that will destroy our entire

universe now you're catching on so long

fools

forever if I can peace Metal Sonic back

together I might be able to use his

built-in homing beacon to lead us Eggman

great tails you're on that everyone else

let's get searching

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Eggman homie vegans should be happy

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hey wait metals beacon is haunted on

that man but he's moving too fast

I can't thankfully I'm Sonic the

Hedgehog

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Lord Eggman you need to leave our

dimension now I'll never forget you

friend yeah yeah just get out of here

yeah I'm not thrilled with the results

but I must admit I'm impressed with how

you save the universe

I'll be back Sonic but next time on my

terms

well I almost caused the end of the

world but it was all worth it I got

great yoke capture footage for my video

game about that during the catastrophic

anomaly your evil lair was struck by

lightning all of your mocap files were

destroyed well there's always next

season
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