07x23 - Secrets and Pies

Episode transcripts for the TV show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Aired: October 2010 to October 2019.*
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07x23 - Secrets and Pies

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okay all we need is a dot of salt a dab

of sugar and a spritz of ginger huh are

those real measurements how do you keep

track without a recipe pie baking is

more art than science and this will be

my masterpiece it's to celebrate rainbow

dash's 73rd wonderful training session

73rd that's specific i know the pie is

blueberry because wonderful outfits are

blue the crust is rainbow for obvious

reasons but the most special part is the

73 super secret sweets and spices that

represent each training session

could you please pass the

brown sugar pink sugar sweet red apple

jelly berry mash in a towel

you sure are going to a lot of trouble

for rainbow dash's pie

phew that's because i know how much she

loves them my pies are her favorite it's

worth all the trouble to see her happy

now i'm gonna need some cocoa powder

cocoa flakes

cocoa bar

what's up isn't that for the pie

twilight that's hilarious you don't mix

chocolate into a blueberry pie this is

my mid-morning pie making chocolate feel

that keeps this pot bacon train chugging

down the tracks

right time's over now let's finish this

pie

my little pony my little pony

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faithful and strong sharing kindness

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good training everypony nice work crash

you really added that sparkle to that

pressure diamond drop

hold up

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my 73rd training session that's specific

i know

i'm just so proud and happy for you and

i've been counting all your training

sessions and i'm gonna wait until your

100th but i got too excited and i know

how much you love pie so happy summer's

not dry

you didn't have to do this oh i know i

didn't have to but i really wanted to

have a bite whoa what's that

huh guess it was nothing but wow

this pie is the best i've ever had

is that cinnamon i know you'd love it

have more i made the whole thing for you

really oh that's so great

but i need to go change and then i have

to take t*nk to the vet

his sensitive tortoise dummy's been

acting up again do you mind if i take

this pie with me of course not i better

get back to my shift at sugar cube

corner anyway congratulations again

thanks

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i knew she'd love it

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you didn't see a blueberry rainbow crust

73 ingredient pie with a slice eaten out

of it in here did you

uh

no

right of course you didn't that would be

ridiculous because i made it for rainbow

dash and she loves my pies she would

never throw them away like trash in the

trash with other trash right right um

that right couldn't have been the one i

made i must be seeing things i did have

a lot of chocolate this morning

what if i wasn't seeing things what if

that was my pie

that would be bananas

unless rainbow dash has been replaced by

an imposter who throws delicious pies

away

or has she been brainwashed by a pie

hidden evil queen

you make a good point rainbow dash is

too stubborn to be brainwashed plus she

hates washing hmm

there's something else going on here

let's look up a few of the more recent

pies i've made for her

the boysenberry pie made for her

birthday and her three half birthday

lemon meringues and it's not your

birthday but here's a pie anyway day

custard pie

she ate all of these right

another pie

thank you so much

whoa what's that

huh guess it was nothing

awesome three lemon meringues

hey what's that over there

oh never mind

great pies

happy

thank you

no way check that out

it's not even my birthday

oh sorry guess it was nothing

but that custard was everything

have i ever really seen rainbow dash eat

one of my pies

and do i always look when somebody

points behind me

good one but i need answers

i've sent rainbow dash a pie every month

she's been a wonderbolt and you're

telling me you've never seen her eat one

uh affirmative

or uh negative um

i mean she wasn't seen eating one hmm

interesting very interesting

are we under investigation as chief

detective on the pie case i've labeled

you all ponies of interest so it's best

you tell me everything you know

well we have been getting mysterious

monthly pie donations

would you be able to pick these pies out

of a lineup

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i hear rainbow dash's pet tortoise t*nk

has been having tummy troubles when did

it start

about a week ago poor t*nk had all the

telltale signs of sugar overload jittery

shell sinklessness repelling indigestion

hmm

and this all happened the day after i

made rainbow dasha thanks for lending me

your jacket peach pie

seems the pieces of the puzzle are

plopping into place but the picture

isn't pretty

noticeable p alliteration pie

is that everything doctor well there's

also this

interesting

did you have the lab analyze the flavor

of that pie

no but you know miss cheerilee was in

here not long ago the class hamster was

having similar symptoms

perhaps it's a pie pandemic perhaps and

i just might know pony patient zero

dr faun is right i do always have to

remind the fools and fillies not to

share the pies with a glass hamster

animals just can't digest pony food

indeed but where do these pies come from

well they're from rainbow dash she drops

off her day after rainbow dash's half

birthday pie every year did you say the

day after her half birthday very very

interesting because i give her a pie on

her half birthday every year and i have

a feeling it's the same pie

well wherever it comes from the students

just love it i'm so glad

at least i can be sure somepony is

she didn't eat the blueberry

she didn't eat the banana she didn't eat

the cream and she didn't eat the

chocolate she didn't need any of that

why

and don't tell me this all just started

recently it's been going on for years

cheerilee said so herself if there's one

thing i know you can't escape the truth

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rainbow dash doesn't like pie and she's

been lying to me about it the whole time

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pinkie pie

pinkie pie

oh party planning cave right

you okay or are you just screaming for

fun screaming is fun but i'm not okay

i've been making rainbow dash pies for

years but she doesn't even like them

she's been lying to me

but everypony loves your pies they're

the greatest thing since sliced apples

thank you and i could swear i've seen

her eat one of your pies before have you

um

i

thought i had that's why i said it are

you sure

maybe i

haven't

exactly because it's all been a sham

rainbow dash has been laughing at my

pies behind my back and scheming of a

way to get rid of them for years

bring forth the worst tasting food in

all of equestria

and now i will destroy pinkie pie's

horrid abominations freeing the land of

these disgusting pies forever

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good written strawberry cream and

peaches are plenty pizza for purple and

lemon surprise

i really don't think that's what's

happening i don't think so either

i know so

well i've got just the thing to get your

mind off all this madness we've had a

great apple harvest so i was hoping you

could whip up a few of your delicious

pies

yes i will make pies lots of pies i'm

going to make rainbow dash so many pies

you'll force her to admit the truth or

i'll catch her in the act of getting rid

of them

operation pie of lies is a go thanks

applejack i knew i could count on you to

come up with a plan i don't think that's

what i did also uh how do you get out of

here

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what's happening

i've never heard of wake your friends up

day well it's unofficial but i made you

your favorite pie in celebration

gifts are the second most important part

of wake your friends up day

what's the first most important part

accepting the gifts and enjoying them

immediately

uh

well i'm sorry i forgot about wake your

friends up day

let me make it up to you

here

what do you mean where did it go

um

where

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congratulations on your 74th wonderful

training session here's a pie now eat it

okay this is getting a little out of

hoof i haven't even trained yet well i

wanted to pre-celebrate because i

already know how great you're gonna do

eat the pie

pinky look out i'm not gonna fall

[Applause]

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sorry ma'am but we have to make sure you

didn't sustain any internal injuries

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oh the pie was delicious

you just get better

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ah

somepony help me

rainbow dash thank goodness you're here

i was trying to fix the top part of my

pie pyramid but the whole thing became

unstable and there's only one way to

save me

we have to eat the pies

don't worry i gotcha

all right or you can see me that way you

gotta be more careful okay

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i wanted to thank you for saving me from

the pie

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i know how much you love them

now eat up

uh

thanks

i can't wait to eat all these pies

[Applause]

delicious you did it again pinky

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rainbow dash there you are i need a pie

for everypony and you're the only one

who hasn't eaten hers yet

so here your pie who to eat now

are you okay

you seem to be staring more than usual i

just really like to watch others enjoy

my pies

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you sure you don't have to blink

me

nope i'm not much of a blinker

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don't mind me go ahead and take a bite

well

do i want to take a big bite or a small

bite

i just don't know

or maybe medium

no no definitely not medium

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do you have any

milk

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ah never mind your pies are just too

good to resist

what no no

that's it

i can't tell

everything okay pinky no

everything is not okay you hate my pies

what are you talking about you know

exactly what i'm talking about i saw

what you did i didn't see what you did

but i know that you've been thinking

you threw away the pie i made for your

73 wonderful training session and i know

you secretly somehow got rid of all the

other fries i gave you

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that's crazy what do you think i did

somehow make them all disappear into

thin air

okay so maybe i made one of them

disappear into thin air

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how could you

what

i uh i i just wanted to share these

amazing pies with the folks of

cloudsdale so i uh i was trying to send

them up via balloon mail but you just

said they were delicious well obviously

that's because

i have amnesia

i've been brainwashed

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it's opposite day

your memory's working fine you hate

washing and i know today's not up to day

because i baked you a pie for it every

year pie that you probably just throw

away or give to charity or destroy with

your laser eyes while laughing at me

laser eyes

oh oh so you admit it

what no i can explain

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she won't listen to me she won't let me

apologize

i feel terrible

well you have been lying to her to all

of us actually

yeah

is there anything else you're lying

about that we should know

no

well not that i can think of off the top

of my head

is it my fault that i don't like pies

and not just pinkie's pies all pies i

know how much she loves making pies and

if i told her i didn't like them he

would have crushed her

uh you kind of crushed her anyway

yeah

you're right

i guess i should have just eaten the

pies in the first place

oh wait that's it

i know how i can make it up to her

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what is that

oh

it's you

pinkie pie wait

i know now that i should have been

honest with you from the start because

lying to your friends is wrong

and because getting rid of all those

pies was a giant hassle

i mean do you have any idea how many

pies you've made for me over the years

yes i know exactly how many i have a

very detailed piling system

of course you do the point is i thought

the hassle was worth it just to spare

your feelings but i was wrong so to make

up for it i made this pie for you

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well i guess i made it for me to eat in

front of you point is i'm eating this

pie for friendship wait that smelly

circular monstrosity is a pie yeah

i know i can't go back and eat all the

pies you made for me in the past so

instead i'm gonna eat this giant one for

you now

so

here i go

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ah

wait i can't watch you do this

i mean is that crust or some kind of

concrete yeah honestly i have no idea oh

i can't believe you're willing to eat

this terrible pie for me it's ridiculous

and this whole thing is overly

complicated and

oh i think i finally understand why you

lied

whoa what's that

huh guess it was nothing

i'm so glad you enjoyed my pie

oh never mind

great pies

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no way check that out

it's not even my birthday

oh sorry guess it was nothing

but that custard was everything seeing

you eat my pies makes me the happiest

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i know it does

you did a lot of ridiculous and overly

complex things to get rid of my pies

because it made you happy to see me

happy just like i went to a lot of

effort to make you the pies because it

made me happy to see you happy yes and

if you're willing to go through all of

that it really shows how much you're

willing to do for your friends

oh shucks it was nothing now get out of

that thing and give me a hug

just remember in the future you can

always be honest with me

uh i could have told her that yeah

cool

how about this your hugs are too tight

no they're not

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my little pony

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