02x21 - Rock 'n Rule

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last time on Total Drama Action took a

big bite of food on it in our most

mysterious episode yet after the

contestants practicode Christmas

mysterious message stealthily had to

fetch prints at DNA from each other a

party reward on a train quickly turned

into a hunt for my hood Lindsay was

declared that Sherlock is the b*mb all

the carny was furious but Dean stopped

Lindsay from inviting Duncan to the

movies then Courtney still more jealous

even if it turned out horribly awkward

will Courtney plot some evil revenge is

Lindsay going to actually I'm smarter if

I even cooler now that I'm alive again

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you please shut up

it's like butterflies not butter knives

and everybody knows you picked Duncan

for your movie reward last night as

retaliation the m*rder mystery challenge

is over so you can stop massacring that

song I was not mustering anything except

my eyelashes Courtney what I did guys

can we try to get along oh stop playing

dumb Lindsey

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she's not playing is she yeah

ah showers at the movie with that girl

last night and now yes ah I'm gonna go

stick a fork in my eye to relieve the

pain

nice of you to join us

today's movie genre is rum roll please

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today's movie genre is the rock-and-roll

biopic all right rock and roll biopic

normally I would have been stoked but I

had a rock and headache from Lindsay

Palooza last night I could use one right

now ah popcorn so great

ah shut up popcorn down hey dude rock

and roll by OPEC starts with a kid from

humble beginnings drawn into the

seemingly glam world of rock music after

overcoming enormous hardship the kid

gets a break and makes it ginormous

bigger than me even kid is then drawn

into a scandalous world of stuff I'm not

allowed to talk about with 16 year olds

things that lead to dangerous addictions

multiple divorces the occasional night

in the joint and an untimely death while

sitting on a toilet please do not try

any of the apper mansion at home or I

will be sued and would be unable to

afford the maintenance of this fabulous

smile a few things that any certifiable

Rock God needs to know that I can talk

about need to know how to rock out on

the guitar work the paparazzi

trash a hotel room yeah any questions um

why is all I needed my popcorn cat hey

everybody oh you were supposed to wait

for your cue what is wrong with you I

was hungry and when I'm hungry I forget

everything other than what my tummy is

telling me my tummy and I are really

close we'd be even closer if it weren't

for my chest

Oh Owen

get lost until I give you your cue I

have an announcement to make because I'm

the host and can do whatever I want

I've decided to bring someone back to

the show anyone guess who that might be

anymore

hi everyone I just can't help myself

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good to have you back vine Owen fine

hello not allowed back I had to file a

lawsuit to get back on this show I'm

contacting my lawyers you're not the

only one with lawyers oh and also filed

a lawsuit and what his job was busted by

chef and he was unfairly kicked off the

show and that good enough for you I

didn't really file a lawsuit I'm back

because my mom spent 50,000 bucks we

don't have but kind of put the family in

a big hole so Chris offered me 50 big

ones to come back and stir up the doodoo

OH

hmm I don't want to cause any trouble

because Lindsay and Beth and Duncan and

Harold are my friends

oh and Courtney's okay yes all right

people time for your birthday cake meet

me at big stadium in ten minutes you

can't miss it

he's so going to k*ll us we are so late

I said 10 minutes not 10 hours you also

said to meet you at the big stadium and

this is the dumpy gilded Chris Awards

Theatre where you might get dumped not

bad

first step to becoming a rock legend is

to show up late for your own show what's

with all the eating we told you no

outside food didn't you strip-searched

um for your first challenge you're gonna

be rocking out on the guitar it's a lot

like the recorder only completely

different

since I'm guessing most of you can't

read let alone read music you'll be

playing a guitar-shaped peripheral the

notes will be represented by colored

notes on the screen which corresponds to

your guitar you will play simultaneously

during which you'll be eliminated every

time you play a wrong note going to

electrocute me electrocute you of course

not the guitar will elect you but don't

worry you'll live though you may never

be able to play the piano again I can't

play the piano anyway or use the bow

I used to play in an all-girl rock band

at school called the a types I caught it

crazy

unfortunately we broke up before our

first gig apparently you can't start a

band with five leads and no backup

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ah

his guitars on fire

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Duncan you're broken oops sorry

impressive both of you but the winner is

every note behind my head and with my

teeth yes yes you did but you tried way

too hard and if there's one thing rock

stars don't do its try even a little

you saw duncan yes he played every tenth

note and broke his guitar afterwards

exactly watch and learn baby doll maybe

one day you'll be able to rock as hard

as me that hard enough baby doll we'll

be right back

and soon is Kortney cools down with a

hot bath and duncan gets the rock back

in his roll

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welcome back to the rock and roll biopic

position of Total Drama Action now in

order to become a true rock immortal you

must know how to work the paparazzi

start at the labels walk off the red

carpet pass the obstacles and finally

backstage one of you will win the rest

will be celebrity roadkill Duncan for

winning the first challenge you get our

backstage pass so you'll start half way

too bad this isn't a real backstage pass

looks the part

all access membership buff in tone spa

yeah I'm gonna be needing that okay

Courtney you're up first Courtney's on

the moon

she will hammer Jack will she make it

Courtney execute the smile and duck a

difficult comma followed by a backhanded

waiting to the groupie and a clean swag

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you can't afford it

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nice moves good call and grabbing the

swag lucky for you you get to keep

what's inside my autobiography vol 1 did

you see that swag

only thing missing with a birth bag with

Chris's face on it hey gross

ducky you're up remember you get to skip

the limousine and half the red carpet

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what does the boy goes the weasel

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and the lady gets the digits another

knockout dude dude major potential

lawsuit most definitely the bouncer on

the other hand

nice touch given the group of your

number cool whatever someone's in a bad

mood what a rock star

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No

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get on with it Doris

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and now the moment you've all been

waiting for evidence let's see your best

sh*t

shall we Courtney doc Duncan socked Owen

tripped natch if that's not a cry for

help I don't know what is in Lindsey

pose which means we have a winner who

said you were supposed to avoid the

Botox he means exposure and Lindsey

exposed you know it

Lindsey wins an advantage in the next

part of the challenge where you'll

compete for invincibility I hate hate

hate losing so when Lindsey at one it

took all my years of studying

Transcendental Meditation to keep it

together finally the ultimate rock star

challenge trashing the hotel room you've

got 30 seconds on the clock with Lindsey

getting an additional ten for having won

the first part of the challenge

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five five Benny's only five million nine

hundred and ninety four more and I'll

pay off the cheese cellar which will get

me out of doo doo doing Duty how am I

gonna betray my own friends six six

pennies oh wait I got peanut oh this day

just keeps getting better and better

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they flash in front of my eyes you

looked a lot of like Owens but

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oh nothing sharpens my dog collar more

than a girl with a ton of attitude my

meditation teacher would have been so

proud you now have an additional ten

seconds go I see your predicament thanks

to Courtney there's nothing left to

destroy which means Courtney wins

invincibility now you've got to decide

who gets booted from the bed

I sure am glad you're back going over

here ladies what's up since we can't

lose Courtney what they've done

hold off Duncan hello did you see how

grumpy was today

Plus Courtney would never admit it but

she'd go ballistic if he got kicked off

you don't need to convince me I don't

know I think I'd like to vote for

Courtney but she has invincibility I

know I'd be wasting my vote but it's her

fault I got kicked off the show plus I

don't think she's very nice today I

don't think so either Owen okay I know

I'm supposed to be stirring up the

doodoo

but I just got here I haven't even had a

chance to put my drawers in my drawers

yet look do hello mr. dirty pile

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six left one Moscow and he won't be

Courtney all right

the gilded Chris Award goes to Courtney

and Beth Harold and Owen only one left

the final gilded Chris goes to

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Harold and I voted for Duncan

not so back what happened is a first for

the show a contestant

accidentally voted themselves off

take a look unlike me the camera never

lies

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[Laughter]

Lindsay time for you to say sayonara

that means goodbye

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don't worry friends are worth way more

than money in Atlanta CDA says by news

boxes player tune in next time

Oh total

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