Chris:
Last time
On "total drama all-stars":
Gwen found out that courtney
Got kissy with scott
And cameron
And their on-again
Off-again friendship
Went way off;
Alejandro hid a dvd
Of mike's bad behaviour
Somewhere beyond the range
Of my cameras -
Oh, that handsome weasel! -
And the final six ran
The brutal obsta-k*ll course
And proved that
The old saying is true:
Whatever doesn't k*ll you
Makes you really, really sore.
(Laughs)
The winner?
Zoey, thanks to mike!
Or was it mal?
(Feigned evil laughter)
Seriously, who was it?
I can't tell those guys apart.
The flushee?
Definitely alejandro.
Adios, al-e-jerk-o!
Only five players remain.
Who will live to play
Another day,
And who will go sightseeing
In sewer city
Via the dreaded
Flush of shame?
Find out right here,
Right now on
Total... Drama... All-stars!
♪♪
♪ I wanna be,
I wanna be
♪ I wanna be famous
♪ I wanna be,
I wanna be
♪ I wanna be famous
(Whistling chorus)
(Camera shutter snaps)
(Objects clatter)
Mal:
Where is it?!
Where did alejandro
Hide it?!
(Pot shatters)
Zoey:
Mike? What happened?
(Clears throat)
Oh, uh, hey, zoey.
I was just helping to water
The plants
And... I dropped one...
Against the wall.
So...
(Nervous laughter)
I thought mike was back
In control,
But lately he's as weird
As weird gets.
Ugh!
I just wish I could see
Inside his head!
Heh. Not literally.
That would be gross.
Alejandro has incriminating
Footage of me on a dvd
And hid it somewhere
In the hotel.
He said it's "in the art,"
But how can anyone tell
Which piece has been
Tampered with
When it's all so hideous?
I also know
Zoey's getting suspicious.
That could be a problem,
Especially with mike
On the loose in my head.
His head. Our head.
Whatever!
He won't be able to hide
From me much longer.
Mike:
I think mal
Is getting weaker!
Chester:
Ahn. So am i!
I gotta sit down!
Svetlana:
Sitting iz for after victory.
Who asked ya,
Comrade?!
Thhpppppptttt!
Mike:
What the heck?
Vito:
Hey-yo!
Finally, an audience!
Yo, dominic,
I hear your dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
(As dummy)
Terrible!
Chester:
(Laughs)
Ah, genius!
(Laughs)
Give him a nickle!
Mike:
Come on, vito.
Ditch the dummy and join us.
We need you
If we're gonna defeat mal.
Dominic:
Defeat mal?
Not possible.
Vito:
(Spits)
Wow! Vito's kid
Is hilarious!
Uh...i didn't say
Nothin'!
So who did?
Dominic: me!
Mike and vito: (gasp)
Dominic:
(Evil laughter)
Personalities:
(Fearful gasps
And surprised yelps)
You'll never defeat me!
(Cackles madly)
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Mike: let's go!
Vito: whoa. Ah, yeah, sure.
Wait up!
Chris:
Attention, punching bags!
Please gather
In the forest clearing,
And bring yer padded undies
'Cause today's challenge
Is a butt-kicker!
Gwen:
Whoa! Ungh!
Zoey:
Hey, gwen.
How was your night
On boney island?
Gwen:
Not bad, actually.
A woolly beaver
Tried to eat me,
So I climbed a tree to the top
And slept in the canopy.
Fell asleep
Looking at the stars.
Zoey:
Wow!
Courtney:
Yeah, what a nightmare!
Luckily, gwen is super smart
And totally strong,
So she lived
To tell the tale.
Zoey:
Well, welcome back, gwen.
Courtney:
(Quietly mocking)
Welcome back, gwen.
What?
Nothing.
I was just noticing
That cutthroat vibe
Zoey has about her.
So two-faced.
We should shun her!
Um...
Are you still mad at me
For all the kissing I did?
Because like I said before,
Scott was an accident
And cameron kissed me!
I'm not mad at you.
I just hope your head
Is still in the game.
Don't worry,
My head is totally in the game.
Courtney:
So you still wanna go
All the way
To the finale with me?
Gwen, I promise.
It's you and me,
Right to the end.
Gwen is great.
But if you ask me,
Winning is everything.
This is the farthest
I've ever made it
On total drama,
And I am going
All the way!
Scott is sweet on me,
For obvious reasons,
So I'm keeping him around
To the end
Since he'll probably
Let me win.
Which means gwen
Goes second last,
And zoey has to go,
Like, now.
The only wild card is mike,
But I'm pretty sure
I can crush him.
(Pleased exhale)
Making a chart always helps
Clarify things nicely!
H-hey, courtney.
You're looking really,
Uh, goop.
Ah, good!
Heh heh.
I mean, you know, gice.
Nice!
Agh... Ugh!
(Chuckles)
Thanks, scott.
Yeah, anytime.
And, uh, hey,
If you need any help
Lifting anything,
Just let me know.
(Yawns, stretching)
Yeah, that's the stuff.
Arms like a cheetah.
(Gags)
I know, right?
Courtney and gwen:
(Laugh)
(Laughs)
This is great!
Courtney and I are back
To being friends!
Sure, it's taken a while for her
To trust me again,
But it was worth it!
Scott:
Hope you two got lots of sleep,
'Cause I'm feeling
As strong as an ox.
Mal:
Don't you mean
"Strong as a rat"?
Scott: huh?
Mal: oh...
You haven't seen
Courtney's chart?
Courtney: (gasps)
Scott: huh? What chart?
Mal: this one!
Scott: huh?!
Great plan,
By the way.
Not how I want it
To go down,
But still.
Gwen:
Second last?!
"Right to the end" my butt!
I can explain!
You gave me a tail?!
Wow!
Wait!
Gwen:
Oh, please.
Even you can't talk your way
Out of this one.
Ugh!
Sensitive much?
Courtney was only pretending
To be my friend?
Ugh!
How did I not see that?
She's going down!
A tail!
And it's pointed!
Like a rat tail!
I will never forgive her
For this.
Never!
Not unless she really,
Really wants me to.
Thanks, mike!
But I am not getting flushed
Down that giant toilet.
I mean, it sort of suits
The others,
But I am not
A giant-toilet-swimming
Kind of girl!
Chris:
Behold, my sad,
Skinny interns!
Female intern:
(Moans weakly)
Chris:
I totally forgot to feed them
This week.
(Laughs)
(Chuckles) I know.
Funny, right?
So today's challenge is a race
To make a delicious sundae
And serve it up
To good ol' what's-his-name
And whose-its
Over here.
Woo! Yes!
I know my sundaes.
I worked at an ice cream shop
For three weeks.
Then I got fired for flinging
A scoop of raspberry swirl
At a customer.
I was on my break!
Chris:
So, to make this fun -
For me -
You'll have to travel
To the most dangerous areas
On the island
To procure the ingredients
Of this dessert.
Your ice cream awaits
At the top of the diving cliff,
Which the ice machine has been
Making nice and slippery
All week;
The maraschino cherries
Are perched on a rock
In the swamp;
You'll find crushed peanuts
In the old cafeteria,
And the final ingredient,
Chocolate sauce,
Can be found in a pool
Surrounding a recently-planted
Mutant fire flower.
(Fire whooshes)
Gwen:
You're sick, maclean.
Chris:
What can I say,
Prison changed me -
For the better!
Ha ha!
The first person
To have their sundae
Completely consumed
By the interns, wins.
On your marks...
(Horn blasts)
Chris:
What're you waiting for,
They're hungry!
Scram!
(Horn blasts twice)
Courtney:
(Panting) gwen,
That chart meant nothing!
Gwen:
(Scoffs)
Seriously.
It was not serious.
Save your incredibly
Bad breath, chart-ney.
From now on,
It's every woman for herself.
Ugh! Why can't gwen just be
Impressed with my genius
And go along with it?!
Huh! No wonder she has such
A hard time keeping friends.
Mike, I have to know.
Why did you expose
Courtney
In front of everyone
Like that?
It was just so,
You know...
Mean.
I did it for us!
For you, really.
I want you to win.
But without cam,
We're outnumbered.
Courtney, gwen and scott
Are too powerful together -
We have to break them up.
And you gotta admit,
She kinda had it coming.
(Snorted chuckle)
It's not like mike
To enjoy someone else's misery,
Even if it is courtney's.
Hmm.
When alejandro was making
That big good-bye speech,
He said there was
A greater evil lurking.
He also said
The truth is in the art.
Man.
Typical alejandro -
Hot and infuriating,
Right to the end!
Scott:
Outta the way!
Courtney has to lose!
I mean I have to win!
Gwen:
Not cool!
Chris:
This just in,
Scott is first
To reach the ice cream!
Yeah!
Huh? Nooo!
(Grunt of effort)
Seriously?
Seriously?!
Chris:
Gwen has scooped up
First place!
Courtney:
Oh, great!
Gwen:
Woo-hoo!
Yeah!
Courtney and zoey: whoa!
Mal: oh! Easy does it.
Ooh, I'll go ahead,
Make sure it's safe.
I'll have to ditch zoey
For a while
So I can make sure gwen
Doesn't win.
I need to get back
Into the spa hotel
To find the dvd
Alejandro hid.
You know, you're as fit as me,
Practically!
We should team up!
After what you did
To gwen? Sorry!
Mal:
All clear!
Courtney:
Well, there goes
Your only ally, too.
Scott:
Unnnngggh!
First... Unnngggh! ...place!
Courtney:
Hey, scott!
See you later -
In the giant toilet!
And you'll be the one
In the toilet, not me!
(Wild laughter)
Scott:
(Guttural growl)
Laugh it up,
But you're gonna lose, courtney!
I may be behind,
But I'm as sure footed as a-
Whoa! Ahhh! Ungh!
(Bear roars loudly,
Scott screams in terror)
Let's get one thing clear.
I wasn't afraid
Of the bear,
I was screaming
To confuse it.
Yeah. That's it.
Ooh! Stanky!
Chris:
Gwen's first to the cherries!
Will she keep her lead?
Not if "snappy" has anything
To say about it.
Gwen:
Snappy?
(Gulps)
Aagggghhhh!
Ungh! Heh!
Bet that hurt! (Laughs)
Mal:
Gwen:
Whoa! Thanks for the save!
Huh? Oh, uh, yeah, sure.
No problem.
Oh my gosh,
Another gator!
Gwen:
Huh? (Sputtering)
(Gasps for air)
Mal:
Sorry, false alarm!
(Laughs)
Chris:
And mike takes the lead!
Okay, mike is either
Really brave,
Or really bananas,
Or really both.
Ack! Oh, come on!
(Grunts)
My foot is stuck!
Courtney:
Aw, too bad.
If we were a team,
I'd totally help you.
But not in a million years.
Bye!
Maybe courtney
Is the "greater evil"
Alejandro was talking about!
I've got three kinds
Of ice cream and a cherry -
Funny, all I can taste
Is victory!
Uh-oh!
Good gator, nice gator...
Please don't eat me!
Aggghhhhh!
Chris:
Wow. She's just swamped!
(Laughs)
Who will survive
The sundae challenge,
And who's about to become
Tomorrow's wildlife leftovers?
Find out after the break
On total... Drama... All-stars!
Aggghhhhh!
(Grunts)
(Gator hacks)
Zoey:
Agh! Come on, foot!
Unnnggghhh!
Yes! I'm free!
(Scott screams,
Bear roars)
Oof!
(Water splashes)
(Gator hacks,
Bear roars)
Finally!
(Gator growls)
Zoey:
Bye, scott!
(Defeated groan)
I don't know what the problem is
With that bear.
It was just a little
Ice cream!
No need to get hysterical!
(Slurps)
(Monstrous roar)
Chris:
And mike is the first to enter
The crushed nuts zone,
Where he'll face off
Against the newly rebuilt
Total drama machine!
The what?!
(Robot whirs)
(Mal yelps,
Hard whack)
Mal:
Hey, gwen,
Watch out for the robot!
Gwen:
Gah! Whoa! Easy!
I mean you no harm!
Aggghhhhh!
(Loud crash)
Gwen:
Yes!
Courtney: oh!
Gwen: ungh!
Courtney: gwen! I-
Gwen: no time to chat!
Wait! I'm sorry.
I never should've
Made that chart.
I still want us
To be a team.
I still want us
To be friends.
Please don't vote me off.
Vote for zoey!
(Sighs) okay,
I'll tell you what.
I'll vote for scott
And I'll try to convince zoey
To vote for him too.
(Excited squeal)
Seriously?
Gwen:
I still wanna be friends, too,
But to prove
That I can trust you,
You have to vote for yourself.
Courtney:
(Scoffs) get real.
You're just trying
To make it unanimous!
Gwen:
That's a chance
You'll just have to take!
Courtney:
But... Ugh, fine!
Ugh! Now what?
Aaggghhhh!
This can't be legal!
Agggghhhhh!
Chris:
And mike is first to reach
The chocolate fire zone!
Mal:
Sweet!
Chris:
But gwen is hot on his heels
And fueled by rage,
So it's still anybody's game!
Gwen:
(Scoffs)
"Still want to be a friends."
Well, we'll just see
About that!
Whoa! It's huge!
Mal:
Yup. Toxic waste:
The most terrifying growth
Hormone money can buy!
Gwen:
Agghhhh!
Agghhhh!
(Relieved sigh)
Gwen: yes!
Mal: (yelps)
Chris:
Gwen exits
The chocolate fire zone
And retakes the lead!
Courtney:
(Screams)
Scott:
Ha! That's more like it!
Courtney:
Sucker!
Scott:
Aagghhhh!
Courtney:
Ha! Adios, dirt boy!
Scott:
Ungh!
No!
Yes!
Finally caught a break!
Agh! Oh! Eee! Agh! Eee! Agh!
Aaaggghhhhhhhh!
Mike!
Are you okay?
Oh, I will be.
I just have to fix
Something.
Zoey and mal:
Agghhhhh!
Mal:
You have to b*at gwen
Or else we're both
On the chopping block!
Mal: hurry!
Zoey: okay!
But if I win, I promise
We'll both go to the spa!
Muah!
Let's rock.
(Flames whoosh)
This challenge is getting
Too close for my liking.
It's time
For a little sabotage.
(expl*si*n,
Flames crackle)
Mal:
(Evil laughter)
Scott:
Hey! What are you doing?!
Mal:
(Clears throat)
Oh, uh, it was an accident!
Sorry.
(Laughs)
I think that pipsqueak
Did that on purpose.
Nice move.
Dirt would've been
My first choice as a topping
Back home!
See you
At the finish line!
I can't use dirt!
What would my former employer
Think?!
Ugh! It's totally b*rned up!
Ugh!
Fine, chocolate coals it is.
The coals are still warm,
They're making
My ice cream melt!
(Vomits)
Ewww! Meh.
What? It's for chris' interns
And he never feeds them anyway -
As if they're going
To be picky.
They should thank me!
Scott:
Run faster!
I don't care who wins,
As long as it's not courtney!
Courtney:
Ta-da! Shortcut!
Gwen, zoey and scott:
(Groan) no!
Courtney:
(Laughing victoriously)
Wooo!
I win! Heh heh.
Eat it,
Interns!
Surprise!
Change of plans.
You have to eat
Your own sundaes!
Zoey, mal, scott and gwen:
Yes! Cool! Sweet! Nice! Yes!
Chris:
First to finish
Wins immunity -
Everyone else
Is on the chopping block.
So, dig in!
(Eating voraciously)
(Sniffs and gags)
(Gags and swallows)
I can't do it.
I can't eat disgusting foods!
I'm just not gross
Like the others!
Gwen:
Easy to laugh when you have
No brain to freeze.
Scott:
Pfft! You're just jealous
'Cause I'm almost done!
Zoey: finished!
Chris: boom! Just like that,
Zoey wins the challenge
And immunity!
Scott and gwen: agh!
Mal: yes!
Phew! Yes.
You gonna eat that?
Courtney: here!
Chris: not so fast.
Everyone has to eat
Their own sundae,
'Member?
You won't get anything else
To eat
Until you finish the sundae
You thought was good enough
To feed my interns.
I wouldn't feed them that!
Courtney:
It's not my fault!
Mike ruined the chocolate
On purpose!
Chris:
But you're the one
Who put it in your sundae!
Courtney:
What was I supposed to do,
Skip the chocolate sauce?
Chris:
Yes!
Well...
Now I know for next time?
Courtney:
I know I was a bad friend,
But please, please
Don't vote for me.
Gwen:
I won't,
As long as you vote
For yourself.
Ugh!
By the way,
Your sundae smells
Like the outhouse.
Courtney:
(Gags)
(Courtney vomits,
Gwen chuckles)
Guess she's not hungry.
Chris:
Elimination time.
Tonight, zoey got immunity
And scott and courtney
Are on thin ice.
Scott, you finished dead last
And you're all out of allies.
Courtney,
Backstabbing your friends
And trying to poison
My interns...
Really?
It's time to vote!
After that chart,
Who can ever trust
Courtney again?
Anyway, I look nothing like
That picture she drew of me.
Mawmaw always says
I'm as handsome as a mule.
All right.
I've tabulated the votes
And tonight's loser,
With three votes to two,
Is courtney!
You can't flush me yet,
I'm still eating!
Mmm!
(Smacks lips)
(Stifled gag)
Chris:
That's the spirit.
Never give up!
(Remote beeps, toilet flushes,
Courtney screams)
I know.
We're all gonna miss her.
All:
(Scoff)
Well, she wasn't all bad.
Chris:
Congrats on making it
To the final four!
Zoey, the spa hotel
Is all yours because...
From now on,
Winners can't take anyone
Along with them.
Oh no! Really?
Sorry, mike.
No worries.
You deserve it!
(Growls)
Zoey:
(Relaxed sigh)
It's great to be back...
Except for all these
New paintings of chris.
Yuck.
What was it alejandro said?
"It's in the art."
Chris:
Only four competitors remain!
Who's here to stay,
And who's gonna get
Flushed away?
Good painting, right?
Find out next time
On an all new
Total... Drama... All-stars!
05x11 - Sundae Muddy Sundae
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.
Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.