03x02 - Walk Like An Egyptian – Part 2

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let's take a few moments to review some

of the features of our

aircraft safety is our number one

priority

so please remain seated with your seat

belts fastened at all times

the plane has one exit located

here as we explore exotic destinations

take time to familiarize yourself with

the local architecture

the world is our playground but remember

refusal to sing will lead to immediate

disqualification

when dividing into teams be sure to give

your crew a catchy handle

upon arrival at our final destination

one lucky competitor will receive a

parting gift to remember one million

dollars so stow that carry-on baggage

and lock those tray tables in the

upright position

we're taking off for one crazy ride

right here right now on total drama

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world

dad i'm doing you guys are on my mind

you asked me what i wanted to be and now

i think the answer is

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cause i wanna be famous

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ooh oh team colors why the heck is our

matte

yellow we're no cowards relax sugar

the map's gold cause team victory's in

first place

i can't believe duncan got disqualified

just cause he won't sing

maybe he can't sing oh he can do

anything he sets his mind to

and now he's stuck on the plane waiting

for a ride home

poor thing he must be miserable

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did i just hear you no cause it sounded

like you were but i wasn't and i never

will

duncan and courtney fans will be

devastated but i think you and owen have

a sh*t at becoming fave total drama

couple on my fan site

owens magic when he breathes his nose

whistles the national anthem

super cute but he's no cody

did you know cody slept with a stuffed

emu named jerry until he was

well okay he still does and you know

this how

i called his aunt once i pretended i was

a telemarketer

oh stalkerlicious

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don't know about you guys but i am

loving egypt

and i'm gonna love it even more watching

you

enjoy your second challenge the amazing

camel race where are the other camels

there are no other camels

it's a camel race not a camel's

race yes what

we won last time but they get a camel

they get a goat and we get a stick each

reward has its advantages

trust me you'll be racing to the world's

most

infamous waterway the nile

teams must bring their rewards all the

way to the finish

you have 60 seconds to strategize

move it people it's a race uh hello

it's team amazon not dictatorship amazon

great well i'll stop being bossy when

you start doing things right

yeah i get the throats

i just introduced myself and camellies i

bet you did

oh hey fancy meeting you here

well for slushy later cody hey listen

i still really appreciate you setting me

up with trent that time

nice right and now that he's gone huh

yeah i'm available hear that it's the

sound of girls all over the world

running and rushing just desperate to

lock their

doors

i'll win her over eventually it's just a

matter of time and persistence

and humiliation and i was born to be

humiliated

we need no camel we have each other and

we

are unstoppable we have the will and the

strength

and together we will triumph

yeah yeah all right

look i'm the number one total drama

super fit it says so right in my blog

but alejandro he's never even been on tv

before

i've never seen him in qt monthly

i do not know what these girls see in

him they're loco

jeff okay i know maybe it looks bad but

i want you to know that i was not

swooning over alejandro

it was just the heat i just want to run

my fingers through your

thick dark blonde blonde hair

on the bright side i can use this stick

to defend us from deadly sand snakes

they could be anywhere nah no way

fear not i will protect you yo

whoa call it before you really hurt

somebody

what the

first i accidentally destroyed a

mummified dog and now i as*ault a bird

man i love animals this never would

happen back home

sierra owen up up

oh this is so cool ala handout

pervala kazam i'm just gonna call you al

okay whoa go wow yeah

this is gonna work have faith noah

believe

in us

whoa we're perfectly balanced

okay color me impressed it's basic

weight distribution

anyone with a degree in engineering or

an iq of 163 or higher could figure it

out

by the way you're doing a magnificent

job flying this plane

who me now now now don't blush

it's true all right

niles that away kind of big

blue and watery can't miss it or i guess

you can

but then you'll die probably get k*lled

by the local scarab beetles

it's mating season and they get all

killy

when they're in heat i am glad there

aren't any out here those things are

nasty

i'll tell them you said so

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oh time for a song think of it as a mini

challenge

music can soothe the savage mate seeking

scarab so

make up a good song and maybe they won't

k*ll you or don't

and get disqualified like duncan

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no need to get crazy it's

loving time unless

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you don't wanna eat

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so what you're waiting on

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just ignore us

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now it's love and time

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nice one

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who's gonna die and who's going bye-bye

find out

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come on camel faster that is not how you

talk to a camel

freaking male bit much better guys keep

it down okay i'm trying to tell him a

fairy tale

thug

oh great princess so

how's it going back there cody wow great

thanks for now asking as long as it

doesn't

oh go number three

we're gonna go win the race now see ya

eat sand losers such witty remarks from

such

fiercely intelligent women i'm both

humbled and intrigued

nice try but i'm with duncan and what a

pity it is that you should give yourself

to a quitter

who doesn't deserve you that's not

duncan is totally you're just

will someone hurry this camel up oh he's

good too good seriously

what is his deal he is just so

perfect ugh can you see the nile is he

no not yet it's got to be around here

hold on everyone i'm changing our route

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hey where are they oh no please don't

poop

please don't poop

perhaps it would have been kind to show

the girls team which way to go but

you've seen my team

we need all the help we can get

uh guys the other team is gone we're all

alone out here

does anyone know where we are

planet earth silly we're lost

yo we're so far behind we can't even see

the others anymore eh

didn't we pass that cactus like

10 minutes ago oh yeah hey

pointy we've been running in circles

there's the finish line yeah on the

other side

welcome to the third challenge what

speak up

did you guys get any of that

i said welcome to the third and final

egyptian challenge

basket cases

your basket has to be big enough to hold

your whole team

including your reward from the last

challenge aka

go face over there hey i believe he met

the goat

oh cool thanks

then you're gonna use the baskets

together with those oars

to roll yourself across the finish line

first team across flies first class to

our next destination

this is perfect what the fact that we're

hosed

i'm a fourth generation basket weaver

yeah

we're gonna need a lot of breeds

lost in egypt ain't that a kick in the

pants

from first place to last

gosh

it's a divining rod i don't want to be

struck by lightning a divining rod

helps you find water chris sadie's

reward had its advantages

that stick it lead us straight to the

nile

hey yeah why don't we ask ruby

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there shouldn't be long now

oh please it's just a coincidence that

the camel changed directions

probably looking for a place to die

what's that

oh the finish line

weird i asked ruby where we could get

some lemonade but this is okay too i

guess

want me to tell her to hurry up okay

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sorry you guys are so far behind our

basket's nearly done already thanks to

my speed weaving plus you got owen on

your team lucky

but you have cody i know cody i wish we

were on the same team

too i have to do something

oh you guys are so cute together maybe

we could swap

jeans train a basket case for a basket

weaver

fine sierra you're with us izzy go play

with the boys

what

wow she's amazing maybe you should think

about listening to me a bit more this

time around

it'll take a lot more than this to earn

our trust a

lot a lot more where's chris he won't

allow this

excuse me did somebody today is

officially the best day of my life

so i really hope you allow us to swap

but of course

you'll make the best decision because

you're the best designer

ever and that's why i'm going to allow

it

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as you wish

don't give up we still have a sh*t how's

right

thanks al i have no problem being called

al uh that wasn't

it's just chilly in here

come on we're not too late

we have a basketball out of reeds road

to the finish yadda yadda

you heard the man yada yada

cody let's go come on pal just

get in the boat maybe if i push

cody izzy tell ruby to get in the boat

whoa whoa izzy's on our team now not

yours

not a word ooh fun fine we'll do it

ourselves

come on

who's happy to have just a stick now and

who's happy lashana knows her way around

a weave

to the water it floats awesome

this is totally unfair if it wasn't for

that stupid swap we'd be halfway across

the nile by now

we're gonna win fair and square but to

make sure you believe that

talk to the camel yeah okay

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well now clearly this part of the

challenge isn't hard enough

so

for a musical refreeze

hey if you finished the song the first

time you wouldn't be here now

zeke start singing

and put your backs into it

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crocodile amigos what you swamped for

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we don't mean

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just pop them off the nose

i learned that in my scratch boys it

vanquishes

all folks

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it's rolling down

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congrats you're alive and as long as you

all brought your rewards across the

finish line

there will be no elimination tonight

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i lost the stick

wow sucks to be you

team victory you came in last and lost

your reward on the way

zeke so it's vote time

up in the loser class bathroom you'll

find six passports

unless zeke already fed them to a

crocodile i said sorry holmes

stamp the passport of the team member

you'd like to send home

got it lindsay of course

i so get it

i've got the results of your vote right

here those staying in the game will get

in flight snacks

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barfi the following players are safe

lashana harold bridget

lindsey and the last bag of peanuts goes

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to

what you've got five seconds to strap

this on or the drop of shame

will become the drop of pain

yo that's unbelievable some team

you guys are all a bunch

i knew that would be satisfying

i'm not going anywhere this game's my

name

sucks to be zeke last stop for

non-competitors

yeah right you're supposed to give me a

ride home yeah

but we're going the other way sue

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losing sierra to heather tragic but i

still have the upper hand

the president of cody's fan club doesn't

know a thing about me

no one does and i intend to keep it that

way

because compared to me heather's a saint

oh finally a real competitor

where will our next destination take us

and

will owen get over his fear of flying

find out next time on an

all-new episode of total drama

world tour

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wow

bye