03x04 - Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better

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last time on total drama world tour

steeped in a tradition japan's modern

allure is as fascinating as its rich

history

here our competitors experienced japan's

innovative entertainment

and harold celebrated japan's role in

the world of martial arts

which resulted in one of the longest

eliminations

in total drama history herald's

sacrifice means we're three warriors

down

14 to go with one million big ones

up for grabs on total doroma

world tour

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one day

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oh

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sierra what are you doing everyone loves

the foot massage yeah

normally but uh i don't like having my

feet touched

did you know there's a pressure point

between the tarsal bones that can

temporarily paralyze the body

um cool but you can stop now

never fall asleep around a stalker

that's rule number one huh

where do you get those shoes with locks

on them

harold's nummio where'd you find that

dang fool wanted me to have it i'm

really sorry he's gone

and how is everyone back here that

is what i would ask if i cared coming

through make way

where are you taking us next oh can it

please be someplace where there's no

pinball of any kind

or pandas or candied fish tails

what fishtails where our next

destination

is everything you've just asked for

thanks to my extensive viewings and

reviewings and re-reviewings of season

one

and two i can safely say with no

uncertainty that if chris says one thing

he means another oh classic chris

we got some nasty air bumps lock your

butts to a z

over you don't need to stay over

relaxing

perfect

can we stop messing with them level out

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welcome to the yukon

um hello where are our jackets

relax i ordered coats for everyone

they won't be ready for weeks but as

soon as they arrive

i'll be sure to hand them out maybe we

should

huddle for warmth

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i have a boyfriend you can cuddle me

buddy little jelly without mittens

coco don't mind if i do

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ah much better

you're gonna finish that of course he is

it's chris's favorite drink

wrong my second only to tomato juice

that's

not on the fan site how'd you i went to

your high school and interviewed all

your old teachers for the unauthorized

biography i'm writing they said okay

okay moving on crossing the icy river in

canada's frozen tundra

used to be easy back when the river was

frozen solid

but thanks to global warming and owen

earth is finally becoming a lot more

interesting

by which i mean deadly

today's challenge is called total drama

the icicle teams must make their way

across this watery chasm by jumping from

ice flow

to ice flow first team member across

must make their way to the dog sleds on

the far

shore and become the dog pulling a sled

all the way to the finish line as you

grab the rest of your team along the way

at marked meeting points

sleds are first come first served so

move fast

don't worry if you fall into the water

we're legally required to save you

so we have two divers downstream ready

to pull you out

you guys ready for some mad ice flo

jumping cause

this guy is kicking it into high gear

whoever doesn't land near the sled heads

straight for the finish line

that way we won't lose time stopping at

every meeting point

okay what is the reward for this

challenge did i

say reward we have already had three

eliminations we're overdue it's gotta be

a reward there aren't enough of us for

chris to cut someone in every episode

yeah but we found teams try harder

during elimination challenges

so this year there's no set routine

every challenge could end in elimination

that's the spirit on your mark

get set

i don't get it i'm the least talked

about contestant on all the fan blocks

even zeke gets more play and he always

gets eliminated first

worst of all on the flight here lindsay

called me noah

noah have to make her see me

if nutsy can do it we can do it come on

noah hang on buddy

see uh i'll just go on ahead okay

uh okay cool this

is easy

wow so far so oh whoa

hang on gwen

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i'm not about to post an obituary on my

cody block

got it

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oh thanks you know we're on different

teams right

my mother raised a gentleman teams are

irrelevant

when jeff's around i'm never tempted by

other guys

probably because when jeff's around

we're always making out but

now that it's just me i miss

jeff

hey why do i feel warmer

oh oh you peed

come on

it's too far you can do it just jump

quick

uh thank you for catching me um

thank you for kissing me that was an

accident

one man's accident is another man's

treasure i kind of have a boyfriend

you have a boyfriend or you kinda have a

boyfriend

i kind of i have a kind of

a boyfriend kinda i got

flustered but i am not falling for him

mark my words not too far from the sleds

sweet

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oh dear cody if one of us drowns

i want it to be me me too

oh

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wait are you trying to make a secret

alliance with me

alliance oh bridgette for me

this is so much bigger than a game oh

community wait what are you

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you just gotta go with the flow nice

and lucky you dj got here first

he's on dog duty so you get to kick back

and enjoy the ride

posey what's wrong with you sorry

being back in canada makes me miss my

mama all this ice

it's just like a freezer

courtney first dam is on to arrive grab

a sled and start pulling

heather got here at the exact same time

we should both

pull the sled yeah no

in the event of a tie we go

alphabetically heather

help me out here what can i do courtney

i didn't make the alphabet

oh no afraid so

oh look a speaker ours must play music

is that box radioactive what isn't

radioactive these days

i can't find the radio anywhere i think

someone stole it

oh there finally yes

team victory takes the lead wait

how does this harness work dj

just keep moving nice sportsmanship try

not to maim too many

animals out there today

will anyone survive the coldest

challenge

in total drama history place your bets

and cross your fingers

the results after this

how did you find me followed your

footprints pretty easy

really you're a size 7 and your right

foot really pronates

whoa courtney

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stop i'd love to but it makes you go

faster

sorry

whipping with a whip when the time comes

she is so gonna get it

if you see anyone call out oh there's

tyler

other than me oh

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now we just need to pick up bridget and

get to the finish line we're

finally gonna win one all right

hopefully

would you forget your mama's freezer i

did

till she said oh

good look a meeting point

let's wait here i should keep going to

the finish line

our teams will find us here save your

strength cold

take my shirt oh

i can't freeze my latin blood won't

allow it

and if you get sick and your team votes

you off i will get to know you better

which would make me very very sad

i don't want to make anyone sad i mean

who gives away their shirt in the arctic

oh he's just so i have a boyfriend

so harold's all you're a goddess and i'm

all oh i know

seriously you guys i can't we're talking

here

i don't see any sign whoa steal that's

weird

where's the path to the finish line dj i

have no idea

my chairs froze my eyes shut about 10

minutes ago why didn't you say

so i tried but you kept shushing me

did i just hit a baby seal yeah he fell

down a cr*ck in the ice

what we gotta help him uh oh look

he's climbing back up i can't

now let's get moving

well looks like this is my ride but

i can't leave you here all alone go on

i'll race you to the finish

i think we've got enough time for one

more accident

oh crap

need a lift and a restraining order

what's the matter big o i haven't eaten

in hours

i wish we were in russia right now

they're building the world's largest

cake

what flavor who cares it's cake okay

tyler time to get moving

i am moving no

you're miming oh it's my court sh**t

they're no good on ice

if the contest was pulling a sled across

a volleyball court

we would have already won

oh dear how did this happen

i was kissing alexandra and somehow

the host got into the head this all

sounds very heartfelt

i bet it would be an amazing song

whoa hello back up singers

crap i thought you'd forgotten the music

challenge this time

as if it's my favorite part

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oh

we'll play

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very

on my nice amazon's be gone

wait water my faith

wish i could but i only have the one

bottle

sorry

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good luck don't get moving already

i need to hit a john or another river

fast

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i've got wicked strong fingers docs

can't explain it

my first piano lesson i broke the piano

got into sports after

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now we've that took the long way around

straight ahead dj

i don't see any other sludge we're gonna

need

thank you mom

lean forward

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last place i can't believe i did all

that work for nothing

actually team victory crossed the finish

line without bridget

so they come in last yeah

which means team amazon is in second

place

and team chris is really really really

crazy

hot takes first yes yes

al buddy ow don't leave me hanging hell

now ow ow ow

ow ow bridget probably only messed up

because i

did get a curse in egypt i mean a baby

seal

come on the only way i'll believe i'm

not cursed is if they don't vote me off

like that's gonna happen

victory i have peanut filled barf bags

for the three of you who get to stay

lindsay and leshana

so it's down to dj and bridgette

oh dj health hazard to pandas

birds and now baby seals which you could

have avoided

if you hadn't cried your eyes frozen

sh*t and gotten your team lost

it's almost as though you're i don't

know cursed

bridget reasons for you to take the

plunge include

making out with a pole actually that's

it

pole kissing if we're both here

who's flying the plane i have it covered

the final barf bag goes to

dj i mean sorry rich

bridget any final words before taking

the drop of shame

yeah he's k*lled he's pretending to be

oh would you look at the time

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looks like the chute got tangled guess

we should have removed the

pole huh did not see that coming

bridget was expendable they all are some

will prove to be more

challenging than others but one by one

they'll all go down well

i totally rocked it today i saved

everyone's lives with my bare fingers

everyone's gonna know who tyler is now

mission accomplished oh sorry noah oh

we'll know i ever make lindsay remember

him it's

tyler find out next time on total

drama world

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