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it was i who brought dishonor to our
team only one thing can restore the
balance
i think i will miss you most of all
i have a boyfriend
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i kind of i have a kind of a boyfriend
kinda
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is
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one day
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oh
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who's ready for some totally dramatic
aftermath
i'm jeff and i'm plainly stacy andrews
o'halloran i'm sure you recognize me
from such educating programs as
celebrity manhunt but today we're here
to talk about total drama world tour
we've got the juiciest dirt and the
dirtiest juice everything you ever
wanted to hear dished about season three
plus special guests and wicked surprises
but first let's introduce my friends you
mean the other sad bystanders who can't
even play this season easy
please welcome the total drama peanut
gallery eva sadie and katie trent justin
and beth so how does everybody feel
about the fact that it's jeff's fault
you're all out of the game hey
i tried to organize us into a rescue
party for the bus of doom and now your
rescue party has to sit and watch
everyone else play for a million i threw
a great consolation party with a pinata
yeah that was my guitar i kept telling
you being on that show is way too tough
on the bod and i don't need a million
dollars got it but what about the free
trip around the world with chris and
chef torturing us no thank you but what
about watching all your old friends hang
out without you we have each other
guess they're just being honest but what
about you any regrets
you kidding i'd way rather host this
aftermath and suffer through more drama
care to prove it with a game of truth or
hammer
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sure
why not couldn't be happier
nice moves jeff almost nicer than the
moves alejandro made on bridgette happy
happy happy happy
look at the time game over
we better get on to our first segment
huh
we'll be spending time with everyone
who's left the show since the season
began everyone we could find at least
because two ex-contestants have gone
awol which leads us to our new segment
as designed by moi total
drama
fugitives after refusing to sing duncan
was the first contestant in total drama
history to quit only duncan would throw
away a chance at a million idiot but
what's weird is duncan didn't come home
he was last seen hanging from a large
fruited bush willow in africa but since
then
nothing duncan's totally disappeared so
we spread the word and our viewers
responded like never before with some
seriously incredible sightings and
photos let's have a look at some video
captured by hamish mctavish of loch ness
real sighting or fake total
we sent a roving reporter to interview
our eyewitness
roll it so you got to tell me what you
saw
ah
either gloom and an eyes of her
what are you saying
ah forget this
the sighting was clearly a massive fake
fine don't believe but just days later
we had another sighting from trollhatton
sweden
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what about that one real fake tough to
tell there wasn't a single non-swear in
there that we could play but it really
bleeped like duncan who can fake that
level of profanity the question remains
where is duncan now nobody can find him
not even everyone's fave host chris
mclean chris is looking for duncan chris
has the entire total drama machine
looking for duncan
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so keep those dunkin sightings coming he
can't hide from us forever also acting
camera shy everyone's favorite
homeschool kid camera shy so not cool
ezekiel you just said ezekiel and cool
in the same sentence huh hilarious well
dude this is kind of cool and by cool i
mean mega creepy that's right jeff
because even after ezekiel took the
early drop of shame our hidden cameras
captured this footage
oh
what do you think real or fake ghost
so the manhunt was great jeff but you
know who i'm really excited to spend
time with today's aftermath guest harold
you're half right i'm talking about our
other guests oh we have another guest
yes
you know that girl
surfer vegetarian blonde
oh yeah
who was that again bridget your
girlfriend the one who made out on tv
with alejandra and then kissed a pole
remember that's right please welcome our
soulful surfer whose unfortunate habit
of kissing really cute
come on
but i'm no surfer unless you count the
net plus i've never kissed any dudes
welcome to the show harold who is our
first guest please sit
it's time for your journey video fine i
can't wait let's take a look at the
dramatic events that brought harold to
this moment
awesome sweet lame
bogus
cool
help
gosh
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it's over i was on the show for three
seasons and all i get is a nano second
yeah sorry you got bearded dude uh
correction jeff i booted myself but
where's that in the recap where are all
my wicked skills
well then harold have we got a recap for
you
when your bladder is full it's roughly
the size of a softball
the world's longest cricket match lasted
14 days that's a lot of googlies
in alaska it's illegal to talk to
someone when they moose hunt
squirrels only blink one eye at a time
like this
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one hundred eleven million one hundred
and eleven thousand one hundred and
eleven times one hundred and eleven
million one hundred and eleven thousand
one hundred and eleven equals twelve
quadrillion three hundred and forty five
trillion six hundred and seventy eight
billion
987 million 654
321
which is a numerical palindrome how cool
is that
yikes even lashauna oh harold
she rules her eyes all the time maybe
she has an eye tech one that only
happens when you talk right or maybe
she's just not that into you
hey it's time for harold to sing you're
gonna do that to him now a reunion of
your band the drama brothers right here
on the aftermath great idea justin what
i know you're a huge fan but this might
be over the guys it's cool i could use
some backup for this what about cody
he's part of the band already covered
i'd like to send this one out to lashana
you might think i know it all
and maybe i'm headed for a fall
i'm just that brainiac guy
left alone to sit and cry
honey
i have some questions for you first
girl
take some time to school me
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quench my thirst
for knowledge
cause
gosh
i just gotta know
how'd you get so hot baby
you're so smoking hot damn
my physics know-how ain't gotta hope of
explaining why your butt's so dope you
bend my space time continue then your
what your mama gave you i don't
even ever know my name
cause when you walk in the room nobody
looking the same
baby
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do you think we might need to get some
security out
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here right
i demand a scientific investigation to
whether you're even from the human
nation i swear you're changing my
molecular structure with all your sexy
ions you make my heart rupture
[Applause]
can i regain control of the seriously
messed up situation stay tuned and see
if we'll even be back with more total
drama the aftermath
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hi everyone and welcome back to the
total drama aftermath as in the
aftermath of plainly losing your mind
over a boy band i was demonstrating
enthusiasm it's part of my job
as we've just proved total drama is the
most dramatic show in the history of
drama and plainly just proved she's not
as cool as she thinks she is in
entertainment news the drama brothers
just caused a minor riot here they were
last seen on foot running for their
lives pursued by huh
a yellow school bus let's go to the
scene and see what we can find out eva
can you tell us what you saw like a
whole bunch of dumb girls chasing harold
justin and trent and what do these girls
look like dumb like a bunch of dumb
girls and dumb plaid skirts like kilts
kilts a school bus could be a private
girls school
what color were the kilts wide and duh
ah forget this
ah time to welcome our next guest a
soulful surfer whose unfortunate habit
of kissing but first it's time for my
very favorite aftermath segment that's
gonna leave a mark no it's not yes it is
no it's not yes it is roll it
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remember earlier when you asked if we
wish we were back in the game i'm
getting a headache here watching that
makes it all worthwhile i would totally
rather be here chilling like a villain
partying and chatting oh really chatting
well then we should definitely introduce
our next guest
slow down we're not done with uh that's
gonna leave a marked segment i had one
left over jeff there's only room for so
many clips in each segment exactly and
this one is so special it gets its own
segment i call it jeff's favorite random
act of v*olence of the week in random
v*olence
interesting ah wash it up boys
hey my friend is
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come on
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i was just trying to give her some oats
look at chef's face right here and
listen huh you hear that huh play it
again go on hear that
crackity cr*ck cr*cker aren't ya chef's
old bones can't take too much more of
the izzy
moving on she kissed up here's bridgette
oh
put the backstage feet on the screen and
get my agent on the phone
come on bridgette you can't lock
yourself in the green room forever
don't you kiss the frozen pole on tv
it wasn't that bad it's not even just
that
it's this whole aftermath show come out
and we'll talk about it
i thought i hated interviewing people on
the show last year but
being a guest is even worse there has to
be something you liked about the show
bridgette
jeff
even when he was being a hollywood level
fame loving freakazoid
i liked jeff when are you gonna get a
better chance to tell him how you feel
you sure i can't do it by text oh
let's figure out it's bridgette
i said bridgette bridgette wants to sing
oh
we'll make her sing all right not your
way her way it's the only way she does
the show i want her out here
fine
deal
i'm sorry
so sorry
sorry like a flower
after the first frost and i'm
sorry like a mitten that's been dropped
and feels so
lost
oops i really messed up
at least i messed up you confess up you
got caught on national tv it's
international jeff total drama is seen
all over the world
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when they play
a wrong
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international tv huh
in front of all my friends
but i'm sorry
so sorry jeff
i really think you
were so
cute me drew
and if you give me one more chance
i'll do my happy happy day you are
pretty cute when you dance oh no no
you're the one for me
and i'm so incredibly
wildly madly crazily
oh so completely
infinitely
beyond sad
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i guess maybe you can have a seat over
here bridgette
if you want
yeah that's a great idea jeff now let's
play bridget's video montage edited
specially by me
oh
so is it finally time for truth or
tractor trailer i know what i always
wanted to do when i was hosting this
show make out with a hot spanish dude no
i always wanted to answer some viewer
mail aren't those fun
that can be arranged let's go live to
wireton where your first interrogator i
mean fan awaits
peggy ho this is willy from wired and
i'm bridget's biggest fan oh isn't that
cute totally
what did you want to know willy from
wyerton like i don't want to be too
obvious so i'm not asking about vegan
footwear or catching waves that's cool
willy i'm open there's just one thing i
really really really want to know
anything
would you kiss this paul enough i am not
going to sit here and take another
moment of this jeff
i don't know how to apologize any more
sincerely that's no reason to stop
trying you watch the show right alejanus
was playing every girl out there we all
fell for it some harder than others
imagine if the tables were turned you
probably would have kissed him too he's
that good
now this this is a show
finally i am proud to intro our biggest
baddest newest segment ever
total smackdown
who's ready for the first sanction b*at
down in aftermath history pull up a
chair and hit record on your pbrs cause
it's time for our main event the jeff
and bridget total smackdown
you'd be mad if i've been caught making
it with a girl poll on tv polls aren't
alive tell that to your tongue
what
she cheated on you on tv
so much no no no no you can't do this
what's wrong with you people can't you
be mad at each other it's total drama
not total forgive and forget
oh never leave me again oh you're so
much better than that
ouch sorry
guess you guys just weren't meant to be
so
what are you doing later
i hate this show
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they better give me my job back i'm
never doing this show again never ever
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you feel different
i don't know why you would but they want
me to tell you to tune in next time got
it there's going to be more crazy action
on total drama
well
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03x06 - TDWT Aftermath I: Bridgette Over Troubled Waters
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