03x12 - TDWT Aftermath II: Revenge of the Telethon

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bye

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this is

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way i'll get there one day

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oh

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good evening i'm jeff and this is my

most

excellent co-host bridget and we're

coming to you live

because we need your help to raise money

for a seriously worthy cause

i know what you're thinking huh or or

maybe you're thinking

what either way think back to the last

episode

when the total drama plane crash-landed

in jamaica

a tragedy one that could have been

averted if only

they'd had more gas but our host sadly

had blown the show's budget on

decorating his personal quarters

hey i get why chris couldn't resist the

gold line hot tub

unless we raise more dough for fuel our

friends could be stranded

in jamaica forever total drama could be

canceled

we could be canceled too which is why

tonight

we're bringing you total drama the

telethon

the phone lines are open so please for

the love of total drama

call now and donate

please welcome our first special guest

the drama brothers

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the show you need to say this show

you gotta tell this show

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that you care

jamaica they're trapped down in jamaica

they can't even

you party it's so unfair

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you gotta help now we're on the brink

the crew

gets fired if this ship sinks it'll make

a difference

in their lives

give us cash or this show dies

this show total drama

save this show

you know you wanna save the show

that you love

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save this show

total drama save

this show so call the number

save the show with love

and 500 000.

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shave the show baby just give it some

dough

give it some love and some dough

that's right you need to give us 500

000 in the next half hour hi

i'm blainely stacy andrews o'halloran

and i'm your co-host i'm sorry i thought

you were the roving reporter

i'm thrilled to be here tonight

co-hosting with jeff and bridget

i thought she was going back to her old

job at celebrity manhunt

she tried they said no i'll keep you

posted on the total as your calls

and your cash pour in this is the number

call now we have gifts for a donation of

just

25 you'll get a commemorative box of

delicious and nutritious yummy happy go

time fishtails

strictly decorative do not eat meat

after legal male provinces keep out of

reach of children

and for 50 bucks you'll get a special

commemorative total drama t-shirt

sure it looks like a plain teeth but

when you get it wet

it's a wet team if you get a busy signal

keep trying

you'll get through eventually

if loyal viewers like you don't start

donating paronto

everyone here is gonna get canned and

for the g*ng in jamaica

the nightmare truly begins our goal

tonight is

500 000 and thanks to your donations

so far we've raised a grand total of

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nothing oh come on

let's welcome our first guest and

encourage her fans to call in

good idea she didn't recognize her own

boyfriend for six episodes

and she loves to be called her hotness

it's

lindsay hi lindsay

tell us about the gifts you've brought

for those who donate in your name

i was supposed to bring presents oh

lip gloss that's right for a donation of

100

you'll receive one of the remaining 400

tubes of lip gloss

lindsay brought to wear this season

supplies are vaguely limited so

call now look at the bones

lindsey's got a lot of fans yeah

katie and sadie are talking to each

other and harold is checking on movie

times

alien bonsai three is playing around the

corner which means our new fundraising

total is

203 and 200 of that came from harold's

mom

in exchange for his promise to clean the

garage i'm very thorough

extortion nice one bro but we've got a

long way to go people

come on you guys i need this show i mean

without it

i'm just an open-shirted chillaxer in a

suit and tie world

maybe harold's on to something would

anybody like to see an

episode of total drama fugitives

if you're interested call now we won't

show you any more until we get

10 000 in donations

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sweet all you ezekiel and duncan fans

keep dialing they're still missing in

action

or are they 10 000 look

we just hit 10 000. first the latest

sighting of ezekiel

allegedly on the plane

how about our favorite angry punk loyal

fans have sent in hundreds more duncan

siding tips

so tonight we're gonna show you the two

best leads

if you're a duncan fan and think these

are real cast your vote with a donation

no matter how small

our first clip was sent in by a young

viewer from texas

okay that was so duncan duncan in a

jumpsuit

but my clip is for real check out

total drama fugitives italian style

that's gotta be duncan do the viewers

agree plainly

we got hundreds of calls during the

fugitive segments

and their donations have added a

whopping 100 bucks to our grand total

our next guest is bound to bring in some

cash

he loves kissing cod and uses the word

mama

60 more than the average teen it's dj

dj's here to auction off a special prize

every donation tonight earns you a

raffle ticket toward

a dinner which i will personally make

and enjoy with you

maybe we need to sweeten the deal um

dj makes you fudge for dinner and

cookies

but it's dj everyone

loves dj yeah but you know what people

love most about dj the animal stuff

jeff i haven't heard a fly since i came

home maybe your curse only applied in

the game

well let's check it's time for

dj's world of animals what

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okay mr nibbles back to your home

all right

i gotta fly little buddy and so do you

it may have been a short season for dj

but it was a long season for the animals

and now they want their turn if you want

to see dj pet an animal

call in now

wow how'd you know that would work i

know what people like

i really don't want to do this what if

you just try petting that

little billy goat hey there little buddy

we're up to 50 000 and i know how to get

us to a hundred

beasts of the world prepare to take your

revenge

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ah

we'll be right back i think remember

give it till it hurts

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tyler tyler they're stealing my lip

gloss

what we're on oh and

we're back live welcome back to the

telethon to end all

telethons time now to check in with

plainly for our new

total you bet jeff drum roll please

we've cracked 300 000 wow

we're almost there i'll accept that now

that the studio's trashed we need to

raise an extra 500 grand to break even

we have to reach a mill now one million

dollars

in 10 minutes i'm sure our next guest

will inspire the viewers to call in

she's definitely inspired me please

welcome the queen of the knuckle

sandwich

lashana

baby let's see lashana's

very unique journey to this moment

lost in egypt paint that a kick in the

pants

i'm a helper get out of the way i'm

gonna seize the

you you've had this coming for three

seasons

on behalf of every competitor who's ever

been hurt by heather

thank you girl you are welcome how did

that first slop

feel listen taking heather out was fun

don't get me wrong but

she's still in the game and i'm here i

wish i'd smacked alejandro

ugh i know he's the worst with that evil

mind and that

silky hair and oh evil

i gotta admit i'm kind of relieved i'm

not the only dude whose chick went soft

for that ali

jerk drew let's move on gifts and stuff

are obviously not working

and this season's total drama is a

musical

so if you want to hear lashana sing

call now i sang enough on the show

can i just dance this time no

uh just cuz your voice is so great

and i know we'd all love to hear what

you'd say to alejandro if you had the

chance

right guys oh yeah definitely just just

sing

yeah yep no need to dance

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you think you got me good okay maybe you

did you think you rule the game i guess

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i know just how to do it whole brother's

going down

i won't be getting up again yes sister

come together now take him down sister

come together now sort them out

sisters come together now make him see

what we're

all about

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together now make

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you'll donate if she stops well

lashawna's gonna keep dancing until you

donate

another 100 grand what no

no it's the only way please

hurry

i don't know how much longer i can keep

this up lashauna fans

call in donations so she can stop

dancing

the bigger the donations the sooner this

will end

four hundred thousand dollars you

nailed it legatus

you know it ginger baby cakes

what's the official tally update plainly

we're up to 435 000 big ones

which is less than half of our new

million dollar goal we're dead

not yet i have an idea but you're not

going to like it

if it will raise money i'm cool with it

i swear okay

the only person more popular than

bridget with the female demographic

is alejandro dude

is this really necessary uh-huh

check it out bridgette audience research

tells us that people loved it when you

drooled over

fabulondra i'm sorry but i have a

boyfriend

i'm not even looking keep those

donations coming

and i'll keep the drama coming bridgette

you have

got to see this

stop it plainly uh has he

got his ponytail in

we're up to 600 000 already

oh the drama thanks for being so cool

about this babe

you're the best it's easy to be cool

when i've got you by my side babe

no no kissing no you

ruined all the drama well we tried

let's see our new tally 721

000 oh so close

we'll never reach our goal now never

give up on my ability to work the fans

introduce our last guest and i'll be

right back

okay our final guest is the only

competitor in the history of total drama

to get

sidelined by injury

ouch fresh from intensive care please

welcome

everybody's favorite maniac izzy

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oh okay uh uh please welcome

um brainzilla

greetings carbon-based lifeform commonly

referred to as bridget

how are you brainzilla's health falls

within acceptable parameters thank you

more importantly she is making cracking

progress on her new time machine

great brainzilla is also close to

patenting a donut maker that fits in

your purse

jeff it's all good to go yo

izzy long time no party greetings

carbon-based lifeworm commonly referred

to as jeffrey

your grammar is appalling thanks man i

try

hey where'd the peanut gallery go

you'll find out soon but first it's time

for a brand new aftermath segment

brain blast

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here's how brain blast works you call in

with donations

and i blitz izzy brainzilla with skill

testing questions

the bigger the donation the harder the

questions and

dudes you're gonna want these questions

to be super

mega major hard

fascinating creatures they can have up

to three thousand teeth uh

jess what are you doing giving the peeps

what they want

when did you last feed these

cartilaginous beauties jeffrey it's been

weeks

one wrong answer from izzy slash

brainzilla and her straps will unlock

dunking her in shark infested water you

can't

do this oh it may seem a trivial waste

of brainzilla's mind bridgette

but brainzilla believes in challenging

her enormous grace elf

if you're a fan of v*olence sharks or

skill testing questions

you're a fan of mine so call now

nice give her a spin babe

i say 78 rotations per minute marvelous

first question geography level of

difficulty

major what's the capital of uzbekistan

please tashkent correct next question

currency exchange difficulty what's the

equivalent of 2789

in yen elementary 21 981

551.82 yes next

now difficulty impossible what's the

square root of 67

child's play eight point one eight five

three five two seven seven one eight

seven two four five

correct wow let's go to the next round

are you okay brainzilla ew

i heart marshmallow sauce okay

that sounds like old izzy oh weird

could be a problem for the peanut

gallery

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hey where'd the universe go the rules

are simple

brainzilla or izzy whoever has to defuse

the b*mb blindfolded as the peanut

gallery are slowly lowered

into the shark t*nk please brainsville

izzy you have to defuse the b*mb now

hmm it's boxy

better hit it with a hammer just to be

sure

okay that was

awesome what i can't hear you over the

ringing

did we reach our goal plainly oh now

give me

you need a drum roll please

one million dollars in one cent

who knows the fans best huh me me

jeff i know them what thanks to your

support

we all still have jobs even plainly

and the show will go on so be sure to

tune in next time

for the continuation of the world's

greatest reality competition ever

total drama world tour

what

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