03x16 - Picnic At Hanging Dork

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last time on total drama world tour

area 51 plucked from space to zap your

face here tyler got into a prickly

situation

and he wasn't the only one

you call those lasers and that's no

dentist chair

you didn't think owen would actually go

to a dentist did you

in the end tyler got the shove and

courtney warned duncan and gwen to sleep

with both eyes open

who's going to blunder in the land down

under find out right here

right now on total drama

world tour

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i'll get there one day

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oh

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the chocolate chips are still gooey

first class

rocks cookie

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i am so ready to push gwen out the door

at 30 000 feet

uh we have got to lose the next

challenge sierra will vote with me

but it'll take three votes to do the job

right

for some reason cody still can't see the

evil seeping from gwen's poorly

moisturized skin

so that leaves heather

hey okay we vote out gwen

next agreed not if you're gonna try and

make us lose on purpose again

oh i did no such thing

but on the off chance our winning streak

does end i want to guarantee that pasty

mcjerkface goes home first

okay sure if you give me a guarantee you

won't vote me

off instead deal

of course my fingers were crossed it's

one of the advantages of making deals in

the dark

if i can get heather on side the three

of us can vote out courtney

if anyone goes it's sierra oh sierra

will go

after courtney she stole all my

underwear

down to my swim trunks she won't vote

you out but courtney's voting against me

for sure

relax babe decode man's on it

all i have to do is make sure we keep

winning until duncan gets booted

then maybe courtney will drop her gwen

vendetta and my new alliance can get rid

of sierra

cody you okay in there did you fall

in that only happened once

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ah loser class again pathetic men

we must rise from the ashes and ignite

the fires of victory i'm

all for starting fires the amazons are

only powerful because they have both

courtney and heather

we need to break them apart but how oh

oh oh

act like you're crushing on heather and

she'll go home

same as bridgette and lashana bridget

and leshana

i thought i was the only guy who'd

snagged double gold at the babe olympics

uh yes i was truly fond of both

sadly the fates were against us i

suppose i

could attempt a false seduction but it

goes against the gentleman's code

there's a code for that crud

and if i seduce heather courtney will

remain unaffected

if only we could weaken both at once

easy

heather's kind of into you right so

seduce courtney

of course if i flirt with courtney

it will distract both of them from the

game at hand and one will surely vote

the other help

brilliant idea duncan

man this could not be more perfect if

alejandro

fails it's a reason to vote him off guy

succeeds and courtney's a goner

that's some win-win action right there

all competitors please move to the

common area to prep for landing

courtney we need to talk um whatever

duncan said about me

it isn't true believe me i never listen

to a word he says

in fact i tried to vote him off really

any man who cannot perceive your true

worth is a fool

what i wouldn't give for a chance to no

forgive me i have said too much

hook line and sinker you all right

never better al and courtney

no chance he's up to something

or uh oh we're all gonna die the landing

gear won't come down

how does that happen

today's forecast clear skies with

temperatures of 50 degrees celsius or

say 300 degrees fahrenheit and today's

landing is gonna be more of a

non-landing flyby

jump drop and roll come on let's go

go go please don't let me land on my

kiwis

g'day mate and welcome to australia

i call today's challenge the marathon

of death part one is an emu race

all the way into the blue mountains i'm

not saying the trip will be dangerous

exactly

but with venomous snakes k*ller

scorpions and the very real possibility

of sunstroke

i hope you all have your affairs in

order whoever reaches majestic hanging

rock

first will earn a distinct advantage in

the second half of the challenge

and yes i said emu bring em in boys

no saddle after all it's supposed to be

a challenge

now go

oh no oh this is

tricky oh i'll

never catch one allow me to be of

assistance

oh forgive me i know you don't need my

help

you need nothing well

i wouldn't say that really well then i

hope i can be of

use

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ladies first whoa whoa

take your time little fella pace

yourself

looking good dee what hey

come back here

heather's a masterful adversary indeed

she's never used flirtation before

but that could not have been true

passion in her eyes

could it what's with heather she's

acting like she's just

realized you're alive who knows she's

probably just plotting to k*ll me

come duncan show that you knew that

you're the boss

oops sorry you did that on purpose

come on pick up the pace it's not me

it's the aim you it has a brain the size

of a walnut

take charge so can i ask you something

just between us are you an alejandro

uh you know thing what no

he wishes oh okay then perfect

hola courtney your emu is the luckiest

creature on earth

it has the privilege of carrying you see

you at the top

did duncan see that he's the only one

who didn't

now hurry up next time the amazons lose

courtney is gone and not for making

goo-goo eyes at alejandro as if i care

about that

you saw the way she was riding her emu

she is purposely trying to lose

again how long do we have to wait

another two hours maybe oops

make that two days

hey pipsqueak

here comes the pain you don't know the

half of it

oh you little twerp you'll get yours

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think the scorpions got them five to one

is dingoes

um finally

i hate you so much right now i knew the

view would be beautiful

oh you're good

ah sick you get back here one more round

i didn't hear nobel oh

ignore them they're just jealous

what happened to you nothing i will ever

admit to

stupid and team amazon

takes the lead ah where is that butter

donkey

come on guys you can do it live

don't even think about going back for

owen this time

you'll just have to sit tight and wait

for him to arrive

team amazon get ready to buckle up and

take a long walk

up a short clip what exactly are they

jumping into

find out when we boomerang back on total

drama world tour

okay teams get ready to look death in

the face

and live to tell the tale or not

you know i'm easy the challenge

part two teams must take turns bungee

jumping off hanging rock

and plummeting to the bottom far

bar

to try and grab one of australia's

finest sheep

three of those sheep have team chris's

super hot logos tattooed on their side

another three have team amazon logos

under their wall

not too far from their lethal jaws did

he say

lethal first team to catch and shear one

of their own sheep

wins first-class tickets to nextville

and

the losers head to elimination town as

the

last arrive team mimi me gets a pair of

gardening sheers

and as the first team to arrive team

amazon

gets this advantage battery-operated

sheepshears yeah

how am i supposed to accidentally on

purpose lose like this

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so heather i was wondering i'm not into

duncan

well that's reassuring anyway cody and i

were talking about voting out courtney

next and

i'm in good talk

do you see owen yet no time's a waste in

team amazon you're up

here goes

that is so wrong

you got this gwen

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ah are you

kidding me good try

the code man delivers you can call me

the wolf

quick start cheering

oh how about a song to make things go

faster hit it

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sharon sheep don't be a creep

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you had your chance and you turned him

down so don't be giving me no cranky

we are sharing sheep we are

sharing sheep we are sharing sheep

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i'll find the logo we'll win again and

i'll be

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yes

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courtney's coming along but i still

don't have her trust

no problem just follow my lead not cool

man

not cool but she's your ex and i cannot

help the way i feel about her well

figure it out or you're gonna feel a

whole lot of pain

all right owen and we're back in the

game

chris we need some harnesses over here

no logo oh

this one's for cody

medic

now is our time rise up man no surrender

no defeat go owen

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hey check it out i got one that's

already sheared whoa

uh how long until he realizes it's a

dingo three

two

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classic

i'm on it i've been thinking about the

future

you have yes tomorrow and the day after

and even the day after that i'm aware of

what the future is

not when it comes to me

fake sadness has been a gift of mine

since i was a kid

watch and learn oh mom was that your

grandmother's

face

hurry up gwen we're trying to win

remember

claimed he wasn't into her anymore what

is his

deal no logo

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need a shoulder i've got two maybe

you're right

something can be a real jerk sometimes i

know

i know what can i do to make you feel

better

can you make the pain go away

if by pain you mean courtney consider it

gone

i've got heather and cody courtney

is toast

oh alejandro allow me to be of

assistance

no you can't help me win i couldn't

bear it i won't allow it if i do not

help

you are sure to lose yeah okay look this

is

dreamy and all but losing is kind of

what i'm going for

it would be my honor to help you achieve

that noble goal

she trusts me and she wants to lose

it is a thrilling combination what a

woman

i'll be right back wow

oh yes he is

yes quick it's my turn throw me the

bungee cord

and the amazons are experiencing a

slight delay

victory at last behold team

i'm totally smoking hot wins

yes

ah crud

so definitely

we're talking about the same thing right

yes

voting off gwen definitely just checking

it's been a tough day for many of you

but one of you is about to have the

worst day of all

sierra last to arrive first to get

injured

courtney slow with the emu quick with

the flirting

cody a petty feud sent you spinning all

the way here

heather not your most focused

performance

and gwen duncan really

let the voting begin cody you're up

first

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uh that away thanks chef

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okay one vote for courtney one for gwen

a second for courtney a second

for gwen and the last boat is

for sierra

it's a tie no it was an accident gwen

i swear my favorite cop show is on via

satellite and 10.

so let's make this tiebreaker snappy

chef you each have to feed a

hungry baby koala bear no problem

i am a babysitting pro sure

but unlike human babies koalas eat 2.5

pounds of eucalyptus leaves a day

and these guys haven't eaten in a week

so they're nice and peckish

but i'm allergic to eucalyptus rough

plus you have to do this without your

hands

oh no first ball

empty wins and go

oh

when 11 o'clock exits right behind you

thanks suck it courtney in your

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