03x17 - Sweden Sour

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last time on total drama world tour

australia it will amaze you

if it doesn't k*ll you first here

duncan's new babe tried to convince her

team to vote out duncan's old bait

who flirted with alejandro to stick it

to

that's right duncan except duncan and

alejandro

were actually sticking it to her brain

hurt yet

meanwhile cody gave d-man the business

kanga puncheroo style

duncan's revenge while hilarious also

cost

team amazon the win and in a pandarific

tiebreaker

gwen took the drop of shane only seven

remain

who will get the boot next find out now

on total drama world tour

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famous

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cause i wanna be famous

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me

ah isn't today just the best

gwen's gone i vanquished my foe

just like my avatar and third life a

druid warrior elf with level 35 sword

skills and level 62 massage

now that she's gone cody can find his

true love

he's already forgotten gwen i can feel

it

i bet you say that to every pretty

competitor ah

but you are the only pretty competitor

here ugly

i wish i was up there the air back here

is just

so stale and annoying perhaps i can make

your journey a little sweeter

wait here oh thanks

you

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oh back in loser class again thanks to

courtney

she should be home right now not

flirting with alejandro

she's just trying to mess with me and

him fawning all over

ugh courtney

i can get used to first class oh

huge i forgot me too

yeah so alan

courtney is that weird for you whatever

yeah

it's funny cause noah always said al was

into heather big time

huh what else did noah say oh

just like al's not what he seems he's a

slippery eel and

i should never trust him cause he's a

male heather

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i really miss noah oh wow yeah

me too and the best way to show him what

his friendship

meant to us is to obey his dying words

what when did he die no no no he's fine

i

i meant his parting his parting words

dude my point is if noah thought

alejandro was the enemy you and i better

stick together and do the same

it's what noah would have wanted wait

wait

hal is the enemy

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chocolate chip my favorite

my mother always said the way to a

woman's heart is a long road

but shortcuts are made of chocolate

courtney would normally be a much

greater challenge

but being dumped by duncan has

completely thrown her

now i need only give her a cookie to

secure her trust

this is what i will do with that trust

oh no did i just sit in some gum

no i think i sat in gum oh no

uh nope you're all good

someone look at my booty isn't totally

clean

wow obsessed much

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where are those jackets you ordered for

us in the yukon

um i worked pretty hard on that accent

it would have been nice if somebody had

commented

dude it's freezing out here sweden

hello

great okay let's hear it here

your apology for for what

for gwen for who

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stop breathing so loud may i offer my

latin warmth let's make duncan crazy

thanks aloe honk dro

bind helping me stay warm i kind of do

yeah ah seriously

jackets are here

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yeah in six to eight weeks

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al isn't a fan of my gas and now he's

the enemy so i'm trying

not to fart anymore i can't even risk a

silent one

cause my dad says you can see farts when

it's cold out

just like you can see your breath

scientifically speaking

a fart is just a bum breath

before you is a mysterious pile of i

build a tools

and pieces your first challenge is to

use allen keys

wooden sledgehammers and your wits to

turn your piles

into whatever they're supposed to be

when properly assembled

this will be a piece of pie hi

sadly the assembly instructions were

accidentally shredded when they were put

through a shredder

anywho first team to correctly assemble

their what you who's it

will earn a big advantage in part two of

the challenge

we should lay out the pieces to try to

figure out what we're building

is that how you plan on slowing us down

this time

oh stop we don't even know what we're

building yet

let's go

what do you think cody

okay so maybe he's still a bit sad about

gwen

but i'll cheer him up that's what a good

wife does

we've been married 14 times in my head

and twice in my online blog i dream of

cody

so it'll happen for real eventually

heather out of my mind get

it timmy i said out of my way look at

you hey

girl fight you're cool i'm the team

leader oh

alejandro hmm noah was right about him

it's just you and me now buddy you're

totally blocking the way

i don't understand what you're doing

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he's got it let him go he's obviously

figured it out

i wish i had some barbecue sauce cause

this looks like a whale rib

oh and you incredibly stupid genius

a compliment and an insult at the same

time

impressive yes my people call it a

complisalt owen get the sledgehammer

wait

first we need some privacy grab some

planks in the canvas

i don't trust alejandro i don't like

alejandro

but letting him know that doesn't gain

me anything so i'll keep it buddy buddy

and while he works on courtney

i'll work on owen may the best man win

that's the last

piece all right amazons

what you got

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gwen that's what you made us

build

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on guard that's french for leave my

boyfriend alone

time for a song as you sing do not

mention we're building a boat we're

building a boat

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they're way ahead so we've got to go

we've

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oh why did we

it's almost ready to set sail

just hammering in the final nail

we really get this fast soon we'll be

back in first class

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hey

nice team me be hot takes the lead

and she's a beauty here's your reward

for finishing first

huh a bunch of rocks it's like christmas

all over again now drag your ship to

open water and sail north until you find

chef to receive your next instructions

i'll pull from the bow uh with your

shirt off questions are for later

actions are for now push like the wind

he sure does talk pretty for a guy

ah hey focus thank you

if gwen's head is hollow don't get me

started

we can just lop off the top of her head

and right in her like a boat

done off with her head

why am i the only one pushing

how long can you hold a fart before it's

seriously dangerous

one time i tried to hold in a fart all

day at school and when it came out it

ripped my pants off

dude are you about to fart can't hold it

any longer oh i think he's gonna blow

the ice is cracking will owen's poor

digestion finally k*ll us

all stick around to find out on total

drama world tour every house for himself

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get in

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we're out of time

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yeah you saved our butts with your butt

best teammate ever yes owen

you really are rmvp for figuring out it

was a boat

yeah what was it you called him i uh

don't remember oh yeah he called you an

incredibly

stupid genius a bad joke

we can't all be as funny as owen hi i am

pretty funny i guess today

be funny i've never been this popular

oh i feel like the bell of the ball

without that bell part

or the ballpark the of the part still

works though

you are zigzagging on purpose to slow us

down i

am not it's impossible to steer straight

in this stupid goth head

let me cheer you up by taking you to a

happy place

it's a beautiful mountainside filled

with cooties

some are giant others are small enough

to tuck in your pocket

and some are chocolate-covered

marshmallow cooties

oh we get hats uh-uh gotta pick a

captain first

owen i was just gonna say that but you

did not you both love owen

it's beautiful

owen if this were a valentine's dance

you'd have a very difficult choice to

make

luckily it's a w*r a viking hat

and a cannon oh cool

so the little rocks are actually flints

bingo dingoes nuts i should have said

that last week in australia

and to fire out of the cannon chef's

famous swedish meatballs

oh wow these are as hard as rocks to win

the challenge and travel

first class sail north to capture the

red flag

way over yonder or use your meatballs to

sink the enemy ship

good luck captain owen yeah vikings

didn't

salute so go away

sir yes sir um

as captain i get to make the ship rules

right i

sure do buddy yes you do sir

sir okay from here on

we all talk like vikings our mateys

it'll be tundra and loads of fun

as you wish captain as you wish i

i mean captain

well someone's got to wear the hat i

know i need cody

fine let's go sing some boys we need

matches to light the cannon i'm sure

you'll think of something buh-bye

great we'll never catch up with them

just look how far

away they are ah

why are you pointing us away from the

battle

are you yellow but capture thy flag and

we

win captain it'd be a piece of pie

turn mine ship around and prepare for

battle

vikings never turn down a fight that's

why they still

rule the earth may i remind thee that

disobeying orders is money

our be this money muttony

ah i must play along at least until i

regain owen's loyalty

at which point i will destroy that

butter donkey

aye aye captain prepare yourselves for

wow wow you're a really good

viking i was just imitating you do i

sounds that good

absolutely even better look

they're turning around why would they do

that because boys are stupid

battle stations

whoa first strike not cool

army viking horns shall we fire back at

them captain first we gotta get my hat

what come on owen we should just

criminal get me my hat

no ah refusing orders from your captain

this boat has no hat and therefore no

captain

now let us sink gwen's head give it hey

i can do it prepare for

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impact

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are you okay thank

you will i require surgery

absolutely months of physiotherapy

probably was it worth it

definitely how is that thing still

afloat

yeah i'll knock her down

it'd be the last ball captain aim with

care

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incoming

what are the odds stop talking like a

pirate

oh vikings

thanks for turning back to fight suckers

we'll enjoy first class for you duncan

obviously didn't secure the mast very

well

me you fired the first two sh*ts and

disobeyed the captain

stop duncan get the flint ready

we have no meatballs left

i beg to differ are you sure about this

owen

just plug your noses in fire

there's the flag we did it

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owen

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the captain always goes down with the

ship normally means

his own ship but what ifs

team me wins amazon's see you

at elimination hey my hat

awesome okay what is your problem

surely i do not have to explain it to

you we are in a competition

oh sure so picking off my teammates

while you totally blank me in strategy

now

indeed it is when dealing with jealousy

i am

not jealous you arrogant of course i

refer to courtney

i must make her believe no one else

exists for me if she's focused on

us you can blindside her believe me

heather

the only woman i want to look at is you

that's

you're

now go voter off already heather is so

jealous this is great not because i want

her to

because she'll be that much easier to

eliminate i made a pledge to be loyal to

al until the end but

i don't know just ask yourself this what

would noah do

you won't regret it

cody and i are voting for courtney we

trust you'll do the same

bye bye courtney ah the elimination room

this is where one of you will be tossed

into the darkness

to plummet out of my life and possibly

to the end of your own

and if this weren't a reward challenge

that would happen

psych no vote tonight you're all saved

for now yes oh come on

yes siree as we speak team perfect me

is getting their reward swedish massages

performed by a genuine registered

massage therapist

oh what other kinds of therapists will

our competitors need

before the season's over find out next

time

on total drama world tour

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