03x21 - African Lying Safari

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last time on total drama world tour

thanks chyna we had a blast

just not the kind associated with fun

especially

for cody who found himself in a love

potion-induced semi-coma

courtesy of his wife sierra

and since the show is still short on

cashola

we had a two-for-one sale on losers

one of whom was assisted by a certain

repeat offender

we're down to the final five who won't

make the final four

and how will i punish chef for helping

someone cheat

again find out right now on total

drama world tour

dad i'm doing fine you guys are

on my mind you asked me what i wanted to

be

and now i think the answer is

i'll get there one day

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oh

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smiling whistling this is the happiest

i've ever seen you what can i say

it's like all of my problems were shoved

out of a plane speaking of failed

romance

you want me to hit the common area so

you two lovebirds can start building

your nest together

yeah right as if stop it

plainly was right you two are so lame

for each other

oh thank you sweetie

it feels like silk too now you just

relax while i mix you some soothing tea

i love you too now that cody's drinking

the love potion tea instead of

me it's finally working he's already

weakened the knees around me

a few more cups and he'll be the perfect

husband

i love saying that i feel like a wet

noodle in a blender

don't worry this will have you up and

running in no time

nice dress it's traditional masai

warrior garb

and it came with this whoa

watch it trust me that's the least

dangerous thing that'll happen to you

today

welcome to beautiful tanzania

home of the serengeti plains and over 70

different kinds of animals

that can k*ll you what is that noise

sorry we're late what's with the cans oh

i didn't have time to finish the just

married banner

you like very walking dinner bell for

lions

you okay in there cody

pure poetry guy i can see married life

is treating you well

due to the temporarily weakened

condition of my husband

i just love saying that i'll play for

the both of us

okay challenge time part one combines

two of africa's most popular sports

soccer and cricket i call it

suck it to me to me being you

of course um is chef expecting a

blizzard

behold the penalty parka plus

pence created specifically to help

people sweat out their

cheating ways looking hot

chef each player must run one at a time

from the starting line to that pile of

african saffoo plums

grab as many as you can carry and run

back and you'll be doing all of this

while your fellow competitors pummel you

with soccer ball

ooh pummeled by a soccer ball how

painful

you were saying next take the plums you

brought back

and whack them with the cricket bat to

smash those gourds open

like this

whoever cracks their gourd open first

wins a reward that will be

mooi helpful in the next challenge now

positions people wifey you're up first

kickers get ready

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let's do this ready steady

serengeti

duncan top that

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heather here go

i knew he wouldn't kick a ball at his

crush

harsh dude but hilarious

and then there was one bring it on

alejandro

my brother carlos is a professional

soccer player

remember first person to smash through

gets the advantage

and

seems like the universe is none too

pleased with your meddling either chef

hey i'm used to smashing things with the

bat no middleman

unlike the demon alejandro's girlfriend

is a

batting fiend oh yeah

they're meant for each other shut up

chris okay

this is ridiculous

and the winner of our first challenge is

ever

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the rest of you have 10 seconds left to

cr*ck your gourd

and trust me you want what's inside

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feels good last one

here goes

broken but not a gourd no success for

cody or sierra will make it much harder

for them to deal

with this

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shouldn't we be running right now yes

you

should be scared part two of our

challenge

is a genuine african safari

and the prey

why only the most dangerous and

chauvinistic

animal of all

but you shoved his dirty butt out of the

plane in london

i know he's like a one-man cockroach

infestation

but when a certain blonde whose name

rhymes with

blainly ratted zeke out chef went a

hunting and found the scrawny lunatic

down in the hold i should warn you

though he's

totally feral thanks to all that time

with the animals whoever nabs the beast

formerly known as ezekiel

wins invincibility and first class seats

to our next destination

with the player of their choice blah

blah blah where is my reward

in a second uh go to your guards and

check inside

they contain what you'll use to hunt

with oh

yes do you know how many windows i've

broken with one of these

what's the pocket for magic beans

clothes

tranquilizer balls sling them with

enough velocity

and they burst on contact numbing the

area and releasing a hearty dose

of sleepy time goodness watch as

this intern demonstrates

see it's like paintball only with naps

now stand back people we're going to

give the violent psycho a head start

hey frosty release the beast

it doesn't even look like him yeah well

it sure smells like him

okay since heather won the first

challenge she gets six tranq balls

alejandro you cracked yours open so you

get

three duncan two hey i should get three

i cracked my gourd too technically you

b*at your guard with a cricket bat

and sierra says neither you nor cody put

a dent in your guards

you get these and one ball each no sling

sh*t

nope you're just gonna have to throw the

balls hard enough to make them burst

which will be hilariously unsuccessful

i'm

sure and go

tracking prey is like stealing cars the

more lookouts you got the better the

results

what say we team up to find the twerk

yes we should hunt ezekiel together as a

pack

forget it you'll just get in my way i am

going it alone

then i salute your bravery and bid you

good hunting and i bid you

good losing how far do you think she'll

get

not far without these i stole them in

the huddle

are you sure you haven't been to jail

mom always said i was good at arts and

crafts

and relentlessly tracking down prey

now i just need something stretchy

of course cody's emergency

he always keeps a pair handy just in

case do i know

my hubby or what

gotcha geek face what the

my tranq balls

oh my gosh uh oh okay nice kitty pretty

kitty

stay where's my a*mo

alejandro

who will survive king of the jungle or

queen of the fumble

find out right after this on total drama

world tour

yo check this out definitely human look

there's some drool ezekiel

wait let's keep calm we'll set a trap

and lure him in

good idea niggles oh

quicksand

ezekiel it's nap time

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jerk stole my a*mo cody's stuck in that

tree

never thought i'd die in quicksand mud

maybe

even a gutter but this look

ezekio hey

over here buddy

that's it

sh**t duncan now

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see i'm helping don't make me go it

alone

i am no thr*at cody and i are just

friends

well it doesn't take long to fall under

his manly spell

okay i'm going to get a big stick

we'll hook it under the straps and lift

him out of the tree

we are friends right remember chyna

help me out and i'll keep her hands off

you

sierra look what i just found the track

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did you hear that something's moving

fast it must be ezekiel

ready your tracks on my camera one

two three

it's song time

hello hey

anyone in there did you or did you not

steal the car

i was framed half an hour of you guys

sleeping

oh yeah that's gonna be great for

raiding i want a song

matter where the tranq balls hit you and

how groggy you might be

now sing

well it's a beautiful day on the

serengeti

the perfect time to snag a pup

i'll find zeke and win this dumb game

as soon as my leg wakes up going alone

just makes you look sad

and pathetic plus you'll die without a

trace hey

we teamed up and almost had a zeke i can

see the zits right on his face

really we were that close almost

gets you nowhere around here you're a

loser duo that's all

loser is what the lion called you when

you couldn't find your balls

dragon balls that is i wonder where they

went

i better sing or i get kicked out i got

something

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well it's a beautiful day on the

serengeti

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as soon as my leg wakes up my leg

my head

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somebody better catch the zeke fast

because the plane is taking off

in exactly one hour with or without you

man you are right but if you've learned

your lesson

drew's want to watch the trackball

m*ssacre on the wide screen

hey get back here and stay away from my

hot tub

i'll help you find him on one condition

you have to vote for heather or

alejandra the only alliance i have

is with my husband got it

i fully intend to kick your butt and i

yours

but for now i suggest we work together a

temporarily

to ensure we're kicking each other's

butt in the finale

i'm listening we simply continue to act

awkward around each other in front of

the others

while we secretly combine our powers and

that has to stop but i am in on the

alliance

excellent i have the perfect plan to

keep duncan busy

and capture ezekiel as you see we just

lead them even i'm not that ruthless

who cares about votes and alliances and

the million-dollar statue of cody made

of prize money right now

monkeys stole my husband

cody wifey's on the way

his shoe he's closed

cody are you okay

much better actually i knew my love

potion would cure you eventually

did you say love potion

careful it really likes me

likes likes you

oh no you didn't

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take your stinking hands off him you

darn dirty ape

now let's go find ezekiel so

duncan still in the game even though

gwen's gone not your best move

okay what are you trying it whoa

ah sick these are rank oh no

those must be serengeti bloodberries are

beautiful to look at but their juice

smells just like fresh blood

ah disgusting i'm gonna go wash off

are you sure this is gonna work trust me

oh we did it

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whoa congrats alejandro you are on your

way to first class

i would have had a sh*t if you didn't

steal all my a*mo oh

you guys are so cute now quick

grab duncan let's get the heck out of

africa before zeke wakes up

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all righty then one vote for heather

one for alejandro one for duncan

one for sierra and the lucky loser is

duncan kind of expected that

i've gotten out of bigger champs than

this

i'm gonna miss that delinquent now

alejandro

who you bring into the big leagues it's

a tough call

but cody what

now that i know heather can be persuaded

it's time to focus on breaking the bonds

of sierras and cody's matrimony

that rat i fake agreed to an alliance

and this is how he repays me

he is so going down things are getting

crazy 14

down and only four remain who will

almost die next

find out right here on total drama

world tour what

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