Yeah! There we go.
Uh-uh.
It's not time for cake, little guy.
Your party guests haven't even arrived yet.
Of course.
You are the birthday boy.
I guess one little taste won't hurt nobody.
That's my boy.
Happy birthday, son.
This is gonna be your best birthday ever.
Where'd everybody go? Do youse two know how many weeks of planning this party took me? The cake, the party favors, bouncy house.
I had the whole thing sewed up Until you two came along and ruined it.
Well, guess what? Now youse two are gonna fix it.
I'm gonna fire up the barbeque.
Tom and Jerry here are gonna be in charge of the festivities.
Have fun, boys.
Food's not gonna be ready for a while, boys.
What do you say you play some party games? Hear that? They wanna play some party games.
So what are youse two standing around for? All right.
Open wide, boys.
Close your mouth, you'll catch flies.
Hey! No eating until the party's over.
You two still got some entertaining to do.
So get to entertaining.
Hey! This ain't no time for a catnap.
It's time for cake.
I trust, you boys got a new cake in the waits, right? Right? What's taking so long? The birthday boy wants his cake! Another successful birthday for my boy.
Night, Tom.
Don't take any wooden nickels.
The night seemed like any other.
Like nothing was going on and it was staying that way.
But tonight was different.
You could smell it in the air.
There was something out there, something dastardly, Some dark shadow waiting to strike.
But who has a sense for sinister schemes? Whose green eyes stare into the darkness And see the foul plots and criminals hiding within? Why, no one less than tom cat, private detective, The fearless furry flatfoot Who patrols the sordid streets, alleys and fences of this ignoble metropolis, Making the night safe for the sleeping and the asleep so alike.
And watching over us as well is his pocket-size partner, Jerry mouse, Who, though small, equals Tom in heroism.
Together they're also known as the Cat & Mouse detectives.
Suddenly, a knock came at the door.
Quiet! They could be right behind me.
A doll this beautiful only shows up once in a cat's nine lives.
Tom, ever cool, put her at ease And offered her a stick of gum.
No time to explain.
You've got to help me If you have the heart for some lonely girl who's run into some trouble.
As she chewed her gum, The detectives took the opportunity to appreciate Her fine pointed ears and her well clipped toe paws And everything in between.
They may hear you.
Please, you gotta meet me tonight at my place by the lake.
I've come into a fortune in canned sardines, Some of them with cheese.
The word is out.
I fear someone's gonna try and rob me.
If you can find the time to help a girl out, I'd be most appreciative.
The Cat & Mouse detectives were on the case.
Help! A lady in distress.
Trouble was at hand.
Without hesitation, the Cat detective burst through the door.
Without hesitation, the Cat detective bursts through the door.
Whoever this goon was, if he wanted trouble he came to the right cat.
Tom struck back lightning-quick.
The intrepid sleuths followed close on the villain's heels.
The other way.
Help! The gumshoe cathad had enough.
It was time to settle this goon's hash.
Help! Help! There must have been two, 3,000 cans in that pile.
Three thousand cans is a lot of sardines.
It was the end of the line for this meatball.
It would have been easy to take a slow drive to payback city, But the Cat & Mouse detectives chose the high road instead.
Why, if it wasn't their old pal, Butch.
Fellas, hold on a second.
The detectives had identified their man And were ready to turn him over to justice.
But first, they wanted to thank him for all the trouble.
Eek! Let me explain! Let's talk.
Guys, listen! I'm just here to save the girl.
- The guard dog - What's the ruckus? What are you doing here? What are you doing here? Make it snappy.
I'm supposed to be guarding a pile of sardines.
I'm here 'cause of her.
Toodles.
She said two g*ons were gonna steal her sardines.
I thought you were them.
I'm sorry for what I did to you.
But I'd do anything for that fancy feline.
Is that right? You're trying to swipe the fish, are you? Uh-oh! The cans! "Thanks, chumps.
Couldn't have pulled off the heist without you.
xo, Toodles.
" Toodles! She'd played them like an old violin, The kind made with catgut.
Toodles pretended to be the heiress in the headline, Then got three suckers in a big fight to distract the dog So she could make off with the fishy fortune.
They'd all been taught something.
Don't let a smooth purr and a soft paw Send your brain on a holiday.
Lesson learned.
Peace return to the hard-boiled streets of tolucaville Thanks to the Cat & Mouse detectives.