03x12 - Titans East: Part 1

[bunniefuu]

Steel City.

Bitter cold, stinging winds, and...

[SNIFFS]

The pungent smell of decay.

My kind of town.

[SHIVERS]

Don't you just love it?

Ever since my schools were regrettably destroyed, I've been seeking a new home sweet home for

my precious H.I.V.E Academy.

And here we are, which, Mr. Steamroller, is where you come in.

[STEAMROLLER GRUNTING]

After all, what good is a school without students?

You're going to help me recruit a new class, starting with a former student of mine, the one who

destroyed my academy!

The one that got away.

♪ When there's trouble You know what to do ♪

♪ Call Cyborg ♪

♪ He can sh**t a rocket From his shoe ♪

♪ 'Cause he's Cyborg ♪

♪ To the tune Of something like that ♪

♪ Oh, yeah Na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Big lovely cat That's right ♪

♪ When there's trouble You know who to call ♪

♪ Teen Titans! ♪

♪ From their tower They can see it all ♪

♪ Teen Titans! ♪

♪ When there's evil On the att*ck ♪

♪ You can rest knowing They got your back ♪

♪ 'Cause when the world Needs heroes on patrol ♪

♪ Teen Titans go! ♪

♪ With their superpowers They unite ♪

♪ Teen Titans! ♪

♪ Never met a villain That they liked ♪

♪ Teen Titans! ♪

♪ They've got the bad guys On the run ♪

♪ They never stop till Their job gets done ♪

♪ 'Cause when the world Is losing all control ♪

♪ Teen Titans go! ♪

♪ One, two, three, four, go! ♪ Teen Titans!

Robin calling Cyborg. Robin calling Cyborg.

What's up?

Oh, hello, friend, who I am missing already!

The sight of you makes my eyes sore!

Yeah, it's been totally lame here without you.

Raven stinks at video games.

a e st s at deo ga es.

It's like she isn't even trying.

Just because you glued the controller to my hands doesn't mean I wanna play.

[LAUGHS]

Aah!

So how goes the cross-country trip?

Just dandy.

It's, like, 80 below, the hail's messing up my paint job, and why did I volunteer for this?!

'Cause after Brother Blood stole your blueprints and used them to att*ck us, Aqualad and

Bumblebee tracked them to Steel City, so now they're starting the Titans East to take 'em down and

you're headed there to help them set up their new tower. Whew.

The Titans East need your technical know-how.

Yeah, and maybe if I stick around long enough, I'll get another chance to bring down Blood.

Personally.

And even if you don't, a little time away from home might do you good.

Agreed. You have been somewhat lobstery lately.

I think she means "crabby. " Besides, somebody's gotta show these copycats what being a Titan is

all about.

[GRUNTS]

[ENGINE REVVING]

Maybe they already know.

[KNOCKING ON METAL]

Uh, hello?

Place looked better on the outside, but nothing a little elbow grease can't fix.

Make that a truckload of elbow grease.

AQUALAD: Fish tacos?! What were you thinking?

I'm from the ocean!

These were probably friends of mine!

You said get lunch, I got lunch. Chow down.

[SCREAMS]

[SIGHS]

[GASPS] Tacos de pescado!

Delicioso!

[GOBBLING] [GROANING]

[BUMBLEBEE BUZZING]

All right, the sensor grid's up on Level 4, and...

Well, don't you fellas look comfy?

Come on, guys. This tower isn't gonna build itself.

And that's a supercomputer, not a footstool.

Pfft. Thanks, Mom.

Can't work. Tacos.

[FOGHORN BLOWS] BOTH: Quieres?

Oh, man.

[GAGS]

[GROANS]

So who d*ed and made you queen, anyhow?

Well, you could call the sh*ts if you spent more time working and less time messing with your

hairdo.

[BOTH GROWLING]

[MAS Y MENOS SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

You're lucky I can't understand that, you...

Hey! Leave 'em alone!

Don't tell me what to do!

If you're going to eat my friends, at least have the decency to get rid of the evidence!

[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Cyborg!

Thanks for coming.

Say hello to the...

Titans East.

Meet Mas and Menos.

BOTH: Hola!

[BOTH SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

[MENOS SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

They go really fast, but only when touching, and they only speak Spanish.

Hola!

Mi amigos, soy nombre "El Cyborgo. "

And of course you already know Speedy and Bumblebee.

Eh. [GRUNTING]

Hey, Sparky.

Welcome aboard the happy train.

We're having loads of fun.

[GRUNTING] Rough day.

Then let's smooth it out. What say I get to work?

[HAMMERING & DRILLING]

[COMPUTER WHIRRING]

[CO U G]

COMPUTER: Security system online.

Ha!

BOTH: Muy bien, Señor Cyborg!

[GRUNTS]

[YELLING]

[METAL CLANGING]

[SCREAMS]

[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

Aw, man.

Look what you made me do!

Qué pasa? Super-macho!

Watch it! You almost hit me!

Hey! Cool it!

[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

CYBORG: Guys. Guys!

Enough!

The problem isn't your tower, it's your team.

[BEEPING] Trouble.

At least something around here works.

[MEN SHOUTING]

[GROWLING]

[MEN YELLING]

Congratulations, you're the first lowlife to get busted by the Titans Ea... Whoa!

[GRUNTS]

[G U S]

[SIGHS]

BOTH [IN UNISON]: Aquí!

Aquí! Aquí!

BOTH [IN UNISON]: Aquí!

[BOTH BLOWING RASPBERRIES]

[BUMBLEBEE LAUGHING]

Huh?

[GROWLING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

Get off my back!

[BOTH SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

What they said.

Hate to say it, but Sparky was right.

We're not working like a team.

We are now.

Follow my lead!

Titans, together!

Speedy! Bee! Push him back!

[BOTH GRUNT]

Now the lamp! Heat him up!

[BOTH SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

[GRUNTING]

Aqualad, cool him down!

qua ad, coo do !

Boo-yeah! [ALL CHEERING]

BUMBLEBEE: That's the way! AQUALAD: All right!

SPEEDY: Way to go! AQUALAD: Titans East rule!

[BEEPING]

BROTHER BLOOD: Well done, Steamroller.

Cyborg has no idea I've just downloaded the encryption keys to their tower.

Or should I say, the keys to my new school.

Come along, boys.

We've got students to recruit.

[COUGHS]

[BEEPS]

BOTH [IN UNISON]: Aha!

Well, how about that? We actually finished.

Place doesn't look half bad.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

We couldn't have done it without you. Thanks.

Oh!

Almost forgot. [BEEPS]

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]

Disco lights?

Robin never would let me install them in our tower.

Well, what are y'all waiting for?

It's party time!

In that case, I'm making ribs.

BOTH: Señor Cyborg! Señor Cyborg!

[MUSIC STOPS] BOTH: GameStation 2.

Now you're talking!

[HOOTS]

Heads up, boys, 'cause y'all are going...

[BEEPING] Huh?

BOTH: Goal!

Hey, Robin.

It's going great! New tower's up.

We took our first bad guy down, and we're all set to start looking for Brother Blood!

Good, then you can head home. But...

They'll have to find Blood without you.

Professor Chang has escaped from prison.

I need you here. Robin out.

Señor Cyborg!

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

Wish I could hang, guys, but they need me back home.

We need you here too.

We took a vote, and... we'd like you to stay as the leader of Titans East.

Leader? Me?

Seriously?

Well, don't get all misty. Do you want the job or not?

I, uh, don't know what to... [DOOR CLOSING]

Security's down. We're locked in.

Secu ty s do . e e oc ed .

Must be a glitch in the encryption keys.

I'm thinking this is more than a glitch.

Titans, go!

[CYBORG GRUNTING]

Huh?

[YELLING]

Ow!

Who are these guys?

One way to find out.

[GASPS]

Whoa.

They're you?

No, they're not!

CYBORG: Titans, move!

[CYBORG GRUNTS]

All right, we have to get to ops and change the encryption keys, reset the security system.

ALL: Follow me!

Um, I thought ops was that way.

Well, one of us must be right.

Split up.

No! No!

There's too many! We can't win!

Yes, we can!

We'll get through this if we just stick together as a...

e get t oug t s e just st c toget e as a...

[TITANS SCREAMING]

...team.

[ROARS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[BOTH SIGH]

BOTH: Tamales verdes.

[YELLING]

Sorry, fellas, but you're nothing compared to the original.

BROTHER BLOOD: I couldn't agree more.

My old student Cyborg.

Welcome to the new H.I.V.E. Academy.

You do owe me a headquarters, remember?

The only thing I owe you is a case of canned butt-whup!

School is in session, and here's Lesson Number 1:

No one defies Brother Blood!

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMS]

Well, I can tell someone hasn't studied since our last little pop-quiz.

How'd you build those second-rate tin men?

You stole my blueprints, but we stole 'em back!

Did you think someone with my mental abilities wouldn't have a photographic memory?

Your secrets are all right here.

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLS]

And just wait till you see what I really have in mind for you!

[GRUNTS]

Something tells me you guys can't swim.

Huh? Oof.

[GROANING]

Ah.

Come on!

Is that the best you can do?

You rust buckets haven't laid a hand on me yet!

[GRUNTS]

First time for everything.

Ooh. Ooh.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Mas!

Menos!

The real Cyborg couldn't take me...

So you knockoffs don't stand a chance!

BUMBLEBEE: Hey!

[GRUNTING]

Let me go!

et e go!

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTS]

That's what I like about you, Cyborg, you're full of surprises.

And you are a curiosity.

[SCREAMING]

BROTHER BLOOD: Oh, I've dealt with discipline problems before.

A few others, like your friend Bumblebee, have managed to slip free from my hypnotic control.

But you, Cyborg...

You are the only one who has ever been able to resist me, and I don't like it!

What in all that circuitry allows you to defy me?

Come on, Cyborg!

What makes you tick?

[WHIRRING]

A 50,000-watt power cell!

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

COMPUTER: Encryption keys randomized.

Security system resetting.

Intruder alert.

[GASPS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING]

[SC G]

[GROANING]

And stay out.

[MAS Y MENOS SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

Señor Cyborg!

Buenos dias!

[MOANS]

Blood's gone, and you're all okay?

Had a few close calls, but everything worked out all right.

I guess our little team weathered its first att*ck.

Only because we had such a good leader.

[YAWNS]

[BOTH SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

[SIGHS] Just when we finally got the place looking decent.

Well, I know you haven't had much time to think about our offer, but...

Yeah, look, I...

[Beeping]

Cyborg, what are you still doing there?

I told you we want you back home.

Robin, I am home.

I've decided to stay on permanently as leader of Titans East.

But, Cyborg, we need you.

Sorry, man. They need me more.

Y'all better get some rest.

Combat practice starts at 0600 sharp.

Co bat p act ce sta ts at 0600 s a p.

Objective achieved, headmaster.

He suspects nothing.

BROTHER BLOOD: Excellent, my students.

Excellent.

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪