05x06 - 21 Lunch Street

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[♪♪.]

Hey, Ivy, where were
you this morning?

Oh, I was gonna
walk with you guys,

but my new friend
suggested a more efficient route.

What new friend?

Oh, I don't know.

- Bam!
- (Booker gasps)

- The galactic 14?!
- Yup.

It took six months of chores,
all my birthday money,

and a gig playing trombone

at Barry lieberman's
bar mitzvah,

but I finally got it.

- It's the best. 6G, seven cameras...
- Ooh, ooh.

And 850 kids at this school
that don't have it.

- Well, let me see.
- (chuckles) no way.

I'm not letting you
touch my baby.

I've seen how you
treat your phone.

Your screen is jacked.

Mine isn't.

(phone screen shatters)

Okay, now it is.

The only person that is
touching this phone is me.

Because unlike you two,

I am responsible
with my things.

I wouldn't wave that thing around
if I were you.

We've had a string of
thefts in the school lately.

That's why I

keep the new school
laptops locked up tight.

Got the key
right here.

Can't find it,
can you?

Get to class.

(bell rings)

Hey, Ivy.

Maybe I should
hold your phone.

You know, for,
like, safekeeping.

You heard what
principal Rivera said,

things have been
going missing.

Hm, you touch my phone
and you'll go missing.

Theme music playing...

♪ Ha, ha!
Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision
all worked out ♪

♪ But then life
had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, mom ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ New city,
I'm finding my way ♪

♪ It's gonna take some time ♪

- ♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
- ♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just fam
caught up in a crazy world ♪

- ♪ C'mon! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's home ♪

- ♪ We get loud! ♪
- ♪ Yeah, Raven's home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but together
we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

- ♪ It's Raven's home ♪
- ♪ When it's tough ♪

- ♪ Yeah, Raven's home ♪
- ♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cos no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

(Raven laughing)
*RAVEN'S HOME*

Yep! That's us.

*RAVEN'S HOME*
Season 05 Episode 06

Episode Title: "21 Lunch Street"
Aired on: April 15, 2022.

[♪♪]

Remember, your self-portraits
need to be turned in

by the end of the day.

Hm.

- Um, Neil.
- Mm?

The portrait's
supposed to be of you.

- Mm-hm.
- That's of Ms. Linda.

Aw, man!

My heart overpowered
my brain again.

I'll just stick
a mustache on it.

- You don't have a mustache.
- (chuckles)

But I have until the end
of the day to grow one.

Hey, Ivy,
I need to use your phone.

I'm tryin' to take
a selfie-portrait.

- Use your own phone.
- I did.

How'd you get that
cracked effect?

Yeah, well, you know how
my screen is cracked?

- Mm-hm.
- Turns out my lens is cracked, too.

Please, Ivy, you gotta help me.

Ah, I-I can't.
I'm sorry.

Come on.
I promise I won't break it.

I-I don't have it with me.

(sighs) okay, fine.

I didn't wanna tell anyone...

But...

(whooshing)

I can't believe it!
We caught the thief!

(whooshing)

- Your phone was stolen!
- What?!

That's why you
won't let me use it!

Because it was stolen!

Why would you
think that?

I don't know.
Maybe Booker's psychic.

What?!

Why would you... what?

I'm not psychic.

It's just that Ivy
is way too responsible

to let anything happen
to her phone.

Don't have to be psychic
to know that, right?

Ah, that's true.

Ivy's, like,
the most responsible

person in
the whole school,

so if she doesn't
have her phone,

it can only be
because it was stolen.

Is that what happened?

Yeah, that, that's
exactly what happened.

I didn't wanna say it,
but I'm glad you guys did.

Don't worry, Ivy.

I know how hard you worked
to save up for that phone.

- We're gonna help you get it back.
- You really don't have to.

No. We are going
to catch that thief.

All right, we'll
start by compiling

a list of suspects.

Who couldn't wait
to get their hands on it?

- You two.
- And we know it wasn't us.

- Or do we?
- Yes, we do!

[♪♪]

What a wonderful walk.
Right, dad?

Ooh, we saw
a hummingbird,

and a, a dog
with a hat on its head,

and then, ooh, that woman

that had a carriage
with a chicken in it.

Man, this neighborhood's
gotten weird.

I'm sorry, rae,
I didn't hear a word you said.

I was too distracted
by the smell of bacon.

Oh, well, you're gonna have
a delicious bowl of oatmeal.

- How does that sound?
- Sounds like I should've been

nicer to you when
you were a kid.

Well, I'm gonna make sure lazlo puts
flaxseed in your oatmeal

instead of
cookie crumbles.

- You knew about that?
- 'course I did.

Nobody asks for a second helping
of flaxseed.

Is this a test?

Is she watchin' me?

You know what?

I'MMA show her...
I am not gonna eat it.

Who am I kiddin'?

Ah, ah! Sorry, partner.

This swine is mine.

Also have a triple Espresso
with a hot sauce chaser.

Burns goin' in,
burns goin' out.

Lets you know
you're alive.

- Stone.
- Victor.

Ooh, Victor, my friend,

that's a heapin' bowl
of sadness right there.

Sometimes she lets
me put raisins in it.

No.

Eating what somebody
else wants you to eat?

That's no way to live.

Well, I really
don't have a choice.

I recently had a heart att*ck.

Oh, well, shouldn't you
be celebratin' the fact

you didn't die
instead of livin'
like you did?

I never really thought
about it that way.

My daughter says I need to take better
care of my heart.

Yeah, but you also gotta
take care of your soul.

My daughter says that's
what walks are for.

Today we saw
a hummingbird.

Hey, yeah, and
that hummingbird
saw you, too.

You know what
the hummingbird
thought?

Pff. What a bummer.

I didn't mean to bum
out a hummingbird.

- But my daughter said...
- Ah, ah, ah.

"My daughter says,
my daughter says,
my daughter says."

I don't wanna hear
what your daughter says.

I wanna know what big Vic want.

Big Vic want bacon.

Alllrrrighty then,
big Vic!

That right there was the first
bite of the rest of your life.

Now, what're you gonna
do with that life, huh?

Huh?
Climb mount Everest?

Free dive in shark-infested
waters?

I've always wanted

to rent one
of those scooters

they leave
on the sidewalk.

Those look like fun!

You darn right it's fun!

- But my daughter...
- Ah! Is not invited.

- Let's roll. Let's roll.
- Let's roll.

Rollin'.

Dad?

Dad?

Oh, must be in the bathroom.

Flaxseed's workin' already.

[♪♪.]

Neil:
Ow!

Neil, be quiet.
All right, we're undercover.

The thief could be
anyone at the school.

All right,
I'll be quiet...

If I "can."
ha. Get it?

Because of the cans
and the...

Can't believe
I forgot my lunch.

Ooh, can drive!

Gotta be some
clam chowder in here.

Manhattan?

Neil (softly):
Ow.

(mischievous music playing)

(coughing)

[♪♪.]

So, what was
in the box?

Mixtapes.

Turns out the janitor has
a side hustle as dj plunger.

So, you guys
didn't find anything.

Pff... Only the underground
hit of the summer.

Yeah, maybe it's time
to stop this investigation.

No, not until we
catch the thief.

What's this I hear
about a thief?

Oh, somebody stole
Ivy's new galactic 14.

- Are you sure it's stolen?
- Well...

Of course, she is.
That's not something she'd lie about.

Do you have any suspects,
motives, clues?

Wow, she's good.

We didn't think of any
of those things before

we started investigating.

Maybe there's
nothing to find.

Okay, look, guys.
There is no thief.

Principal Rivera (on pa):
Attention students.

The school's new laptops
have been reported missing.

If you have any information,
come to my office immediately.

And just a reminder,
the can food drive is still going on

and there is a high demand
for clam chowder...

New England clam chowder.

- Somebody stole the school's laptops?!
- I...

Dun, dun, duuun!

Sorry, I've always
wanted to do that.

[♪♪.]

[♪♪.]

Okay, first your phone,
and now, the laptops.

- There really is a thief.
- Of course, there is!

You'd think we blow off
three classes for nothing?

- Well...
- Don't answer that.

I, I gotta go.

Where's she goin'?

Did you see her face when
they announced the laptops?

Yeah... That was
pretty suspicious.

Wait, wait, wait.
You guys think it was the lunch lady?

Well, she is acting
kinda weird.

But she's been actin'
like that all day.

(mischievous music playing)

...If I "can."

Get it?
Because of the cans
and the...

[♪♪.]

(coughing)

You didn't think
to mention all that?

It was the lunch lady!

Nobody would suspect
the lunch lady.

- Exactly! It's the perfect cover!
- We gotta take her down!

Oh, now it's "we"?

[♪♪.]

(laughing)

You a wild man,
young veezy!

Fallin' down those steps,
holdin' onto that rail,

slidin' into the street,
and slammin' into that taxi.

- Whatchu call that move?
- Tryin' not to break a hip.

(laughing)

- Woo!
- Shhh. Keep it down.

- I don't want my daughter to hear us.
- Oh, okay, all right.

Hear you what?

Hey, Raven!

No, no, no.
Don't "hey Raven" me.

Where have
you been, dad?

You just disappeared
from the chill grill,

you're not
answering your phone.

- You had me worried sick.
- I'm sorry, Raven.

- I, I, I w-wasn't thinking.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't apologize
for livin'.

I mean, it's the very
thing that makes us alive.

I'm sorry...
Who are you?

I'm Stone.

Thrill seeker.
Adrenaline junkie.

Human being.

Let me talk to you
for a minute, phony hawk.

Isn't he great?
Raven, I gotta thank you.

If you hadn't forced me
out of the house this morning,

I never would've met him!

Uh... This is
my fault now?

No! No, Stone says
that I'm in a rut.

A rut?

Dad, takin' care of
your heart is not a rut.

- What about my soul?
- You didn't have a soul att*ck.

Stone says that you can't
just live off of oatmeal.

Stone says that I need more,
more, more danger in my diet.

Danger?!
Okay, this is it.

Dad, I forbid you from hangin' out
with Stone.

Stone said you'd say that.

Sorry, Stone.

My daughter says we
can't hang out anymore.

Oh, all right.

All right, then.

Why don't you just
relax in your recliner?

Have some warm milk.

You know, maybe take
a lil' nappy-nap.

But do you know
where I'll be?

At Golden Gate Park.

Walking a slack line
between the redwoods.

Smelling the birds.
And you know why?

'Cause I'm Stone.

That's right.
I'm fearless.

And the reservations
are non-refundable, so.

Ha! Good riddance.

"Well, I'm Stone."

I'mma go hang with
my friend, Stone.

No, no, no.
Don't you go out that door!

Don't you get
on that motorcycle!

(motorcycle revving)

Don't you ride that motorcycle
without a helmet!

(motorcycle drives off)

One out ofin't bad.

[♪♪.]

Yes, new England, finally!

- Principal Rivera!
- I, I brought this from home.

We know who
took the laptops.

Raven's son.
I should've known.

Baxter, you are
coming with me.

- What? It wasn't me. It was the lunch lady.
- No.

What?!
That's not possible.

No, no, no.
It's true.

She's been sneaking
around all day.

And when you announced
the laptops were stolen,

she ran out
of the cafeteria.

How do you
explain that?

I can assure you,

it's not the lunch lady.

It has to be!
I know it!

Just stay outta this.

I don't understand.

We're the ones
who catch the thief.
I saw it.

Wait, saw it?

I feel like there's something
you're not telling us.

(laughs)

What? What?
What wouldn'tl be telling you?

Oh, look, Ivy looks like
she's got something she wants to say.

G...
principal Rivera is right.

We never should've
gotten involved in this.

Okay? Face it.

We were wrong.

Booker:
Wrong?

You never admit
you're wrong.

Okay, now I feel like there's something
you're not telling us.

- I'm not hiding anything.
- Neither am I.

Both:
Let's just go to class.

Am I the one hiding something?

[♪♪.]

Wow...

- We are really high up here.
- Yes, that's the point.

It gives you a whole
new perspective.

You got this, man. Come on.
You're the notorious V.I.C.

(laughs)
I like that.

-Okay, okay.
I can, I can do this.
-Uh-huh.

Yeah, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo.
You're right!

I'm doin' it!
This is amazing!

Oh, Stone, Stone, Stone!
You should get out here.

Stone?

Stone, you comin'?

Nah, bruh, I'm good.

What do you mean "you good"?

I mean, this is,
this is scary.

This is like,
like, like, like,

waaay scarier than
I thought it would be.

- Stone, where you goin'?
- I'm chickenin' out.

But you have fun!
I'm proud of you, v!

Stone! Stone, wait!

Oh, man!
You my ride, Stone!

[♪♪.]

You really thought
putting a mustache

on that thing would make it
look more like you?

You're right.
This is crazy.

Mine's not even a mustache.

It's an eyebrow.

I gotta get this thing outta here before
Ms. Linda grades it.

- Should we get a cart?
- You don't need a cart. You got me.

You gonna need a cart.

And I don't get it.

I was sure we were gonna
catch the thief today.

Neil:
Hey, guys! I found a cart!

Just gotta take off
all these laptops.

Neil, these are all
the stolen laptops!

The lunch lady must've
stashed 'em here

so she could come
back and get 'em.

It's the thief!
Quick, hide!

- Oh, it's just Ms. Linda.
- Okay.

Just Ms. Linda?

I think you mean smart,
driven, multi-faceted...

Always smells like
strawberries Ms. Linda.

All right, man,
we really need to talk about

what's goin' on here,
but not now.

I've got the laptops.
You got the money?

Good... Meet me behind
the school in 10 minutes.

Strawberries will never
smell the same again.

- Hey, hey, what're you doing?
- Getting proof.

Booker! Ivy! Neil!

- Uh, we didn't hear anything.
- Didn't see anything, either.

What are you guys
talking about?

We saw and heard
everything.

How could you?

I know you're in the middle of
a felony, so, uh,

we'll get out
your hair.

You're not going anywhere.

Dun, dun, duuun!

[♪♪.]

[♪♪.]

What has gotten
into that man?

Can you believe he just walked
out of the door like that?

It's a classic late-life crisis

brought on by his heart att*ck,

and the ceding of control
to his adult daughter.

How do you know that?

My bus driver's goin'
through some stuff.

(phone rings)

- Dad?!
- Victor (on phone): I made a huge mistake!

Stone bailed on me!

And now,
I'm stuck on this stupid

slack line all by myself!

I'm scared, Raven.
I'm scared!

O-o-okay.
I'll be right there. Just hang on!

Hang on?!

Is that supposed to be
some kind of joke?!

- No, but it is kinda funny.
- Raven!

Dad?! Okay, dad,
I'll be right there!
(gasps)

You know, when I was
in charge of pop-pop,

he never got stuck in a tree.

I'm just sayin'.

[♪♪.]

How could someone
who teaches something so beautiful...

Do something so ugly?

I'm not really
an art teacher.

It's a cover to scam
my way into schools.

You's just a thief.

A thief who's about
to make a fortune
selling stolen laptops.

We're gonna
tell everyone.

No one is going to believe you.
You have no proof.

Hmm,
actually, we do.

I just recorded your whole confession
on my phone.

- I thought your phone was stolen.
- It is now.

Hey!

She's getting away!

I can't believe it!
We caught the thief!

Actually...
I caught the thief.

I'm not really
a lunch lady.

I'm detective
Andrea Walker...
Sfpd.

I did not see that coming.

[♪♪.]

Really, dad?
You couldn't have had a late-life crisis

closer to the ground?

I'm sorry, rae...
I, I just wanna feel
like myself again.

I know, dad, I know.
But listen, this isn't you.

This is some ran do that
you met at the chill grill.

All right, and we're
gonna get you down

and we'll talk about
it when we get home.

- Now, now come on over to me.
- Okay, okay.

I can't, I can't.

Really?
You gon' make me come out there?

Yes, please.

Okay, dad.

All right, here we go.
I'mma help...

I'MMA, I'MMA just...

- You can do it!
- Ahh.

- (yelps)
- Ahh!

(grunting)

Clench it up.
There it is.

Okay, dad...
Now, uh, gimme your hand.

- I'm not lettin' go.
- Me neither.

What are we gonna do?

Both (shouting):
Help!

- Help! Help!
- (beeping)

Ted, bring us down slow.

I feel like this is a perfect
time to renegotiate my bedtime.

[♪♪.]

Hey, principal Rivera,

did you know
the lunch lady was a undercover cop?

Of course, I did.

I know everything that
goes on in my school.

Mm... You didn't know
where the laptops were.

- Get to class.
- But school's over.

Then go home!

Hey, Ivy.

Did you have your phone
on you the whole time?

Um... Yes.
It was never really stolen.

- I dropped it.
- You lied to us?

I was gonna tell you guys,
but I made such a big deal

about how
responsible I was.

So, when Booker
assumed it was stolen,

I just went with it.

I'm sorry.

Ivy... We're teenagers.

All right, we do dumb things.

But if you never mess up,
then... You can't learn from your mistakes.

I learned that my heart
can deceive me.

And that I can't grow
a mustache in one day.

And I learned that
next time I mess up...

Which may be in a long time,
if ever...

I'll tell you
guys the truth.

Aww.

Guys, I can't wait
till we're all adults

and don't make dumb
mistakes anymore.

News Anchor: Hugh Slackley here
at Golden Gate Park,

where two adults have made
one very dumb mistake.

Or maybe you always
do dumb things.

Are those cameras?
No, no, no, no, no, no.

You gotta edit this part out.
I don't want my son seeing.

What? Oh, we're live?
Oh, hi.

Very dumb things.

[♪♪.]

(drum roll)