01x25 - Mirror Gem (Part 1)

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Steven Universe". Aired: May 21, 2013 - January 21, 2019.*
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Tells the coming-of-age story of a young boy, Steven Universe and his friends—in the fictional town of Beach City.
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01x25 - Mirror Gem (Part 1)

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We are the Crystal Gems we'll always save the day and if you think we can't we'll always find a way - # that's why the people # - # of this world # - # believe in # - # Garnet # - # Amethyst # - # and Pearl # And Steven! - What? Why not? - Steven, I told you I can't hang out today.

I have tennis practice.

And then mom wants to go out for a family dinner.

But she said I could hang out all day tomorrow and I can come Over all the time now that it's summer vacation.

What's summer vacation? You know, when school gets out for the summer? I've never been to this how do you say? School? How does it work? It's a place where you go to learn.

- It's full of desks, chalkboards - Hmm.

- books, maps.

- I see.

- Yep, it's all coming together.

- So, how do we - begin our "school"? - Uh I I don't know.

This is everything Connie told me.

Why do I never ask follow-up questions?! Who will teach little Stevie now?! Teach you?! Steven, if only I had known that's what you really wanted.

Twooow! Haaaaaaa! We found this gem-powered mirror at the galaxy warp.

It can capture and display any event it's witnessed in all of gem history.

It'll offer you everything you've ever wanted to know about your fellow gems and our culture.

I must be incredibly important to gem culture.

It's just you in there.

It hasn't even been activated.

Show us the galaxy warp.

Show us the galaxy warp.

- Oh, come on! - Whoa! I know you've seen it.

It is in pretty rough shape.

It must finally be broken.

- What a shame.

- Doesn't seem broken to me.

Oh, well.

I guess that's the end of our school.

Whoa.

Wha So you could say - school's out for summer? - Yes.

Good, Steven.

There are many ways to say the same thing.

School's out! Hmm.

The asymmetry of this pile is really starting to bother me.

School's out! Happy summer vacation, Steven.

Happy summer vacation, Beach City! Yeah! - Hey! - Hey! - Er, watch where you're going you little Steven! Sorry! I'm just so excited for summer.

Are you excited for summer? I'm so excited for summer! Uh, I think I'm as excited as I can get about setting up extra seating for the summer rush.

- But lars has big plans.

- You bet I do all those out-of-town summer babes traveling away from home without their boyfriends if you know what I mean.

- Nope.

- Maybe I'll get a few numbers.

- Maybe I'll even call one.

- Ha! Well, yeah, maybe I'll meet a new friend.

That's a great idea a special new friend to have fun on the beach with in the summer.

Maybe if I keep using the mirror to guide me, I'll walk backwards Into my own beach-summer-fun buddy! Next time you see me, I'll be on the arm of a hot woman's.

You can stop talking about it now.

Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo hee-hee - Mayor Dewey.

- Er, watch where you're going, - you little - Huh? - Mayor Dewey.

- Nooooo! - Car wash kid, what are you doing?! - I don't know.

Why were you driving down the boardwalk? I'm the mayor I'm not gonna walk anywhere.

Now, go get run over somewhere else.

I'm late for a speech.

Mayor Dewey.

Mayor Dewey.

What just happened? You work! This is so cool! What's it like being a mirror? You work! - So you can repeat stuff? - Yeah! Hello, Beach City, my friends! It's great to be here to celebrate the coming season.

A warm summer breeze wafts through the air.

We all look forward to the sounds of the summer season the smells of the busy boardwalk the hot, wet ocean wind the time to take that pressure that's built up all year and just let it out.

Wow, you picked that up fast.

You got a lot of mileage out of that joke.

You're pretty funny for a mirror.

You're pretty funny for a mirror.

- I'm not a mirror.

- You're pretty funny for a Steven! You made something new! Say something else! - Steven - Is - a new friend.

- Really? - Yeah! - You're my friend, too.

I got to go tell the gems.

Nooooo! Don't be shy.

They'll love you.

- Nooooo! - Don't worry.

They're a good audience.

Guys! Wait till you see - Yo! Stee-man! - Hello, Steven.

- Howdy.

Bang.

- Want to see something hilarious? You don't understand.

Symmetrical means both sides have to be the same! Oh, god.

M.

C.

Bear bear! Okay, that's great.

- Anyway, I fixed the mirror! - Excellent work, Steven! - You didn't tell me It's like a person.

- Wait.

What? Say hey.

Little buddy Uh excuse us.

Come on.

You want to come out, don't you? You have so much to say and funny noises to share from across the ages.

Are we not beach-summer-fun buddies? Just couldn't help yourself, huh? - Just for you - Steven! It's talking to him? It shouldn't be able to do that.

I-It should only be following orders.

- Garnet, do something.

- Steven.

Nooooo! You should just give us back the mirror.

- It will be safer where we can watch it.

- Yeah, let's bubble it.

Nooooo! Nooooo! - Wha - Steven.

Don't make me have to take it from you.

It doesn't want to go with you.

- Don't you hear it screaming? - Steven, it's just a mirror, a tool.

It can't want anything.

Nooooo! Nooooo! Nooooo! Nooooo! It wants to be with me! I'm sorry! That little boy is in big trouble.

Garnet, wait! I'm sure he didn't understand - what he was doing! - Fan out.

What am I gonna do? What's their problem with you? Are you trying to say something? - Away from home.

- Let - Me - Out! - I don't understand.

- Steven! Come on! I want to help you! What can I do? Ah! Wha Thank you.

You didn't ohh.

You actually talked to me.

You helped me! It's Steven, right? - Mm.

- I'm Lapis Lapis Lazuli.

- Are you really a crystal gem? - Yeah.

- But you set me free.

- But Wha - Steven! - Wha - Wait! - You You three knew I was in there, and you didn't do anything.

Did you even wonder who I used to be?! Steven, run! - What are you doing? - I'm Lapis Lazuli, and you can't keep me trapped here anymore! - Huh? - They're not gonna let us leave.

- Leave? - Steven, come with me.

- Where? - Home.

- B-B-But B-But I, uh - Fine.

Don't trust them, Steven.

Goodbye.

- Steven! Are you okay?! - Yeah.

I'm fine.

- So, that was another gem? - Yes.

Steven, you're grounded.

1x26 - "Ocean Gem" - I'm grounded? - Yes, you're grounded.

- You disobeyed an order.

- Now we're gonna bury you till you've learned Your lesson.

That's not how grounding works! Dad? Uh, you guys better come check this out.

W-W-Wha? - Wait.

- What the - Where did it go? - Whoa! - The ocean! - Huh? Hey, it's those magical ladies! - What's going on here? - The ocean is gone, obviously.

That's right.

Now it's just a desert.

No one wants to take a vacation to Desert City! Aw, we're gonna lose all our summer business! - And all the beach babes.

Aw! - Who's gonna buy my fries? - And my pizza! - Who's gonna have fun at funland? As mayor, I demand you explain this immediately ! It was Lapis Lazuli.


- Lapis Lazuli? - She's the gem you released from the mirror.

- That's incredible.

- How did you do that? But she's a gem, just like us.

There's a lot you don't know about gems, Steven.

How could I have known the gem contained in that mirror - would Be so powerful? - Where are you going, Steven? I'm leaving to fix what I did to our home.

I was the one who set Lapis free from the mirror.

Now it's my fault the ocean's gone.

I'm gonna bring the ocean back or get really thirsty trying.

Wait up, kiddo.

I'm coming with you.

I want to help, too.

Also, I feel weird being in your house if you're not here.

Clearly, we're coming, too.

You're ungrounded, by the way.

Whoo-hoo! Road trip! How about some tunes? This was one of Rose's favorites.

What do you think, Garnet? I can't believe Lapis would do this.

- Gems shouldn't fight each other.

- We're always fighting gems, actually.

- What?! - Oh, how do I put this? All gems aren't necessarily good.

All those monsters we fight used to be just like us! - Right, Pearl? - Yes.

But they've become corrupted and broken.

We have to take care of them, subdue them, contain them.

It's the best we can do for them for now.

If we don't, then That's some magical destiny stuff, right there.

Guys, I just had the best idea for an album cover.

This is it.

Lapis Lazuli is here.

I don't understand.

What does she want - with the ocean? - Whoa.

Look at all this.

It's it's just like a giant aquarium.

You shouldn't be here! - She sensed us.

- Lapis Lazuli, it's me, Steven! - Go away before I make you.

- But we're - beach-summer-fun buddies! - N-o-o-o-o-o! You're one of them one of the crystal gems.

- Easy.

- What do you mean? We're all gems, right? Just let us help you.

You don't understand.

Just leave me alone.

We're not leaving, Lapis not until you give us back our ocean! I said, "leave me alone!" Greg, kids, you stay behind us.

- We'll handle this.

- Sounds good to me.

- Ruh-oh.

- Stand together.

Don't let them separate us.

Garnet! Aw, come on! Well, as long as we're playing fair I hate fighting me.

- Come on, lion! - You can take me! - Oh, no, not the van! - Revenge! Revenge! Kids! - Connie? - Is this a normal magical mission for you? 'Cause I'm not so sure how comfortable I am with you going on these anymo-o-o-re! Dad! Dad! Dad! Are you okay? Oh, I think my leg's broken.

See? This is why we wear seatbelts, kids.

Lapis, I don't want to fight anymore.

I said, "I don't want to fight"! Hmm? Mm.

- Steven? - Lapis, I'm coming up to see you.

So please don't drown me.

Wait, Steven! - Lapis? - What are you doing here, Steven? What? I no! What are you doing here? This thing, the ocean, this is crazy.

Can't we work this out? We gems should be friends.

- Whoa! - Don't you know anything, Steven? Your friends, they don't really care about other gems.

All they care about is the Earth.

But I never believed in this place.

What? - I just wanna go home.

- I know how important home can be.

But that's why I'm here.

You took the ocean away, and the ocean is an important - part of my home.

- I'm only using the ocean because my gem is cracked.

If I just stretch it far enough This is never going to work.

I can fix your gem! I have healing powers! Wait, you have healing powers? - I know, right? - Oh, what should I Oh, uh, sorry.

This might be a little weird.

What? - Thank you, Steven.

- No prob, bob.

- It's Lapis.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

Bye.

- Oh! The whole tower's coming down.

What about Steven? - Whoa! - Grab my hand! Gotcha.

Steven! Huh? Yes! Babe city, here we come! Whoa! That's how you do it.

Well, what's that thing you always say about the - pork chops and the hot dogs? - Look! Mm.

- So, Lapis made it off planet.

- What does this mean for us? We wait and see.

See you, Lapis.

Wherever you are.
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