01x39 - Future Vision

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All: # We are the Crystal Gems # we'll always save the day Steven: # and if you think we can't # All: # we'll always find a way # - # that's why the people # - # of this world # - Garnet: # believe in # - # Garnet # - # Amethyst # - # and Pearl # And Steven! Steven: Okay, everyone.

I think we all know what's going on here.

I'm sure you knew this day was coming sooner or later.

I understand your concern, but that language was inappropriate.

I'm a Crystal Gem.

I'm a big boy now.

And I got to stop saying stuff like, "I'm a big boy now.

" Look, I'm sure this is tough, but let's all be positive about this.

Man, I guess I can't be in the Ninja Squad anymore.

Get out of my life, Ninja Squad! Yeah! New Ninja Squad! Mm.

That's everything for now.

Hmm? Oh.

Master of ceremonies bear bear.

I guess I should get rid of you, too? Nah.

You never know when I'll need a cool deejay for a fun party, right? Who-o-o-o-ah! - Uh.

Garnet! - Good morning to you, Steven.

Steven: Boy, I sure am lucky you showed up when you did.

- Luck's got nothing to do with it.

- Steven: Wait.

- What do you mean by that? - Garnet: Don't worry about it.

Steven: No, seriously.

How do you always know - where to be? - Garnet: Mmm.

I don't think you can handle that information.

Steven: Are you gonna tell me something cool about yourself? - Garnet: Nope.

- Steven: Aw, come on.

- I'm a large man now.

- Garnet: Well I guess you could say that I have a sort of future vision.

[Zing!.]

I'm able to see possible outcomes to most situations, which comes in handy since you seem to attract a lot of danger.

- Well, danger is my middle name.

- Garnet: That's a lie.

- Your middle name is cutie pie.

- Steven: Haaa! [mid-tempo music plays.]

Oon-dohng hah jah! Cha! Hana dool, dool dool.

Seht dool, neht dool.

Duh-suht dool.

Yuh-suht dool.

Il-gohb dool, yuh-duhlp.

Geh sohk hah jah! Hana dool, dool dool.

Seht dool, neht dool.

Duh-suht dool.

Yuh-suht dool.

Il-gohb dool.

Yuh-duhlp [Zap!.]

Garnet: Okay, we're done.

Steven: But the day still has so much potential.

Garnet, what are my breakfast possibilities? Garnet: Well, you're already outside, so you'll probably - go to the Big Donut.

- Steven: Wow.

That's amazing.

Um, do you see any possible futures where you, um, come with me and have a great time? Garnet: Hmm.

[Musical whirring.]

[Whirring resumes.]

[Whirring resumes.]

- Yes.

- Steven: [gasps.]

Really?! Then let's go! - So, can Pearl and Amethyst see the future, too? - Garnet: No one can see the future.

I can see options and trajectories.

Time is like a river that splits into creeks or pools into lakes or careens down waterfalls.

I have the map, and I steer the ship.

Steven: I see.

[Doorbell rings.]

So, what would happen if I said - hi to Sadie? - Garnet: The most probable outcome is that Sadie will say hi back.

- Steven: Hmm.

Hi, Sadie! - Oh, hi, Steven.

[laughs.]

Oh, that was an easy one.

What would happen if I said hi to my BFF, Lars? Our friendship is deep, but complicated.

So the outcome of this - experiment is way unpredictable.

- Garnet: I see a single potential future where Lars gives you a high five.

[gasps.]

Garnet: And two more potential futures where you suffer third-degree burns - all over your body.

- A high five from Lars! - Hi, Lars! - Ughh! - Steven: Ohh! - Criminy! Are you okay?! - That coffee was really hot! - I drink coffee for breakfast.

Steven: [nervous chuckling.]

Funny.

You know exactly what I want.

Any possible futures here where I'm hurt by this? Garnet: Hmm.

Mm.

Tons.

Steven: Uh like what? Garnet: Well, for starters [gasps.]

Garnet: you could just be going on about your business, eating your fry bits, and then suddenly you choke to death! [Plink!.]

[Whistle!.]

Or you get so distracted that you fall down a manhole! [Splash!.]

[Plink.]

You could get food poisoning, or be bullied by wasps.

[Wasps laughing.]

[plink!.]

And that's just a few instances off the top of my head.

Steven: W-What if I stand perfectly still? Garnet: You'll probably get a really bad sunburn.

Yeah.

Steven: Uh, Garnet, wait up! [Breathing heavily.]

[Music.]

[Zing!.]

[Shark growls.]

[Water gurgling.]

[plink.]

[Zing!.]

[Bonk!.]

[Plink!.]

[Zing!.]

[Flying saucer whirring.]

Cookie cat! You're real?! [Zap!.]

Oh, noo! I ever considered that you would be evil! [Plink!.]

[Panting.]

- Garnet: Steven.

- Steven: Aah! Garnet: Nice helmet.

[scoffs.]

[Chuckling.]

Yeah.

[Haltingly.]

You You never know when you're gonna ride a bike.

Garnet: And you're making a sandwich.

Steven: Yeah.

Just got to pick up the Kn*fe and s-spread the mayonnaise.

[Clears throat.]

Pick up the [whimpers.]

the Kn*fe! [Whimpering.]

Pick up [heart b*ating.]

kni-i-fe! Aah! [Panting.]

Garnet: Steven.

Steven: Wait! Wait! I've got it.

[Plop!.]

- That will k*ll you faster.

- Steven: Not funny! - Garnet: Oh.

- Amethyst: Nice noggin, Steven.

[Laughs.]

[Panting.]

Huh! - Pearl: We're ready, Garnet.

- Steven: Wait.

You're going on a mission? Hold on! Don't leave me! At least tell me what's gonna happen with my lunch! - Do I choke on a pickle? - Garnet: Mm, you don't choke - on a pickle.

- Steven: That means something - else happens with the pickle! - Pearl: Garnet! - Shouldn't we be going? - Steven, I can't be with you all the time.

Just trust me when I say that you are in control.

Do not go on the roof! No matter what.

[Thunder crashing.]

Steven: [whimpers.]

What could possibly happen to me on the roof? [Thunder crashes.]

Aah! [Wind whistling.]

Ugh.

[Breathing heavily.]

Okay.

Calm down.

Maybe I should just get a snack.

[Gasps.]

But what if [Zap!.]

Ooh! [Plink!.]

Ugh! How come you guys are back?! - We're made of magic.

- Yeah! Magic! [Plink!.]

[Both laughing.]

Steven: Aaaah! [Thunder crashes.]

Aah! Ugh! Master of ceremonies bear bear.

[Thinking.]

I'm a big boy now! Big boy now! Boy now! What's happening to me? I'm supposed to be a Crystal Gem.

I'm supposed to be a Crystal Gem! [Thunder crashes.]

Aaaaaah! Ugh! [Thunder crashing.]

[Music.]

[breathing heavily.]

Okay.

I'm here.

What are you gonna do to me, future? Garnet: Steven! Get off the roof! Steven: No! If something is going to happen - to me, just let it happen.

- Garnet: Steven! - You don't understand.

- Steven: No, you don't understand.

Everything I do shoves me violently towards the end! The more I know, the more I know that I don't know! I can't live like this! Why did you tell me about future vision?! What's going to happen to me on the roof?! - Garnet: This.

- Steven: W-What? Garnet: I knew you might do this if I told you about my power.

I saw this, and I told you, anyway.

- Steven: But why? - Garnet: I took a risk at your expense.

There was a chance you'd understand this, and we'd be closer.

Steven, I see so many things that can hurt you.

I should never have let one of them be me.

There are millions of possibilities for the future, but it's up to you to choose which becomes reality.

Please understand.

- You choose your own future.

- Steven: I do understand.

I [Thunder crashes.]

What am I doing? I guess I can't really see a future for myself up here.

[sighs.]

Mm.

[Breathing heavily.]

I'll watch out for myself from now on.

[Thunder rumbling.]

[zap!.]

- What was that? - Garnet: Oh, nothing important.