01x05 - You're Gonna Get It

[bunniefuu]

"Raven's Home" was filmed

in front of a live
studio audience.

Winged liner, bold lip,
and a pop of color on the lid.

We are slaying
this online makeup tutorial.

Yo, I look like my older sister.

You don't have an older sister.

But if I did, this is
what she'd look like.

Nia?

It's my mom.

Hey, y'all.

- Hey, Mom.
- What up, Ms. B?

What y'all doing?

- Nothing.
- Oh, really?

Hmm. Turn around.

Oh, you're funny. Okay, let
me see what's happening.

All right, well, you know,
I'm just gonna...

Just do a little... Oh, gotcha!

Uh, what have I told you
about playing in my makeup?

That it's too expensive.

And looking good ain't cheap,
and looking cheap ain't good.

I don't know who you're
imitating, but she's right.

Then let me buy my own.

A lot of girls
at school wear makeup.

- Well, I'm not their mama.
- But you're not my mom.

Yeah, so why are you always
in my refrigerator?

Nia, I told you a thousand times,
you're too young for makeup.

Listen, I totally
hear you, Ms. B.

But for real,
we look slammin', right?

Nia, you need to wipe your face.

Tess, I'm gonna get you
a rag and a bucket.

♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

- ♪ But then life had other plans
♪- Tell 'em, Rae.

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But you gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way
now ♪

♪ Learning how to fly ♪

- ♪ And we're gonna be okay ♪
- ♪ You know I got you, right ♪

♪ We might be wild, but you
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids
caught up in a crazy world ♪

- ♪ Come on! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

- ♪ Yep! We get loud! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

- ♪ It's our crowd! ♪
- ♪ Might be tough ♪

♪ But together
we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ When it's tough ♪

- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather,
you know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
you know it's our time ♪


Yep! That's us.

♪♪

Levi, step it up
in the bathroom!

You're pounds.

Ain't a lot of landscape
to manscape in there.

Ow!

What are you still doing in bed?

I don't wanna go to school.

I'm gonna tell you what my mama told
me when I was in the fourth grade.

Booker, get out of bed
and go to school!

Talk to me. What's going on?

We're playing dodgeball in PE.

Lucky! I love dodgeball.

Well, I hate it.

I'm always the first one out.

Well, there's your problem
right there.

You're supposed to be
the last one out.

Fixed it. Let's go.

It's not that easy.

I'm the new kid.

No one even wants me
on their team.

Well, if you were
in my gym class,

I'd pick you first.

Well, not first.

First, I'd pick Anthony Camuso.

Oh, then Jenny Rogers.

Then Jill Chu.

Then Wheels. Then Kenneth Miley.

Then you.

Hey, Chels, I just want to let you
know, I have to work late tonight.

- Again?
- Yeah.

Listen, making dog clothes

is just as difficult
as making people clothes,

except there's less money
and more leg holes.

Rae, you are so talented.
I really think one day,

- you're gonna have your own design studio.
- Yeah.

I'm even getting choked up
just thinking about it.

Also, I think I swallowed
a little bit of toothpaste.

Morning, Aunt Chels.

Morning, Nia.

- Hi, Mom. You look beautiful today.
- Hi.

Is that makeup you're wearing?

- Forget it.
- But, Mom...

Listen, you are too young
to wear makeup.

I think I'm old enough
to make my own decisions.

This conversation is over.

If I catch you wearing makeup,

you gonna get it.

Now, please, I have to put a size
beagle into a size six wedding dress.

Do not be the most
challenging part of my day.

I can't believe you took
makeup from your mom.

All this time, I thought
I was the bad influence.

Turns out, it's you.

I'm only in trouble
if she catches me.

Besides, if I'm too young
for eyeliner,

why am I so good at it?

That's exactly
how I feel about driving.

I'm not a little kid anymore.

When is my mom
gonna realize that?

Nia, don't freak out.

Shannon Reynolds is coming over.

Yeah, right.

Shannon Reynolds is
the coolest eighth grader.

She doesn't even know we exist.

Hey,
would you sign my petition?

It's so the eighth graders can attend
next month's climate change rally.

We can't.

We're only in sixth.

You're kidding?

Wow. I thought
you guys were older.

Nia, it's the makeup.

You're eye-lining
on an eighth grade level.

I love your eye shadow.
What shade is it?

It's actually
a couple different ones.

I blended them.

You have to show me
how you did that.

I'll go grab my makeup.
Meet me in the bathroom.

- Shannon Reynolds just asked you

- to do her makeup.
- I know.

She's like the Beyonc
of our school!

I know! I heard her vision
board was just a mirror.

'Cause she's already there.

Nia, do not mess this up.

This is our big chance
to seem better than we are.

For some reason,
that's important to me.

- Hey, Rae.
- Oh, hey, Chels.

What are you doing here?

Well, since you've been
working so hard,

- I thought I'd make you lunch.
- Oh?

But then I b*rned it, so...

So, I thought
I'd take us out to lunch.

But then,
I forgot my wallet.

So you want me
to take us to lunch?

Thanks, Rae.

So, you're Chelsea?

Nice to finally meet you.

I wish you had brought Booker and
Nia so I could meet them too.

No, no, no, she can't...
She can't do that.

Uh, can I talk to... Can I talk
to my friend for a second?

Paisley thinks that Booker
and Nia are my puppies.

What?
Why would she think that?

Okay, so when I was interviewing for
this job, I had to compete against

some -something-year-olds straight
out of design school, right?

So I needed the upper edge.

Now, I knew Paisley liked dogs,

so, you know,
I brought up Booker and Nia.

I didn't say they were dogs.
I just let her assume.

Okay, well, now
you can tell her the truth.

No, no.

No, I'm not gonna do that.

See, because if I do, and she
finds out I've been lying,

I could get fired.

- Okay, you can count on me.
- Thank you.

Just a second.

I can't believe Raven's
worked here for three years,

and I've never met her puppies.

Oh, my gosh!
I just had the best idea.

You could go out of your
way to bring them by.

No, no. No, she can't.

No, she's busy.

And that was, uh...
That was the school.

That was the obedience school...

that the babies are in,

and they're sick.

Paisley.

They ate some bad cat.

Raven, you shouldn't be here.

You should go home
and take care of your babies.

I should. I should,
but who's gonna...

Who's gonna finish the gowns?

Raven, I'm here.

I really don't mind...

making Jessica do it.

Hey, Booker.

I don't wanna go to gym class.

Levi, get out of there.

What's up with you?

I can't go to PE.

I've been at this
school for a month,

and all the other kids
just ignore me.

Okay, listen,
here's what you do.

You go into dodgeball

and take out the biggest
kid in the class.

Then everyone
will know your name.

You really believe that?

Of course. I believe
everything I say.

Now, get in there.

It's gonna be great.

No!

They're gonna destroy Levi.

It's all my fault.

Why am I so inspirational?

♪♪

Nia, girl, my eye makeup
looks awesome.

It's so cool that your
mom lets you do this.

Well, she doesn't
exactly let me,

but I'm in sixth grade now.

So, I said, "Mom, you can't
tell me what to do."

You said that?

Oh, yeah. Real loud.

In my head.

Hey, you and your friend wanna
hang out with us after school?

Yes!

I mean, I'll think about it.

I thought about it. Yes!

Uh, hey, Book.
Where are you going?

We don't have PE right now.

I'm going to save Levi's butt.

Wait.

Are you wearing makeup?

Ooh, you gonna get it!

Booker, what are you doing here?

I had a vision, so...
can I get... a Dutch boy.

So I skipped lunch and rushed
right over get to help you. Dod

You have a little sauce
on your face.

Okay, I had a slice of pizza.
Then, I rushed over.

This is fourth-grade gym.

As soon
as Coach Aronson sees you,

he's gonna kick you out.

Coach A-ronson is sick.

So I'll be your sub today.

My name is Coach Spitz.

With a Z.

I know what you're thinking.

"Coach Spitz is just a sub.

"We don't have to respect him.

We can pull
all the nonsense we want."

Well, that's where you're wrong.

Nonsense will not be tolerated.

A sub, this is perfect.

He won't know I'm not
supposed to be in your class.

What was that whispering?
Some nonsense?

You're big for a fourth grader.

You're big for a sub.

I like your style.

What's your name, son?

- Booker.
- Booger?

Why the heck would your folks
give you a crazy name like that?

- It's Booker.
- Don't sass me, Booger.

I'm not the one who named
you after a nose nugget.

Now, get up here.
I'm making you team captain.

Great. You can pick me first.

Then, we'll be on the same team.

Oh, I see! Little Booger
whispers and gets made captain,

and you think it's gonna
work for you.

Well, it did. You're captain.

What's your name, son?

- Levi.
- Levy, get up here.

We may be on opposite teams,

but I can still protect you.

Just stay out of the way.

I'll make sure
you don't get hit.

You're out.

Heck of a throw, Booger.
You got real talent.

Thanks, Coach.

You're out.

You're dominating, son.
You could win this whole thing.

I could win this whole thing.

Um, you're still protecting me,
right, Booker?

Absolutely, buddy.

You're out!

Hey!

I'm the one who says who's out.

But he's right. You're out.

Woo-wee! I should have used

that sick dog excuse
with Paisley a long time ago.

Look at us. We had a nice little
lunch, a little mani-pedi.

We filed a formal complaint against
those guys watching us get mani-pedis.

Hey!

Oh, snap! It's Paisley.

Um, act like a sick dog.

Raven, it's me.

I just had a genius idea.

Since Booker and Nia are sick,

I'm gonna bring them the puppy
equivalent of chicken noodle soup.

Wh-Wh-What's that?

Chicken noodle soup.

I'll be there in .
Clean your house.

Chels, this is bad.

If Paisley finds out I don't
have dogs, I could get fired.

I really think it's time
you tell her the truth.

Oh, man!
We're gonna borrow two dogs

and pass them off as
Booker and Nia, aren't we?

You know it.

You're out.

Booger, you keep
playing like that,

you could go pro.

When you do, you're
gonna need a manager.

I'm just saying.

Game over, chumps!

No!

They aren't gonna destroy Levi.

I am.

Finish him.

Finish him.

No.

No, I won't do it.

Levi is my brother.

I admit. I was blinded by my
own awesomeness for a minute,

but... I came here
to protect him,

and that's what I'm gonna do.

I won!

What the heck?

I took out the biggest kid.

I really thought you could
have been something, Booger.

I can't believe
Shannon asked us to sit

at the eighth grade table
for lunch!

Did you even know
there was a secret menu?

I didn't.

Who knew you could get
the meatloaf with real meat?

- It's usually all loaf.
- Right.

What's up, ladies?

- Hey.
- 'Sup?

- So, what's the plan after school?
- There isn't one.

The coffee shop where we
usually hang out is closed,

so we don't really have
anywhere to go.

Maybe some other time.

Nia, do something.

I got a taste for the good life.
I can't go back!

Okay.

Uh, wait.

Um...

We could hang out on the
roof deck of our building.

Seriously?

Nia, you are, like,
the coolest sixth grader ever.

Yo, you didn't even
ask your mom.

If she catches you in makeup,
you're gonna get it.

I'm proud of you for not
thinking this one through. Yeah.

Tess, we're old enough
to make our own decisions.

Besides, it's just Shannon,
her squad, and us.

It's no big deal.

Thanks for letting me
invite a few extra people.

♪♪ Pop music playing...

No problem.

Tess, we're sixth graders

throwing the biggest
eighth-grade party of the year.

This is awesome.

And none of this would have
happened if we hadn't worn makeup.

Squad pic!

♪♪

You're telling me
these are the twins?

Yes, yes. This is Nia,

and this is Booker, my babies.

I thought you said that was
Nia, and that was Booker.

Paisley, I see love,

not breed.

What a gorgeous boy.

Hi, Booker.

Does he shake?

No, no, he's not into tricks.

Some days.
Some days, he shakes.

Just, just watch them.

Okay, we have to get
Paisley out of here.

Mr. Farley in B says
he wants his dog back by : .

Okay, well, we only have
minutes with the chihuahua.

I found her tied to a parking meter,
and I didn't have any change.

Paisley, you know what? Thank
you so much for the soup,

but I think you should go. I know
you got a lot of stuff going on.

Actually, I don't.

I work my employees really hard,

so I have plenty of free time.

You get it.

Yeah, I get it.

Booker! Booker, stop!

I think it's your ringtone.

Hello?

Hey, Mr. Farley.

Oh. Oh, your dog freaks out
when the phone rings?

You should have told me that
in a text, bruh.

I can't believe I got so caught
up in that dodgeball game

that I almost took you out.

But then I took you out.

Okay, okay. We all
know what happened.

Thanks for helping me, Booker.

Everyone was talking to me.

And I got so many high fives,

I had to start going lefty.

You're right.

I guess I am a hero.

Well, I didn't say that.

You didn't have to.

Oh! Wait! Wait!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Wait! Wait!
Booker, get back here!

Booker, stop!

Booker, drop it!

Booker, sit!

What are you doing?

I don't know.
She's using her command voice.

Oh!

Mom, what's going on?

Hey, hey, if you stop asking questions
and hide under the coffee table,

I'll give you cookies.

How many?

That's a question.
Don't blow this.

Raven, I'm so glad
I finally got to meet the twins.

But I have a confession.

That's not
the only reason I'm here.

Oh, no. You don't wanna
be friends too, do you?

No. I was
checking out your house.

There's clearly
a lot of love here,

which is why I'm gonna let you puppy-sit
for me while I'm out of town.

Say what?

Don't worry.
It's only for the summer...

and part of the fall.

Bye.

Well, that's karma.

What? I've been calling her
Paisley, like, this whole time.

♪♪ Music playing...

Nia, that DJ is fire!

This is the best party
we've ever accidentally thrown.

Yeah, but my mom
will be home soon.

If she catches me in this
makeup, she'll k*ll me.

I'm just gonna ask Shannon how
much longer she wants to hang out.

All right, but make sure
it's at least minutes.

I just requested five songs.

Hey, Shannon.

You gonna get it.

You gonna get it.

Hey, party people,
I know you with it!

Here's a new song called
"You Gonna Get It."

Tess, we have to get
everybody out of here.

Girl, you gonna get it.

Time to get you back
to Mr. Farley.

- Music thumping...
- Hey!

Who's having a party in the middle
of the afternoon, on a Tuesday...

and not invite me?

Uh-oh!

No!

Ow!

I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm okay. I'm okay.

What are y'all doing on my roof?

It's cool. Nia invited us.

My Nia? Oh, she did?

Well, I'm her mama, and I'm
uninviting you! Get out!

Come here.

Get... out.

Are you wearing makeup?

Ooh, girl, you about to get it.

Uh-oh!

Yo, when you guys get a dog?

You had quite a day.

I don't know what got into me.

Things just got
so out of control.

I shouldn't have
taken that makeup,

and I shouldn't have
worn it to school.

You right. You shouldn't have.

Nia,

like, what were you thinking?

I wasn't.

I liked the way it looked,

and suddenly, eighth graders
started talking to me.

I guess I just liked
feeling grown-up.

So, you know
it's the way you act

and the decisions you make
that make you mature,

not the makeup you wear.

Yeah.

And you're beautiful. You don't
need all that stuff on your face.

Well, you're beautiful,
and you wear makeup.

Yeah, but I'm old,
I got kids, and I'm tired.

But I get it.

It's really difficult out there.

There's a lot of pressure to
make us a look a certain way.

It's coming from all angles.

I get it. You get it.
I get it.

But it's my job
to keep reminding you

that you're beautiful
just the way you are.

And I'm gonna keep
reminding you.

Oh, thank you. I love you.

I love you, Mom.

All right, come on.

You know you're grounded, right?

Yeah, I know.

For what, three weeks?

I was gonna say two, but I think you're
old enough to make your own decisions.

Whoo! I am glad
this crazy day is over, girl.

Yeah, I just... I feel like
we're forgetting something.

No, no, grounded Nia.
Saved my job.

Taco Tuesday.

What else is there?

I don't know. I just feel like there
were a lot of extra tacos tonight.

Oh, well.
I guess it's not important.

How long do we have to stay under
here before we get our cookies?

You heard my mom.
No questions.

Man, these cookies
are gonna be sweet!

♪♪

♪♪