04x12 - Fresh Off the Note

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04x12 - Fresh Off the Note

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♪ ♪

Well hello, sleepyhead.

You might wanna tell the rest
of your body that you're awake.

Actually, this body's
been up for two hours

making sure Booker's
body got out of Booker's bed.

Since when is it
your responsibility

to wake up Booker?

Well, when he
asked me, I said no,

but it came out yes.

It kind of always
happens like that with him.

Levi, you need
to learn to say no.

It's empowering. It's
good for you, alright?

- Good morning, mom.
- No. See?

I didn't... I didn't even...

I know what you thought you
were gonna say, but no. No.

Mm-mmm.

Fun times.

Book, hurry up. I don't
wanna be late to school again.

Again? You guys
are in high school.

You need to be more responsible.

Responsible. Got it.

I'm being serious.

Serious, got it.

Are you listening to
me or just repeating it?

- Listening, repeating, got it.
- Love you, bye.

Love you! Bye!
Oh, now I'm doin' it.

Hey, Rae! Oh, can you
believe tomorrow night

we're gonna be
going to the big event?

I'm dying to see
what you made for me.

My very own ravenous piece.

Girl, you know I got
you. It is amazing.

Yeah? Oh!

What is she talking about?
What did I promise her?

What big event? Levi, help me.

But you just said that

everyone needs to
be more responsible.

Yeah. I'm being more responsible

by asking you to help me.

Is this a test?

No. I really need your help.

Oh.

Then, no.

Whoa. You're right.

That does feel good.
I'm done saying yes.

- Hey, Levi.
- Yes?

Gotcha! Work on it.

♪ Hey... Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ But then life
had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way
Learning how to fly

♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay
Ya know I got you, right?

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids caught
up in a crazy world ♪

♪ C'mon! ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
Yo!

♪ We get loud! ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but
together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ When it's tough ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

Yep! That's us.

♪♪

Was that the best
weekend ever or what?

All we did was sit around

and do nothing. Not that
I'm complaining though.

I love doing nothing.
Especially with you guys.

Of course. We know it's
not easy being the new girl.

Not everybody can hang.

- Has anyone seen my backpack?
- Oh, Ramon, right here.

- I got you, PB and bae.
- Oh, sweet.

- Check out my new shirt.
- "Tess and Tess

and Tess and Tess and me!" Aw!

Tess likes it.

Somebody's got a new look.

- Fresh cut!
- Fresh cut!

Yeah, I make
looking good a priority.

- Yeah, you work in a barbershop.
- Yeah,

but Olivia noticed that instead
of my usual number two guard,

- I rock the number one!
- Rock the number one!

Thank you, Olivia. I feel seen.

Oh, I see you.

And I see my French teacher.
I need to ask her something.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

- Somebody's choosing you, bro.
- Olivia totally likes you, dude.

I don't know what you
guys are talking about.

It's friend vibes
from both sides.

Hey. Book, you know we already

kinda have the whole couple
thing on lock. Two couples

would really throw off our
whole friend group balance.

So please, don't
mess this up for us.

Come on, Nia.

When's the last time I
messed something up?

You want my list?

And that's just
from this morning.

♪ ♪

The big event. The big event.

If it's so big, how come
I can't remember it?

- Hey, Rae!
- Hey, girl. Hey, Chels!

Hey, Levi! How was school?

Great. The advice you gave
me this morning was amazing.

It was my own
personal day of no.

No, Linda. You can't see
my homework because you

"forgot to do yours."

No, I don't want sticky
Steve to be my lab partner,

and, no, I don't
feel bad about it.

Wow, Levi!

That's quite a day you
had, honey. Tell me more.

No.

Wow, Levi. Wow.

- I know, right?
- Oh!

Rae, listen, I know you told
me to stay away while you finish

the final touches
on your creation,

but I'd love to see it.

Oh yeah. You gotta wait.
And when I mean wait,

I-I mean wait.

Is that it right there?
Come on, lemme see it.

Huh?

No, no, no. Girl, now you
know I like a big reveal.

Just a peak.

Yes. Yes, you do.

Well, I'm off to get my
nails done at the shop.

Oh! What color
should I get to match it?

What color should you...

You should, you know, you
should kinda look for the...

The, uh, red,
reddish orangeishes...

A little bit of pink... Ish.

Ooh. Okay, yeah.

Sounds kinda flamingo-inspired.

Well, in that case,
fly away, Chels.

- Fly away.
- Oh. Do flamingos fly?

Flamingos,
flamencos, they dance,

they fly, who knows? Just fly.

Auntie Rae, this is incredible!

It's like my own
superpower! I'm invincible!

No... nope... nah!

Well, that's great, super Levi,
but I really need your help.

I can't remember what
I promised your mom.

Why don't you just ask her?

Levi, your mom helps
me with so much,

and she asks me for one
thing, and I forgot to do it?

I don't wanna see
her disappointed face.

It's worse than those, uh,

those sad Michael
Jordan crying memes.

You don't want your mama
to look like that, do you?

- No.
- So you gonna help me?

No. Swish.

I could do this all day.

♪ ♪

Hey! Welcome.

Oh look, Nia, it's
Olivia, our friend.

Bro, I saw this scarf, and it
was so me that it was you.

You know what? You
are so right. This is so...

- Us.
- Us.

Hey, Booker.

Matching winter wear?

What? A friend can't buy
another friend a cool new scarf?

No.

You're gonna be the
best boyfriend ever.

On second thought, I'd
better check in with Olivia

and make sure we're
in the same friend zone.

Hey, uh, you guys,
who wants chips?

- When do I not want chips?
- Yes! With salsa.

And jalapeños, maybe
some sour cream if you got it...

And that's a lot to carry.
Olivia, you wanna help me?

Oui, monsieur.

That's "yeah dude" in French.

Not sure how to
say Booker, though.

It's probably just Booker.

Ordinary Booker. Good
old friendly Booker.

- Ooh...
- Ooh...

So, um, Olivia...

I think you know
what this is about.

Uh, salsa?

Okay, you don't know
what this is about.

Guess I should
just get right to it.

Chip?

Uh, thanks?

Okay, okay. I'm
just gonna say it.

Olivia, it's not you.

- It's me.
- What's you not me?

You.

Right. Um, you know,
your group has been

so cool with me since
we started hanging out.

Yes, yes, and I'm
just one member,

one member of our friend
group who's been cool with you.

So-so, you and me,
we're good, right?

Of course.

Oh. Look, a penny.

See a penny, pick it up, all
day long, you'll have good luck!

Well, my mom will.

She collects all the
lost change in the house.

She can have it. I've
got enough good luck

just getting to be around you.

Oh, man!

She is so into me.

I get it though.

But, Nia is going to k*ll me.

I do get it though.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Oh good. Levi, you're here.

Alright, I need advice
from Levi the... love doctor.

The love doctor?

N... No problem.

No problem.

Great!

Okay.

What's the problem?

Well, there's this girl who
sees me as boyfriend material,

but I only see her as a friend.

What'd she say when
you told her that?

You didn't tell
her that, did you?

I mean, I tried,

but then my brain stopped
working, which didn't stop words

from coming out of my mouth
that made everything worse.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Keep going.

I mean, she's cool
and all. She's got swag,

she's got style, she's
got a k*ller smile.

You hear yourself, right?

Yeah. That catchy
jingle I just wrote?

No. It sounds like
you're kind of alike,

and that's attractive to her.

What am I supposed to do?

Since your mouth
isn't working right,

how about you write her a note?

A note. Levi,
that's a great idea.

If I write her a note, I
can sneak it in her locker

and avoid all forms of
verbal communication!

But what am I supposed to write?

Here. Just add her
name and sign it.

Levi, you wrote a whole
note while we were talking?

I write fast, you talk slow.

Thank you, Levi!

What's wrong with me?

Why couldn't I say no?

No. No! No.

Hey, Levi, can you come
help me look for my shoes?

Yeah, sure!

♪ ♪

Auntie Rae?

Huh? What? I wasn't
taking your mom's clothes

to see what size she
was 'cause I forgot

what I was gonna
make her... What? Levi?

Why are you sleeping out here?

My no powers don't
work on Booker.

He's my kryptonite,
so if I sleep out here,

I won't be tempted to agree
to wake him up in the morning.

So you can say no to the queen,

but not her teen?

You're right.

That doesn't make any sense.

I have the power.

Thank you, your majesty.

- You're welcome.
- Any time.

Toodleoo.

- Rae? Is that you?
- Kinda. Maybe. Sorta.

Where are you going?
It's the middle of the night.

Yeah, right? Um...
I-I'm sleep-washing.

Yeah, it's kinda
like sleepwalking,

but, uh, with laundry.

What? That's a thing?

W-Why are you only
washing my clothes?

Because I only sleep-wash

my bestie's things.

Oh, oh! Rae.

That is so sweet. Listen, let
me wake you up and help you.

No, no, no! I'm good.
I'm good. Go back to bed.

You know what I mean? Gotta
be rested for that, that special

big huge event.

No, no, no. It's
just the big event.

Yeah, th-that's what I
meant to say. The big event.

This sleep-washing,
man, it's really got me

sleep-thinking
crazy. Nighty-night...

♪ ♪

So, uh, what if after school,

we shake things up and
do nothing at your place?

Well, I got couches, so sure!

Look at us. We do nothing
and look good doin' it.

Madame Lefevre!

I really have to catch
her. Wait for moi!

That is one fast French teacher,

or should I say, très vite.

Okay!

Yeah, everything
is funnier in French.

What the hey?

Somebody stuck
this in my locker.

Ooh, it's probably a
love note form Ramon.

Yeah. My guy is
full of surprises.

He thinks I'm awesome, but
he just wants to be friends?

This isn't an ooh note. It's...

A breakup note.

Oh...

No way. You guys are
Tess and Ramon. What?

Now, I'm just... Tess.

Oh. I'm so sorry.

Hey, Tess. Hey, Nia.

How could you, Ramon?

How could I what?

Boys!

♪ ♪

Hey, Booker. Can I join you?

Uh, hey, you're, uh...
You're not mad at me?

Mad at you? Oh!

Because you're not
wearing the scarf. I get it.

It doesn't match
your cute kicks.

Yeah, you know I
like to coordinate my...

- Scarves and sneaks!
- Scarves and sneaks!

Yeah.

This time, I brought you a
treat. My mom made brownies.

They're my fave, so I
figured you'd like them, too.

Olivia, look, you really don't
have to keep bringing me...

Is that peanut butter swirl?

My French teacher.
Sorry, Booker.

What I need to ask
her is très importante!

Hey, man, have
you talked to Tess?

She's been ghosting me
all day. I think she's mad.

I haven't talked to her
recently, but when I do, it's...

"Ramon this and Ramon that."

And not... "Ramon
this and Ramon that."


Well, I didn't do this
or that or anything.

I really need to find
her, see what's up.

Look, I never wanted
to say anything

when Ramon was your boyfriend,

but man, he is a loud Chip
chewer. I mean, it's like,

"crunch, crunch, crunch,
crunch, crunch, mm!

Crunch, crunch, crunch,
crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch."

I never noticed that.
But, I still can't believe

he wouldn't have the guts to
break up with me to my face.

Please, Ramon has like seven
t-shirts with your name on them,

and still doesn't
have the decency

to sign your breakup note.

Uh-oh.

♪ ♪

Ramon! You can't
just break up with me

and not let me have my say!

Who broke what? Wait, break up?

Nice blank look on
your face, Ramon.

Pretending you don't
know what you did.

This blank look,
it's the real deal.

- Boys!
- Proof was in my locker.

You calling me a liar?

No, Ramon! Tess would
never call you a liar.

You're her PB and bae.

A liar and a loud Chip chewer!

- Loud what now?
- And you mumble.

Mumble? Alright, if
we're telling it how it is,

then I don't like holding
your hand when it's cold out.

That's right! It's like holding
onto a penguin flipper.

Okay, okay, well,

for your information,
that note wasn't for you,

and it wasn't from Ramon. It
was my note for Olivia that I wrote.

Well, I didn't write it. Levi
wrote it. Long story! Point is...

Nice try, but you guys
aren't even a thing!

- Plus, I found it in my locker!
- Yeah.

Okay, me putting
it in your locker,

that was a mistake. Actually,
that was my second mistake.

My first mistake
was not signing it.

And I wrote it after Olivia
gave me that scarf, and she said

she was lucky to be around
me and she just didn't get the hint

that I don't wanna
be her boyfriend.

Wait, so...

All of this was just a
big misunderstanding?

It's too late.

He already called my
hand a penguin flipper.

I can't believe you heard
me over all my mumbling.

Well, I guess we're over!

Yeah, I guess we're over.

Well, great. Booker,
look what you did.

Now, we'll never do
nothing together ever again.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Tess and Ramon aren't
talking to each other,

Olivia won't answer
anyone's texts.

- I made a huge mess.
- Well, you could just...

Ah, ah, ah, ah. I
don't want your ideas.

Wait, Levi! Maybe
you can help me!

No.

No!

No. I won't help you.

- Why?
- Why?

It doesn't matter. No.

You know what, Levi?

You're right. Alright?

I made this mess,

and I need to take
responsibility for my actions

and fix it myself.

You should.

I said no to Booker! High five.

It's okay, I got me.

Book,

fixing this yourself is very
mature of you. I'm shocked.

Well, I am not shocked
that you're shocked.

Anyway, I just texted
Ramon to meet me on the roof.

If you can get Tess to
get up there, I don't know,

- maybe they can work this out.
- Well, how can I get her up there?

Oh! I know. I-I will tell her

I saw a cloud that
looks like Billie Eilish.

Or something better
than that. Just go.

♪ ♪

No, I'm telling you,
Tess. This cloud has got

that same sulky,
unapologetic look, you know?

This cloud looks
more like Billie Eilish

- than Billie Eilish.
- Nia, how is that possible?

Dude, you didn't say
Tess would be here.

What's Ramon doing here?

Okay, look, wait, wait! You
guys never wanted to break up,

so there's no reason
to be mad at each other.

She called me a mumbler.

He called my hand
a penguin flipper.

You said I was a
loud Chip chewer.

Actually, that one's on Nia.

Okay, yes.

Alright, some bizarre things
were said in anger, but...

Maybe they needed to be said.

Yeah 'cause Booker
might have a good point.

Booker does have
a good point, okay?

You guys should always
be honest with each other.

I see the way that you
two look at each other.

It's beautiful. I... Tess, um...

I'm really sorry
about what I said,

and I know that I
mumble sometimes.

I like your mumbling.

And I like your
hands, warm or cold.

Well, you did it, book.

Tess and Ramon are
Tess and Ramon again.

Yeah. And now, it's time
to take my own advice,

and be honest with
Olivia. I owe her that.

♪ ♪

Rae? I can't believe
you made me this!

You can't believe it...

Or you can't believe it?

No! This is... this
is unbelievable!

I can't... I can't
tell by your tone.

Do you love it, do you hate
it, do you wanna burn it?

I'm speechless.

Well, then use your
words, girl. Use your words.

I think it goes
without saying, Rae.

Just say it, Chels.

Rae, I love it.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Do I know
you, or do I know you?

I mean, you know me! But,

a custom outfit
with a matching belt,

scarf, headband,
purse? I mean...

And a reversible cape? I
mean, I never expected this.

You... you weren't
expecting it? None of it?

No, not when all I
asked for was a scarf.

A scarf. You just wanted a...

A simple,
one-size-fits-all scarf?

Yeah.

But, Chels, you...

You deserve so much
more for the big event.

Oh, Rae,

thank you. I know.
Call me old fashioned,

but I still love dressing
up for the theater.

The theater! Right! The theater!

'Cause that's where
the big event is held.

I knew that.

Well, now, I get to
show up in my very own

ravenous design! Oh,

my people are
gonna be so jealous.

What are you gonna wear?

You know, I'm gonna
figure it out. You know,

right after this, uh...

Two-, three-hour
nap... Alright then.

♪ ♪

Olivia. Thanks for coming over.

After all those
voicemails and texts

and emails and crying
Michael Jordan memes,

I figured you might have
something you wanna say.

I just wanna apologize for
embarrassing you like that at school.

I heard something about a note,

me thinking you're my boyfriend,

then everyone was staring at me

like I had leftover
food on my face,

which I did, but that's
besides the point.

I-I know. I'm sorry.
It-it's all my fault.

Why did you think I wanted
you to be my boyfriend?

Well, I mean, you
gave me this scarf.

And, you know, the brownies.

I also gave Tess mittens.

Her hands are oddly cold.

I like giving gifts
to my friends.

I-I get that, but...

What about when you said
you were lucky to be around me?

I'm lucky to hang with
you and the whole group.

But I think of you as a
friend, Booker. That's it.

You're gonna be the
best boyfriend ever.

Just not for me.

What a relief.

That was my vision.

Not a relief!

Not my-my vision

- 'cause I don't...
what is a vision?

It's okay. I have a
vision for my future, too.

My vision is dropping
French class.

French is hard.

Oh, that's why you're always
running after that teacher.

She's also the gym teacher.

And she's in great shape.

Nobody's crying,
so that's a good sign.

Hey, uh, are you
done apologizing yet?

Yep. Mission accomplished.

Olivia likes me,
but she doesn't...

"Like" me.

Well, shove over so
we can call hang out.

Get your feet off
the coffee table.

♪ ♪

Okay, okay,

I think I'm getting the hang
of this do-nothing-ness.

Okay! Look who's
slaying tonight!

We're on our way to
the theater, darling.

Yes, we have tickets to a
daring production entitled

- "the big event."
- Back it up, duchess.

The name of the
show is "the big event"?

It is! It is!

It's a noble drama
set in the s

following the plight
of a hapless mortician.

Have fun, auntie Rae.

Okay, alright. Alright.

So, it's no "Hamilton," okay?

It's no "bats: The musical,"

but it got k*ller reviews.

Oh, I'm dying to see
it. Plus, the lead actor

is drop-dead gorgeous...

Yeah, we get it. We get it. Um,

Chels, can I just stay here
with the kids and do nothing?

What? And leave me in theater
for four hours by myself? Are...

Well, Chels, I just...

No, Chels.

No, no, no. Not the
crying Michael Jordan face.

Okay, okay, okay!
I'm coming, I'm coming!

Get your feet off the table!

♪ ♪
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