05x11 - The Great Chill Grill Giveaway

[bunniefuu]

That's so crazy that we both love the
smell of bananas but hate eating them.

-Yeah. It's the strings.
-I know, right?

We have so much in common.

-What's your favorite color?
-Blue.

That's crazy. Mine too.

-Favorite food?
-Sushi.

I love sushi! Especially when
it's breaded and deep fried.

-Favorite Artist?
-Michelangelo.

The ninja turtle?

[chuckles] You're so cute.

This is fun.

[Neil] I'm having a blast!

Neil? How long
have you been here?

Fifteen minutes.

Also red, hot dogs and Donatello.

Turtle and sculptor.

Donatello? He's the worst.
He's just got a big stick.

It's a bo staff.

Hey, do you know the saying three's a crowd?

Look, if you want Booker to leave,
you're just gonna have to ask him.

He's not good at reading a room.
[chuckles]

♪ Ha ha!
Let me tell you something ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

-♪ But then life had other plans
♪ - Tell 'em, Mom ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
Turn upside down ♪

♪ But you gotta get up
And take that chance ♪

-♪ A new city, I'm finding my way
♪ - It's gonna take some time ♪

-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
-♪ You know I got it, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild But you
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just fam caught up
In a crazy world, come on! ♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
-♪ We get loud! ♪

-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪
-♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough But
together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
-♪ When it's tough ♪

-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪
-♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather
You know we gonna shine ♪

♪ There for each other
You know it's our time ♪

[laughs] Yep, that's us.

Hey, Neil, even though she's
not technically my girlfriend,

think it'd be weird if I put a
picture of Cami in my locker?

No way. I got a picture of my
abuelita in my locker

and she's not technically my girlfriend.

Are you serious? [Scoffs]
You're kicking me off the team?

Well, I'd love to hear what Ethel
and Shirley have to say about this.

Oh.

You talked to them and they agreed I'm out?

Well, buddy, I only have
one thing to say-- Hello?

She hung up on me.

I was going to hang up on her.

Everything okay?

No. I've been kicked
off my trivia team.

I didn't know you were on a trivia team.

She's not anymore.

Booker, part of being a friend is listening.

We have dominated the Chill Grill Trivia Night

for the last two years.

-And they just threw me out.
-Did they at least give you a reason?

Yeah. They said that I don't let
anyone else answer questions

and I talk over people.

-Maybe they--
-They don't know me.

-They don't know my life.
-You know what you should do?

I think you should start your own trivia team.

Man, it just wouldn't be the same.

Me and Grace and Ethel
and Shirley had a bond. Like--

Like the sharing of electron pairs between atoms?

Sorry, that's a covalent bond.
Doesn't really apply here.

I just retain a lot of random
knowledge on a variety of subjects.

Him. He's on my team.

Okay. And so am I.

What can you do?

I can b*at them on the buzzer.
I'm great at pushing buttons.

At least, that's what my mom tells me.

I have lightning-fast reflexes.

See? Try to slap my hand.

Ow!

Two out of three.

Ow! Three out of five.

Ow! Five out of seven.

[chuckles]

Hey, Lazlo. How are you doing?

Not well.

Yeah, I'm in the middle of
defrosting the freezer,

cleaning the grease traps and
trying to plan Friday's Trivia Night.

I just thought you were gonna say, "I'm fine,"

while I go to the kitchen and get a salad.

Hey, maybe I should just cancel Trivia Night?

What? No. You can't
cancel Trivia Night.

When Dad left, I told him
I'd keep an eye on things.

If you cancel Trivia Night,

then he'll think I haven't
been keeping an eye on things.

But you haven't.

[scoffs] Then why am I here on my day off?

Every day is your day off.

Do you want my help or not?

Seriously? That
would be amazing.

-Oh! Let's flip for it.
-Okay.

Okay. Trivia Night or grease
traps. Call it.

Trivia Night!

Come on, Reginald. Come on.
Through the hoop.

Good job, Reginald. Good job.

Here you go.

See, Tasha, some men do listen.

-Hey, Auntie Rae.
-Hey.

Uh, do we have anything to feed Reginald?

Who's Reginald? Tasha's husband?

[stammers] A rat!

I don't like rats.

Reginald's not a
rat. He's a ferret.

Mm-mmm. A ferret is just a rat
in an expensive coat.

Why do you have him?

Well, I'm pet sitting for my class.

Oh, well, keep him away from me.

I gotta get to work planning
the Chill Grill Trivia Night.

You're running Trivia Night?

[laughs]

Hey, hey, hey.
Why is that funny?

Oh, it-- it isn't.

Yet.

[laughing]

Okay, Trivia Night is always super competitive,

so we have to be ready to hit the
buzzer the second we know the answer.

[buzzes-♪]

True.

Okay, that wasn't actually a question.

We need to get this practice
started. Where is Booker?

-[buzzes-♪]
-Right behind you!

-[buzzes-♪]
-So is Cami!

Hey, Neil. What's up, Ivy?

Hey, Cami. What
are you doing here?

I brought her to practice so she can
see that she's kicking it with a genius.

I thought I was kicking it with you.

[snorts]

[laughs]

I like her. She can stay.

Okay. First question.

What is the space between your eyebrows called?

-The glabella.
-Correct. Nicely done.

Thank you. I learned it from my eyebrow girl.

Okay. Next question.

Who named the Pacific Ocean?

Ferdinand Magellan.

Okay. Who was the
th president?

Andrew Johnson.

What is the fourth element on the periodic table?

-Beryllium.
-Do you want to join the trivia team?

-[buzzes-♪]
-Yes.

This is awesome. Now we
can spend more time together.

Awesome. Okay.
Now you guys try to answer one.

Okay.

What is the capital of Delaware?

It's over for us. [Echoes]

Over?

Close. It's Dover.

Capital of Delaware is Dover.

Also, you forgot to hit the buzzer.

[buzzes-♪]

[doorbell rings-♪]

Oh, hey, Lazlo. Why are you here
and not opening up the Chill Grill?

Well, it seems like somebody
took the keys home with them.

What? Now, who would be that irresponsible--

[Lazlo] Mmm.

-My bad. Here you go.
-Thank you.

Don't mention it

to my daddy.

Hey, since you're here, check out this e-blast.

I am going to take Trivia Night
to the next level.

Okay. "The winner of Trivia
Night will become the proud owner

of the world-famous Chill Grill chili recipe"?

-Wow. That is next-level.
-Yeah.

Victor hasn't even given me
the world-famous chili recipe.

Well then, what's in the chili you're serving?

I'm not sure. The cans
don't have labels.

Hey. Auntie Rae, have you seen--

Don't you dare say Reginald.

My socks. Yep. Have
you seen my socks?

They are gray and furry and have a tail.

I knew it. I knew
you lost the rat!

-[chitters]
-[typing]

I'm sorry. I might have accidentally
taught him to pick the lock on his cage.

Oh, is that the little dickens
you're looking for? Hey, buddy.

[screams] Get him! Get the rat!
Put it back in its cage.

You got it.

Sorry. [Chuckles]

Sorry, that was an accident.
I didn't mean to hug you.

Honestly, it's just nice to get
a hug once in a while.

-You want another one?
-I'm good.

All right. Now, to send off this
email [squeals]

to all of our trivia
-loving customers.

Done. [Chuckles]

-Oh, this is so exciting!
-It kind of feels like it deserves a hug.

I don't feel the
same way. Let's go.

Neil, I think Cami is gonna dump me.

That's awesome!

Why is that awesome?

Well, she can only dump you if you
guys are officially a couple. Congrats, dude.

Congrats?

But I don't want it to end.

Oh. Well, my cousin Raul says

that if you want to keep a woman,
you gotta make everything about her.

And he's been married six times,
so he's kind of an expert.

So, I just have to make everything about Cami?

That I can do.

You guys are late.

-Booker stopped me to talk
about-- -[whispers] Be quiet, Neil.

What happens in the hallway stays in the hallway.

Okay. Let's get started.

Coco Chanel--

-[buzzes-♪]
-Popularized the "little black dress".

Correct. Next question.

The brightest star visible from Earth is--

[buzzes-♪]

Cami.

[chuckles] What?

No, Booker. It's the sun.

Then why do you shine so bright?

Who was the Temptations hit
"My Girl" written about?

[buzzes-♪]

If I wrote that song, it be
about C to the A to the me.

That's Cami.

-Booker, focus.
-I am focused.

Not on me.

Mmm.

[buzzes-♪]

Denim.

I was looking for DNA.

But the question was,
"What are genes made of?"

So, you're not wrong.

You hungry? Thirsty? You
look cold. I'ma grab you a hoodie.

No, Booker. I'm fine.

Well, now you're going to be fine and warm.

I got you, girl.

I'm so sorry. I don't know
why he's acting like this.

Yeah, he's a mess.

We gotta do something. If he
keeps this up, we're gonna lose.

Well, what are we supposed to
do, huh? Kick him off the team?

-[buzzes-♪]
-Yes.

But that's gonna hurt his feelings.

-He's right.
-[Ivy sighs]

Okay, we'll just practice in secret
and not let him know he's off the team.

I don't know. Maybe we can talk to
him and give him one more chance.

Hey, my hoodie wasn't in my locker.

I'm going to the mall to get us
matching ones. Be right back.

You still wanna give him another chance?

No, you're right. He's gotta go.

[buzzes-♪]

"Best trivia night ever." Hmm.

-Sounds kinda braggy.
-No. I'm manifesting, all right?

It's a call to the universe to bring us
the most successful trivia night ever.

Oh.

Hey there! Newt
Slackley, KBRP News.

Can I do an interview about
the Trivia Night promotion?

[clicks tongue] Called him, too.

Yes! Hi, I'm Raven Baxter,
mastermind behind this trivia empire.

Incredible. Is it okay that
we're filming? Because we are.

Newt Slackley here at the Chill
Grill, where it is all on the line.

Tonight's trivia winner will
become the brand-new owner

of the world-famous Chill Grill.

Sorry, what? No. Come on.

No, no, no. They're gonna be winning
the world-famous Chill Grill chili recipe.

Oh, that's not what this email says.

No wait. N-N-- That's
not right though.

I'm not giving away the Chill
Grill. That'd be crazy.

No. That's a mistake. And
I'll just write a new one, okay?

You heard it here first, San Francisco.

The Chill Grill email is in violation
of California sweepstakes law

for changing terms of the prize.

Well, you know We're not in
violation. [Chuckles]

Breaking news.

The defendant in the case
claims she's not guilty.

Defendant? Not guilty?

Listen here. You ain't gonna sue
me while I'm in charge, all right?

So, I'm just gonna not send this
email and everything's fine.

Oh, oh, oh! Breaking
news once again!

Tonight's trivia prize is confirmed, folks.

Win trivia, win the Chill Grill.

Back to you, Chet.

Wait a second. No.
No, where you going?

Come on, man. I got
something to say. Don't leave.

Well, maybe that banner should
say, "Last trivia night ever."

That's a bad sign.

Hey, Cami.

Ivy just told me she pulled the
team from the trivia contest.

What? That is so weird.

Well, since we don't have practice,
do you wanna hang out after school?

I can't. I've gotta go see my eyebrow girl.

But your glabella looks great.

[Neil gasps]

Hey, Booker.

Fancy meeting you here.

Well, not really fancy I guess,
'cause we're not wearing ties or capes.

Hey, Cami's acting weird.

Something's going on.
Do you know anything?

[splutters]

Me? Knowing? Nothing--

Yeah, something's definitely going on.

[Neil] No, it's not!

Are you sure Booker doesn't know
what we're doing?

I hope not.

Because if he does [sighs] it's over for us.

Oh.

She's not dumping me.

They all are.

All right, Reginald. This time
there's no way you're gonna escape.

You might be smart, but I'm smarter.

[beeping, lock engages]

Hey, why aren't you at Trivia Night?

I would be. But my team doesn't want me there.

They didn't even have the
decency to tell me to my face.

Why? What'd you do?

Why's it gotta be my fault?

I thought Cami was gonna break
up with me. All right?

But it's worse than that. All
of my friends are lying to me.

[chittering]

[beeping-♪]

-Well, did you talk to them?
-They keep avoiding me.

Then don't let them. You just
have to get them in a position

where they have no choice
but to answer your questions.

[chitters]

That's good advice, Alice.
How'd you get so smart?

It might be the result of being
struck by lightning as a toddler.

-Really?
-No.

-But that would make a cool origin story.
-[Laughs]

All right. Come on, Alice. To
the Chill Grill to get some answers.

-And get a milkshake?
-Sure. Whatever.

And a milkshake. Let's go.

[Alice] Whoo-hoo!

-Hey, where you going?
-[grunts]

To the unemployment office.

Yeah. And I want you to know
I put you down as a reference

but I used my own phone number
because I know how you are.

We're not gonna lose the Chill Grill, okay?

I came up with a plan to make sure no one wins.

I've written a bunch of questions
that are impossible to answer.

Oh. And I'll get a raise

for not telling your father
about any of this, right?

Now, that's an impossible question to answer.

Pardon me.

Look at them. Like
they're so special.

I'm gonna ruin their lives.

Break a leg, Ivy.

Break a hip, Grace.

I feel bad doing this without Booker.

I know. I feel so guilty, I've been
sweating at inappropriate times.

You're not sweating now.

I know.

This would be an appropriate time.

You should've seen me watching TV earlier.

I sh*t off my abuelita 's couch
like it was a waterslide.

We can feel bad after we win.

[game show music playing-♫]

Welcome to Trivia Night!

[cheering]

Oh, good luck to all the teams, 'cause
[clears throat] you're gonna need it.

I'm ready to win!

It's not gonna be you, Grace.

All right, everybody.
First question.

"How many pennies are found
in the average American home?"

[horn blows-♫]

Well, the answer is six pounds.

What kind of question was that?

Yeah, no one knows that.

Newt Slackley, "K-BURP" News?
What are you doing here?

Trying to win the Chill Grill.

And that's the latest on Trivia
Night. Back to you, Chet.

Well, no answers. No points.

Next question!

"Where is it illegal to drive
while shaving?"

[buzzes-♪]

On the freeway.

-[sucks teeth]
-[horn blows-♫]

Oh, sorry [chuckles]
the answer was parts of Mexico.

Ha! In your face, Grace!

There they are.

[no audible dialogue]

It's time to confront those lying liars.

And get milkshakes.

And get milkshakes.

[chitters]

[horn blowing-♫-♫-♫]

[chuckling] Oh!

Sorry about that.

The answer is

"The largest goldfish ever
recorded was larger than you think."

Ugh. I should've known that.
I did a story on that fish.

All right. Next question!

[chittering]

Is that what I think it is?

I do not get these questions.

Um, excuse me, sit tight
everybody. I'll be right back.

[Alice] Reginald!

Hey! What is that thing doing
here? I'm trying to save the Chill Grill.

I can't have people thinking it has ferrets!

You know what, Booker?

Take these cards and read
them exactly as they're written.

Okay? Alice, come on.

Hey, everybody! [Chuckles]

Change of plans, all right? I'm
gonna be reading the questions now

since I [sniffs] you know,
don't have a trivia team.

Oh, man.

Now I'm definitely not sweating.

Okay, first question.

What hurts worse?

When the girl you like lies to you or

when your best friends betray you?

Breaking news.

There's a change in host and a change in tone.

At the Chill Grill, betrayal is now on the menu.

Is that an officially sanctioned question?

Hey, hey, hey.
I ask the questions, traitor.

[whispers] Do you think he knows?

[whispers] Yeah, Neil, I think he knows.

We're never going to find him,
Auntie Rae. He's too intelligent.

Then why did you have to create a
super-ferret that's smarter than us?

Smarter than us?

Speak for yourself.

[gasps] Auntie Rae, there he is.

Ah, we got you now, you son of a weasel.

Okay, okay, okay.
How about this one?

Who is most likely to s*ab you in the back?

[buzzes-♪]

My ex-husband.

Ooh, girl, close one.

No. The answer we were looking
for was Ivy, Neil and Cami.

We would have also accepted Cami, Ivy and Neil.

-I can't take this anymore.
-Booker, we can explain.

Rat!

[Patrons screaming]

-[Patron] We need some help!
Somebody-- -What? No! No, no, no, please.

Please don't go. Listen, it's not a
rat. It's just a wild ferret. Don't leave.

Raven, if everybody leaves,
then we have to cancel Trivia Night.

Yep, that's a rat!

[all screaming]

It's a rat! [Screams]

It's a rat.

Here, Reginald.

Reginald. Reginald.

Wow. Raven, if it wasn't for that
ferret, we would have lost the Chill Grill.

That's a weird thing to say.

As long as you don't say it to my dad.

Hey, Booker, um

We just wanted to say that we're really
sorry about doing trivia behind your back.

We didn't mean to hurt you.

I guess I got a little carried
away trying to b*at Grace.

Just she's so annoying.

-You see it, right?
-Ivy!

I'm really sorry I kicked you off the team.

Thanks.

But I get it, you know?
I wasn't taking it seriously.

Well, that's just because you
thought Cami was going to dump you.

What?

Booker, why would you think that?

I was just so nervous that you'd stop liking me

that I kinda went off the rails.

Of course I like you. That's
why I was being so sneaky.

I didn't want to hurt my boyfriend's feelings

by telling him he was off the team.

Yeah. And I understand that, but--
Did you just call me your boyfriend?

[giggles] Yeah. Are
you still mad at me?

[chuckles]

Well, I can't be mad at my girlfriend.

Or your best friend.

Come on, Ivy. Get in here.

Yeah, I'm good.

Eh, I have to admit,

Reginald is as smart as he is disgusting.

I can't believe he got back
in his cage on his own.

He even locked the door.

Not to brag, but, uh,

I taught him everything he knows.

[doorbell rings-♪]

Hey, guys.

Sorry it took so long, but I
finally found Alice's ferret.

Neil, we already found Reginald.

Then what did I find?

[chitters]

[all screaming]