03x02 - Lost at Chel-Sea

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Previously on Raven's home...

I'm gonna go take
you to see your mom.

Yes! Finally!

I've been acting out for weeks!

I've already got
my suitcase packed!

I want to come home.

But we're bringing Levi to you.

No, Rae, this is over.

- Where's Levi?
- Oh, he got so excited,

he ran up the ramp.
The kids are getting him.

Why is the dock moving
away from the ship?

It's not the dock
that's moving, it's us!

The next stop is Miami!

Miami?

What are we gonna do, Rae?

I mean, how are we
gonna catch up to them?

Hold on tight, Chels!

Can you do this, Raven?

Of course I can!
It's for the kids!

Now stop talking
and hold down my wig!

♪ Hey... Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ But then life
had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way
Learning how to fly ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay
Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids caught
up in a crazy world ♪

♪ C'mon! ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
Yo!

♪ We get loud! ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but
together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ When it's tough ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

Yep! That's us.

Oh, we're getting
closer and closer, Rae!

We're getting further
and further, Rae!

- That's because we stopped, Chels!
- What?

- Chelsea?
- Yeah?

Did you get a jet ski
that had no gas in it?

I got a jet ski that had a key!

Maybe it had a key

because the gas t*nk was on "e."

Did you notice that, Chels?

Yes, yes I did.

But there are countries

where you drive
on the opposite side,

so you know, maybe
"e" stands for "enough."

Okay, this is it. Room .

Okay, I will turn on a light,

so we can relish in the luxury.

Ah yeah! Okay!

Really? This, right here,
was gonna protect us?

Well, what are we gonna do?

We're on a cruise with no
adults telling us what to do.

Yo, it's like one of those ' s
movies our parents used to watch.

We're boat alone.

Let's go have some fun, people!

All right, you guys
go figure out a plan

while I go get us some food.

- Okay.
- Ah yeah!

This buffet's about
to get Booker'd!

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh Booker'd! ♪

Come on, come on, Rae!

Quit it! It's no use!

Pushing that thing isn't
gonna start the jet ski!

We're stuck! Oh!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, maybe I can signal
to the ship from here!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

- No, Chelsea! Stop it, Chelsea!
- We're stuck!

- We're stuck!
- Chelsea, sit down!

Sit down, Chelsea!

You are about to tip us over!

All right? Calm down, okay?

Maybe, um... Maybe
we'll call for help.

All right. Let me just, uh...
Let me just get my phone.

Oh! Okay, okay.

All right, we won't do
that. We won't do that.

- How about I steady it...
- Okay.

- And you get my phone.
- All right.

- Ready?
- In the front thing.

- Just be careful, please.
- Okay.

Okay. Go.

I'm just gonna get over you.

- Steady it. Steady!
- I'm steadying! I'm steady!

Steady! Steady! Okay!

- Okay! All right!
- No. Chelsea. Chelsea!

- I'm getting it! I'm almost done!
- Just be... just...

Whoa!

I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!

Okay. All right, I'm
gonna call the cops.

They still have the
same number, right?

Yeah, I'm sure they do, Chels.

While you're on that phone,

why don't you tell them that
these fish look suspicious.

I think one of them
just side-eyed me.

Hi. Yes, I'd like to
report a missing person.

Uh, people.

No, no. Me and my
friend, we're missing.

Calling from?

Hey, Rae, where
are we calling from?

A jet ski in the
middle of the ocean!

Oh. Did you hear that? Okay.

- Um, what do I see?
- What?

That's funny you should
say that, actually. I see sea!

Hold on. Let me see.

Can we get the number
for the jet ski company?

Maybe they can
locate us on their GPS.

- Good idea, good idea. Um...
- Yeah.

Okay. Hold on. I'm just gonna
check one side over here.

No, it's not over there.

No, I don't see it. Let me look
on the other side over here.

Hold on. Hold... Okay, okay.

The good news is, Rae,

I found the number
of the jet ski company.

- The bad news...
- I know the bad news, Chels!

I'm back!

Did you know, there are
three buffets on every deck?

Well, there are. Eat up!

- We got eight more to go.
- Okay.

Awesome!

Now, I was meant
to live a life of leisure.

Hey, this food is
awesome and all,

but your mom said
this cruise was a...

Uh, what was the word?

A paradise.

Yeah, didn't she say
something about a tween disco?

I could be down with that.

She also mentioned
games and prizes.

- Now, uh, I don't play games...
- Hmm?

- But I'm down for some prizes.
- Okay! Okay!

And I definitely saw a pool when
we were sneaking down here,

and I've always wanted to
float on a giant pink flamingo.

You know what I
need? I need a swimsuit.

I could use some board shorts.

And I could use a surf board.

On a... on a cruise ship?

We're unsupervised.

And all we gotta
do, is show them this,

and we can buy whatever we want.

This place is amazing! You
sure we're not in heaven?

Yeah, behind that door is
a combination toilet-shower.

We're not in heaven.

Oh, Rae! Rae, I see it.

I see it, and the
light's still on,

which means they still might
be able to track our location.

It's right there.
Just gotta... get to it.

That's not my phone, Chels.

That's the sun
reflecting off the water.

Oh!

Huh. Oh, it's so beautiful.

Chels, you always manage to make
the best out of the worst situation.

- Oh.
- Remember when Devon and I broke up,

you were like, uh...

"More closet space for you."

Okay, Chels,

let's live to tell our
grandkids about this.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay.

Um, how about this?

- How about we paddle...
- Okay.

With our shoes back to shore.

Oh, well, I don't know
why we don't just...

use these, uh,
emergency oars, huh?

Chels, Chels! Those
are not emergency oars!

That is a part of the jet ski!

You are dismantling the one
thing that's keeping us alive!

Okay, okay!

All right, let me just snap
these bad boys back on.

- Put them on, Chels!
- All right, they're on!

Man, I don't know
when we'll get saved,

- but I'm gonna look good when we do.
- Yeah.

All right, let's go
find that wave pool.

Uh, Booker... A
little help here?

Dude... swag.

Turn up!

Yeah!

- Go low, baby.
- Get it! Get it!

- Go, low, baby! Yes!
- Get it! Get it!

- Here we go.
- Just a little more.

Whoa!

- Ah!
- Ay!

Guys, this is so much fun. And
nobody even knows who we are.

- Levi Grayson?
- I'm out.

A girl's gotta do
what a girl's gotta do.

You're Chelsea's son, Levi.

I've seen your
picture in her phone.

So. Many. Pictures.

Ha. So... Who. Are. You?

I'm Bailey, your mom's boss.

I've looked for her everywhere,

and she's not returning any
of my texts or phone calls.

V-rude.

I have a note for your mom.

Do I leave it with you
or one of your peeps?

Uh, I'll take it.

I've gotta set up for
my next presentation.

Is that one of my lip kitties?

Tabby, put it down!

- I can't believe this!
- I know!

Who even uses notes anymore?

No! My mom's gonna get fired

by the most influential
-year-old in the country!

That's what she wrote.

It also says aunt Chelsea has one
more chance with her seminar today.

Otherwise, she's out
like Nia should have been

after that veggie
platter incident.

Really? That's
what the note said?

Guys, we've got to
save my mom's job.

Remember that night we came
up with the mom commandments?

You stood on the
couch with a staff

and recited them to the kids.

I wish I had that staff now.

I would stick it into the water, part
the ocean, and walk right to that boat!

Well, that would be good.

My legs are stronger
than my arms.

That would explain
why you're not paddling.

Oh! Oh, I'm sorry!

I just got so caught
up in our stories.

Chelsea, I'm tired.

You know, Rae, one
day we're gonna...

We're gonna look back
on this day and laugh.

Yeah, but not today.

I know we're gonna
get through this, Rae.

You and me can
never be defeated, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, before I do my
mom's presentation,

I need to get in her head.

Quick, does anyone
have a red wig?

Levi, you've got this.

All right? Just
like we rehearsed.

You're right.
Bring in the crowd.

Schmop presentation!

Free pizza!

Free puppies!

Uh, meet Chris Pratt!

Meet Chris Pratt!

What? He's everybody's
favorite Chris.

Ladies and gentlemen!

The incomparable
Chelsea... Grayson!

Thank you, thank you.

Welcome, everyone.
My name is Levi Grayson,

the son of schmop
creator, Chelsea Grayson.

As part of today's presentation,

I'm gonna have
my lovely assistant

pour food and drinks
all over the floor.

Ooh, that's gonna be a big mess.

- Oh, no, don't!
- No!

- Oh! That's so messy!
- How are we supposed to clean it?

And now my assistant
will take his trusty schmop

and effortlessly clean
up the mess he made.

Baby man, where the
heck is your mama?

I got friends on board
who want their free schmop.

And since you're
offering, I want my puppy.

And that fine Chris Pratt.

Puppies, pizza, Pratt!

Puppies, pizza, Pratt!
Puppies, pizza, Pratt!

Huh?

Chels, it's happened.

What?

The light...

No! Rae!

The kids! What about our kids?

Oh, the kids! The kids!
That's right. No, mm-mm.

There's no light that's going
to keep me from my kids!

Ladies!

What? What's going on?

It's the light, Chels! It's coming
to get us! Don't go in the light!

- Don't go in the light!
- I can't help it, Rae!

It's so warm and welcoming.

I don't want to hear that,
Chels! I got kids to see!

I got kids to see, Chels,
and it's not my time!

This is the coast guard.

- What?
- We're here to save you.

Oh my gosh! Oh,
it's m*llitary men, Rae!

How do I look?

Chels, I can't believe that's
the one thing on your mind!

You look like you've been asleep
on a jet ski for nights and nights!

- Hand me that pink mango lipstick.
- You got it.

Puppies, pizza, Pratt!
Puppies, pizza, Pratt!

Look, I love you babies,

but this presentation stinks!

Where's Chelsea Grayson?

Hey, be patient, people!

Hey, everybody,
stay in your seats!

The boat's moving!

Whoa, wait! She's here!

Will I get my money back?

My mom is right
here in my heart.

And so is the
secret to real wealth.

Hold on, now. The baby
man has something to say.

Go ahead, sweetie.

I can't believe I have

the Chelsea Grayson on my ship!

Yep, it's me!

In the flesh!

Um, how do you know me?

How do I know...?

Well, you invented the schmop!

You've changed the
lexicon of the coast guard!

And soon, the Navy!

We don't say, "swab
the deck" anymore.

We say, "schmop the deck."

And the hairstyle known as
the mop top? It's the schmop top.

Oh, right! You know what?

Schmop with the schmop-talk.

Schmop-talk. That's
a good one, Rae.

Can I use that?

Well, I'm sure if you
asked her nicely...

Kids, Chels. Kids!

- Yeah.
- I'm cold, right?

I've been waiting
to see my kids!

I've been sitting on
the ocean for six days!

Six days? More like two hours.

My journey, sir. My journey.

Well, I checked with
homeland security,

and we can't intercept a
cruise ship for a non-emergency.

Can you drop us off
at the shore in Miami?

- That's where the ship is heading.
- Miami is out of our patrol zone.

We're gonna have to
take you back to New York.

What?

Any other destination would
require a heli-schmopter.

That's right, the secret to
real wealth is inspiration.

And I am the inspiration...

For the schmop.

His mom needed to keep him
as far from the mess as possible.

Thus, the invention
of the schmop.

Yes, lil' Levi was with his mom

through the whole process.

And she was always with me.

And so was my auntie Rae.

Together, our moms are inspired.

And maybe their "mom
commandments" will inspire you.

- Whoo!
- Uh-huh.

- If thou sayest it...
- Uh-huh.

Thy child will repeat it!

Oh, talk to me now!

And if thou wearest white,

thy child shall have
something on their hands.

- They gotta have! Gotta have!
- Amen!

Hey, how about,
housework won't k*ll you,

but why take the chance?

I'm sorry, that was my mom.

But I do hear this one a
lot from Ms. B and Ms. G,

thou breaks it,
thou's gotta buy it.

Okay, okay, babies.

Now, that's all gold,

but how's it going
to make me rich?

Miss Bertha, if my
mom taught me anything,

it's that if you love someone
enough to sacrifice for them,

inspiration will come to you

and then you'll
finally find true wealth.

That was the wow
factor I was looking for.

Where is your mom, Levi?
She needs to take a bow.

Sadly, we have been
separated from our moms.

Last we saw them, they were
on a pier back in New York.

I really miss my mom.

Oh!

I'm a mom and a grandmother.

And I wish my kids
wanted to see me

as bad as this little one
wants to see his mama.

Turn this boat around now!

Find their moms!

Find their moms!

Find their moms!
Find their moms!

- You know what?
- What?

If they won't help us get our kids
we're gonna have to help ourselves.

Yeah, listen.

I think we passed some
lifeboats on the way in.

Good idea, Chels. Good idea!

On the count of three,
we make a run for it.

- Okay. Yeah.
- Ready? Okay.

One... Two...

- Whoa!
- Ahoy there, ladies!

You can't just be
schmoping up in here.

Schmoping "ahoy," you schmop.

- You can't do that!
- Yeah!

My apologies.

I just thought I'd let
you know that, um,

your kids are
apparently starting

some kind of commotion
on the cruise ship.

Rae, our kids, they
started a mutiny!

That's exactly what
we would've done.

Yeah!

I wouldn't call it
a mutiny exactly,

but the captain has put out
an emergency call for help.

What does that mean?

It means you ladies may
just get your ride to that boat.

- Come with me.
- Yes!

Oh, it's okay! We're
gonna find the babies.

We're gonna find them. We'll
be right there. We got it, yeah.

Find their moms!
Find their moms!

Find their moms!

Listen up, people!

The captain wants you to know
that he has put out an emergency call.

But he doesn't know
where these mothers are,

and can't move heaven
and earth to find them.

Look... Even if
we could find them,

you can't just get
on or off a boat

in the middle of the
ocean! It's impossible!

Nothing's impossible
when you're a mother!

Mom?

Kids, kids! I'm here!

I'm here!

Chelsea, your son is right here!

Just open your eyes
and get a move on!

I can't help it, Rae!

I have a fear of
heights, ladders,

you know, strong winds!

Rae, help me!

That was my vision!

Come on down!

Hold the ladder, kids!
Hold the ladder steady!

Hold the ladder!

Oh, Levi!

Oh!

- Mom...
- Yeah?

I really tried my
best to save your job.

Oh honey, listen to me, okay?

Being your mother
is the only job I want.

I missed you, mom.

Oh, honey.

Oh, I missed you, too.

Family hug!

Uh, um... I said, "family hug."

Come here.

Aww.

Hold on, let me
get some of this.

- Bertha!
- Ay!

- Move!
- Whoop!

Chels, the surfboard
is bigger than he is.

Hey, he insisted on carrying it.

Oh! Oh, I missed my plant!

Mwah!

Oh, I missed all these photos!

Ooh, I do not miss
cleaning that kitchen.

Tess, you left the
kitchen a mess!

Hey, it was either save the day

or clean the kitchen.

Oh, I'm so happy to be home!

I missed you! I
missed you so much!

You know what,
Chels? We need to talk.

You might need to sleep on
the couch for a couple of days,

because I've been using
your bed as a... third closet.

Oh.

You're here.

You're here.

That's right.

And I'm not going anywhere.