03x12 - Friday Night Tights

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Raven's Home". Aired: July 21, 2017 - present.*
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Best friends Raven and Chelsea are together again and raising their three children under one roof.
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03x12 - Friday Night Tights

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Hey, Chels! Chels!

Check out my new
line for my meeting

with the buyer of
eternally , Jax Jackson.

- Jax Jackson!
- You know him?

No!

No, his name! It
sounds so impressive!

Just like these clothes.
My goodness, Rae!

- These look so expensive!
- Thank you very much,

but they are not. They
are very affordable.

Oh! Well, that's a change.

I thought you were
a, "fashion designer

of children's haute couture!"

That Raven had big dreams.
This Raven has big debt, all right?

Eternally has stores

in over countries.

Girl, we gonna
be making dollars.

We gonna be making Euros.

We gonna be
making yen, my friend.

Well, that's a great plan, Rae!

We're both having big days.

I signed up to supervise
the school ballet club again.

Yeah, you know I was the
lead in bats, love is blind.

Yes. One of my favorite songs.

- Eee!
- Yeah.

Eee! Eee!

Yeah. It's a classic.

All right, mom, I'm
ready to tackle ballet!

- Oh!
- Mom says I'll be a natural.

It's true. Levi comes
from a long line of

professional dancers, yeah?

It's time he takes the mantle.

Levi, show us what you got.

Now, all you need to
do is add some ballet,

and he'll be good to go.

♪ Ohhh ♪

♪ Hey... Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ But then life
had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way
Learning how to fly

♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay
Ya know I got you, right?

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids caught
up in a crazy world ♪

♪ C'mon! ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
Yo!

♪ We get loud! ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but
together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ When it's tough ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

Yep! That's us.

Hey, book! Why aren't
you at the activities fair?

You know, ever since
I went to Hollywood,

school activities
just seem so much...

Smaller.

I mean, how do you go
from almost winning $ ,

to bathroom monitor?

Ew.

The truth is it's hard to know

who wants to be
friends with the real me

and not TV me.

Hey! What about
that new kid, Logan?

He was on that show
the great island bakeoff.

Yeah, Booker's my best
friend. He's awesome.

I know that look.
You just had a vision.

Yep. And my future's about
to get a whole lot more swaggy.

Hey, Booker, right?
The Chi-lective?

Yeah, you're Logan, right?

- 'Sup, brah?
- Yep.

I just moved here from Hawaii.

I went to Hawaii once.

When I was rich.

Hey, I think we're in
Spanish class together.

Hey, I love the
chi-lective's music, man.

You guys got robbed
on radio eclipse live.

Ah, thanks, man. You got
robbed on that cooking show.

Hey, why'd you call it
"urban crusted octopus"?

It's-it's herb-encrusted
octopus.

Oh.

You gotta speak up, brah.

But, uh, look, we should
hang out some time.

- Yeah.
- Hey, BB.

Hey, d-nice.

Uh, Danni, this is Logan.
Logan, this is my friend, Danni.

Oh, friend.

I don't know why, but I
thought you guys were together.

Oh!

Uh, nah! Nah, nah, nah.

You know, we're-we're together

like, like we're
in this hallway.

Yeah! We're just
a boy and a girl

- who are friends. Yeah.
- Exactly.

Ha! Never get tired
of this whole deal.

He hasn't said a word.

I can't tell whether
he likes it or not.


Maybe he has
resting frowny face.


That's not real.

That's just something
I tell Chelsea I have.


Here it is. Here it
is, here it is. Okay.


He'll say yay or nay.

Gooped!

I am gooped!

Simply gooped!

Gooped!

Yay?

Girl, you should be yaying!

- 'Cause you're slaying!
- Yes.

This line is not only gooped.

It is snatched.

It is sickening. It is dusted.

It is eleganza extravaganza!

What is organza influanza?
Whatever, he loves it!


I just have some quick notes.

I love the entire line,

but at eternally ,

we're all about
less is more. So...

Less red, less
yellow, less green.

Okay... um, so,

you love the entire line,

except for the entire line?

Exactly! Yeah, you get it.

Can he tell I'm
crying on the inside?


Wow! There is
nothing more exciting

than an activities fair!

Well, maybe a book fair.

I'm not the audience
for this convo.

What even is the model
United Nations anyway?

Oh. Well, everyone chooses
a country to represent.

Then, each student
is given a packet

about the country's history,

political climate,
and resources.

Yeah, and each
country has to consider

what's best for them
and their people.

If all countries can agree
and sign a peace treaty,

then the whole class gets
extra credit! Isn't that cool?

Yeah, it's like a big text
chain, but for countries.

Wow, aunt Chelsea,
that is impressive.

How'd you know all that?

How'd I know all what?

I can't even.

Nia, there... there are
only two countries left.

Which are you gonna choose?

Well, I know that Belgium has

a serious water
pollution problem,

and I love a challenge.

But, Guatemala has
hydroelectric resources,

and I love the environment.

So, I'm torn.

Sounds like a pickle to me.

Well, it's too bad you
can't rep both countries.

Wait. Tess, you're right!

There is a way that I
can do two countries!

Look, if you wouldn't mind
joining the model UN as well,

I can take a country
and then you can, too!

And that way, I'd
kinda just be doing both.

I guess I could use
that history extra credit.

- Yeah.
- Since my mom used

my Roman Colosseum
project as a nacho bowl.

But, to be fair, you did use her
nacho bowl as the base, so...

So, I'll take Belgium
and you take Guatemala?

Awesome! It sounds
dope, I'm so excited about...

School? It's weird.

Tess!

Welcome to scholastic emotions!

What a rush!

Danni, whatever
embarrassing stories

they're telling you
about me are not true.

I did not accidentally wear
one of Nia's blouses for a day.

No, no, no.

Ms. Grayson and I
were just discussing

ways to incorporate hip hop

into classical
dance for ballet club.

Oh, that sounds
like it's gonna be en...

Pointe!

Well, I can be en relevé.

- Oh! Hey! Hey!
- Hey! Hey!

Look, mom, I can do it, too!

Okay, Levi, honey, I've got to
cure you of your two left feet!

You know I was the lead...

Lead in bats, love is blind.

Yeah. Have I, have I
mentioned that before?

Levi, you have dancer
blood, and so help me,

you will have dancer feet!

Okay, let's start
with this, huh? Um...

First position, all right?

Okay.

Let's face it, mom. The
legacy ends with me.

You know, honey,
on your father's side,

you come from a
long line of, um...

Well, let's just call
them storytellers, huh?

Or embellishers, you know.

Or liars. Liars.

Anyway, how about you help
mama with this instead, huh?

Uh-huh.

- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

- Fawn Princess.
- Mm-hmm.

- Stag prince.
- Yeah.

You need a handsome villain

with some gravitas.

And one dance move!

- What?
- All right, fine, I'll do it!

Booker!

Thank you! That was scary!

Oh, yeah! Our best
dancer can't have a welt

before the performance
of Fawn lake!

Your form just now when
you lifted Danni was fabulous!

I thought so, too! Are you
thinking what I'm thinking?

All right, listen, this game

doesn't usually turn
out too well for me.

Booker should join ballet club.

- Yes.
- Uh-uh. No, no, no. Booker's not...

Tutu excited to
be wearing tights.

Well,

I just thought it would be
cool to hang out together more.

I was, I was, I
was just, I was just

plié -ing! Of course I'm in!

So, Savannah Hauser was like,

"Guatemala, I need all your
gold and agricultural exports!"

And I was like, "Ireland,
no me juegas, brah!"

Wow. Tess, that is impressive.

Look at us. Running countries,

- taking over the world. Girl power!
- Woo!

Wow! Booker, you got
some of the basics down.

You got some skills!

Well, maybe it's beginner's luck

or maybe just a good teacher.

Well, well, well!
What do you know?

Wow. The story's been in
front of us this whole time.

The stag prince blushes
every time he sees

the Fawn maiden in
the majestic windy city.

Practically writes itself.

You know, I never get
tired of this whole deal.

I-I better get going.

Logan's meeting me here so we
can play fork-Kn*fe at my house.

Oh! Okay, cool! You guys
are becoming good friends.

Yeah, yeah. You
know, he's a cool BFF.

And so are you.

- Bye.
- See you.

Hey, b.

Man, can you
believe they're trying

to get dudes to
join the ballet club?

Those tights,
those... those moves,

those shoes.

No one with real swag
like us would do that.

Crazy, brah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Booker b wouldn't be caught dead
wearing ballet slippers, right, brah?

Right, yeah, right.

Brah.

- Let's get out of here, man.
- Yeah, let's go.

Ballet dancing. Ha, ha!

Impressed!

I am so... in... love.

Yes! Where... do... I... sign?

But, I have a few notes.

It's a little samey-samey,
don't you think?

Yes, but that's what
you asked for, no?

Yes! It's not.

At E , we're all
about making a splash.

So, add a splash of purple here,

splash of red there,
splash of yellow at the top,

maybe a little green.

Mm-hmm, so you want me to

put in hours of work to do
something I've already done?

- Exactement!
- You get it.

Mm, someone's gon' get it.

Hey, Tess, I think
I have a solution.

Okay, so, Guatemala's
hydroelectricity resources

are key to Belgium's
survival. If we stick together,

Belgium can solve its
water pollution problem.

- I see.
- Yeah.

So, Belgium's asking
Guatemala to betray its people

by taking resources away
from them for nothing in return.

Its people? No, Tess,
that is not it at all, okay?

This is actually
good for Guatemala.

Right. How so?

Well, uh, because
helping Belgium is...

Good for Guatemala?

Come on, Tess. You don't
even care about any of this.

You're only helping
me out for extra credit.

Just lemme do all the
thinking for Guatemala.


Oh, snap.

You're a dictator
trying to exert

your big Belgium
waffle power over me,

and I'm not gonna stand for it!

Oh, where'd you get the beret?

- Theater department.
- Cute.

Thanks.

I'm voting for what's
best for Guatemala.

- Come on, Tess...
- fight the power!

You're the power
in this scenario.

I did not know you
were brogan !

We've been playing
fork-Kn*fe online together

for months and didn't know it.

I'm glad we're
kickin' it, Booker b.

So...

Tell me what's up
with the carver girls.

You just must be the man,
being in The Chi-lective and all.

Nah, man. I was the man
before The Chi-lective, you feel me?

Wait, ballet rehearsal?

Didn't expect that
from Booker b.

Uh, well, I-I-I do
it to support Danni.

You know, she's new to town
and to school, just like you.

If you're putting
on ballet slippers,

you're catching
feelings, my friend.

Nah, nah, nah. It's not
like that, but, I mean,

I can't help it if she's
catching feelings for me.

Hey, book, it's
your rep, not mine.

Don't worry about my
rep. I do what I want.

Like, I can change
my mind right now.

"Don't think
ballet... Is for me."

See?

There! Done.

All right, sweet!

I can't believe you voted
against me, Tess! You know,

Guatemala is being a real
plantain in the neck right now.

You're mad with power, Nia!

And Belgium's being a
real carbonade flamande.

Oh. So now, you need
Guatemala to teach you

about the traditional
Belgian delicacy?

Okay, Guatemala and
Belgium, pipe down.

Switzerland is speaking.

Now, seriously, girls.
Why are you bickering?

Don't you remember why you
got into this in the first place?

- Extra credit?
- To be recognized

- as the greatest diplomat ever?
- Oh!

Did I say that out loud?

It was because of girl power.

Young girls shouldn't
tear other young girls down.

That's it.

That's my new line!

Ha, ha! Because
of you two bickering,

I got my inspiration!
Now, make up.

Well,

Belgium is ready to hear
Guatemala's apology.

Well, Guatemala isn't sorry!

No lo siento!

First the beret,
and now Spanish?

Who is she?

- Hey, uh, d-nice?
- B?

I just wanna say sorry again for
dropping out of ballet. It's just I...

No, no, no, no worries.

I've already found
a replacement.

- Oh, yeah? Who?
- Logan.

Oh!

What?

Logan?

Logan-Logan?

Oh, I get a cute
nickname, too? Hey, BB.

Hey, d-nice.

I was just telling
Booker the good news.

It's cool, right, Booker?

Huh? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, no, no,
no. I mean, I mean, hey!

It's good that you guys
support each other.

Yeah, Booker's my best
friend. He's awesome.

We better get to rehearsal.

Oh!

That was my vision.

And it stabbed me in the back.

Ow.

Hey, Logan!

How could you do
this to me, man?

I thought we were bromanos?

All right, lemme give
you some advice.

If you sleep, you get slept on.

You know, I'm getting a
little sick of your advice.

Well look, bro,

you said you and
Danni were just friends.

So, I moved.

And I moved... good.

Oh, so that's how
y'all do it in Hawaii?

'Cause that's not
how we do it in the chi.

Hoo.

Is-is this a dance-off?

Oh, I love it!

Dance-off! Dance-off!

Dance-off! Dance-off!

Booker! What are you doing?

I thought you dropped
out of ballet club.

Well, I was wrong.

I want back in, but
we'll talk about that later.

Right now, it's
time to dance, brah!

I present to you...

The ravenous girl power line!

I am bold!

I am brave!

- I am confused.
- I...

Am unique!

I am brilliant!

I am me!

Each piece is individualized
for the girl wearing it!

What is this, Raven?

Well, you know, it
might not be dusted

or eleganza or gooped! But...

It is some of my best work.

And it was inspired
by my daughter

and her best friend.

And by my instincts.

And it was your instincts
to make this so... much.

Much?

These are facts, Jax.

These are facts.

Uh, it's great! Brava!

You like it! You really like it!

Of course they do.
It's just so fabulous!

Um, I, of course, guided
her in every particular.

- We are so...
- oh, you got to be kidding...

They love the line!

We'll go into
production immediately.

I couldn't have done
it without you, brah.

Tess,

I'm sorry.

Look, pushing you
around wasn't girl power.

It was abuse of power.

And I'm sorry, too.

I shouldn't have accused
you of being a dictator.

I know you were
just trying to do

what's right for your country.

Look, I think that we
should make a peace treaty

that's best for
both our countries.

From now on, it's
girl power for real.

I've always got your back.

And I've got yours.

Okay, so I'll lend you my
hydroelectricity resources

if you withdraw your troops,

and remove all your tariffs,

and just throw in a little
Belgian waffle recipe, too.

Yes to the troops,
no to the tariffs,

yes to the waffles.

Sweet! Literally.

I am so proud of you girls.

Put it in there 'cause
mama's getting paid.

Face it, brah,

I've already won your spot,
and now I'm gonna win your girl.

Whoa, man.

You can't win a
girl from anybody.

She's not a trophy.

All right, look. You
got some moves,

but can you do this?

Is that all you've got?

Mom, are you seeing
what I'm seeing?

The big moment of Fawn lake.

The stag prince fighting for
the heart of the Fawn maiden.

The struggle between
the light and the darkness,

- hope and despair.
- Oh!

Where?

Oh! Booker's the winner!

Wait, what makes him the winner?

This is the herb-encrusted
octopus sham all over again!

Brah!

Congratulations, Booker!

You are now the
male lead in Fawn lake!

If he can commit to it.

Danni, I never
wanted to quit ballet.

I just... I let Logan
get in my head.

But, I don't wanna be just
friends with you anymore.

You don't?

I wanna be more than friends.

Okay, okay, now, Booker.

You are the prince, right?

And it's time for you to
capture the Fawn maiden

and rescue her from...

Lake Michigan,
and then return her

to her native forest
preserve on the south side!

Aunt Chelsea, who wrote this?

A genius, Booker! Now, go.

My baby's the prince! You know
he gets that bounce from me!

Ew, are those my tights?

Not anymore.

Oh! You better hold
that girl up, baby!

Please hold her up.
Hold her up, hold her up.

- Is that Levi?
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, he's the bad guy
trying to get the Fawn maiden

to go back to the petting
zoo on the north side.

You mean the one
at the farmers market?

Mm-hmm.

Who wrote this?
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