03x14 - Crewed Up

[bunniefuu]

Raven's home was filmed in
front of a live studio audience.

Nia! I am so excited.

The stars have aligned.

Our girl weekend
coincides with a sale.

We're gonna get our
hair done, our nails done,

and then we're
gonna do the three b's.

Bras, belts and boots.

Or we can work our
way from the bottom up.

Boots, belts and bras,
whatever you want.

Sorry mom, but I have an
ecology project this weekend.

It's like Christmas but the
trees stay in the ground.

I'm sorry. You probably
didn't hear me. It's a sale.

You're just gonna
bail on the three b's?

The only "b" I
need is basketball.

I'm gonna lead the peanuts
to victory this season!

Go peanuts!

Yes. Yeah, and I'm gonna
save the planet this weekend.

Go planet!

But Nia this is... Our week...

Aw, Rae. Aren't
you proud of her?

She's bailing on you to
go save the planet, huh?

You obviously don't
care about the sale either.

♪ Ohhh ♪

♪ Hey... Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ But then life
had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way
Learning how to fly ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay
Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids caught
up in a crazy world ♪

♪ C'mon! ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
Yo!

♪ We get loud! ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but
together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ When it's tough ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

Yep! That's us.

Oh hey, little bro.

You ready to go?

Uh, go ahead
Booker. I'll catch up.

I'm gonna hang with
my crew for a sec.

Levi, who's your tall friend

who doesn't require
corrective lenses?

What? He hasn't mentioned me?

I'm Levi's older
brother, Booker.

I'm Alexandra.

Founder and CEO
of the no-good nerds.

What?

Who's responsible for this?

Nerds, roll out.

Hey, coach Spitz,
thanks to my mom,

I'm an expert at
gettin' the side eye.

You just gave the no-good
nerds a category five.

Mm-hmm. There's a file of
unsolved pranks at this school.

The great library
book disappearance,

the case of the cricket crisis,

and now... the strange
appearance of the lilac liquid.

And you think the no-good
nerds are behind these pranks?

To be very clear,

I don't have any evidence.

But when I find it, the
penalty will be detention

all day, e'rry day.

Until then, I'm gonna
keep my side eyes on 'em.

You know what? I'm gonna
keep my side eye on 'em too.

Josh, lookin' good.

Ama, that spin move is tight!

Yo! Nice sh*t, Rachel.

That was a pass to
you, Jason. Look alive!

It's cool, coach. They
forgot my rhythm.

We'll whip 'em back
into shape though.

No, I'll whip 'em back
into shape, O'Malley.

While you were out chi-lecting,

Olivia was in here working.

She's the new
starting point guard.

She's a real team peanut.

Go peanuts!

My queen.

Lil lo-lo?

What are you doing here?

I joined this basketball team

so I can be the
starting sh**ting guard

to your starting point guard.

The Klay Thompson
to your Steph Curry.

The moon to your radiant sun.

Hey Lloyd, less
drooling, more dribbling.

Sound of my heartbeat.

Coach, I know I've
missed some practices,

but I can still do the work.

Prove it. Nineteen
stations drill. I'll clock you.

So Tess, my project
is to form a garden plan

for the school's green space.

Okay, so that means finding
the ideal compost fertilizer mix,

light sources, you see
what I'm saying, Tess?

Olivia Olivinksy?

Her name doesn't even
fit on the back of a Jersey!

Yeah, you're right Tess.
You should marry Levi.

I know, right?

See, now I know you're
not listening to me.

Hey, mom. I'm off
to the rooftop garden

so I can find some
more inspiration.

Oh, the ol' rooftop
garden, you say?

You know, there's
something so satisfying about

planting a tomato, you know?

Raising that tomato,

watching that tomato,
you know, grow up

and go off to college,

that's it!

Aunt Chels, you're
exactly what I need

to ace this project!

Me? Oh, come on... well...

I did, I did once stage
a sit-in in an oak tree.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

And I basically inspired
Leonardo DiCaprio's whole thing.

- So... I did.
- Hello?

Your mama's right here.

I mean, maybe this is
something that we should do.

You know? Maybe I can
help you with your project.

Yeah, mom. It
involves plants and dirt.

Yeah and... we all
know you don't do dirt.

I do dirt.

I can do dirt.

See? Look. Right here.

Ugh...

My hand... is in the dirt.

Uh... I'm all up in
it. I'm all up in it.

Why don't y'all just go ahead?

- You guys go ahead.
- Okay.

- Yeah, we'll see you later.
- See you later. Bye!

Bye.

Come here, Tess! Help
me! Help me, help me!

I got you.

How bad is it?

Count backwards from ten.

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

Six, five, four... Three, two...

All better.

Thank you.

I can't believe Nia bailed
on me this weekend.

And now she doesn't
even want my help.

Hi, Tess.

What are you doin' this weekend?

Changing my peanut page bio

from "starting point
guard" to "bench warmer."

Tess, what do I always say
about taking no for an answer?

Never do it?

Exactly.

Remember Sophia on froth...

fabulous rappers of the
hardwood... season three?

Right, she was on tour with Lil Z
but then realized ball was life...

Yes, and when she got back,

she realized that someone
had taken her starting spot

so she had to fight
for her spot back.

I don't know basketball,
but I know froth.

And I can help you get
your spot back, Tess.

Ms. B, do you only
want to help me

because Nia won't
let you help her?

What?

No... Would that be wrong?

Tess, there's a daughter-sized
hole in my heart right now,

and only you can fill it.

You really think we can do it?

Did Theresa make
the winning sh*t

against the Fresno Folkballers
in the season four finale?

Yeah.

Hey, Levi!

All set for us to
come over tomorrow

and discuss the big plan...

Uh, hey Alexandra!
I'm just here with...

Booker, my brother.

Oh! S.I.R. I got it.

Did you just "sibling
in the room" me?

Uh, talk to you tomorrow! Bye!

Levi, do you ever
wonder why coach Spitz

keeps giving you and the
no-good nerds the side eye?

What's up with you guys?

Coach Spitz gives
everybody the side eye.

He has resting side eye.

Levi, you need to be more
careful with your new friends.

Look, I'm just
trying to protect you.

Booker, it's fine.

The no-good nerds are
super nice and super cool.

You're just hangry.

I'm what?

You're just hangry! Let me
go get you a Chimichanga.

The no-good nerds strike again.

Great job, Levi.

That's how we roll.

Oh... oh, now I'm really hangry.

Whoo!

All right, sweetheart. We
need to get you a ritual.

Okay, so, um...

How about a little bounce here,

and then a bounce here,

and then, oh! We can
go around your back.

Like this, okay? And
then maybe you...

Kiss to the sky, kiss to the
sky, drop it down and go.

I'm a peanut,
not a globetrotter.

You want your spot back or not?

Kiss to the sky,
kiss to the sky.

Whoo! Hey! Okay, okay.

Okay, time for conditioning.

Drop down and
give me high knees!

Drop down but
give me high knees.

There, there it is!
Right there. Right there.

Okay, Nia. So...

The compost feeds the soil.

But the fertilizer
feeds the plants.

So we have to come up
with the perfect mix of both.

Mix.

Okay, okay.

Hey, hey, you guys! Your
drill is disturbing our drill.

Huh? Sorry, we couldn't
hear you over the drill.

Oh, no. It's okay,
Nia. I can read lips.

I love you too, Raven.

You know what, Nia? Actually,
besides reading her lips,

I can also read her face.

Yeah, the eyes,

plus the nose, carry
the lips... Yeah...

We should go.

It takes Taylor two minutes

to get from history
class to the cafeteria.

That's not a lot of time.

Unless you get him in the
blind spot by the science lab.

That's where he's
most vulnerable.

Yes! See?

That's what I'm
talking about, Elliot.

Initiative.

Yeah, Elliot.

Initiative.

You know what? I'm gonna...

I'm gonna go get a juice box.

I love it when a
plan comes together.

It's like the first moment when
you fire up the Bunsen burner.

I'm loving this crew.

We're gonna teach
Taylor a thing or two.

Hi!

Hey! Um...

Aunt Chels, this is supposed
to just be a presentation.

Nia! You're not
gonna save the world

with just a presentation
about compost, you know?

You gotta actually
make the compost.

Okay, yeah, but do we
have to do this in here?

Well, everywhere else was taken.

Raven kicked us off the roof,
and the boys in the living room.

Plus, I don't want to
get all of this in my room.

Mix all that up.

Gotta mix it...

Thank you. Thank
you, aunt Chelsea.

Yeah!

Whatever. Whatever.
This is great.

Yeah, all we gotta do
is kick things up a notch.

- Right?
- Right...

I'm sorry. Are
things not kicked?

Well, it's been a
while since I had time

to save the whole world, right?

I gotta catch up.

Well, aunt Chels,

I think you're all caught up.

Also this compost
smell is so overwhelming,

it's making my eyes water.

I know. It's emotional, Nia.

Me too.

That's the sweet smell
of environmentalism, huh?

All right, Tess.

Nineteen stations, Raven style.

All right, check it out. First,

I want you to do
the ladder, okay?

One, two, three,
get two feet in there,

- make it happen.
- Whoo! Okay, Ms. B., I see you.

Froth definitely taught
you some moves.

Good job, good job.

Well done, Tess.

Okay, next! Your defenders.

- You ready?
- I'm ready.

All right, juke! Then
come over here

make a quick little spin turn,

- get it out!
- Got it!

Juke!

Oh, my shoulder.
Oh, my shoulder.

Keep going, Tess!

- Ooh! Ay!
- Ow.

You got it. You feel good?

- I got it.
- Good, 'cause I don't.

Next! Don't let me
get the ball, Tess.

Don't let me get the ball.
Don't let me get the ball.

Wait for it, wait
for it, wait for it.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, my back!

You think your five firewalls
are gonna stop me, Elliot?

I dream in ones and zeros.

You... just... got... coded!

Alexandra, you are
so "code" blooded.

Hello, nerds.

So, I was thinking...

I could totally be
a part of you crew.

Hey, Levi.

Can I talk to you in the
hallway for a second?

I'm kinda busy.

Oh. Ah, man. It slipped my mind.

Your mom got trapped
in the bathroom.

Again?

So, do you have an Allen wrench?

Levi, you don't need it.

Look, I lied.

Okay? But I had a vision.

If you keep fooling around
with the no-good nerds,

you're gonna end up making
someone feel miserable.

And, I know that's
not who you are.

Booker, stop this.

You don't know what
you're talking about.

They get me, I get them.

I really like my crew.

Please don't mess
this up for me.

But it's my job to protect you.

I told you, I don't
need protecting.

Uh-oh.

The quadruple Decker peanut
butter banana jamma jelly sandwich.

Wanna talk about it?

What is that smell?

Environmentalism.

Smells like you
need this sandwich

just as much as I do.

Booker, you wouldn't
believe the day I'm having.

I love the planet more
than anyone else I know,

but aunt Chelsea
is driving me crazy.

Oh? You think your day's bad?

Levi's new friends
are not great people.

Trust me, Nia. I had a vision.

Trust me anyway.

Look, are you sure you're not
just being a little overprotective?

Uh, yeah. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, I am.

But I have my reasons.

Okay? Number one:
The purple water fountain.

All those missing library books.

Accosting kids in the
hallway on their way to lunch.

That's right, accosting.

I speak nerd now, brah.

Okay, remember what it was like

before Levi and aunt
Chelsea moved in?

It was just you and me, book.

You know, us twins
against the world.

And then you and Levi
became best friends.

But that wouldn't have happened if
I kept you from making new friends.

Yeah...

You know, I guess you're right.

I mean...

Yes, yes, I am.

Well...

It sounds to me
like aunt Chelsea got

a little too excited
about the environment.

Yeah.

Sounds like someone else I know.

Is this...

Are we both right?

You know what?

- I think so.
- Oh... okay!

How you like that?

Well, it won't happen
again. Being right is my thing.

Well, right now,
being ripe is your thing.

Yeah.

Aw, thank you, Nia.
Thank you so much.

You are really taking
care of your mama.

But you know, if you
moved it a little to the left,

that's also your mama.

- Oh!
- Ahh.

That's nice. That's nice.

Mom, thank you

for helping out my
best friend this weekend.

You really are
the best mom ever.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

And I know we missed
bras, belts and boots but

I do have tickets for the sustainable
fashion exhibit next weekend!

Nia, I feel... I feel, uh...

- I feel so much...
- love.

- Joy, just...
- no, no.

Pain! Girl, put that ice
pack back on my back.

Oh, yes. That's the love.

- That's the love.
- Okay.

And, yes, I would love to
go with you next weekend.

Thanks.

- Hey, Ms. B.
- Hey!

Hey! Look, Tess.
I'm icing my back,

I'm ready for it. Put
me in the game, coach!

I'm about to... oh! Oh, no!

Ow. I don't think I'm ready.

I don't think I can, yeah.

It's okay, Ms. B.

You've already inspired
me a lot this weekend.

You would not quit
on me yesterday

and I'm not gonna
quit on my team.

I got this.

I'm so proud of you, Tess.

And I know Regina from
froth would be proud of you too.

She would. Now help me back
to bed. Come on, help me up.

Oh. It hurts so bad.

Ooh, ow! That's painful.

Hey, Nia.

Hey! Listen, um...

I was just adding some
worm casings to the compost,

and, um, I noticed your
presentation poster and...

Well, I guess I realized
I might have gone

a teensy-weensy
little bit overboard.

Okay, a lot overboard.

Because this... this, honey...

It's great.

Um...

- I'm sorry.
- Hey, aunt Chels, don't be.

Look, working in my
room, as messy as it was,

- gave me an idea.
- Yeah?

I can start an indoor
classroom garden.

Yeah!

- A greenhouse. I can help you!
- No!

Thank you, aunt Chelsea.

But I'm good. Thank you.

Looks like TNT got
her spark back!

Final station!

That was great. You
won your spot back.

Actually, coach,
I've been thinking.

Olivia has been here
working really hard.

She should start next game.

And I'll be here,
ready to back her up.

You've got a good attitude.

Glad to have you back, O'Malley.

Hey. Uh, Levi, look.

I know I've been acting
like a helicopter brother

but it was only
because of my vision.

From now on, I'm gonna let
you fly with your own wings.

It's good to know I've
got eyes in the sky.

And why don't you leave
the metaphors up to me?

Hey, look, we've got him.

At the science lab
just like you said.

The no-good nerds strike again.

Great job, Levi.

That's how we roll.

You know, you
know, you know what?

You know what? I knew it!

You know why?
'Cause I'm a helicopter.

It's why I hover.

Calm down, Booker. All
we did was help Taylor

get his first ever "a"
in his science class.

The no-good nerds
specialize in vigilante tutoring.

We don't like to be constrained

by the : to :
pm tutoring schedule.

Oh. Okay, okay, okay.

What about the
lilac liquid, huh?

What about the
missing library books?

And what about all
that code breaking?

Testing fluoride levels,

books were overdue,
and the code breaking,

well, that was just
me showing off.

So, so, so...

I was right about you
guys being up to something.

But I was wrong
about it being no good.

I know your heart
was in the right place.

No.

Here you go, mom.
A fresh ice pack.

Thank you,
sweetheart, thank you.

Oh, my goodness,
thank you so much.

Tess.

- Yeah?
- Could you fluff my pillow, please?

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Okay, okay, stop.

Okay.

Okay, here you go, mom.

Lemonade and iced
tea with a splash of lime.

- Just how you like it.
- Thank you so much.

You guys are taking
such good care of me.

Well, the bathroom is clean.

And I put out those little flower-shaped
soaps for you, too, auntie Rae.

Levi, you are so
thoughtful. I love you.

All right, come on. Guys. We
still have a lot of errands to run.

We gotta go to the grocery
store, and to the laundromat. Oh!

And I wanna get your
mom those mini-quiches

from that bakery
she likes across town.

Aw, you guys are taking
such good care of me.

But, yeah, hurry up.
Those quiches sell out quick.

I'll be right back.
You feel better, okay?

Okay. Aw, thank
you... it hurts. It hurts.

Where is the remote?

I'm about to watch froth.

I forgot the keys.