03x24 - The Story So-fa

[bunniefuu]

Raven's Home was filmed in
front of a live studio audience.

Oh! Look at us, Rae!

Fixin' the couch
ourselves. Again...

I told you, Chels, we are
strong, independent women.

We don't need a man.

Psssh. No! No way! Haha, what!

Looks like mom and auntie Rae

are repairing that couch
for the third time this month.

They pay more attention to
that couch than they do to us!

Mom, aunt Chels! Hi!

Hey, don't you
guys ever get tired of

fixing up that old thing?

What? Us? No. No, no. No way!

No, we like doin'
a little DIY, right?

Ordering our parts from Chi-Kea.

It's way easier. And,
it's cheaper, right?

And look, just like new.

- Not this part.
- No.

This part's not new.

Put that-put that back.

- What up, fam?!
- Alright, look.

We got good news.
We got bad news.

- Alright, hit us with the good news.
- What?! No...

No, Rae. You want
the bad news first.

That way, the good
news swoops in and...

You know, makes you feel better.

Alright, so, uh, give
us the bad news.

- Okay, well...
- or do we want the good news first.

You, know? So we can
savor it. Really enjoy it.

Before the bad news comes
in, just makes everything bad.

This can, uh, this
could go on for a while!

So why don't you just say it?

Well, the good news is my
Grandma Zophia is coming for a visit!

- I love grandma zophia.
- Yeah.

The bad news is she had a fall.

Oh, that's-that is bad.

- That's bad.
- But, she recovered.

Oh! Yeah!

But everyone...

She's really fragile, okay?

So just, please
treat her carefully.

You know what, we will.

We're gonna chill out
and just relax on the couch.

Yeah!

Oop!

Not... Not-not that couch.

♪ Hey... Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ But then life
had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way
Learning how to fly ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay
Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids caught
up in a crazy world ♪

♪ C'mon! ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
Yo!

♪ We get loud! ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but
together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ When it's tough ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

Yep! That's us.

Okay, here's one!
I kinda like this...

I like the lumps,
Chels, I like the lumps.

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah, it's like a
massage chair except,

you do the work yourself.

Very nice.

Okay, enough is enough.

Don't you guys think
that it's time to toss out

this couch and get a new one?

Great idea. Good goin', Nia!

No "good going, Nia."

No, no we are not
getting rid of this couch...

Absolutely not!

We put a lot of money
into this one already.

- Now if you'll excuse us...
- Uh-huh.

We have to go to work

and sit on a couch that
is a lot more comfortable.

I see what's goin' on here.

Mom and aunt Chels
have put all of their money

into starting up
their new business.

They're probably
strapped for cash.

Makes sense. I mean,

the little fixes they
do on the couch are

definitely less expensive
than getting a new one.

Wait...

Levi, what if we
bought one ourselves?

Like as a present for
them, but mainly for us.

I dunno, Nia.
That's a big decision.

I didn't do all those chores

for Gertie in B so I
could buy a couch.

I'm tryin' to go
to college here.

Come on, Levi...

Why don't you, uh,
sit down and give me

one good reason why we
shouldn't get a new couch.

Okay.

Eh...

We need a new couch.

- Great. Let's go!
- Nope.

Can't get up.

My butt's asleep.

I love when Grandma Zo visits!

She's the best!

She gives the best gifts and
she bakes the best cookies!

She's just all around the...

The best?

Yeah!

I'm gonna take care of her
and do all of her favorite things.

Play cards, do puzzles,
and quilt a little bit.

Actually, I'm gonna call her
right now. She should be here.

Somebody here got my number?

Grandma, what are you doing?

And, what are you wearing?

Oh, well, I'm rockin' out!

Your mother and I are
making a music video.

Where's the hug?

You just had a fall.

Don't you think you
should sit back and relax?

Oh... I've been
sitting all the way here.

On my hog! Vroom, vroom!

On your hog?

- Are those bugs in your hair?
- Oh!

Yeah...

My motorcycle goes
miles an hour.

You should see how
many bugs I swallowed.

Man, grandma zo.
You've really changed.

And so have you!

Why you used to come up to here.

And now, you're as tall as me!

But, how quick are your hands?

- Ah!
- Too slow.

What's happened to
sweet grandma zo?

I dunno. It's your grandma.

Grandma, did you bring
your famous cookies?

No.

Cookies take time to bake.

And I do not have time to waste.

How does... A monster
truck rally sound?

Sounds like you're
the best grandma ever!

Go ahead. Pinch these cheeks.

Ow!

When-when'd you get so strong?

Oh, probably about the
same time you got so soft.

Oh, but you are still adorable!

Hey! I'm gonna go tell
your mom we're outie!

Okay...

I don't think she
should be doin'

all this stuff after her fall.

Tess, I think she's fine.

She looks like she's
living her best life.

Ah, I shouldn't have pushed.

Tess!

I just had a vision of
grandma zo getting hurt

because she pushed
herself too much.

I knew it!

We have to slow
her down a little bit.

Hey! We better
hit the truck rally.

Oh! Maybe we could ride

on one of those monsters. Eh?

No, grandma zo.

Like you used to always tell me:

You can look at the
monsters, just don't touch.

- And did you listen when I said that?
- No.

Mh-hmm. Then zip it! Let's go.

All right, kids!

This is like the longest walk

to a pinata I've ever taken.

This, uh, blindfold
smells a little funky.

Is this Booker's sock?

And behold!

The kindness of
your loving children.

Okay, ready? Take 'em off!

Okay...

Ah!

Take in that new couch feel,

that new couch shine,
that new couch smell!

Hmm... ahh!

Levi, don't be weird.

Look at them, Levi.
They're speechless!

No!

Oh, wow. They're
really gettin' in there.

Oh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Okay, stop! Stop! We
knew you guys would never

get a new couch for yourselves,

so we put all of our funds
and asked our dads for help.

What?

When?

This morning, when
you guys told us

to keep it down while
you were working.

Yeah, but why? Why?! Whyja?!

Why? Why? Whyja?!

- Why?
- To surprise you.

What's goin' on? You
don't seem too happy.

We told you, we put
money in that couch!

Right, and now you
won't have to anymore.

You're welcome!

What? No... ahh! No!

Sweetheart, no.

We meant we literally
put money in that couch!

Our whole life savings
was in that couch!

I'ma-I’m-I’m...

I'ma need to lie
down. I'ma need...

I'm gonna lie down too.

- This couch is amazing.
- Yeah.

We are so sorry.

We wanted to do
something nice for you.

You did, sweetie. You did.

Now, here's what I'ma need.

I'ma need this old couch back,

so I can get my money out of it.

Um, did you-did
you... where did you...

- Is it on the curb?
- Is it on the curb?

Um... well, it was.

And, then we called the
donation center to come pick it up.

Oh. Okay...

Ohh, curses for raising such
beautiful, generous children, Chels!

I am so good at
mothering! I'm too good!

- You are Rae. You're a hero!
- Thank you.

Let's back up. I'm confused.

Why did you keep all of
our money in the couch?

Well, Levi...

You see, ever since your dad
stole all the schmop money,

I haven't had much
confidence in banks.

I like to keep my
mind on my money

and my money in my couch.

Ah! Oh my god, I
just came up with that!

- What?!
- It's gone, Chels...

- Yeah. I know.
- It's all gone.

We have to get to work,
we have a client there.

We're gonna have to make money,

- since all the money we had is gone...
- I...

We'll talk about this later!

Nia, what are we gonna do?

We can fix this.

We just need to call
that donation center

and tell them we
need that couch back.

What do you mean we
can't get the couch back?!

Well-well, who bought it?

Somebody else's business...
You don't have to be rude.

Oh, oh, you literally mean
someone else's business. Ah.

Oh, okay! Well,
can you tell us who?

I got it.

Listen, bucko! And
you listen good.

I'm tryin' to go
to college here.

Now, you're gonna tell us
who purchased that couch.

Their address and
their phone number.

Hello?

Hello?

I dunno what you said,
Nia, but they hung up on ya.

You know, for someone
who's on the mend,

you sure are strong.

Winning that one-armed
pull-up contest

got you a free ride
in the monster truck.

And this is the hat I got!

They were giving those hats way.

I still made that marine cry.

What a rush!

Oh, it made my
heart skip a b*at.

Oh, in a good way!

Ya know, not in a, "I had
too much sugar" kinda way.

Oh, does that mean
it's time for your nap?

- Come on. Come on.
- Hey, wise guy! I don't take naps!

I'm an athlete!

Yeah! It's time to hit the bag!

Hit the bag? Booker,
where does it end?

With an ice pack.

Unless we do something.

- Tess?
- Nia! I missed you!

I missed you!

Guys, it's only been
like three hours.

Let's go, Nia. Hey, Booker!

- Miss ya! Yes!
- Miss you too, lil' bro!

- Save me a cookie?
- Hey, they came in a box.

But they, like,
still taste good.

Booker, grandma zo
used to be so mellow.

I'm really worried if
she doesn't slow her roll,

she's gonna end
up in a full body cast.

I'll be on the roof
if you need me.

Yeah, no. That roll
is picking up speed.

We need a plan. Fast.

- Ah, got it!
- Really?

No, no, no, I don't got it.

- Oh. Oh, oh wait, I got it!
- Yeah?

Dang, I still don't got it!

But I'ma get it. I'ma get it...

Oh my gosh, Levi.

We have been to every
business in the neighborhood.

I'm exhausted.

Let's just sit and regroup
in this air conditioning

until they make
us order something.

Yikes...

I thought our couch
was uncomfortable.

This feels worse.

I know! It's almost
as lumpy as...

Our couch?

Oh, Levi! It is our couch!

Shhh...

It is our couch.

Levi, we've gotta get
this thing outta here.

But how?

Well, by doing what the
Baxter-Carter-Graysons do best...

We're gonna scheme.

Hello, ladies! How are you all?

Alright, now, before we
meet the rich widower,

I wanna introduce
you all to grandma zo.

And, when we meet
her, let's try to turn this

like wild grandma, into
like a-a mild grandma.

No, no, no... not that
you guys are mild...

Myrtle, could you...

Could you please wake up Alma?

Awesome.

Okay, Joyce, Marie.
You guys are on bingo.

Peggy, Trudy... hard candy.

Myrtle, Alma... you
guys are my quilters.

Grandma zo is on her way!

I had to take a left
hook to the ribs but,

I got her to stop boxing.

Hey, what's goin' on here?

These are all the
hip single ladies!

I think they wanted to hang
with you. See what's up.

Yeah, right.

There isn't a real
hip in this bunch.

Grandma zo, these
are all our neighbors.

- Just give 'em a chance.
- Please?

For me? I mean, we have
all the things you used to love.

Fine. I need to
cool down anyway.

You girls like
alligator wrestling?

Okay! We're gonna leave
you to it. Have fun, ladies!

- Told ya I was gonna get it.
- This was my plan!

What is with your
family and the punching?

Sorry! This seat's taken.

Hey! Ma'am.

Trust me, this couch will
only add to your discomfort.

Hey there, cuties!

Yeah, so it's one thing when

you're sitting there and
not ordering anything.

But it's another when you're
pushing away paying customers.

So either order, or scooch.

We have to tell you
something about this couch.

Yes...

- Bad feng shui.
- Oh!

It's directly across
from the restroom.

Do you really wanna flush
away all of your blessings?

No...

Hmm. It doesn't seem
to fit anywhere else...

Let's put it on the sidewalk!

Or! I can hang a mirror
outside the restroom

to reflect all this luck
back on the couch! Yes!

That mirror really is gonna
tie this room together.

Okay, do it...

Now! Go, go, go, go!

Ah.

Oh! No, Levi! Are you okay?

Oh no, sweetie! What happened?

My brother has
fallen terribly ill.

And it's bad.

Oh, we need to
call the paramedics.

No, no, no, no.

He just needs a
breath of fresh air.

But we can't move him,

so we'll just have
to use this stretcher.

Oh no, sweetie,
this isn't a stretcher.

- This is a couch.
- Oh, it'll have to do!

No, I have a stretcher in
the back that you can use.

Of course you do.

- Ehh...
- Just give it up! Levi.

Obviously, we are not
the schemers of the family.

But the thinkers!

So we're gonna need to call
in the dream scheme team.

There are only two people

who are more
devious than we are.

- Tess and Booker.
- Mm-mmm.

More professional.

Oh, my dad.

I'm just gonna tell you.

I was talking about our moms.

Jab. Jab. Hook.

Uppercut. Nice uppercut, peg!

Okay, Marie! Keep
it clean. No biting.

Hey, yeah, it's
all fun and games

until somebody
loses their teeth.

Grandma, what's going on?

And what did you do with
all the quilts and bingo cards?

Why are you so hung up
in all this old people stuff?

'Cause you're old, grandma!

I'm sorry. I'm
sorry, it's just...

You know what?

Never mind.

Uh, girls, we need the
room. Why don't you, uh,

power walk around the block! Eh?

Tess, what's goin' on?

What's going on with you?

All this wild stuff?

I'm worried about
you getting hurt again.

Tess...

Do you know what I
was doing when I fell?

I was walking from
my yarn basket,

to my rocking chair.

It's a risk just walking
through the living room

and I would rather
take my risk living.

Oh...

I'm sorry.

I just wanted to
take care of you.

And, maybe have cookie
time like we used to.

- You remember the song?
- I do.

♪ When the big hand
is on the cookie jar ♪

♪ and the little hand
is on the tummy ♪

♪ it's time to make
and eat something ♪

♪ that's yummy
yummy yummy yummy ♪

Cookie time!

Wow.

Yo, when I was four
that song was fire.

Don't at me.

I-I like making cookies.

But I don't like to
just make cookies.

Bolo.

It's yolo and we
don't say it anymore.

Uh, whadya think
the "b" stood for?

Boring. Boring only lives once.

I didn't wanna bolo...
You know what?

That may catch on.

Hmm! Okay!

Hey! Why don't we
go make some cookies

and I will tell you
all about last week

when I ran with the bulls!

Hey, you told us you
were on a cruise to Boca.

- Yeah, and if your mother asks, I was.
- Okay.

My baby girl!

Ooh! Ooh! Still as lumpy
and bumpy as I remember!

- Levi, you're goin' to college.
- Yes!

We-we still have to get
this couch outta here.

And I don't see that happening
with glarin' Maren over there

okay, alright. Here's
what we do. Ready?

We tell her that the feng
shui in the building is off.

I already did that.

Ooh! Levi fakes
a fainting spell.

Been there too.

Oh.

Well, since the
greatest hits didn't work,

I guess we gotta
go old school...

I'll distract Maren while you
guys get this couch out of here.

I love my baby girl!

And, yes, this time I mean you.

Ahem. Hello? Hi? Ms. Maren.

I'd like to file a complaint.

Well, you know, a complaint

is just a few letters
away from a compliment.

How can I help you get there?

Last week, I had a
croissant that was stale.

Why didn't you
tell me last week?

Let me guess, because last week

your family wasn't trying to
sneak the couch out of my shop.

I can see it in the
reflection of the pots.

Ms. Maren, we are so sorry.

This is our couch and we
didn't mean for it to get donated.

This is just a really
big misunderstanding.

Yeah, how do we...
how do we fix this?

Can we buy it back?
Let's say uh, $ .

What?

Well...

I only paid $
for it. So, sold!

Oh! Okay, yeah,
pay the girl, Chels.

Alright. Alright.

Let me get my purse.

- There it is.
- Alright.

There you go.

This is our couch bank.

Oh, you should
have just told me.

Why? Then you will
give us our money back?

Well, as a fellow
business owner,

- you can't knock the hustle.
- No, you can't.

- C'mon, you guys!
- Let's do it!

Push, push, push.

Use your legs! Not your back!

Alright, push!

♪ It's yummy yummy yummy yummy ♪

♪ it's cookie time ♪

♪ it's cookie time ♪

♪ it's cookie time ♪

What? I like it
now. It's catchy.

I told you it was a bop, bro!

Ayee, you told me it was a bop!

- Okay, straight back.
- Okay!

Alright, alright, now pivot!

Pivot. Pivot!

- This way.
- You're not pivoting!

Wait!

- Wait, you guys, it's stuck.
- Yeah.

Hey, Raven! I can
help! I can push!

Oh thanks Grandma
Zo, but don't wor...

Wow. You are strong.

Oh! My arm... Oh,
that sounds bad!

Grandma! Are you okay?

I'm good.

But I dropped all the cookies.

No!

Ahh, I shouldn't have pushed.

Hey, this was my vision.

And what I was worried about.

But, she's fine.

Hey, grandma, I'm really
sorry your doctor said

no skydiving for a while.

It's okay.

But he didn't say anything
about skateboarding!

Yeah!

Grandma zo, you skateboard?

You are granny goals.

Bolo!

Bolo!

- Aw!
- Ooh! Ah!

Sorry, sorry.

Wow. This couch is so less lumpy

without all the money inside.

You know, I can't
believe we had money

under our butts the whole time.

I always wondered why I find s
in your cushions instead of quarters.

I didn't say I took the s.

I don't need
money, y'all feed me.

So! Mom, aunt Chels,
where'd you guys end up

stashing all of the money?

Nah-nah-ah, Nia. No, no, no.

We'll never tell.

Found it!