01x31 - Off to Zuno Sama's! Find Out Where Super Dragon Balls Are!

[bunniefuu]

Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me
Go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage
Don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of god

Kyo-Let's-Mo-Let's-Dynamic!

Let's Go! Go! Big panic!

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothin' gonna stop me no mo'
Try me

So-Zets-Cho-Zets-Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going
Power pumpin' up

Something greater waiting not so far away

The fighting competition
between the th Universe

and the th Universe draws near.

Deities don't make wishes.

If we had to wish for something,

"Wipe out all of existence!"

Huh?!

...or something like that might be
fun enough to provide a thrill.

Meanwhile, Bulma was
trying on her own to collect

the Super Dragon Balls
and resist Beers' high-handedness.

We're on the edge of the universe,
so we can't search everywhere.

I can't make the Radar any more powerful,

so to find the Super Dragon Balls,

we're going to have to
go to the center of the universe.

Her one and only hope was this man.

That was close!

"Off to See Zuno-sama!
Find Out Where the Super Dragon Balls Are!"

Galactic Patrol Headquarters to all patrolmen--

a dine-and-dash has occurred
at galactic coordinates -A- .

The culprit, Geppuman, is on the wanted list
for habitual dining and dashing.

Repeat, the culprit is Geppuman.

For Pete's sake, they're everywhere.

Quit your whining and come here at once!

Or I'll have my husband
att*ck Galactic Patrol Headquarters!

But with all the time it will take from here...

Vegeta, you're on!

Hey, hey, hey! Hold on, Bulma!
All right! All right!

Here it is my precious time off, too.

Aren't elites allowed to have
even a little bit of rest?

I'm still off-duty! You're supposed to
enjoy traveling on the way!

Who wants to rush everywhere they go?!

Whenever Bulma is involved,
nothing good comes of it.

Ah, it's so aggravating!

That made me feel a little better.

We just detected the expl*si*n

of Galactic Natural Monument #
at your coordinates.

Patrolman Jaco, please report
immediately what just happened!

Patrolman Jaco!

Geppuman just destroyed
the natural monument!

I am now engaging in pursuit!

Copy!

Wh-What gives, Jaco?

Would that be your
I'm-so-late-getting-here-I-now-regret-it pose?

This is all your fault.

Huh?

Nothing, just talking to myself.

So, about this matter of wanting to
go to the center of the universe...

Yes!

Are you an idiot?!
The galaxy alone is ridiculously huge!

The universe is so vast,
there are countless numbers of galaxies!

You think you can get there?

There's no way you can get there!

Like hell you can get there!

Huh?

Ah. I'm not asking
to take that spaceship of yours.

I thought that if you took me
as far as Galactic Patrol Headquarters,

someone might know how to get there.

We are a patrol that only covers
the area of the Milky Way Galaxy.

There's nobody who knows how to
go some place so ridiculously far away.

It's no use.

Try as I might, I ain't able to sense
Kaioshin-sama's Ki anywhere.

Maybe he's relaxing
and taking a nap or something.

Yo! You finally got here, huh?

Ugh... As you can see,

I can't count on either
Kaioshin-sama or this bunch.

Are you sure you aren't mistaking me
for a handyman, or something?

So it's too much for even the Galactic Patrol.

Didn't I tell you that
calling this guy in won't do any good?

Well, I'll be going, then.

Hey! Nobody asked for your opinion!

Come on, can't you do something?

No, nothing.

Oh, don't be ungracious.

Do you think I'm still any age
where doing this is going to work?

Ow-w-w-w...

Hmph!

Come to think of it...

There's a world just a little past earth,

where a mysterious man named Zuno-sama,
who knows everything, lives.

Zuno-sama? And he knows everything?

Yeah, you'll be stunned.

He can even tell you the pattern
on the underpants of a total stranger.

I wonder if he knows about
the Super Dragon Balls, too.

I don't know what Super Dragon Balls are,

but naturally, Zuno-sama will know.

Oh! I thought it was real leather,
but this is synthetic, isn't it?

If you're going to criticize, get out.

Don't move that without asking!

Put some kind of music on.

No way, no matter what!

Hey!

What?

Don't try anything funny with Bulma.

Enough with the nonsense! Get us out of here!

Yes, Bulma-sama...

Off we go!

We've both got some strong-willed wives, huh?

Hmph. W-Well, yeah.

But then, I don't dislike her.

When you say it like that, I like Chichi, too.

It's the Saiyan blood.
We only have strong-willed women.

Huh?!

Ah! So that's it!

At last, I understand!

A competition with the th Universe?
Super Dragon Balls?

This is all stuff even an elite
like me doesn't know about.

I was just told about it yesterday, myself.

This is a very fascinating tale.
I wonder if you might bring me along.

I think it's probably fine.

They said friends and family
of contestants were welcome.

If you like, you can bring
your current girlfriend, too.

Huh? Don't tell me, you got dumped again?

I did not! She said,
"You deserve someone better than me."

Ha-ha! That's a line they always use
when they want to break up!

You really are a woman of no delicacy.

Hmm?

I'm not stopping, even if you scream!

Huh?

I thought I was going to die...

I-I don't feel so good...

What are you, an idiot?

Wh-What?

Hmph, you've gotten older, huh?

I-I didn't mean it like that!

I'm just saying that you've
changed a lot since we first met!

Are you talking about that one time?

Yeah.

I've pretty much figured it out.

Hm-hmm, easy!

That girl is a genius.

You think that's the issue?!

She thinks she can do anything.
There's nothing she's afraid of.

That was many years ago.
Of course I'm going to change a little.

With your attitude and feel for piloting,

I thought you might even
become a member of the Galactic Patrol.

That might have been a fun life to lead.

But I'm Vegeta's wife, and Trunks' mama.

Right now, I'm content with that.

Oh!

That's the planet.

Oh! This truly is a tasteful mansion.

It is?

He's kind of... huge!

Welcome, and thank you for coming.

Are you Zuno-sama?

No.

We are the ones who see to Zuno-sama's needs.

We have come here as a result
of Zuno-sama telling us

that there are uninvited guests.

Uninvited guests?

Zuno-sama does not see visitors
without an appointment.

Huh? You never said anything about this!

Oh, yeah, well...

If you book an appointment now...

...it will be another seven years.

Huh?!

I can pay as much as you want!

Out of the question.

You could just pencil my name
into your notebook there...

What is out of the question
remains out of the question.

A visitor with an appointment has arrived!

We have been waiting for you.

I could say the same!
You've kept me waiting for seven years!

Now show me in, right away!

The culprit, Geppuman, is on the wanted list
for habitual dining and dashing.

Huh? What's your problem?
Stop staring at my face!

That mark! He's Galactic Patrol!

You know him?

If I arrest him,

we might be able to have Zuno-sama
answer our question in his place.

Do I get out of here right now? No!

I've waited seven years for this!
I don't want to let this chance go.

However, the investigation
will obviously uncover

that / was the one who
destroyed the natural monument.

I-It's okay. It looks like he
still hasn't realized that I'm a criminal.

A-Ahem...

I do not know who you might be,
but I am in a hurry, so pardon me.

S-Safe!

Say, Jaco...

Jaco, I say!

Wh-What?

Let's go.

Huh?

Beers was joking when he said
he'd wipe out the universe.

I'm just going to pray that's true.

Are you sure?!

We have no choice, do we?
Zuno-sama isn't going to see us.

I'm sorry to put you to
all this trouble. Also, thanks.

Hold it!

Huh?

Damn it!

Huh?!

That is a far more serious crime
than dining and dashing!

Dining and dashing is my life's work!

Until I can ask Zuno-sama how to
keep doing so without being caught,

I can't let myself get arrested!

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

I'm gauging the distance
between me and you. Hmm...

At this distance, I can att*ck
faster than you can pull the trigger.

So give yourself up!

D-Don't mess with me!

I told you so.

Bam!

Wh-What did you just do?!

I am a chosen elite,
who keeps the galactic peace.

Huh? So what's going on here?

E-Excuse me!

Hmm?

Please, tell us what your name is!

Huh?

I am Zuno.

I am he who gives the answers
to all questions in this galaxy!

You're huge!

Is that all you can say?

First, you may offer your tribute.

Huh?

All right, I'll go first.

Huh?

Mwah!

You are a male, so you only get one question.

Yes, sir.

Let me show you just
how amazing his knowledge is.

Zuno-sama, tell us this earthling
named Bulma's bust size.

. centimeters.

Previously it was centimeters,

but they have become
somewhat shriveled and saggy.

How's that, Bulma? He's right, isn't he?

Does the woman with the somewhat
saggy breasts have a question?

Huh?

Yes, I do. That's the
whole reason we came here!

Then pay your tribute.

Hmph!

Mwah.

Whew. You are a female,
but middle-aged, and not my type,

so you may ask three questions.

Huh? What, as pretty as I am,
I only get two more questions than a man?!

That is correct.

Okay, that is one. Please ask your other two.

Huh?! But that wasn't...

Calm down. Choose your questions carefully.

Yeah, right.

O-Okay.

Tell me everything, everything
about Super Dragon Balls!

Super Dragon Balls, also called wish orbs,

created in Year of the Divine Calendar,
by the dragon god Zalama,

are perfect spherical objects,
, . kilometers in diameter,

numbering seven in total in
the th Universe and th Universe...

Huh?

These seven pale yellow spheres

have red star-shaped marks in them,
numbering from one to seven.

These red star-shaped marks refract--

J-Just a minute.

These red star-shaped marks refract

so that they appear as stars
from any viewing angle,

owing to Zalama's original structural form.

In Divine Year ,
a patent for this was granted.

Once all seven spheres spread out
over both universes are gathered,

and the words "Come forth, Divine Dragon,
and grant my wish, chonmage"

are recited in the divine tongue,
the Divine Dragon will appear

and grant one wish. Once the wish is granted,

they scatter anew throughout
both universes, and wait in silence

for another with an unfulfilled dream
to gather them again.

Did you get that?
For what it's worth, I didn't get any of it.

S-So, there are seven
Super Dragon Balls in total

in the th and th Universes?

Correct.

Okay, that is your last question.

Ah!

You idiot!

H-Hold on! That incantation you told me--

do you really have to say something as corny

as "grant my wish,
chonmage [a samurai topknot]"?!

As you were told, you are out of questions.

D Please, Zuno-chama! I have
so many more things I'd like to ask! )

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

It is no use. Please save
your questions until next time.

Huh?! J-Just one more! Please, Zuno-chama?!

This is because you wasted
your question on something pointless.

Yeah, look who's talking!
You, who wasted two of hers!

This is why your breasts are sagging.

Hmph!

You are the worst in the universe
for repaying kindness with hostility.

His head was really that huge, huh?

The story gets even funnier.
When she asked Zuno-sama her question...

Mm-hmm...

Well, I guess finding out that
there are seven Super Dragon Balls

divided between both universes
is better than nothing.

Meaning that Champa has been
sneaking into this universe

and has already collected six of them.

That's probably what it means.

Good grief, is Beers
ever going to be mad about that.

Hey, Bulma...

I am in the middle of
important duties, so I'll be returning.

I took an extra day off for the matches,
so I'll come watch with you.

Oh, wait just a moment.

Here.

You like cheese and milk, right?

Oh! Bulma, you may just be
a nice woman after all.

Right?

Hey!

What?

Jaco didn't try anything funny with you, did he?

Whatever do you mean by "anything funny"?

Bulma, he said your boobs are sagging.

Jacol!

Aw, I guess I should have asked Zuno-sama

how to cancel out my culpability
for destroying the natural monument.

Can't help that now.

I am a chosen super-elite,
who keeps the galactic peace,

Galactic Patrolman Jaco, after all!

But I wonder if they'll let me off
with just a letter of apology...

Say goodbye

Our paths diverge beneath the twilight sky

"I love you. I'll never forget you."

Words die in my heart
before coming out of the mouth

The petals rain down on us

The melody echoes in the air

I wish you would be dyed
by the twilight and concealed

I say goodbye as you fade away

Heya! I'm Goku!

The training went perfectly, and I'm all ready.

And not just for the
th Universe's contestants, either--

I finally get to meet this guy
who's even stronger than me!

Beers-sama, is that Monaka?

Heh-heh, gotta stay on my toes, huh?
I'm so excited, I can't wait!

Next time on Dragon Ball Super,

"The Matches Begin!
We're All Off to the 'Planet with No Name'!"

Be sure to watch, okay?