01x42 - Trouble at the Victory Celebration! Showdown at Last?! Monaka vs. Son Goku!

[bunniefuu]

Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me
Go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage
Don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of god

Kyo-Let's-Mo-Let's-Dynamic!

Let's Go! Go! Big panic!

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothin' gonna stop me no mo'
Try me

So-Zets-Cho-Zets-Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going
Power pumpin' up

Something greater waiting not so far away

Appearing before Goku and the others
after they won the tournament

was Zeno, who stood at
the head of all universes.

So, you see, I was thinking
that next time, you see,

we should gather contestants
from all of the universes, you see,

and try something like this again sometime.

As promised, for winning the contest,

Beers took possession of
the Super Dragon Balls from Champa.

The wish that Beers
had granted by Super Shen Long

was, of all things, a wish on Champa's behalf.

That certainly was nice.

Shut up. Now Champa owes me one.

And so, the quarrel between Destroyers
comes to an end for now,

while Goku and the others return to earth.

"A Chaotic Victory Party!
Showdown at Last?! Monaka vs. Son Goku."

A victory party?!

We've got the opportunity,
so why don't we celebrate?

Which also means that there will be
much delicious food available, right?

Very nice.

Of course we'll join you!

Okay, come on by at noon tomorrow.

Oh, yes, and invite Monaka,
the driving force behind our victory, too.

Okay, see you tomorrow.

If we let Son Goku get anywhere near Monaka,

he's going to insist
the two of them be allowed to fight.

Why not come clean about
Monaka-san actually being a weakling?

I can't. It would diminish
Goku and Vegeta's motivation. Besides,

I am a god. If it gets around
that gods tell lies,

we would lose some of our authority.

I see.

It would also give others an unfavorable
impression toward Zeno-sama.

So ultimately, you are doing it
for your own sake, right?

You have a problem with that?

Oh, no.

Anyhow, we'll tell them that
Monaka couldn't come because of work.

Understand?

Yes, yes, as you wish.

Whee!

Gohan said they couldn't come
until later in the evenin'.

If they have bingo, I'll be at a disadvantage.

Chichi-san, is Son-kun here yet?

He hasn't been back
since goin' out to the fields.

He'll be poppin' up before too long, though.

Oh. Well, maybe we should
just get started, then.

Wait until Beers gets here.

Vegeta...

Have you forgotten
what happened at your birthday party?

As much as possible, let's avoid
anything that will sour his mood.

We don't need any more
of him going on a rampage.

As long as a certain someone
doesn't monopolize any of the food,

we ought to be fine.

Relax. I made sure there was
enough that he couldn't hog it all.

Oh? Ah!

It looks like my sweets that are
all the rage in the cosmos have arrived.

I arranged for these just for the victory party.

I am here to deliver the item you ordered.

You're Monaka, aren't you?!

Yes.

H-Hi there.

What are you doing making deliveries?

I ordinarily work as a delivery driver
for a cosmic shipping company.

You're kidding!

Not only are you strong,
you have a proper job?

How admirable! A model for all men!

Oh! Well, well, well, hello there.

If it isn't Kinako-san...

It's "Monaka."

Ah! How terribly impolite of me.

More to the point,
do you remember the offer I made?

You sure are strong.

How about it? Would you like
to contract as the mascot for my gym?

Uh...

To publicize the universe's
strongest man, Monaka-san,

I had this made up, as a matter of fact.

Hey! Shake a leg!

Right...

What do you think? Pretty cool, right?

Hey! You're not supposed to take that off!

Mister Satan, it's so hot,
that's all I can take!

I can't do this anymore!

You can discuss that later.

You're making Monaka
uncomfortable, you know.

Come, enjoy the victory party.

Victory party, you say?

Huh? You mean,
you're here and you didn't know?

Yes.

Ah! No you don't, Trunks-kun!

Hey! I just wanted to have a taste!

--Ah! I'm sorry!
--Wah!

Are you okay, Monaka-san?

Monaka-san is crying.

He's supposed to be
the strongest man in the universe.

What in the world is going on?

Hey, Piccolo,

could Monaka actually be incredibly weak?

Wh-Who knows?

It looks like they're arriving.

We meet again, everyone.

Thanks for waiting, folks.

Monaka-san!

But why?! Why is he here?!

Hold on a second here, Beers-sama.

Why didn't you invite Monaka-san?
You promised me, didn't you?

Oh, well...

Tell me, by any chance,

was it because you didn't want us
to find out that Monaka was so weak?

Huh?!

Would you stop that, Bulma?!

I knew it! So that's how it is!

Beers-sama, it would seem
that everyone knows your secret.

So it would seem.

Hmm, however, Goku-san
does not appear to be here yet.

If Goku finds out, it's going
to cause all sorts of problems.

Listen up, you people!

This is something that he,
at least, must never find out about.

Heya, Beers-sama!

You startled me, you know!
Don't appear out of nowhere!

Ah! Monaka! You came, did you?!
Today's the day we're gonna mix it up!

Goku-sa! What are you thinkin',
comin' here in that filthy outfit?!

It's rude, don't you know?!
Go home and change your clothes!

Huh?! Oh, all right.

Just sit tight for a bit, okay?

That should buy us some time.

Let's start figurin' out how to
keep Goku-sa from hearin' about this.

Good work. Thank goodness
you're such a fine wife to him.

Aww, it's nothin', really.

So tell me, is it okay
for deities to be telling lies?

What?!

Would you stop that, Bulma?!

Beers-sama misrepresented
Monaka's strength for the sake of the earth!

By establishing Monaka
as an objective to aspire to,

it allowed Kakarrot and myself
to apply ourselves to our training.

As a result, we were able
to b*at the th Universe.

Absolutely right.

Whew...

Ahem... Everyone, please listen to me.

If Goku-san were to find out
that Monaka-san is not that strong...

...while he may not avoid his training,

his motivation for training
is likely to decrease.

We need Goku-san to become much,
much stronger than he is now.

The other universes' Destroyers are violent.

If we lose the all-universe tournament,

there is no telling
what might happen to the earth here.

I'm back!

That was fast!

Okay, let's go, Monaka!

No! I won't let you take any liberties!

Please, Beers-sama?
Huh? You don't mind, right?

If you must fight him,

then you have to do trillion sit-ups!

Once you finish those, I'll allow you to fight.

Really? Hooray! Thank you, Beers-sama!

Hey! I said trillion!

He really intends to do it?

All right, everyone, let's work together
to keep Monaka's secret.

But is there any way to keep Goku
from whipping Monaka's butt?

Ah! We could pretend that Monaka-san
is able to transform, couldn't we?

Huh? What's that?

Oh! Yeah! That's it! You're pretty smart, huh?

Whatever does he mean?

Beers-sama, Beers-sama!

You see...

Right? So then... See?

You want me to disguise myself?!

Huh?

Whis, do you think I'll have to
go that far? I'm a Destroyer.

You are reaping
what you have sown, are you not?

It's your own fault, isn't it?

Hey, Trunks!

There, trillion, all done.

Huh?

Okay, let's do it, Monaka.

That was too fast! Even at one per second,

it would take three million years
to do that many!

You definitely weren't counting, were you?!

I was so counting. One trillion,
two trillion, three trillion, and so on.

Absolutely wrong!

What comes after one trillion...
is two trillion, ain't it?

Of course it does! You're cheating!

There's no way Goku-sa can
accurately count to a number that high.

Beers-sama, you still
don't get Goku-sa, do you?

Hey! Do it again--right this time!

I just wanna do a little
light sparring. Don't be such a stickler.

Where should we do this?

Let's see...

Hey! Come back here, Goku!

Beers-sama!

Here! Here!

Hmm?

I have to wear that?!

Chaozu, immobilize him and buy us some time.

Right, Ten-san.

Huh? I feel so sluggish!

I'm... I'm spent!

Forgive me, Goku!

Taiyo-ken!!

Now's your chance, Beers-sama!

Beers-sama, Monaka-san is strong, is he not?

Me, a Destroyer, having to wear this?!

Huh?

Wow! Monaka, you got bigger, huh?

You can even do that, huh?

What's more, I even feel
the same Ki as Beers-sama.

In other words, Monaka,
you got godly power, too, don't you?

That's so exciting!

I'll put him away quickly
and be done with this whole farce.

Hold on, you two! Don't you fight here!

Are you trying to mess up the party?

Go over there! Do it over there!

A-All right.

Hmm? Do you have a problem
with this, or something,

Monaka-san?

If Son-kun finds out Monaka-san
is weak and loses his motivation,

I'm sure that Zeno-sama, who is
looking forward to the next tournament,

is going to be disappointed.

Bulma, I'm begging you, behave yourself!

It's probably safe to fight around here.

Ow!

Now we're talking!

Beers-sama is having trouble?

He's worrying about
the costume while he's fighting.

How could you make him
wear that costume and fight?!

Hey, you!

What do you plan to do
if that Beers punk blows his top

and says he's going to destroy the earth?!

Wh-What do we do?
Maybe we've gotten too carried away.

I thought this might actually work.

I-I was against it the whole time, okay?

Guys!

What are you doing?!

I-I don't know, myself!

Monaka appears to have
the ability to control others!

H-Huh? M-My arm is extending on its own!

You're such a hammy actor!

H-Huh? M-My body
is m-moving on its own, too...!

What?!

Don't tell me he's snapped!

Is Beers-sama... not angry?

With that costume on, we can't tell.

Surprisingly enough,
he may be enjoying himself.

Being restricted by something
while fighting like this is new to him.

At the last tournament,
Beers-sama could only sit and watch,

so I am sure he has been itching to fight.

This incident may be
serving as a good release for him.

This is quite tasty, as well.

Ah! I went to a lot of trouble
having that costume made!

One more sh*t!

Don't get too full of yourself!

H-Hold on! This is supposed
to be light sparring, right?

At this rate, never mind my yard--
all of Metro West will be ruined!

Heh-heh, awesome! You're awesome, Monaka!

Hmph!

Come on, let's turn this up even higher!

That is enough. Are you two
trying to destroy the earth?

Your hand is sticking out.

Let us fight just a little longer!

Even though Beers-sama
is telling you to stop?

--Huh?
--Hmm?

That will be enough; now stop.

Oh. No getting around that.

Monaka, some other time, okay?

Well, let us start the victory party.

Whew, it's over at last.

Man, that was an amazing fight.

It was so incredible,
it even made Monaka black out!

What's going on?

Now I've done it...

Everything is now ruined.

So we end up doing this, again...

Monaka, you can split yourself up,
like Boo does? You really are awesome!

Huh?

I gotta train more and more,
and get even stronger!

Ah, all that moving around made me hungry.

All right, let's eat!

That was nicely handled.

Ugh, for crying out loud...

What a ridiculous charade.
I should never have lied, huh?

Right. Honesty is the best policy.

Hmph!

All right, I'm eating, too!

Whew.

Wow

Wow

It's hard to say
Don't wanna stay

twist and fight, can't find my way

I must believe that fear and trouble
can even be fun if you think the right way

Wow

Wow

I don't want to draw the line
I gotta see it through some way

Fight for what I know is mine
The dream I had of me that day

Wow

Wow

Don't care if they call me greedy
If they hate me, make me blue

Don't care if they laugh at me 'cos
I will make the dream come true

Wow

Wow

Heya! I'm Goku!

Bulma! Karin-sama! What are you doing here?

Huh? /I'm the one who suddenly appeared?

That's a bummer.
I ain't able to use my Ki right.

Piccolo, what am I supposed
to do to take care of Pan?

Next time on Dragon Ball Super,

"Goku's 'Ki" Is Out of Control?!
The Struggle to Look After Pan."

Be sure to watch, okay?