02x03 - The Great Race

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Care Bears". Aired: September 14, 1985 - November 1988.*
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Follows the Care Bears adventures where they live in a faraway place up in the clouds called Care-a-Lot.
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02x03 - The Great Race

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Care Bears countdown four three two why

is that coming from somewhere up in the

sky

Firefly

just when you think that travels born

who's gonna be there when it

and send a wish out here

just that

don't be afraid when clouds are pooling

in your heart if you can dream just send

away side

this is gonna be my one who's gonna get

kind feeling lucky today yeah I'm sooo

bad yeah alright it's time once again

for the annual Care Bear family obstacle

race in this basket are the names of all

the Care Bear family noble heart horse

will draw this year's six lucky winners

and here's one of the contestants

countless I miss Finch two in the race

and remember whoever wins the race gets

to be king or queen of the kingdom of

caring for a whole day King beastly I

like the sound of that and the first

name is EB I'm in I'm in oh I could be

king of the kingdom of caring oh don't

get your own son lotsa a turtle with two

left feet could be you I may be slow

swift hard but I'm gonna try and try and

that's the truth

our second contestant is if I win

today's race I promise to decorate all

of care-a-lot

in pretty pink ruffles and pearl

contestant ears

funshine bear our fourth contestant is

thank you thank you

upon taking the throne our fifth and

second last contestant is mr. BC mr.

Beasley no fairlead Beasley and they'd

get in there yeah mr. beast he's not a

member of the Care Bear family he's not

going to run in our race yeah any name

or names that I pick from this year

b*llet both listen without forthwith

without a second thought allowed in the

cab I found the obstacle race yeah wait

what does that mean ah it means that bad

guy or no bad guy we have to let beastly

race hmm but if beastly becomes king for

a day

we'll have to obey his every command you

could make us eating mud pies or

broccoli and that's just for starters

and when I

I'm gonna move kara yeah move care-a-lot

we're right next to Newhart's castle

that's where we can't let him get away

with this everyone calm down there's

still one more contestant left to be

picked if we're lucky it'll be Swift

heart rabbit yeah she's the fastest

runner on two feet

cross your fingers g*ng and our final

contestant is Lenny jinx jinx jinx x2

heart

Oh funny contestant is jinx jinx Swift

heart rabbit

sorry Beasley Swift parks name was drunk

fair and square

yeah rules are rules

all right the contestants will please

complete their final warm-ups then the

race will begin

he asked wait till I tell no heart I'm

going to be king beastly

the Care Bear family obstacle race just

like you said I commit those cutesy Care

Bears and now I'm in the race soon

they'll be calling me King and bringing

me swamp water snakes

on your feet bass me I am counting on

you to win

beastly do not fail me nominee fail when

I'm not a chance I'm in good shape yeah

I mean couple of the bad shape

do because badge was is good you watch

as king for a day the Care Bears must do

exactly as you say and as my assistant

you must do exactly as I say anything

you say no hurt now get going and we owe

enjoy this day why you can care for I

promise you that this day will be your

last

hey lots are why are y'all knocking

yourselves out I'm gonna win this race

the race isn't over till it's over

sweetheart that's the truth your shirt's

on top huh huh oh yeah we'll take a good

look swift heart the next time you see

this shirt it'll be on the other side of

that finish line ha I can b*at you with

both feet tied behind my back and a

prove that I'm gonna give you a giant

head start then Swift heart is in for a

big surprise

cheating is my specialty

yeah this cement got to stiffen their

chance

those Care Bears will never know what

hit them

Care Bears Care Bear cousin's bad guy

hmm take your mom's wait a minute where

swift heart come on we're ready to start

the race well don't let me stop you

noble heart I promise to give easly a

giant head start then I'm gonna make him

eat my dust

but Swift heart we're all counting on

you to b*at Beasley if he wins you'll be

king for a day and Kara lot will be

ruined

all right racers take your marks get

ready get set go

faster love it's a heart faster I'm

pacing myself Braveheart slow and steady

wins the race and that's the truth oh

boy

that oughta slow them down

Chiti well we can't give up now come on

oh boy

if I don't win this race no heart will

take me out of the running but good Oh

No

those darn Care Bears are quicker than I

thought I'm gonna need more time to set

my traps

I'm sober now for a quick shortcut to

track number one Swift heart even I

could win with a head start like this

could you please get going I'm still

warming up too hard you look warm enough

to me don't rush me every muscle has to

be perfectly limbered up I'll show that

beastly who's the fastest

see you fellas

boy I must be making good time and

that's the truth he's gotta catch up if

basically wins this race he'll become

king and that'll be the end of carillon

yeah once I sideline the competition

there will be no one to stop me

go home bye

my first catch of the day let me down

yeah yeah one down four to go

yeah next up draft number two yeah

oops silly me haha it's that way yeah I

think yeah yeah yeah no here they come

yeah yeah yeah yeah

beastly get me out of here you you

bushwhacking bad guy now is that any way

to talk to your future king I really

should have drawn a map these shortcuts

are confusing no sweetheart are you

kidding with t*nk tummy muscles listen

little vixen yeah I mean bad because I'm

so bad oh boy

you won't get away with this cheaters

never win nothin how come I'm in the

lead yeah she'd all you want peace yeah

yeah I think that should stop Swift

heart for good one two three now

sweetheart all right I guess I've given

Beasley a long enough headstart

now it's time to feed Beasley some dust

slow down I think I saw his feet trap up

ahead well thanks for the tip Swift

heart I'll keep my eyes peeled

oh boy the finish line should be just up

ahead yeah I can't lose it no no I'm

almost back on the start yeah I went

wrong way you're come sweetheart

it's

didn't work huh oh yeah I've got to stop

Swift heart if I lose I'll have to keep

right on running from no heart miss

awake it's gotta work please work

really

yeah

No

nice try beastly but like I said Swift

heart rabbit is boy oh boy

I b*at Swift heart now I'm gonna be king

you didn't b*at me beastly I b*at myself

and I let everyone down

oh boy oh boy as soon as I cross the

finish line

I'll make the Care Bears move care-a-lot

ah no first I'll make him eat mud no

first I'll make him roll in the mud then

eat it ya know even better

hi fellows oh hi Matson how's it going

slow and steady but I'm almost there

that's the truth now where was I oh yeah

first I'll make him do belly flops in

the mud then roll it

now don't rush me I don't want to pull a

muscle is perfect

lots are slow and steady you wouldn't

want me to trip would you

I won I won I'm the greatest just off

the throne I'm king for a day

uh-uh not so fast b-string

it was a photo finish gimme that lots of

heart is the winner by a trunk oh I won

fair and square

hey who are you gonna believe them or me

well ahead listen now this has been fun

but I got it

oh if only beastly round that fast in

the race he would have b*at us both

hands down

what am I going to do I can't tell no

heart I lost the race he'll clobber me

die no I'll tell him I couldn't be king

because the crowd was at the cleaners

nah that'll never work

come closer I have something for you you

mean you're not mad at me

you did your best beastly and even

though your best wasn't good enough I

would like to present you with this yeah

present if you need you don't boy oh boy

oh boy you what is it you what is it it

looks great

yeah and just my size too it's something

I've always wanted

yeah what is it a guarantee that next

time you will be the winner of the race

huh

and you have the whole year to practice

this was just too good to be true

everyone I'd like to apologize apologize

whatever for Swift art acting so cocky

my overconfidence almost cost us the

race and all of care-a-lot and I want to

thank King Lanza heart from b*ating

beastly and for teaching me a valuable

lesson it takes more than just speed to

win a race it takes lots of heart of

nuts achoo
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