03x02 - The Clowns Here k*ll Part 2

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Male Announcer: Previously on "Escape the Night"...

Joey recruits nine friends to save a town

trapped in the 1970s...

Joey: The doorway to Everlock.

Male Announcer: But is keeping a secret from them.

I have a way for you to get back,

but your friends will need to die.

Enjoy the ride!

Male Announcer: The town of Everlock seems safe,

until the clowns come out to play.

(g*nshots, evil cackling)

And they discover something truly evil is at work.

Joey: "My summoning ritual will be complete

k*ller Clown Leader: We're gonna roll our dice of death,

and whoever's number comes up, I gut them right here!

(sinister music)

♪ ♪

(woman screams)

(woman cackling)

♪ ♪

(man groans)

(blade shinks)

(high-pitched cackling)

♪ ♪

We're gonna roll our dice of death,

and whoever's number comes up, I gut them!

I gut them right here in front of your friends!

(buzzer blares, carousel creaks)

(panicked chatter)

Nikita: No, I don't like this! I don't like this!

Nikita: No! Oh, my God, stop!

Stop!

- Eight. Teala: Oh, my God.

Nikita: So we're spinning round and round and round,

and they're all pointing at me to be k*lled.

And I'm thinking, "Oh, my God, of course."

They're gonna k*ll the pretty one.

You're all gonna die!

Teala: Like, I'm over spinning. I don't like it.

It's making me nauseous and dizzy.

(motorcycles engines revving, indistinct shouting)

(rock music)

- Oh, sh**t. Teala: What's happening?

♪ ♪

- Oh, my gosh. Nikita: Oh, my God!

I think Mortimer is a good guy now.

I'm a huge fan of Mortimer.

Teala: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

(screaming)

(g*nshots)

(indistinct shouting)

Colleen: Mortimer appears.

And he comes and unties me... and everyone else,

but me mostly.

(all talking at once)

I thought we were done.

All right, still tied up. Cool.

I'm making a run for it.

I look down. I see these dice.

I'm like, "I better take these

These could be something."

Joey: Get inside, get inside. Mortimer: Come on, hurry.

Joey: So I definitely had my doubts about Mortimer and Calliope,

but the fact that they're both helping us and rescuing us

makes me trust them a little bit more.

Okay, we're good? Everything's good?

So it looks like we're in this together, huh?

Sure looks like it, pretty boy.

Safiya: So, after all the chaos

of being tied to this carousel,

at least now we know sort of what we have to do

to get rid of these clowns.

In order to defeat the clowns and make them go away,

we have to cleanse an artifact, right?

And the jack-in-the-box is the clown's artifact.

Safiya: So we've got a key, a journal,

and also the dice that the clowns had.

How do we put these things together

to help us figure out what to do next?

Okay, so what do we have to do?

- That way. JC: The two dice go where?

Oh, guys, I found some celery.

Matt: So inside the carnival master's journal,

we discover a map of the room

that we're currently standing in.

So we start searching the back wall,

and behind a corkboard,

there's some sort of locked case.

There's a secret chest or something.

Girl: Maybe that's what the key's for.

Rosanna: Yes, yes.

Roi: You guys have the key? Joey: Yes!

Roi: We knew that the two dice

that we picked up from the clowns had to go in there.

Teala: Does the dice fit in there?

Manny: Yes, 100%. Teala: Put the dice in there.

Colleen: Is there something in there?

- Matt: No. - (all talking at once)

We open the fridge--boom.

Secret passageway, secret door

to, like, our own hidden lounge.

- It's insane. - This is everything.

Oh, I like this room way more.

Colleen: This is much better. - I love this room.

So this room is so magical. It's so beautiful, so big.

Roi: I'm thinking, this place is peaceful,

but it's too peaceful-- where are the clowns?

Safiya: If I were to describe the lounge in four words,

it would be "Brady Bunch sex dungeon."

Manny: Furniture's so cute.

Safiya: Who cares about clowns?

Matt: Gosh, it's like the ultimate swinger pad.

So we're looking around the room, we're saying,

"Okay, what in here looks like it could be helpful to us

in any way, shape or form?" All of a sudden, we see a map.

Roi: That's the town. Safiya: Town of Everlock.

Joey: So we're here.

Matt: Every time an artifact gets cleansed,

more of the map is revealed.

Seems like we got to get cleansing some artifacts.

So immediately I spot a "Society Against Evil" symbol,

because, you know, we go way back.

Manny: On the back, there's a full, like, summary

of what the hell's going on.

We're like, "Okay, this is literally, like,

premise, middle, end.

- Just lay it flat. - Lay it out, honey.

Okay, "We were too late.

"Even with all of our society's knowledge..."

Woman: We didn't understand the carnival master's dark plan.

To save Everlock, we froze it in time

to give us a chance to stop him,

but we were no match for his wrath.

Realizing all was lost, I used the last of my life magic

to encase him in an amber prison.

But the spell has reached its end.

At sunrise, the carnival master

will be released from his prison

and will consume all life in Everlock.

There are eight corrupted artifacts

which the carnival master draws power from.

If they can be gathered and cleansed of evil,

the carnival master will be weakened and can be slain.

However, the artifacts are protected,

and whenever touched, their evil guardian appears.

The final act to cleanse each artifact

will require voting on two who must undertake

a horrifying challenge that only one will survive.

By sunrise, if the artifacts

have not been cleansed and the carnival master slain,

everyone in town, including you, will be destroyed.

Okay, I thought I was gonna save a town,

but now we got to save ourselves?

Yes, I mean, hopefully.

There are eight artifacts

that this carnival master draws his power from.

Each little artifact has a protector,

so that means we're gonna have to deal, like, tons of minions.

In order to cleanse the artifact,

two of us are gonna be put up for elimination,

and one of us is gonna die.

So, if you don't figure this out before sunrise,

we are all going to die.

You said we were gonna save a town.

You didn't say we were all gonna die.

I came for puzzles, man. I didn't come to--

I came for a collab.

I haven't even met these-- Calliope's a great person.

You're phenomenal, Calliope.

Thank you so much, but, like,

the rest of these folk-- why should I care?

Would you guess anything different?

My friends have to die in order to cleanse an artifact.

Hmm, where have I seen that before?

So, in order to cleanse this artifact,

we've already got the gear, but we have to replace

the spring and the song with all new things,

and then... (exhales sharply)

Okay, here, I'll read mine first.

- Okay. JC: Listen up.

Guys, listen.

"The jack needs a pleasant song

"so he's not so angry all the time.

"The clowns have one you can use,

"but they've taken it to their disco party

"where they're guarding it.

Proper attire is behind the yellow couch."

There's a disco party, and, mama, I'm ready.

"The spring on the jack

"has been corrupted with evil and must be replaced.

The clowns have hidden it in their giant tent."

Roi: Okay, the scary tent.

"You have to rip the stuffing out to find it."

To get this done quickly, because we only have until

sunrise or else we all die, we split up.

Half of us go to the disco,

and the other half go to a creepy clown tent.

- I'm missing my go-go dancer! Joey: Okay, quick.

Everyone put on red noses and gloves.

So we find out we're gonna have to wear red noses and gloves

to disguise ourselves into the clown disco,

which, honestly, if these clowns fall for it,

they're idiots.

Mortimer: Hey, hey, hey, wait, real quick.

Just in case you need to, uh, get something from somebody,

this is a strong sedative.

It'll knock somebody out in a couple minutes, all right?

Nikita: Should I use it?

- On yourself? - No, I'm saying,

like, if I have to use it on someone.

I feel like I could do it. - Okay.

Nikita: So I willingly, for the team,

stepped up to the plate and decided,

"Yes, pick me, I will druggeth thee."

(mellow dance music playing) Mortimer: You guys got this.

Joey: Hey, just a couple of clowns.

No big deal. Teala: Is this the disco?

We came here to party.

- Hey. - Hey.

Joey: So I've never been to a disco before in my life,

nor am I good at dancing,

so I'm a little worried I'm gonna get caught.

♪ ♪

Oh! Oh, hey, girl! Fabulous!

- Oh, my God. - He's a cute clown.

How's it going?

There's clowns everywhere, dancing, roller-skating.

They're being cute. They're having a fun time.

And I am about this.

I start dancing, but at the same time,

I'm trying to find clues.

- Hey, what's up? - Hey, DJ.

Colleen: Hey, DJ, I love this jam.

- Hey. - Just checking, looking around.

Joey: So I notice a clown that looks weirdly familiar,

but I don't know from where.

- Act natural. - It looks like they're guarding something important.

- Uh, she has a briefcase. - She has a briefcase.

Joey: So we realize that the briefcase is locked to her wrist,

so we're like, "Oh, my God, the jack-in-the-box song

is probably in the briefcase."

Yeah, it's got to be in the briefcase.

We need to put the sedative in her drink.

And she surprisingly has a drink in her hands,

so that's good.

(indistinct chatter)

Safiya: So the first hint that we had on our note

was that we to b*at the stuffing out of it.

And as soon as we saw stuffed animals,

I was like, "All right, let's rip them open,

right, and see what's inside." (ripping)

I'm sorry, dolly.

Guys, I have a silver dollar.

We're ripping apart the stuffed animals.

We're looking for a spring, but then we find a coin.

- I got a coin, too. - You have a coin, too?

- Yeah, I got a coin. Roi: I have a coin, too, guys.

Rosanna: Come on, you can do it. Roi: Okay, I got it.

(woman cackling wildly)

I Just want to bash your head in!

(cackling)

This is scary. I'm scared--very scared.

Woman: Where are you, you little shits?

- Hey, girl. - Whoo!

- Wow. - (squeals)

(cheering)

- No, no, no. - Hey, can I have a sip?

- Sure. - Oh, thank you so much.

Mmm, delicious.

(fizzing)

Thank you. I appreciate it.

- Thanks for sharing. - Yeah, thank you so much.

I love your hair.

And, of course, guess who I had to drug?

The biggest woman--

I think her name was, like, High Tower or something.

Where you guys from, huh?

Colleen: Uh, from Clownville. Joey: Clown-o-rama, actually.

Have you ever heard of it? It's, like, downtown.

Teala: Across the river, downtown.

Come out, you sons of b*tches!

Damn it!

I'm like, "This bitch is literally Harley Quinn

on, like, cr*ck."

Like, it was terrifying.

I'm coming to find you!

Mama's coming! (cackles)

(sighs)

Safiya: So we rip apart almost every single stuffed animal,

and we found four coins.

We have all the quarters.

Okay, like, "What do we do?"

We see this one box.

- Put your coin in. - Okay.

- I don't see any clowns. - Ready?

All: One, two, drop.

(clicking, whooshing) Manny: Oh, what?

Teala: Just trying to...

Joey: Okay, she just took a sip.

So she's acting real weird now.

I'm pretty sure the sedative is kicking in.

- (groans) Both: Are you okay?

- I don't feel so good. - Go sit down, honey.

- Yeah, yeah, come sit down over here.

- (groans) - Come sit down.

High Tower: I need some air.

JC: So we decide to take it upon ourselves

to take her out of the party and make sure she's "okay."

High Tower: Right over here. It's over here.

Joey: Yeah, right there's perfect.

All: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Okay, yep-- no, no, no, just--

Teala: Oh! Colleen: Oh, my God, dramatic.

I feel like we're all just working together at this point

and we all are actually a team.

Okay. (gasps.)

- Wait, there's a combo. - There's a code.

JC: So we're figuring out how to get this code,

and we see on the briefcase

that there's arrows pointing to pink dots.

Joey: Okay, "From high to low--"

Oh, "Watch the clowns dance from high to low."

"Watch the clowns dance from high to low."

What the hell does that mean?

"Find Zero-G Man and solve his dilemma."

So inside this box is a bunch of empty balloons

and a comic strip about Zero-G Man,

who apparently is sad because he lost his ability to fly.

Guys, oh, my God. We need to blow this up and make Zero Man fly.

So we start looking around for Zero-G Man.

And we can't find anything.

So we go back to the comic and read it again.

"I can't be a hero. I can't fly.

"Mayday, mayday, we're going down.

Please call Zero-G Man, Zero-G Man."

Zero-G Man, Zero-G Man.

Did it open?

It said, "Please call Zero-G Man."

Do we have to do it all together?

- Let's do it all together. - Six times?

- Okay. - Six times.

Ready, one, two, three.

All: Zero-G Man, Zero-G Man, Zero-G Man.

(click) Matt: Oh, there it is!

(all talking at once)

Matt: Wait, guys, we got to divide and conquer.

- You guys fill up the helium. - Here are balloons.

There's helium tanks right there.

Rosanna: We learned we need to fill up the balloons,

and I think, "Great.

"I have had lots of experience planning parties.

"I have worked helium t*nk. I know how it works.

This is gonna be easy." But...

(whooshing) Matt: Oh, my God, that is so loud.

So here we all are whispering to each other,

trying not to signal old crazy Sally over there.

And then all of a sudden, it's like...

(imitates loud whooshing)

"Ugh, I got to fill up my helium balloon."

(pop) (screaming)

Matt: Oh, God, hide, hide!

We run. We start hiding.

We're, like, hiding collectively together.

Come out and play, little chickadee.

Knock, knock.

Nikita: "Watch the clowns dance from high to low."

What does that mean? Nikita: We decide have to go back in this disco

and look around for things we weren't looking for before.

Hey, we're back to party.

- Hey. - How's it going?

So we notice the platforms that the clowns are dancing on

have polka dots on them.

There's four platforms,

and there's a certain number

of dots on these platforms that we would have to count.

So, on this side of the block, there's two.

And on the top. And on the top, look.

What does that mean, though?

There's six numbers, okay? So it goes--

Hey, what are you guys doing?

- We're just-- - We're dancing.

- No, I don't think you're-- - Yeah, we are.

Oh, no, we're screwed.

Like, our cover's totally blown.

So I was like, "No, I'm dancing."

And I got up on the box,

and I am living my best life dancing,

and, um, it wasn't my best moment,

but I was just trying to save us from death.

Hello?

Come out and play!

So she comes around, she's kind of, like,

going around my box, and I'm kind of, like,

teetering with her like this-- like, as she's going,

I'm coming in, and I'm like,

"Oh, I'm literally about to get screwed here."

Woman: I just got to go tell her they're not here!

They're not here. (cackling)

Safiya: Okay, coast's clear.

So, after all the drama with the balloons popping

and the noises and the helium t*nk being so loud,

we finally get enough balloons on Zero-G Man for him to fly.

Roi: (chanting and whispering) Zero-G. Zero G.

Zero-G. Zero G.

- Zero-G. Zero-G. Zero G. - Come on.

So, at this point, I'm just like,

this is a very collaborative effort.

- Ready? - Let's try it. Let's see.

(gentle whooshing) - Zero-G Man.

(whooshing) Rosanna: No, no.

He's more of a hovering than soaring gracefully,

but it'll do. (exhaling sharply)

- (exhaling deeply) - We need one more.

- (click) - Oh, my God!

Nikita: I was really in the moment, distracting,

and even getting rubbed up on in this lady trio.

I would never do anything like that.

Do we just count them from high to low?

But that would only leave us with four numbers.

- So how does that make sense? Colleen: "From high to low."

Like, if we counted everything on that box,

everything on that box, and everything on that box...

- Oh, wait. - That's four numbers.

But maybe, like, a number could have two digits in it.

JC: Oh, that's it.

He's standing on two dots. There's four on top.

That's four right there. That's eight.

That's 11, so the last two numbers are 11--one, one.

So this is all a math equation pretty much.

There's four platforms.

All have separate dots on them that you have to count.

So two of the platforms

have to have to have two digits on them.

Hey, let's go.

I feel pretty good right now.

I feel like we were a little stumped as a team.

I don't want to toot my own horn,

but I feel like I pulled through a little bit.

Colleen: JC, how did you figure that out?

- Four, ten, five, 11. Nikita: I swear to God.

- Four, ten, five, 11. Teala: Yeah, JC, that was so hard.

How did you figure that out? What did you do?

I'm really proud of JC, but I'm also kinda disappointed

in myself because I thought this was my challenge to win.

- So it's four, ten... - Five, 11.

JC: Guys, hopefully it works.

(click) (cheering)

Joey: So we open the briefcase,

and we find this weird cylinder contraption.

Apparently that's a song.

I've never seen a song that looks like that before.

Now we just need to get back to the arcade,

put it in the music box, and hope all of our other friends are alive.

Yes.

Matt: Oh, go get the screw, the screw, the screw.

It says, "This artifact requires one more piece to be replaced--"

Woman: Here's Sally! (cackles)

- Go! Go! - Run, run, run!

Having a party without me?

- Go, go, go. Sally: You little b*tches!

Oh, my God. (panicked chatter)

(all talking at once)

- You got it. - You guys got it?

- Oh, my God, you got it, too? - We did it.

Joey: Yes! - We finally put all the pieces back together

for this little jack-in-the box, and it's revealed...

Safiya: We found this note.

"The artifact requires one more piece to be replaced..."

- No. - "To be fully restored."

- Oh, my God. Safiya: "A new jack.

"Two must be selected by vote

"to undertake a deadly challenge to recover it.

"Choose wisely.

"One of you will not make it out alive.

"For this unique trial, the two selected

must choose a partner to fight for them."

I'm thinking, "Why did Joey bring us here?

"Is he on our side?

Or is he just trying to k*ll us?"

So, basically, this whole "save the town" thing

is a big su1c1de mission that you brought--

Why? Why us?

- Me? - Yes.

You guys came here knowing exactly

what you guys were getting yourselves into.

(all arguing at once)

There's a difference between adventure and certain death.

What do you know about this carnival master?

We're coming to save the town of Everlock.

I didn't know what that required

or that you guys were going to be a--

- Die? Roi: It's horrible, like,

I don't understand why Joey

put everyone into this situation, you know?

That just kind of makes me mad.

So if the fighter loses, then the person who--

Manny: Chose that fighter. Roi: They die.

- Yeah. - That's a lot of pressure.

- That's so much pressure. Matt: Wow.

So how are we supposed to do this?

Let's say this. Is there any volunteers?

Bitch.

(laughter)

Well, we talk amongst ourselves,

trying to get a handle of who did the most for the team,

who was a weak link, who wasn't jiving with the rest of the group.

All right, so who has been, like,

not, like, contributing a lot.

Honestly, I would, before this, say JC.

Okay.

But I think he proved himself in this round.

I feel as though I'm safe right now

because I played such a pivotal character in the last challenge.

I, for sure, don't think I should be in the final challenge.

I've been trying to solve things.

I've been trying to, you know, make sure we stay on the right track.

I talk to Guav and JC, and I'm like, "Hey, guys, listen up.

"I don't think Teala is pulling her weight.

"I know she's trying really hard.

"I love her to death. She's such a sweetie.

And she's a good friend of mine, but let's k*ll her."

(whispering) So you know, I've heard your name tossed around.

Teala: I am very shocked.

I could've done a little bit more to help,

but I don't think I did anything to slow our team down.

Calliope: It is now time to vote.

Grab the ticket with the face of the person

you would like to enter into the challenge.

I will shuffle and then draw two.

Matt: She just so happens to have cards

with all of our names on it

in the event that we need to vote each other to die.

Joey: There was definitely a time where this was

much harder, but I'm definitely past that.

Matt: So, when it came time to cast my vote,

- I decided on JC, the hippie. Nikita: I voted for Teala

partially 'cause she really didn't do anything,

but also partially I was jealous of her outfit.

Safiya: I think I'm gonna vote for Roi.

I don't think he's really been solving much.

Manny: Roi, I love you, like, you're amazing,

but I'm gonna have to vote you in

because I really don't even remember what you did.

I will now shuffle and then draw two.

- Oh, my God. - I'm shaking.

- Me too. - Oh, my God.

Is that a shuffle? Why?

- (gasps) - The hippie.

all: What?

- Who voted you? - Who voted for--What?

I thought everyone had my back.

Apparently at least one person voted me in.

I don't know who it is.

Teala: Are you kidding me? Manny: No, I'm gagged.

- No way. - I'm shook right now.

What?

Everybody was so surprised.

The super spy.

Manny: Oh, my God.

I saw Calliope pull out my name,

and my heart just sank.

Please select a partner to fight for you,

starting with the person who was chosen first.

(dramatic music)

Matt, what's your attributes, man?

I ended up picking Matt because I feel like

he's definitely a powerhouse all around.

It's like the biggest mind-blow irony situation ever,

'cause I'm one who put him into that position to begin with.

And now I'm the one who has to defend his life?

I originally wanted Matt.

- Well, I choose Safiya. - Ooh.

Teala: But I know Safiya is very smart,

so I picked Safiya.

Yo, how [bleep] up would it be

if he was the one that voted for me?

- (laughter) - Come with me.

Matt: When JC said that, I was shook.

But I didn't want to say anything

because here I am, going to defend him.

I didn't want his trust in me to be shaken.

(tense music)

♪ ♪

(laughter)

I'm so jazzed.

You decided to show up!

(laughs)

I love this g*dd*mn game.

- Gets me all wet inside. - Oh, my God.

(laughter)

k*ller Clown Leader: The first person

through the four challenges wins.

Even though the challenges don't look that easy,

I'm thinking maybe Matt and I are on a little bit more

even footing than I thought we would be.

Matt: They take JC and Teala

and tie them up onto the stage,

into one of those wonder wheels where they throw knives.

Don't tie him too tight. He's coming with me.

Oh, look at that-- Mr. Hero over there.

- I like that, man. - He's confident, isn't he?

Teala: Save me, please.

So the first station is a "guess which cup the ball is in" station.

Begin.

(dramatic music)

♪ ♪

Good. Pass on?

- Yes, thank you. - Nice, nice.

Teala: Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

Easy, no problem.

Second one, though, on the other hand,

eeh, a bit harder.

You had to eat five hot dogs

without any water.

And the hot dogs were vegan.

- Chug them down. Teala: Safiya, Safiya.

JC: Add some ketchup if it gets dry.

All right, pie me.

And my first guess is wrong, so I get a pie in the face.

(laughter)

Teala: Come on, Safiya, you got this, you got this.

JC: There you go.

(cups scraping)

Moisten it up. There you go, there you go.

You win.

Teala: Go, go, go, go, go!

- Five bites, then swallow. - Come on, come on, come on.

So I basically start charging right in with the first hot dog,

and I'm thinking, "How can I make it

so that the bun isn't so dry that I just can't swallow anything?"

And I'm like, "There's ketchup right here."

Teala: Yes, Safiya, yes!

Yes, Safiya! Yes!

- (laughs) I like her! Teala: Me too.

I am so impressed by Safiya.

I mean, she is taking this game to a whole new level.

JC: So Matt right now has the upper hand,

but Safiya's like, attacking the dogs, man.

She's squirting ketchup down her throat.

I think she finished the ketchup bottle.

Hey, door mat, which hot dog are you on?

Number one? (cackles)

Two, actually, thank you.

It is hard to get them down.

I am more than comfortable putting loads of meat in my mouth.

I was excited, but it is so dry.

(clowns chanting) Throw up! Throw up!

- (retches) Teala: You're almost there.

Yes! Next challenge! Next challenge!

Teala: I went from feeling super uneasy about this challenge

and feeling like I might just die tonight

to actually feeling pretty confident.

The second-to-last competition is basically like

catapulting a rubber chicken into a basket.

Teala: Stomp on it!

- (toy squeaks) - Oh, my God, so close, Safiya!

So close, Safiya! So close, Safiya!

JC: Don't worry about her, keep chewing.

I feel like Matt is kind of letting me down right now.

I feel like I can eat those dogs in my sleep.

- Whoo! Did it. JC: Let's go, Matt!

Matt: Never again.

I will never touch another hot dog again.

JC: Let's go, baby. It's all physics.

Come on, Safiya.

(cheering, shouting)

And then the last challenge is a "knock them down" challenge.

I am not usually that good at this type of game,

but I think my practice earlier is actually helping right now.

Teala: Yes, yes, yes, go, go, go!

- Yes! Yes! - Come on, faster, Matt!

- Let's go! - (toy squeaks)

JC: Let's go, Matt. Come on, Matt.

(shouting, laughter)

JC: Not feeling too hot right now.

I don't think I deserve to die.

Kind of messed up.

We have a winner!

(clowns cheering and laughing)

And better yet--a loser!

Teala: Oh, my God!

(clowns cackling)

(whooshing)

No!

I've lost.

- I failed him. - I did it.

- Okay. - Teala.

- Guys, guys. - Grab Teala, okay?

- Here's the jack-in-the box. - All right, hold the note.

Safiya: Matt and Calliope and Mortimer untie Teala,

and we get out of there as fast as we can.

(ominous music)

(solemn music)

- Oh, my God, you got it. - Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God. What happened? - What happened?

Teala: JC's dead. They k*lled him.

Manny: Oh, my God.

This is terrifying because JC is one of the best players

we had all day, and he d*ed,

so it kind of doesn't even matter if you perform well.

You still might be the one dead at the end of the hour.

All right, so this is our first of eight artifacts.

So we have one artifact cleansed, which is great,

but I know that we have seven left.

And that's a lot.

I also found a note with the jack.

- Okay. - It says...

"Not everyone in town is telling the truth."

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Well, what if it's one of us?

(ominous music)

(gasps dramatically)

I mean, honestly, should I just tell

the whole group that I'm not naturally a blonde?