03x09 - Control Issues

[bunniefuu]

announcer: Previously, on "Escape the Night."

The Carnival Master will be released at sunrise,

and this whole damn town is going to burn!

- So if we can collect all the artifacts-- - Oh!

Maybe we can stop this from happening.

announcer: The adventurers are getting closer

to saving the town.

We only have one more artifact left.

announcer: But one among them has been corrupted.

Calliope: I know something is happening to you.

announcer: And they lose another friend.

( screams )

Lucy: I cut off his fingers, I cut off his toes.

I cut off his-- ( laughs )

I cut off his fingers, I cut off his toes.

I cut off-- ( gasps )

No, Daddy, not again!

( screaming )

My precious child, what you have done

has proven you're worthy of my love.

He begged me to stop, but I couldn't.

I don't want to do anymore, please!

She won't stop hurting you

until you let go and accept me.

( heavy breathing )

Now close your eyes.

You'll be in control.

(dramatic music)

♪ ♪

( grunts )

What you doing in the corner, Lucy?

Hm?

( yells )

You know, they found your boyfriend's hand

in the mayor's mailbox.

It's missing two fingers.

That's my nephew, you crazy bitch!

( yells )

Why'd you do it, Lucy?

( screams )

( chuckles )

( sinister music )

( woman screams )

( woman cackling )

( motorcycle engine roaring )

( blade shinks )

( woman screams )

( man choking )

( man groans )

♪ ♪

( monster roars )

♪ ♪

( tense music )

Okay, guys, we have one more artifact to go. We got this.

Yeah, one of us still has to die.

It probably should be you. You did die already once.

- Mm-hmm. - You know what it's like.

We brought you back because like, we needed you, you know?

And you don't need me now?

Why am I suddenly expendable again?

No, no, no, no, don't worry, you're not expendable.

Listen, listen, listen, listen. Listen.

I've been in three times, and I swear if I go in a fourth,

someone's after me.

I honestly think that's just how the cards fell,

but you know what, you can think

you're more important than the rest of us, but sure.

Say what you will, Manny,

but I think we all deserve to be here, right?

- Yeah. - But we are kind of a hot mess.

I've d*ed before, you've lost a few challenges.

You're still dead.

Nikita, though, you've kicked ass.

Like, well done, across the board.

- Thank you. - Props to you.

- Let's take a look at the map. - Okay.

- Oh, wow. - There's a lot happening here, guys.

There's so much going on. Let's grab it, let's grab it.

- Let's set it here. - Yeah, here.

Come on, let's do it.

New map, new troubles, honey.

"Strange you'd ever forget the night?"

Wait, look at all these symbols.

That looks like the wicker man.

- It does. - Looks like the wicker man.

- Wait, you guys-- - That looks like the snake.

- Those are the artifacts. - These are all the artifacts.

- That's the jack-in-the-box. - The church, The church is new.

"12, three, six, nine, and then it all starts again"

Those are all parts of a clock.

Like, if you think about a clock,

12 is the main hour, three, six, nine.

It's the--wait, wait, wait, hold on.

Look, look, look, look. There's something weird with the clock.

There are these weird pieces attached to it.

We pull the pieces off the clock,

and we find a combination of the symbols

that we're seeing on the map, as well as letters.

We match up the symbols on these little pieces

onto the map itself, and it changes

what the center message reads.

All: "Arrange your seven to get the eighth"

We realize that we have to re-arrange the artifacts--

in the correct order that the map is showing.

Nikita: The triangle that you want is up on top.

- Yes, you have the strongman. - Okay.

And then, the statue of Era.

- The furthest right. - Far right.

- Then the snake in that one. - Okay.

Nikita: And next is the wicker man in that one.

- Down--this one? - Yeah, and then--

- Whoa! - What the heck?

There was an artifact in here this whole time?

- The whole time? - Are you kidding me?

You got to be kidding me, the eighth artifact is in our room?

- Oh, that's so creepy. - Is this a choker?

"The Collar of Control must be worn

"by one of you to begin the cleansing process.

"Choose wisely, as the collar

cannot be removed without help."

This collar looks like it's made from skin.

It has eyeballs, it has teeth. It is not cute.

Any piece of clothing that's made of flesh and eyeballs,

probably not a good thing.

"You must re-attach the four metal rings

to fully purify the collar."

There are four metal rings that we're going to need

to cleanse this thing, so it looks like

we got a long way to go

before we're done with this final artifact.

I would like to say that I feel like, Nikita,

you have maybe, some more experience

with this type of stuff.

I think it's time for you to just--

- Let's do it, let's do it. - Go for it.

It looks disgusting, but I think I can make it a look.

You feel me?

What do I do, just put it on?

Are we sure we don't want to put it on Manny?

Let's just put it on me at this point.

- ( gasps ) - Is that too tight?

- Nope, not tight enough. - Okay, it's in.

Oh, it doesn't look bad, actually.

It actually complements her outfit.

- Does it look okay? - Yeah, it's cute.

- It's like a turtleneck. - Like a souvenir, right?

Both: Right. - Works really well with your skin tone.

Do you feel any different?

I mean, it really makes me a little light-headed.

( indistinct screaming )

All of a sudden, this crazy, psycho, lunatic woman

and her dog come barging in.

- Oh, my God. - You guys?

- Nikita? - You guys, I'm not joking this time.

- Wait, she's being pulled! - I'm not joking this time.

She literally calls me, like, Nikita, come here,

and my body is literally moving on its own.

Hello, I think this collar has something to do

with being controlled here.

Manny: The girl, I'm like, you need Jesus.

And her demon dog was actually so terrifying.

But I did notice that she was feeding him candy,

and it looked like she basically

had full control over him.

Kneel.

Make a kissy face.

- No, no! - Bigger.

Lean over.

- What? - Kiss my ass!

- Nikita, don't do it! - Yes!

- What do you want with her? - Nikita, can you come here?

- I'm trying, I'm trying. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

There's something wicked about you, pretty boy.

- What? - You let something

creep inside you.

Whoa, I don't know if I want to see this.

- ( giggles ) - Hey, hey.

( cackles )

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

I think you do.

This woman seems to think that something dark

has creeped inside Mortimer.

No matter, the Carnival Master will be free soon,

and will rip your g*dd*mn throats out.

You should be ashamed of how slowly you're progressing.

- Bullshit! - ( growls )

- ( spits ) - Whoa!

We have seven of the artifacts--

- Come on, pumpkin, let's go. - And you're the only one

standing between us and the last one,

so move your ass, before I b*at the crazy out of you.

( cheering )

( laughs )

Punch her!

( screaming )

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

( indistinct yelling )

- We got to go, Manny! - Come on, come on, come on!

- ( roars ) - Demon dog, out!

So Lucy grabs Joey, and I'm at the mercy of Nikita.

( laughs )

Faster, Nikita!

What are we doing here?

Matt and I get taken to a tent, and tied up to these two poles.

- How do we get out of here? - I-I don't know.

( roars )

Me and Mortimer run out.

Mortimer: Come on, here, wait, quick.

This way, this way, this way. Go, go, go, go, go.

I fall, I slide, I frigging eat sh*t.

Manny, go, Manny, go, Manny, go!

( roars )

You got this, come on!

He's terrifying.

Luckily, Mortimer distracts him enough

where I can like, run into the drugstore.

( grunts )

( dramatic music )

Oh, my God, okay.

Manny: I'm in the drugstore right now, and I see a note,

and it says to go to the mailbox.

The mail? Remember to check the mail.

And I start to put candy in my pockets,

thinking--I'm like, okay, you know what,

like, I saw him eating the candy.

Maybe the candy will help.

Oh, my God.

All of a sudden, the demon dog walks in,

and I'm petrified, and I'm hiding around the register,

and I'm like, please don't catch me.

( roars )

And we're like playing this like, weird dance, you know?

We're like, doing this.

- ( roars ) - Oh, my God.

And of course, he gets, like, on the cash register.

And he looks down, and he sees me, and I'm like, hi.

I have candy, you want one?

And he kind of gets distracted. I'm like, okay.

Here, I'm going to put one right here for you.

From me, to you.

You have fun in here, sir.

( heavy breathing )

( growls )

( roars )

And I'm like, okay, whew, I'm safe.

He's locked inside the drugstore,

so I go to the front, and I look into the mailbox.

Okay.

And boom, we have a key, and I found a note.

Calliope, you're okay.

( growls )

Oh, my God, oh, my God, are you okay?

- Come on. - Okay.

Where are the others?

I don't know, I don't know. They got taken.

Is there anything that you could use a beanbag for?

There's a bucket with a rope with a lever on it.

So it hits me.

We need to weigh the bucket down.

- Can you kick it? - I can try kicking it, yeah,

- Yeah, kick it. - Ah, sh**t.

This is why I'm not into "sportsball."

Oh, there you go! Can you reach that?

Go down a little bit lower. Yes, there you go.

Use that core. Use those ab workouts, man.

- Oh! - Oh, my God!

- You got to be kidding me! - That was so close!

Okay, okay, I got this.

Oh, my gosh, are you freaking kidding me?

- Joey, I-- - Get in the fricking hole!

Oh, my God, Joey!

- Joey! - Ah!

Why is this so hard?

- Mothertrucker hell. - Watch your language.

"Mothertrucker" is watching my language.

I'm having the most difficult time right now.

I don't want to talk about it.

All right, we're going in with one foot, okay, ready?

Oh, yeah, okay, I think I got it.

Is anything moving over there?

It's going to need quite a bit of weight.

- Oh, great. - Oh, I got it down, okay.

- We're good to go. - Yeah, you figured out the strategy?

Yeah.

- Oh, I'm on a roll! - There it is!

( yells )

- Wait, oh, jeez. - You're free?

Oh, yeah, I got my leg free.

Suddenly, I'm no longer confined to standing up.

I have more freedom of movement.

Is there anything you can reach now with your feet?

Ooh, wait, wait, wait, I have a grid of symbols.

Very sexual symbols, actually.

- How so? - Look around on your side.

Do you see anything that looks like hands on breasts?

No, I see-- Isn't that your horse?

- Yeah, that's--that's Blanche. - Blanche!

And now, I'm reunited with Blanche.

I made a promise to Blanche

that I was going to get her out of here,

and I am still committed to that promise.

But first, I need to get out of these handcuffs.

I'm looking at this device, though.

Are you sure you don't see anything

like someone getting an a* to the head?

Yeah, I see-- I see symbols, okay.

- Uh, pom-pom. - Pom-pom, okay.

- Second one is boobies. - Boobies.

- I'm glad you were able to recognize that one. - Third one are panties.

Uh, I don't know what it's called,

the cheerleader "rah, rah, rah."

- The megaphone. - Yeah, yeah.

Megaphone, okay.

And then the last one's an a* to the head.

a* to the head. Whoa!

- What? - That's awesome!

- What happened? - Oh, my gosh, something popped out.

A little--a little drawer.

Okay, oh, don't lose that key down that little cr*ck.

Matt enters the right code,

and he gets the key to our handcuffs.

Matt: So not only does this drawer contain a handcuff key

that frees me and Joey, but it also has a note

that says that there's actually a way

for us to rescue Nikita from the control collar.

Manny: Me and Calliope are walking towards the church,

and we see Matt, and we see Joey,

and they're like, in this tent, we're all good.

Okay, what do we need to do with this next clue?

"To free your friend from the influence of the collar,

three of you must lay hands on them at once, and then quickly remove it."

So we all have to touch, and then remove the collar.

What we have to do is all three of us,

lay our hands on her at the exact same time.

At which point, then, the control collar

loses its effect, and we're able to rip it off of her.

"If you choose to not save your friend,

"they'll be forced into the final challenge without a vote.

"But be careful, if your friend touches you,

then you are automatically added to the voting box.

I think we need to save her. She's done so much for us.

- She has. - And I can't imagine leaving here without her.

- So we need to go to the church. - What does the note say?

"Cross the bridge and venture onto unholy ground."

"The first ring lies beyond the alter

inside the Church of the Damned."

And I have a key.

That's where the Carnival Master is.

- We can't go in there. - Why not?

Because that's where the Carnival Master is.

That's the whole point.

That's what we've been working for.

That's what the eight artifacts are for.

- Okay. - Okay.

- All right, come on, let's go. - Let's go.

We're going to go, Blanche. Stay here, Blanche.

I'm not putting you at risk.

I'll be back for you, I'll be back.

( yelling )

( laughter)

( groans )

- Stop! - What the hell is going on?

- What is happening? - Oh, you bitch!

- Oh, my God, oh, my God. - Come on, let's taste some, pretty boy.

What are they doing to him?

Joey: Something weird is going on in there.

Like, some crazy, kinky stuff.

Oh, my God, I'm kind of jealous.

I don't think I'm old enough to watch this.

You belong to me

and the Carnival Master now.

- Should we throw the bone? - You now...

How did you get free? Nikita, bring them to me!

Now's our chance. We got to grab her.

- Come on. - Please!

- ( screams ) - Oh, my God, oh, my God.

( tense music )

Guys, someone hug her from behind.

Because if she touches us, our name goes into the vote.

Come here, blondie, come here!

So what we need to do is all be able to touch her

and the same exact time while Calliope takes off her collar.

( indistinct screaming )

Nikita's screaming like she's literally

"The Exorcist" right now, and I'm like what is going on?

Is your head going to spin too, bitch?

- Come on. - It's almost over.

- I got it! - Nikita: All of a sudden,

I kind of awaken, and they're literally all grabbing,

and I'm like, why are you touching my wig?

My--my earring's gone.

- You're back! - Oh, my God.

- Where's my earring, you guys? - No thanks, no nothing?

Nikita, you're literally being such a bitch.

You know, Nikita can be a bitch without the collar,

but with the collar, she's a damn ultra-bitch.

- We need to go into that church. - We need to go to go to

the church, and we need to cleanse our artifact.

- Okay, got it. - But we got to watch out,

because the Carnival Master is in there--

( roars )

( indistinct yelling )

Joey: Go, he's coming, he's coming, quick!

Quick, run, he's coming!

- Go, Manny, go, open it! - Go, go, go.

Quick, quick.

( grunts )

- He can't come in. - He can't come in.

- He's a demon. - Oh, you can't come in.

Manny: So we're kind of looking at him, like,

from the threshold, like, you can't get us.

Taunting him at the same time, but I don't want to talk

too much, because I'm like, scared, I'm like,

what if we have to step outside?

- Oh, my God. - Joey: I turn around,

and I realize we're not alone.

That's him. That's the Carnival Master.

- He's encased in amber. - Amber, huh?

It is not good.

I mean, here he is, but should we look around?

Okay, yeah, here.

- Here, right here. - Ooh, wait, we got handcuffs.

- Oh, good eye. - "To claim the first ring,

"two of you must make a sacrifice

"by placing one hand each inside the altar,

and closing the metal ring around it."

- Okay, so basically-- - Two of us has to get locked in.

I feel like since Matt and I were already locked up.

- We've already been in chains. - You guys should do it.

Okay, that's fine, I put my hand in the drain before.

Okay, so you're used to shoving your hand into dark holes.

- Okay, ready? - Here, I'll lock in mine.

I'll help one over here.

Got it?

Ow, okay, we're locked.

- Oh, sh*t! - Oh, oh!

- Oh. - Wait, it's the first ring.

We got it, and there's flashlights.

The box pops open, we find our first ring,

but me and Nikita are freaking handcuffed to each other.

Not only is it hard enough running around outside here,

I have to be freaking tied to Nikita?

( rhythmic grunting )

Uh, Manny, I love jewelry,

but this one attached to your wrist as well?

I don't know if I like this one, girl.

It says "so many in this town

"took a dirty secret to their grave.

"The second ring can only be seen

once you have re-united five of them with their secret fetish."

So basically, we need to figure out

where the fetishes go on each gravestone.

( dramatic music )

( roars )

Oh, my Jesus of the Christ almighty,

- I am in a church of God. - How do we get out of here?

Joey: We realize one of us is going to have to

distract the demon dog.

I decided I'm going to be the distraction.

If you get tired, I'll take over.

- We'll switch, okay? - You got this.

Watch out for the roots.

Over here!

Guys, he's quick!

Nikita: I think this is like, a ball gag.

A heel, a heel, a heel, a heel.

( dramatic music )

So we have to reunite them with their fetish.

- Do you have a ball gag? - Yeah.

We need a ball gag, ball gag, ball gag over here.

Oh, my gosh, he's coming! I'm going back in the church!

( screams )

( dramatic music )

- Guys, did you get it? - No, not yet.

- What happened? Both: We need more time.

- There's no way in hell. - Let's rotate.

- Rotate? - Yeah, so we're still looking for other fetishes.

- Yes, we are. - We're looking for fetishes.

I saw binoculars for the peeping tom.

Peeping tom, that's in the middle.

So we switch roles, and now, I'm helping the group

while Matt distracts the demon dog.

Hey, demon dog, I'm more of a cat person.

Cats are so much better than devil dogs.

Binoculars, get that right now.

- Okay, okay, - Where's the peeping tom?

At this point, we were all exhausted.

The last thing I want to do is run even more.

You want some candy?

So what I tried to do is lure him

into the front of the church,

and then kind of keep him at that boundary.

Yeah, who's a good demon dog?

( roars )

Matt, which one was the peeping tom?

- It's the one with windows. - I found it, okay?

Do you need me to unwrap it, demon dog?

Whoa, you don't like candy? Here, here you go, demon dog.

Yeah, good boy.

Joey: I need to find out where the leather goes.

- Wait, here's the belt, here's the belt. - This is a whip.

Okay, whips, whips.

♪ ♪

Okay, "Donna Gunn was always a hit at parties,

- "no one could-- - Both: Whip her, whip her."

Okay, I just put the whip down.

Okay.

♪ ♪

- Wrong foot, wrong foot. - Wrong foot, wrong foot.

There you go, there you go, man, good boy.

( roars )

No, no, no! Ah, oh, my God.

I get suckered in, I slowly start to bring it to his mouth,

when he grabs me and tries to pull me out of the church.

Oh, my God.

I am almost dog meat.

Hey, go catch this, bitch!

Yes, come on.

( indistinct yelling )

Here we go, we just need to find the last one.

I have the leather skirt.

Leather, leather, leather, leather, leather.

"Brilliant designer who always liked

to keep things as short as possible."

- I found it. - Yes, that's it.

We finally figure out the last clue

of the fetishes in the graveyards,

( air whooshes menacingly )

Oh, something came off this grave.

- What is it? - Oh, it's the ring. It's the ring, it's the ring.

- Here, get inside, get inside. - We'll meet up back in the church.

And we get a note that's attached to it, and it says...

"The demon dog holds the third ring around its neck.

The demon dog has the third ring, of course.

So we have to figure out how we're going to trap this guy,

and how we're going to k*ll him.

"You'll need to find the hunter's trap in the trees,

"lure it inside with a tasty human morsel,

"and then impale it with an iron rod.

"The iron rod from the gnarled tree.

The trap is on the other side of the cemetery."

Okay, I already see it. Here you go.

Trap is on the other side, bring the candy.

- Hey, baby. - Hey, we have candy.

Nikita: We're sweet like candy. Come on.

- Oh sh*t, he's running. - Go, go, go, go, go.

- Run in the middle of the trap! - There's candy, baby.

I think we have to pull him in. Here, call him for a second.

- Hey, hey. - Over here, demon dog.

- Over here, hi! - Candy, candy!

- Do you smell the candy? - Candy, look, yum.

- Let me waft it to him. - There's candy.

- Delicious. - There's candy.

- Come on, baby. - Yum, yum, yum.

Oh, I'm going to get the candy before you.

- I'm going to get the candy before you. - I'm going to get it.

Oh, it's so delicious, it's peppermint.

- Oh, so yummy. - It's your favorite.

Joey: We try putting candy in the trap,

and it's not working, and then we realize, oh.

A human snack.

It literally means it needs a human snack.

Maybe--hi, oh sh**t.

( yelling )

Got it, get him! Here we go!

( yells )

( screams )

- Yes, Matt. - Grab the ring, grab the ring!

- I'm so sorry. - Don't apologize to him!

- Get it. - I got the ring!

- Yes, Matt, yes! - Back to the church.

- Back to the church. - Okay.

Matt: I feel so bad for it.

I do not support animal cruelty!

No!

( screaming )

What have you done?

k*lling the dog, I wanted to be remorseful,

but I had already shown this thing some mercy

by trying to feed it candy earlier in the night,

and it still tried to k*ll me, so turnabout was fair play.

- She's pissed off. - We just k*lled her demon dog, I don't blame her.

And we took away her new minion, me.

Might as well just put her out of her misery then, huh?

She's having a bad day.

So we got the three rings, now what?

We need one more ring, one more ring.

- Mm. - Wait, what?

- What do you see? - Oh, my God.

( dramatic music )

( sighs )

"To claim the fourth ring, two must be selected by vote

"to b*at Lucy at her own game.

Be warned, you're nearing your final confrontation with the Carnival Master."

Guys, I thought there was going to be a twist.

- Told you. - I didn't think that this was going to happen again.

Discuss amongst yourselves, please.

Is there even a reason to discuss this privately?

We all know we deserve to be here.

You two are never going to vote against each other.

Joey is the secret lynchpin. I know I'm going in.

So it's really a question of who's coming with me?

So we have three of the four metal rings

that we need to cleanse this collar,

but we need the fourth ring,

and that's going to require a final sacrifice.

We have to choose two of us to go up against Lucy.

I don't know, this is so tough.

I don't want to be that person right now.

But Joey comes up with something

that he think is a fair plan.

How about we all just

vote for ourselves to go in?

It does increase my odds, so--

- Same. - I'm game.

So should we go with that?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Calliope, do you want to just put

one of each of our names in?

- If that's what you wish. - That's what we wish.

Joey: We all deserve this.

It's impossible for us to vote against each other.

I think it should just be the fate of the cards to decide.

Matt: frigging sucks.

I will now shuffle, and draw two.

Please be on my side for once.

- Oh, my God. - Come on.

- Please, please, please, please. - Oh, my God.

- Calliope: It is time. Are you ready? - Joey: Yes.

The first person going into the challenge is...

( dramatic music )

The Record Producer.

♪ ♪

The second person going into the challenge is...

♪ ♪

- The Troublemaker. - What, again?

- Oh, my God. - No, no.

Of course, of course, out of the four of us, me and Nikita get pulled.

I'm sorry, I'm just pissed at this point.

Come, I will lead you to the challenge.

You guys come as well, to observe.

( dramatic music )

- ( cackling ) - Oh, my God.

- Oh, gosh. - Mortimer, are you okay?

- Are you okay? - Something's wrong with his chest.

Why is his heart like, so messed up?

- ( laughs ) - Hi, girl.

Do you have the key to this, Momma?

Mortimer, what's--what's that on your chest?

Please, let's just get this over with, please.

Okay, Mortimer, you need to chill or something.

- Let's go over here. - Joey: This is so hard to watch.

These are literally two of my closest friends.

I don't know who I want to win.

Both: "There are nine boxes and nine keys among the pool.

"One box holds salvation.

"Pop your balloon to be free of your straightjacket.

"Find the right key before your friend,

or this might be your end."

All right, guys, good luck.

Before we start the challenge...

- Matt. - Can you mess up the popcorn?

- Are you kidding me? - Oh, my God.

Manny and Nikita weren't all that remorseful

about the deaths of Ro and Safiya,

so I'm just going to kick back and watch the festivities.

Good luck, guys. Slightly better luck to Manny.

Manny: So me and Nikita are about to start,

but we're both, like, tied down.

They tell us that if you pop your balloons,

you can get untied.

Go!

- Come on, guys, good luck! - Go for it!

- Don't slip. - Go fast, go fast.

- Come on, pop 'em, pop 'em. - Pop those balloons.

- Five, five, five, unlock me. - Go, Manny.

We jump in, we both pop them

basically at the same exact time,

Wow, they are deadlocked.

- Manny: They help us undo it. - Come on!

- You can do it, you guys, come on. - Come on, Nikita.

- Go Manny. - Find those keys.

Manny: Right away, I find the key.

This is really exciting.

I've never seen a challenge before.

- I don't see anything. - Look under things.

- Move the balls out of the way. - Okay.

Tread slowly, don't necessarily throw it out of the way.

Because you don't want the key

to get thrown away with the popcorn.

I open my box, there's nothing in it, and I'm like...

( exhales )

- ( yells ) - Get her, get her!

- Manny, stop! - I'm sorry, Nikita.

I already lost to you once. I'm not losing to you again.

You're not going to play this game with me.

At this point, I can't find one key.

They're like, this big, and I don't want to ever look,

smell, even touch popcorn.

Oh, my gosh, this is literally like

finding a needle in a haystack right now.

But it's a corn stack.

- Oh, my God. - Wait, wait, he found something.

Manny is literally flying by,

finding two keys before I can even find one.

Ooh, let's see what happens!

In this moment, I'm so close to giving up.

( groovy music )

♪ ♪

- Another one! - Nothing?

( yells )

I find my second key, open my box, nothing.

God dang it, like, how is this happening?

We'll be here until the Carnival Master wakes up.

- I know. - Oh, I found something.

- Really? - Okay, one.

- No way! - Good luck.

I finally find my first key,

but I have literally this much room

of pinching, and I have to unlock this

tiny little damn thing with this tiny little key.

Oh, God, this is a small, tiny-ass little key.

And when I open my first one--

( gasps )

( groans )

- Come on, you guys. - Nothing.

She's empty, she goes in and she unlocks it,

nothing's going on, so I start to get like, just intense.

- Oh, Manny. - Whoa, whoa.

- There's that strongman. - So strong, Manny.

I start to like literally, just like,

throw up freaking everything around us.

- Oh, good idea, Manny. - Hey, b*tches.

- That's a good idea. - Hey, whoa, hey.

- I found one, I found one. - Ooh.

- Go, Manny, go! - Yes, bitch!

Go, Manny, go!

Nikita: Manny and I both found a key,

and we're working on different boxes,

Ooh, who's it going to be?

Nikita: And I'm like, please,

I don't know what's happening, but please end this game.

- Who's it going to be? - I don't know.

I got one, okay. - One, two--

( dramatic musical flourish )

- ( screams ) - Wait, she gets to decide?

I have the choice to either k*ll myself,

or k*ll my friend.

- Oh, my God. - Wait.

- She has to-- - Manny.

She has to sh**t him?

- Manny, I love you. - No, don't sh**t me.

- Manny, I love you. - Please don't sh**t me.

Manny, I love you!

( screaming )

- No! - (laughter)

You sh*t him? You sh*t him.

She just k*lled her best friend.

Did I see it coming? Absolutely not.

But I got to say, she looked fabulous while doing it.

Wait, wait, hold up.

- What is it? - It's the final ring, it's the final ring.

- Mortimer, Mortimer. - Come on, come on, come on.

- Finish her up. - Hurry, hurry.

- Go, take it, take it. - Hurry.

Go!

It wasn't supposed to go like this.

You're all going to die now!

( retching )

( dramatic musical flourish )

Oh, we did it, we finally got the final artifact.

We can finally go home.

- It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. - We have to go.

- Come on. - I m*rder*d him.

Mortimer, come on.

Are you okay?

You did what you had to do.

It's fine, don't worry about it.

- What? - Mortimer, what are you doing?

- What? - Mortimer.

He has the collar. He has the last artifact.

- Mortimer, Mortimer, wait. - What are you doing?

- Come! - What the hell?

I knew there was something suspicious about him.

- Open up, now! - Mortimer!

- Stop. - Don't come any closer.

- What are you doing? - I'm freeing Nicholas.

It's the evil inside you talking.

- No, but all the artifacts-- - All the artifacts are in here!

- Don't tell me what to do. - Please.

- It's already done. - Mortimer, no.

Wait, no, no.

( dramatic music )

♪ ♪

- No! - No!

Oh, my God.

- It's him. - That's the Carnival Master?

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

I've done all that you asked.

Joey: Inside the chest of the Carnival Master

is this crystal, and for some reason,

it's calling to me.

announcer: The Carnival Master has a crystal

that can bring those you've lost in the past back to life.

( dramatic music )

Come.

- Mortimer, stop. - Mortimer.

Turn around.

- Traitor. - We trusted you.

You...

are so easily manipulated.

- What is going on? - I don't know, I'm so scared.

- Mortimer, resist it! - Oh, no!

- No! - Oh, my gosh!

( indistinct yelling )

Don't think so, little lady.

Did you not think I prepared for this?

All: No!

I can smell the stench of the society all over you.

They called you into a w*r that's not yours.

And now, you're going to pay for it with your lives.

But don't worry, I have some very special friends

who are going to come visit you.

- No, oh, my God, oh, my God. - What is this?

( dramatic music )

Nikita: What's happening, what's happening, what's happening?

Joey: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know what's happening.

Matt: All the artifacts are glowing. Why are the artifacts glowing?

( wind howls )

Wait, no, there's people coming outside.

( roaring )

Go, go, come on!

Tearing you apart!

Joey: Oh, my God, go!

( laughs )

( tense music )

♪ ♪

( laughter )