01x05 - The oracle & When you wish upon a stone

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GUMMI BEAR ADVENTURES

PROVIDER

No. Grandma will k*ll me.

He's on his own again.

Hurry before he runs away.

Come on, Tolstoy.
Nobody snores that loud.

This is what you think

What?

Oh my God. I must have dozed off.

What did you dream Monkey?

Tolstun, you wanted to carry a treat
and eat before bed.

No, Grandma. Honestly.

Listen, Fatty, this is already too much.

We tried to tell you
that it's bad for you.

So we set up an alarm.

- But I'm hungry.
- You got fat.

Hey, I just have big bones.

Yes, and they are getting wider.

Look, all your clothes
bursting at the seams.

You are on a diet.

I don't need to go on a diet.

What did you say?

Food. Food.

Thank you.

So let's get started.

Stop, we'll
eat after the meeting.

Put them back.

Now let's start.

Wait! I lost again
his talisman - a rat leg.

Fast. Everybody get on your head
so that the curse does not come true.

I found her.

I can't go without her
strategic meeting.

Okay, back to the table.

So, you cucumbers
with thimbles instead of heads,

I have only one question for you.

Why Dunwin Castle
not mine, not mine, not mine?

My plans are brilliant.

My guide is inspirational.

I need an answer. You .

Answer?

Ask the Soothsayer.

- Yes. A good idea.
- Diviner

soothsayer

What kind of superstitious nonsense is this?

We, the cannibal giants,
We've been using it for hundreds of years

Your Grand Duchy.

Gift him
he will answer your question.

Never fails.

If he's so beautiful
why don't you use it

We couldn't come up with
the right question.

Well, I have a lot of questions.

Tomorrow at sunset we
Let's go to the Prophet.

Tomorrow at sunset.

"The livers were delicious.
Too bad you're on a diet.

With love, Sunny and Baby ". Damn.

I shouldn't have said it

We found all your
stocks with food, Tolstun.

Yes. I noticed.

Oh, I can sympathize with you, Tolstun.

After all, even the Great Gummi had
an all-consuming love of food.

- Truth?
- Of course.

Look at our
old maps of tunnels.

Solid kitchens and buffets.

Yes, but in ancient times they knew
how important it is

keep your appetite under control.

- Where are you going ?
- Conduct historical research.

These ancients ate so much
that I have nothing left

And what do we do now

Maybe give gifts?

So let's.

Well?

Oh great seer,

connoisseur of all things

let me introduce my
highly respected sir.

He is the best of rulers

friend of all cannibal giants

and ruler of Drekmor.

Here--

Duke Igthorn.

Well hello, soothsayer

Will you accept these gifts and say
me what I want to know the most?

This is your soothsayer speaking

You can call me "Mr."

So what do you want

Oh, great Soothsayer, Lord--

Do not be offended, Your Majesty,

but if you are truly omniscient,

then you already know mine
deepest desire.

It's over. Do you want
capture Dunwin Castle.

Amazing.

And how do I intend
do it, sir?

Easily. Do you want to be
strong as a hundred men

after drinking the magical juice of the Gummi Bears.

This is true. No one knows
about those stupid bears,

not to mention their juice.

Oh great

accept my humble gift of food
and tell me the secret of this drink.

I'm sorry, but this is a leap year.

You must jump high
when you ask for something

What?

Yes, Your Majesty.

Oh and according to the stars
you will fail

if you go outside today
with bare head.

Humiliating, but worth it.

Now will you tell me, sir?

Good. Firstly,
main ingredient.

I want all the gummi berries you pick
and your friends today until noon.

As you say, prophetic.

- Oh, and one more detail.
- Yes?

I don't like that you
walk through my pure forest

in those dirty old boots.

Take them off and leave them here

But my legs.

Boots, Duke, boots.

Oh right.

And no green berries.

Follow me, warriors.

Behind him. Behind him.

I think I will enjoy this diet.

And then they picked berries,
like crazy.

And why do they need them?

Who knows why something
cannibal giants?

I looked a couple of minutes ago
They have already left.

- Have you gone?
- Yes. And good riddance.

Fatty, do you want dessert?

No thanks.

A diet is a diet.

You don't eat dessert?

Fatty, where are you going?

I thought I'd run a little.
- run around

Yes. And don't expect me for dinner.

He woke up.

This is your soothsayer speaking

I see you brought my gummy berries.

Yes, we brought them.

Sir, now you
from
tell me a secret?

Undoubtedly. Next ingredient--

Next ingredient?

Of course. And he is very important.

Good. What's next, sir?

We need a chick's feather
prickly grumblers.

But they only live
on the peaks of Mount Freak.

Yes, right there.

And I need it tonight.

We're on our way, oh great one.

Wait a minute.

He said "a snarl with a comb"
or "prickly grumbler with a plume"?

I don't know, Your Duchy.

We need to go back and ask again

Back to the Diviner, warriors.

What's going on here?

Oh, hey, Iggy. Did you bring a pen?

Iggy.

Bring me that bear.

So it was all
just a gummy trick.

Well, oh fat, let's see
how high will you jump

when we drop you
from my fortress walls.

Let him go!

Who do you take me for

It's just
another Gummy trick.

I won't buy it

Let him go!

Make me stone face.

Wait for me cowards!

So oh fat

you ate gifts
left for me?

I'm really sorry,
Your Divination

If you forgive me
just this time

I promise I will never eat again

You said you promise

Yes, your divination,
I promise.

Oh, that will suit us very well.

Witch. What a wonderful focus.

Well maybe we all
go home?

Yes. I never got dessert.

THE GIANT AND THE WISHING STONE

Like this. Turn.

Parry. Crossing.

Be careful, Kevin.

Admit it, little fry.

You are too weak to be
member of the royal army.

I will become a knight. You'll see

- Take it easy, Anvin. He is younger than you.
- So what?

Look princess.

You are only
insignificant, despicable page,

and you will always be.

Oh yeah?

My inevitable victory was you
inspired, beautiful princess.

Give me a sign that I'm worth it.

I will never be a knight.

I'm too small, too young
and too weak.

Be careful, you clumsy bastard.

Clumsy? I'm not clumsy.

To arms! To arms!

We are under att*ck!

It is for you!

Be careful baby
maybe it's an intruder.

This is Kevin.
Is something wrong, Kevin?

Oh sunshine. Not this way?

- It's like that.
- So, how.

Come on, you can tell us

Yes, we are listening carefully.

Oh, it's that bully Unwin.

He laughed at me in front of the princess
said I was weak.

How dare he?

- Insolent.
- Hooligan.

The worst thing is that he is right.

Nonsense. This Unwin
just a dumbass.

Yes. You just need
b*at him up and crush him

I think Kevin needs
pay no attention to the savage.

Well I'd be in his place
flattened it into a cake.

In a cake:

- Push him and b*at him.
- Do not pay attention.

- In a cake.
- Don't waste your time.

- Come on, let's go.
- Gummi, Gummi, please.

Listen, from these disputes
there is no point.

Does anyone have a reasonable solution?

- What about gummi juice?
- Great idea.

No no no. Juice from gummi berries
not for selfish purposes,

like a showdown with hooligans.

To become a true knight
training and practice is required.

Yes. Probably so.

You can, Kevin.
Just practice.

Yes Yes Yes.
And now back to work.

Maybe there is an answer
in The Great Book of Gummi.

Hey, what's that, baby?
Wish granting stone.

"In the distant Grotto of Shadows

there is a large izu...."

- Emerald.
- "There is a large emerald.

If you touch the magic stone
one of your wishes will come true."

I could make a wish
become big like Unwin.

What a cool place.

Look, Kid, the entrance to the Grotto of Shadows.

Maybe it leads to a stone
wish fulfiller.

Hey!

Hey!

Get out! Go away!

Get out! scat

How can we find an emerald
in such a big room?

Easily. Just look up.

Pass me the rope, Baby.

What height do I want to become

- What if it's as tall as--?
- Giant.

No, these are too high, Baby.

- No no. Giant.
- Go here.

So you want to steal a wish, huh?

You will regret
who wanted to come here.

Look, Kevin, exit.

You won't run away.

Carefully!

I will show you how I
deal with violators.

Well come back

To battle, you bully.

Sooner or later you will come out.

I can wait as long
how much are you.

I have been here for a hundred years.

In a hundred years I will be
too old for a knight.

Then you need to b*at him now.

- But how?
- This.

I stole a bottle for you.

Juice from gummi berries. Right.

The answer is to
become super strong.

Now we will see who is despicable.

Deal with him for me, Sir Kevin.

Just in time to be on time
season my stew.

Let us go or
I will use force.

Strength? You ?

Oh I love your sense of humor
oh insignificant.

And don't call me insignificant.

Well done Kevin.

Will you let us go now or...?

Now I will crush you
like a little bug.

Baby help!

You are not that strong.
Bay with all your might.

Oh you ....

Exactly.

Thanks baby.

I don't have to be strong to
exhaust, only fast like you.

Right. For business.

Hey you can't catch me

Come on, bully.

Now I will catch you.

- Oh no.
- Gotcha, parasite.

Help! Kevin!

Yes? Help him, Kevin, you bug.

I can only save you
wanting to be big like him.

So you want to be bigger, huh?

Well, that's how I got into this mess.

Once I was a small fry like you,

and hooligans pestered me
and called me names.

Like you, I came here
Make a wish.

The desire to become bigger.

And look at me

My size scared everyone so much

that I had to live
alone in a cave.

So come on guess
your desire, despicable.

It will be your last.

Strength and speed didn't help, Kid.

The only thing left is the size.

No, Kevin! No, don't do it!

You will be like him!

I wish-- I wish that
the giant became the size of me.

Hey, I'm normal again.

You did it, Kevin, you won.

Yes. I decided that the answer is not
to be big.

No. And it's about being smart.

I'm sorry that I tried to crush you

This is my habit.

Oh nothing. Now let's
get out of here.

We're not going anywhere.

Only a giant can
pull out that cobblestone.

Do not look at me.

Wait. We'll make a wish.

- You have already used your wish.
- And you - no.

Hey, that's right.

I wish this foolish
the cobblestone flew out of there.

This is where everything collapses.

Let's run.

This is the last wish for the stone
wish fulfilling.

Nothing. I only wish that
you got here early.

Well, thanks again, despicable.

God, I'll never
I don't want to get bigger.

Me too.

Well, maybe a little more.

Tell me when you will
enough, bitch.

Come on, Kevin, you can b*at him.

Small fry.

Come out and fight
like a man, you are insignificant,

despicable page.

To fight.

That was very smart, Kevin.

Someday you will be worthy
knighthood, Sir Kevin.

Thank you, milady.