06x06 - Thin Ice

[bunniefuu]

Well it seems like everything
is in order.

all my chemicals
are perfectly balanced.

Let the cloning begin.

An exact copy! Eureka!
I'm a genius!

Probably the committee
of the Nobel Prize.

- Hello?
- Hi, what are you doing?

Just playing a sequence
of deoxyribonucleic acid.

Are you cloning? I'm so proud
to have you as my aunt.

I mean you're not just
brilliant, you are beautiful, kind

and you are very, very,
very special to me.

- How much money do you need?
- How much can you clone?

Cloning money is illegal, but the
sky is the limit with greens.

Do you like melon?

Tomatoes. They say antioxidants
are good for the prostate.

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
S E - Thin Ice

Translation, Review and Sync:
Michael Lemos

Sabrina, I don't pay you to
flirt with customers.

I was going to discuss this at
staff meeting.

Hey, it's not my fault you never
spend some time with Josh.

Who told him to leave the Café and go
work in any newspaper?

ok i have
to go, Sabrina.

Any newspaper is me
sending to photograph the pope!

IT IS? But the newspaper gives you coffee
with free milk?

he didn't earn it
here too.

Listen, Mike will give me
the wednesday off

and I promise that
let's Stay Together.

Wednesday looks perfect.

Until Wednesday!
Bye-bye!

Harvey, what
It happened to you?

just a small
hockey injury.

He managed to score the
win for Boston College.

Harvey is the star of the team and...
and I'm the star's girlfriend.

And I will vomit.
Until Wednesday.

Let's do what you want,
I don't care how much it costs.

You don't have to spend a dime
with me since we've been together.

This is a sentence you
will never hear me say.

Hey Sabrina, I can talk
with you for a minute?

Clear.
What was it?

I need your help. this injury
in the ankle is very serious,

I'm afraid that
if the coach finds out,

I will end up on the bench
reservations for the entire season.

Well I'm not a surgeon
orthopedic, Harvey, but...

I think I can help.

In fact, I was hoping that
I could do that thing that...

that only you can do?

enchant the world
with my smile?

No, this is Mary.

I'm talking about magic.
Sabrina, I'm desperate.

We have a big game coming
and the team is counting on me.

Harvey, I am not authorized to use
my magic away with mortals.

I am a witch,
not a genie.

you wouldn't know how to tell me
some geniuses, isn't it?

Only one, but she's having one
small problem with the lamp,

if you understand me. I'm sorry,
Harvey, my fingers are tied.

Well, at least I tried.

But I will say one thing.
If you go see a doctor

and also treat yourself, I promise
that I will be in the game and

I will bring everyone
that I know to cheer you up.

It would be great.
See you on Wednesday.

Wednesday night! Josh doesn't care
if we spend all night

rooting for my ex.

my first night of
off in two weeks

and i have to cheer
by your ex-boyfriend?

I don't even know the
Harvey I hate hockey

and still she
dragged me here.

I have bigger problems.
Every sporting event I go to,

i get hit in the
head for something.

There may be sixty thousand
people in the stadium and,

no matter where i am
sitting, the puck or the ball...

or the k*ller comes flying
and hits me in the head.

Can you shut up now?

Although it usually doesn't happen
before the game starts.

Guys, stop complaining.
Harvey is playing

hurt and we are
here to support you.

yes anything
for your ex-boyfriend.

which happens to be
my current boyfriend.

I'm dating number ten.
He's the star.

Two Salems will leave Hilda and the
twice as crazy teacher

and we could be
the kings of the castle.

You have beauty and intelligence...
which means I have it too.

Salem, what did you do?

I?
Anything.

I'm sitting here, cleaning myself,
like cats always do.

It must have been the wind.

I think you owe me
an apology.

- I'm sorry, Salem.
- This time I let it go.

Wait a minute,
the wind?

this could be the start
of a beautiful friendship.

I like the way
that I think.

There goes Harvey.
He's heading for the goal!

- They stole his record.
- Thief!

There goes Harvey! He is
ready to score the goal!

And he trips and falls...
Again.

The beauty of ice is that
after falling on it,

you can use it
to reduce swelling.

He raised.
You know what they say,

you can't keep one
good man down.

Or keep Kinkle up.

- This is so humi
bright.
- Harvey will recover.

I meant to myself,
I'm his girlfriend.

Looks like the coach is going
put him on the bench.

I never saw anyone
fall off the bench.

Let's hope he stays in
bank for the rest of the season.

it was just that
that Harvey was afraid.

Hey, Kinkle!
You stink!

Man, I'm getting
sorry for him.

Poor Harvey.

I don't understand. Last week
he was skating like a god.

Skating? God?
That's it!

I'll be right back. I'll get more
dead to my sausage.

I take it for you.

No! I am very annoying
with the amount of mustard.

If there's too much, the sausage loses
the taste, if you have less, she...

it runs out of seasoning.

you worry so much
so with your condiments?

Don't even get me started on horseradish.

I know what she say.

I am convinced that the
cause of death of my uncle Buddy

it was Aunt May's spice.
Not that he didn't deserve it.

It cost!

Hi Mercury.
I'm...

Sorry for the delay
on delivery, Minerva,

but the traffic around the
Mount Olympus is a nightmare!

she can be the
wisdom goddess,

but she has the mouth of
a car driver.

Sorry to bother you,
but my ex boyfriend is

playing a big
hockey game now,

and he has this ankle injury and
the coach put him in reserve,

and I wanted to know if you have skates
too quick to borrow me?

And you are the goddess of what?
Talking non-stop?

In fact, I'm not a
Goddess, I am a witch.

Well actually half
witch, half mortal.

Well what about the skates?

I only have one pair.
I've never borrowed them before.

How about three virgins for him,
and a goat?

Accept a Polish sausage
cm and extra mustard?

you found mine
Achilles' heel.

This is the only thing not
is found here.

Just make sure and bring them
back within hours.

Well that's how long it takes
to digest the sausage.

Harvey, put this on.

Where does this come from?

don't ask questions,
just do what i say.

I suddenly feel like
we were dating again.

I need them tomorrow
in the morning, understand?

I understood.
Thanks.

I knew I could count
with you. You are the greatest.

I thought it was
another person. Sorry.

want to take a
coffee after the game?

Wayne will love my little one
impromptu dinner.

Don't you think the dean of the college
deserves something more classy

than sausage and fries?

Didn't see the cheese sauce?

Then things get better. Then,
you are Zelda's boss.

Frankly, if I were Zelda,
I would be a little upset.

If you were Zelda,
I would k*ll myself.

Okay, done. Now I'm just going
get a blanket to keep us warm.

What was I thinking?

No way will I leave you
alone with all this food.

Hilda?

My God! looks like we went
plundered by the Huns again.

Zelda!
How can you?

How could what?

Just because you're jealous
because I'm dating your boss,

does not give you the right to destroy
my romantic dinner!

Obviously, it was the work of a
devilish four-legged feline.

I don't think so, Zelda.
Salem was with me the whole time.

I can't believe that
do you think i would do something so

petty just out of jealousy.
And I don't feel it at all!

For the first time
in years,

will assume their
true feelings?

All good! Do you want
true feelings, sister?

I'm going to give you
true feelings.

I think Dean Banning is
crazy to go out with you.

- IT IS? And who asked you?
- You!

sure play it
in my face!

No, miss. you got up
this question and let's go to the end!

That's entertainment.

Ladies and gentlemen, a new
goal record has just been

marked by Harvey Kinkle.

This is my boyfriend!

We know!

I never saw anyone skate
so fast before.

Call me crazy but I think
that he is really flying.

Not. He just got excited because
We came here to cheer for him.

You know, he never played like that
before being my boyfriend.

If you're his girlfriend, why
is he waving at mine?

he is not
waving at me.

He's just...
calling the seller.

Bring peanuts to the face.

Hi Harvey. still flying
after yesterday's game?

It was the most exciting night
my life and i owe it all to you.

What are friends for?

I mean, I'm sure you
would have done the same thing for me.

You know, if you were a wizard.

I brought you a little present.

It's beautiful! but you really
didn't have to give me anything.

Yes... I needed to.

The coach was so impressed
with my des
effort

last night you took the
skates from my secret closet

and overlaid in bronze.
It's a real honor.

It's a real disaster
that is.

I took these skates from
Mercury, and the last thing

what you want is
an angry God!

I was using the skates
of a god? This is so cool.

OK, I don't think so.
realized the game.

The name "Prometheus"
remind you of something?

he is the guy who
stole fire from Zeus.

And ended up chained to a
rock for all eternity

with vultures pecking
his liver!

we have to take
those skates from there.

Wait! There is no need
destroy school property.

I always forget
of your powers.

And now the most important part.
Take out all the bronze.

Well, so much to save the
school property.

What will you do?

All I know is that no birds
it will get close to my liver.

Cast in bronze!

Consider it a gift.
You don't have to thank me.

I'm not going, because skates
tans are of no use to me.

- Can't you take all the tan?
- You may?

No, but I'm just
a witch, you are a god.

Have you ever heard of God
of the bronze?

He was the one who invented
the sunscreen?

Look, blonde, you ruined it
my only pair of skates and

now you will have to
pay the consequences.

No, please, no
pecks in my liver!

I have evidence from here
two weeks and it's

really hard to study
without a vital organ!

Save it for Zeus.
Punishment is his specialty.

Dotty, you can call
Zeus for me?

Thank you Dotty...
and I will need another table.

Who am I going to punish today?

Is it over there. I borrowed my only
pair of skates and she ruined them.

It was an accident. see,
I borrowed for mine

ex boyfriend,
we have a lot of history.

Anyway, his team was losing
the game and he was injured...

Shut up!

And that's why he is very
well paid.

Young lady, destroy the property
of a god is a serious crime,

and it's my pleasure...
I mean... duty,

provide a
appropriate punishment.

I don't want to be abused, Zeus,
but it is not the duty of a god,

especially you, the king of
gods, be merciful?

Mercy is a
wonderful concept...

but I think that
interfere with punishment.

Since I'm the part
harmed...

Great god of gods.
May I suggest that she deliver

all my messages
for a month?

Well I suppose it would be
more suitable than playing it

in a hole and let the wildebeest
have a party with her.

Much more fitting.

Would it k*ll you to use the door
On occasion?

Well I understand shoes but
Do I need to wear this hideous hat?

It was a gift from
Zeus' wife's birthday.

I loved!

Here's your pager.

deliver this order
to Apollo.

Is it the only one?

Not. is the only one that
I can get up.

If anyone needs me,
I will be diving in

Atlantis baunary.

And I'll be here, drowning
in a sea of ​​cardboard.

Order for Mr. Narcissus.
Sign here, please.

PLEASE CLEAN THE DIRT
OF YOUR UNICORN.

ok i have to write
this psychology work

and then I will deliver the basket of
Oedipus Mother's Day.

well if i could
write about it.

Pan!

Pan!

message from your
condominium association.

"Learn a new song!"
Hey, don't k*ll the messenger!

It's hard to find you.
You could call too.

Josh! Josh, wait!
Hello?

"And use flippers"
Now what is it?

It went badly.

Josh!
What are you doing here?

I just wanted to see what
is happening to you.

I mean whenever
I call you are never...

What are you wearing?
Is that algae in your hair?

I'm experiencing a
new look.

I'm sorry I didn't call you,
it was a terrible week.

Hey, I'm too
busy, right?

But at least I find
time to return your calls.

We haven't talked since
you dragged me to Harvey's game.

Sabrina, is there something between you that
aren't you telling me?

Josh, you know this isn't
Really, why do you still think that?

Hey Sabrina. I just wanted to say thank you
one more time last night.

- Harvey, not now.
- Hey, Josh, I didn't see you there.

Is obvious.

I can explain.

As soon as I get back.
I have to go.

she looks beautiful from
anyway, right?

you are jealous of me
since the day I was born.

how can i be jealous of you
if there's nothing I want.

Except the dean of
your college!

I don't want the
Dean Banning.

I, however, want
pearl earrings that were

stolen from my box
jewelry this morning!

You are
accusing you of stealing?

Only
I'm saying they disappeared
and you are the only person in the house.

I don't know what's worse.
you think i would steal

your pearl earrings, or find
that I would wear your earrings.

Do I look like Sandra Day O'Connor?

The theft was a nice touch.

nothing you wouldn't have
thought alone.

and i can say,
are you stunning?

Pearls and basic black?
A timeless classic.

I am out of here!
I can't take this anymore.

And can I take it? cool if you
leave with the car, leave me in the

- my dean's house.
- I will not!

He is well!
So I take the car!

great then me
leave it at the house of

my boyfriend more
younger and more handsome.

All good! But I won't
stop the car.

It's your face
forget the keys.

Have you ever heard the expression "Fold your
pleasure, double your fun"?

have you heard the expression
"You're screwed"?

Cool hat.
Can you get me one?

Not.
Where's Josh?

He's gone.

I think he is
upset with me.

Do you think he knows, that we have
all these secrets between us?

Do you mean that you
know I'm a witch and

that I lent you magic skates and
I am now Mercury's messenger?

Yes, this.

I probably
I should go talk to him...

But I have to do one
delivery to Apollo.

You know, can't he
find Greek rice in Greece?

hey this thing
it's all my fault.

is there any way
that i can help?

No, unless you
find a way that i

can be in two
places at the same time.

You're a genius, Harvey!

I didn't expect this one.

I'm telling you, it was his idea!
I am innocent!

- Shut up.
- You shut up.

- Shut up!
- You shut up...

Shut up!

It's scary.

Hi Sabrina, what
are you doing here?

Do you know your cloning machine?

Obviously Salem knows.
I need to borrow.

Very late. we just finished
crush it to pieces.

This is not my day!

everyone has a pager
except me?

In fact, it is from Mercury.

Mercury? Not you
used to go out with him?

Don't even remind me.
When he took off his sandals,

that ended the mood.

Well I have to do the
his job for a month

because I ruined the
his only pair of skates.

His only pair of skates?

I present you the closet
of Mercury.

Complete with a section
entirely dedicated to skates.

How did you know
who were here?

Do you think I would date a guy
without snooping in his closet?

Hey, my pink shoe.
It was beautiful with wings.

Sabrina! Hilda!
What are you doing here?

You chose the niece of
wrong witch to deceive.

Yes, now I got you.

why did you tell me that
only had one pair of skates?

'Cause he's a thief
pink shoes, you lazybones.

that you still haven't discovered
foot deodorant.

good i will
tell you one thing.

Zeus will have so much fun punishing
you when you find out his scam.

That!

Hey, there's no reason to
no don't keep it between us.

I believe someone here
need a punishment?

And another table... which I will have a lot
happy to pay out of my pocket.

I wish you luck getting out of this.

Thank you Aunt Hilda. It helps to have
aunts who have all dated

the male life forms
of the solar system.

Not all, but we are
working on it.

I know I shouldn't use magic
to help mortals,

but I felt sorry for Harvey. Could not
stand still and do nothing.

Her heart had
right intention, Sabrina.

I don't know how many times I wanted
use my finger for good

of all humanity.

It's Josh!

As you say, honey.
I have to go!

Josh, I'm so
glad you are here.

Are you really?
Are you sure you wouldn't

that it was someone else,
like Harvey?

Josh, there's nothing
happening between Harvey and me.

I don't know how many times
I have to tell you this.

I just wish that
you trust me.

I want to trust you.

It's just that I think you and Harvey
have some kind of secret.

Well Harvey and I have
a story together.

I can not
erase my past,

but the important thing is
that you are my future.

So you're saying there's no
nothing i have to worry about?

Nothing at all.

I am the real
Salem Saberhagen!

And who am I,
Joey Lawrence?

Don't worry, we have
a method absolutely

infallible to determine which
Salem will stay with us.

lucky me that
she is a scientist.

Hilda?

Uni, duni, have,
salami porridge,

the chosen cat was you!

thank god you
chose the right one!

Although...
I miss myself!