06x09 - A Birthday Witch

[bunniefuu]

What's happening?

two minutes ago there was
half a dozen men

of ginger on that tray,
now there is only one.

-Has milk?
-It has magic.

-Hi Sabrina.
-Hey.

Ginger Biscuits,
my favorites.

You can take it.

Happy Birthday darling.

A talking gingerbread cookie.
You are too good.

Again, little sugar
and a lot of attitude.

I know we're usually just
us at my dinner

birthday, but I can
invite Josh this year?

It would be a pleasure to open
my house for the employee

ungrateful who left me
Without previous warning.

She means it would be
a pleasure to have Josh over for dinner.

Good, I already said
that he could come. See you tomorrow!

He's even more annoying
gagged.

Speaking of annoying.

Ice!
It can only be Aunt Irma.

Who is Aunt Irma?

Matriarch of the Spellman clan
and feared in the Other Realm.

Wait, Hilda!

I? You are the oldest
and the smartest.

-Too late!
-Aunt Irma, what a pleasure...

Silence!

Right, you speak!

I just found out that Sabrina
revealed herself as a witch

for a mortal
called Harvey Kinkle.

Where has she been, crazy girl?
This is old news.

Hilda, Zelda, it was a mistake
terrible and I blame them.

But I assure you, Harvey is
completely reliable.

Silence! I will determine
if the boy is trustworthy.

Tell Sabrina to bring him
tomorrow for inquisition.

Inquisition? but tomorrow is
Sabrina's Birthday!

Perfect! Twelve hours
question mark followed by cake.

My God! with aunt Irma
interrogating Harvey

we can't have Josh here
for Sabrina's birthday.

Who will give the bad news
to her?

-Not me!
-Not me!

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
S E - A Birthday Witch

Translation, Review and Sync:
Michael Lemos

I'm looking forward to passing
your birthday with you.

I will give you your first
early gift.

And it even has wrapping.

Need to go. staff at work
I think I went to the bathroom.

-See you tomorrow!
-I'm anxious!

He can't go instead
Gotta take Harvey.

And instead of having dinner,
he will be interrogated.

-Nothing else.
- Too much yes.

And with great astonishment.

Your aunt Irma, the wicked one,
found out that Harvey

know you are a witch.

Technically, I didn't count,
he found out on his own.

Aunt Irma doesn't care, she comes
tomorrow and we're all chipped

if she doesn't think that Harvey
can keep the secret.

We are a family. what's the worst
thing could she do?

Ask Phyllis, her daughter.

She told a mortal
that she was a witch and...

She is wearing this tutu
for three hundred years.

On second thought, why do I want to
spend my birthday

with the guy who most
like in the world?

Tomorrow's menu:
Spaghetti, corn and bread.

There will be a guest and will do
three types of starches?

It's called comfort food.

It's called, the only food
that she knows how to cook.

It's a free dinner.
It's free, right?

Hello? Hi Isaac!
Hear how it goes.

Let's have dinner and then let's go
to the soup kitchen as volunteers...

What you can
bring to dinner?

I think some potatoes.
Okay, see you at o'clock.

so tell us
about your friend, Isaac.

It's actually my ex-boyfriend,
and I don't want to make a fuss,

but he is Isaac Hanson.
You know, from Hanson?

-The soda guys?
-No, the rock group!

But when I dated him
he was a guy

with a guitar
second-hand and a Honda.

Then he became
famous and noticed

that he would get something better
that you left

Once again,
my world makes sense.

what are the chances
of a rock star

spend a night
with a guy like me?

maybe he could
teach me to be nice.

He is Isaac Hanson,
not the messiah,

and he likes to be treated
like a normal guy.

So, no special attention.

So I shouldn't offer
the buttered corn?

-Kinkle.
-It's Sabrina.

We have a problem.
Are you alone?

I can stay.
It's my gastroenterologist.

They don't want to hear it.

What's up, Sabrina?

My aunt Irma found out that
you know i'm a witch.

she wants to meet you
tomorrow and ask some questions.

but tomorrow
it's Roxie's dinner.

I had plans to eat
spaghetti with Isaac Hanson.

Harvey, listen carefully.

when people
disappoint Aunt Irma,

-she turns them into things.
-What kind of things?

Well, you know Big Ben?
He wasn't always a watch.

See you tomorrow.

How can we not
see us on your birthday?

my birthday dinner
it's usually just family.

It's tradition, but things
got complicated

when aunt Irma said
that was coming.

She's bitter, moody
and a little, she knows...

I'm really sorry, Josh.

Everything is fine. I have crazy ones too
in my family tree.

Furthermore,
in a good relationship
to,

can't let go
one night get in the way.

will give me the cake
Tomorrow night?

This is the end!

My hands are tied!

The Kinkle clan decided to make a
family reunion on a farm.

And what the Kinkles create
on the Kinkle farm?

martens.

martens?
Really expect me...

I want a really long coat
with a very high collar.

End of insane demands
from Aunt Irma.

The house is completely barren...
Just like her.

Or is it Aunt Irma or a big
wind chasing Helen Hunt.

Remember if. stay together and
be strong. Don't give in to anything.

She'll be lucky if she gets
a "Hello" from me.

Greetings, my lady!
I am her humble servant.

Silence!
talking carpet.

You have sandpaper tongue.
I have calluses on my feet. Start.

A few things you need
know about my aunt Irma.

Don't look her in the eye, don't start
phrases with "Anyway..."

and she smells fear,
stay downwind.

I would like a chocolate
hot, Aunt Irma?

drink you,
it's just skin and bones.

Thanks.

And Hilda, I notice she's not there yet.
wearing a wedding ring.

Truth.

There's another finger I'd like
to show.

Hello guys,
we're here.

Nice to meet you, Aunt Irma.

I will judge it.

Don't let us down,
Harvey.

Our lives
depend on you.

-No pressure.
-You'll do fine.

Hello Aunt Irma. That's great
who came to my birthday...

Silence! So this is
the infamous trusty mortal?

We'll find out if there's a secret
to the grave, Harvey Kinkle.

-Should I bow?
-It wouldn't hurt.

Hanson's website receives
one million hits a day!

The only visits I get
in mine it's me

checking if I receive
visits to my website.

why don't you come in
in the chat and find out

why is isaac half
late for dinner?

He arrived!
I answer!

I'm a big fan...
not yours.

Good night for you too.

Can you tell Sabrina?
that I'm here?

She has already gone to her aunts' house.

Damn it! I thought I could
find her before leaving.

I want to give the gift
of birthday.

I hear leather and...
twenty percent off.

It was fifteen. I will leave
at her aunts' house.

- Is your name Harvey Kinkle?
-Yea.

Very good!
Let's eat!

Silence!
I'm not done.

We can trust you to keep
the Spellman secret?

-Certainly!
-You are lying.

Aunt Irma, I don't want
question her,

but your lie detector
It's off.

You are lying.

Okay, you're not lying...
but it is insolent.

I never trusted
on these machines.

Let's move on to a method
more accurate...

Coal and embers.
Someone bring a cold drink.

- Charcoal on fire?
-Don't worry.

She will calm down when she takes
an iced drink.

It's all right,
we'll be fine.

What planet are you on?
We don't have cold drinks.

Can't leave Aunt Irma
shake you

Sabrina, the woman wants
roast me... literally!

It's healthier
than being fried.

Hug?

Family tradition, right?
That must be Aunt Harvey.

What's the matter with you?
They didn't touch the food.

I am waiting
out of respect for Mr. Hanson.

And I hate your food.

Hello?

I get it...

Thank you for calling.

It was Isaac's assistant.

Looks like he won't
be able to come.

I don't believe it, after you
had all this work.

These rock stars are
so insensitive.

-How could Isaac do that?
- It's all right with me.

I mean with me.
My night is ruined.

Not mine.
I'm going to the soup kitchen.

I will also. Morgan, do you want to help?
the needy?

I want. I'll start
for a bubble bath.

I almost hate to say it,
but it smells delicious.

Harvey, how are you there?

I am well.
It's not as hot as it looks.

Still.
Let's get this over with.

You are
in a dark alley and

a bandit throws you
against the wall.

He asks, "The Spellmans are
witches?” What do you say?

-He says "No!".
-Only the mortal speaks.

-I say no!".
-A parrot.

He has no mind of his own.
Although it even cooks very well.

They say it depends on the filling...
What am I saying?

Aunt Irma, it's not fair to question
Harvey while he bakes the °!

Talk more and soon you will be
the °.

God forgive me, but...
I will set the table.

Hilda!

sorry i don't know
what am i saying.

Aunt Irma always transforms me
in a hopeless case.

Thanks for reminding me.

Help, I'm nuts.

Sabrina's cousin sent
a cashmere sweater.

Do not wait...
marine wool.

Please,
let it be Isaac Hanson!

Didn't we just do this?

You will love this.

I passed the Spellmans, where I saw
Sabrina hugging Harvey.

No! Harvey dev
would be
hand-picking the Martens.

So he is deceiving you.

Obviously the two are
secretly dating.

So we should date in secret
to take revenge.

Yeah, that's the solution.
Where are Miles and Roxie?

They went to the soup kitchen that she
always talk.

Hey, you know what?
That's not a bad idea.

we have things
best to do

to be feeling
sorry for ourselves.

You're right!
Have fun in the soup.

I will drown my
grievances differently.

This one will be returned.

Been interrogated twice
and failed.

However, if you answer
to this simple question,

honestly this ordeal
will end.

Kinkle, in his opinion,
am i an attractive woman?

If he says "yes"
she will never believe him.

If you say "no" you will
turn it into sponge cake.

You have no idea how much I
I would like to be a fig now.

I wonder if I should
grow my ass?

Well, Kinkle,
am I an attractive woman?

Well, on the outside,
you look good.

- Good, Harvey.
-But...

No buts!

Inside, honestly,
You're horrible!

Bad, Harvey!
Very bad!

No, here it comes. Hilda, it was good
know you in your current form.

That's it, maybe we'll come
a washer and dryer.

And I bleach.

You're right, Kinkle.
I'm horrible on the inside.

so horrible,
that I roasted you, I stretched

and put it in the detector
of lies.

So bad that if I let you out,
would tell everyone

-that the Spellmans are witches.
-No, I wouldn't!

I would never do anything to hurt
to Sabrina.

-Nice answer!
-Very good indeed.

I am convinced that the secret
is safe with you.

You can return to your mortal life.

Are you free!

Not for long. promised
a mink coat for Morgan.

Maybe I can help.

It is artificial marten, but she
will never know the difference.

Great job.
I loved the lining.

I'll call Josh and save
what's left of my birthday.

Not that it hasn't
been charming.

That's what life is about.

Help others.

It's not about material goods.
Or anything...

-Hello.
-Hey, Josh.

You are dead to me,
Sabrina.

-Bread?
-I pass.

Dead to you?
What's happening?

I went to your aunts' house
deliver your gift.

I saw you and Harvey hugging.

No!
I can explain everything...

Don't worry, I'm busy
helping those in need!

Friend, my buns are not
good enough for you?

This guy doesn't know if he's coming
or go. Come in, Josh!

Hello.

-You never get old.
-I'm Morgan.

I'm Isaac. Hope not
mind, I brought steak.

You are the fillet.
I said it out loud, didn't I?

-Where's Roxie?
-In a soup kitchen.

She didn't want to wait for you,
but, I yes.

I don't want Roxie
be angry for me.

Want to get in the limousine
and go there?

If you think I'm the kind of girl
who jumps in a limousine

with a stranger...
You are so right.

So if you think about it,
we are just simple bacteria

under a god man
colossal.

which I personally refer
like Jasper the Magnificent.

Man you just made me realize
one thing,

if a guy like you is
acting in society,

gave up too soon.

-Josh.
-I'm listening.

there is nothing happening
between me and Harvey.

You were hugging him.

It's my birthday! A lot
of people are hugging me.

All good!
The hug is over.

Why did you lie about
the family birthday

-And did you spend it with Harvey?
-It wasn't because I wanted to.

he just appeared
and was forced to throw herself at him?

Gotta believe, tonight
it was t*rture... literally.

the only person
what I want is you.

How can I believe you?

That makes it a little easier.

My birthday
not over yet.

Let's go to my aunts' house
and celebrate together.

It would be great.

And I can open the present
that you gave me.

I think you'll enjoy it
and don't believe Morgan,

were only % off.

Aunt Hilda!
Aunt Zelda!

Sabrina, you have
three little pigs in your house.

And I bet I know
who is the big bad wolf.

Sabrina,
thank god you are here.

What happened? when I left everything
was fine, now they are pigs.

When Aunt Irma was leaving,
called her plum face.

I love nuts and
having been one,

I feel qualified
to say that.

Anyone up for bacon?

Come on, people! nobody ate
the spaghetti. I did it myself.

I think it needs salt.

poor people,
have some soup.

Thanks, but we ate quiches
wonderful in the limousine.

Guys! This is Isaac Hanson
from... Hanson.

yes and i am
Steve Snapple from Snapple.

Hi Rox!

Isaac! This
or so happy
that finally came.

I have the next hours
planned for us.

Roxie, you're going to hate me,
but I can't stay.

Plans have changed.
I can only stay two hours.

Let me guess. It's going
with the boys to Paris

-have fun with Madonna?
-Not really.

We're going to Ohio to sing for
some children in a hospital.

I did not know that.

I'm sorry. There is something I
can you do to make up for it?

I can think of something.

Listen and listen well, Hanson.
You can be famous,

but I don't like you to f*ck
my friend Roxie,

doing this to her is like
do with me. Understood?

I've never seen him before in my life.

Aunt Irma,
need to talk to you!

i know you are
out there somewhere!

What is it now? Was doing
my brother-in-law's barbecue.

I don't care if Aunt Hilda
called you a prune.

do not have the right to transform
no one on animals.

How it is?
Do you know who you're talking to?

Silence! it's my turn now
and I want to make everything very clear.

These two little pigs did
great job raising me.

And the third...
then we talk about him.

The thing is, they don't deserve it.
your stupid punishment!

If you take your anger out on someone
makes you happy, take it out on me.

Well, well, well, what a witch
bolder you've turned.

you are the first person
that faced me.

can you give me an idea
what will happen here?

Certainly! With this attitude
you can end up

being the next matriarch
of the Spellman dynasty.

How it is?

Sabrina, you are awesome
and earned my respect.

Now I'm leaving, after I'm done
Big hugs to your aunt.

He arrives!
Happy birthday and goodbye.

Wait!
And the little pigs?

They are very good like that.

Very good.

Sabrina, that was amazing!

an extraordinary demonstration
of courage and principles.

I taught you that.

I would love to accept your compliments,
but i have a birthday

to celebrate and
a boyfriend to thaw.

There you are. What happened
with the three little pigs?

They lived happy ever after.

Someone still hasn't given me
my birthday hug.

You're next, Josh.

What would you like for dessert?
We have cake and ice cream.

And gingerbread cookies
and fruit pie.

I'm too full.

Do you know what would be
a great idea?

Let's take these desserts
to the soup

and share them
with the people there.

Sexy and socially aware.
Did I win the lottery or not?

When I'm doing
my movie, babe

You keep forging me

You keep stopping me

Hey you want that one
fine white wine on my account

What do you want from me

Because you're in my head

Don't you care anymore?

That you are getting lost

You don't want
a little truth

Because I will give you mine

Hey, when I'm
making my movie, babe

You keep saying
all my lines

Hey, after the sun goes down, baby

You are just the past toast