06x10 - Deliver Us from E-mail

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Wish me luck.
I go to Mike's office

with an idea and i'll leave
with my column.

I admire his determination.
Sabrina.

who else would go there
with a positive attitude,

knowing that Mike dropped
every intern

who already tried
write for the newspaper?

I did not know that.

I invented this.
Funny joke, huh?

Yeah, undermining my confidence
at a crucial moment

of my career.
Laughing out loud.

Wait!
Let me rephrase this.

Good luck!
It will rock.

Much better.

Sit down.

just finished talking
com with Anna Quindlen.

My God, Anna Quindlen!

Quindlen, I don't care
how many Pulitzers have you won,

your antidepressants article
it was depressing.

It would be nice to learn again
to score.

So, Spellman,
what you want?

Anything. I was just thinking
to order a new chair

revolving to my house
and this one looks really good.

I have to go!

Wait! this is a folder
that says "Ideas for Mike"?

I kind of had an idea
for a column.

So by what means
who doesn't speak?

Well, the Boston area has
more than universities,

are all over the place,
like Starbucks and Regis Philbin.

I just thought I could
to have a large audience

for a column
about university students

-and the problems they face.
-Continues.

For example, university life
it's very stressful.

Want to see stress?
Look at my latest angiogram.

What is your point of view?

Most students are
sunk in loans,

but how can you study
when they have to fix

jobs to pay
the debts?

So sacrifice the future
to survive in the present?

-That's really good.
-You think?

As you found the section
of the New York Times Magazine.

wrote
about it for months.

And what about this topic?
Sex?

Hot topic.
Warm!

What's with the sex?

Most students struggle
with the pressure.

Morally, they may want
abstain, but the media

bombards them with a stream
constant sexual imagery.

This is very current.
That's why it was the cover of "Time".

well how about
one of these topics?

I like them all.

Unfortunately,
I read them all too.

It proves that you have
Good instincts, Sabrina.

Now, keep trying, okay?

I'm sure you will think
into something soon.

You're right,
Thanks.

I already know.
University students.

give a second chance
and will they think of something?

Think more.

College students:
Keep thinking?

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
S E - Deliver Us From E-Mail

Translation, Review and Sync:
Michael Lemos

One stitch, skip two.

One stitch, skip two.
Take a bale of cotton.

One stitch, skip two.
Take a bale of hay.

Hilda, what do you think?
what are you doing?

knitting and
singing folk songs...

Very good,
I can add.

My new hobby is so relaxing.

Maybe for you, but I'm
trying to concentrate

to expand
my intellectual horizons.

"Once Upon a time
a witch from Helsinki".

What's with her little finger?

Salem, who's
sending you this garbage?

girlindecente@aprisao.org

I wish this naughty girl
wind head

stop sending
those stupid poems.

At least she gets poems.
I get letters condemning me

to hell if I don't answer
immediately.

never give your address
email address to your mother.

I'm so close to making it
my own column in the newspaper.

I have no time
to deal with it.

"Dear Airhead, stop
to send those stupid emails.

They're just meaningless garbage."

could you forward
this for my mother?

Miles, I need a hook.

If I wrote an article
insightful and sophisticated

about sex,
what's the best angle?

Why don't I do any?

Let's say the article was
about stress?

Why am I the poster boy
for stress?

Suppose the story wasn't
about you?

so you are
alone in this.

"Wind head"?
"Senseless garbage"?

I can be the evil twin,
but i still have feelings.

I could turn the other cheek,
forgive and forget, or...

Ruin Sabrina's life
sending a computer virus.

let's see what it is
the wind head now.

Email.

"Indecent Girl's Apologies."

Well, I think, who wants
whatever, got the message.

What was this?

My God!
That was, like, so weird.

They say ignorance is
a blessing, Sabrina,

so you're about
to be very, very happy.

Spellman, you won't believe it
what I just heard.

Adams is thinking about cutting
scholarships in %!

Whatever. What do you think if I
highlight my eyebrows?

Maybe you didn't hear me.
This could affect my future.

And the color of my eyebrows
doesn't affect mine?

if you stay
too many cures, could
finish what I did with the hair.

What happened to you?
Has your brain gone out of your head?

no i don't see
no brain...

But I found a coin.

Here, put it in your account
of college.

Thanks. Now I just need
over twenty thousand.

I'll continue searching.

Swing little, beautiful carriage.
You come to take me home.

Hilda, shouldn't you go
to the work?

I go like this
to finish that row.

So far I've made two scarves,
a rug, and this here.

grandma, how big
eyes you have.

It's to see better how ridiculous
you are.

Hilda is doing wonders
for my wardrobe.

-How's my clothes going?
-Almost ready.

-Sabrina
-Hi, Mikey.

-Mikey?
- Nickname for Mike.

I understood. chance to talk about
ideas that was working?

I've actually been working
on my nails.

join us
at the conference table.

Will find my team better
and willing to give you a chance.

I still don't need a chance,
but maybe after the meeting.

-Hi, Joshie.
-Joshie?

-A nickname for Josh.
- You understand.

Guys, you know Sabrina,
our intern.

she has some ideas
that she wants to introduce us to.

Be nice, otherwise you can
something strange appears in the cafe.

So Sabrina, college students
and their experiences.

What are some of these ideas
what do you want to write?

My first idea is...
Boys!

But what does it have to do with it?

well where are
the handsome boys on campus?

There are many girls who want
a handsome boyfriend,

but there are no boys
enough.

Want to write about getting
a handsome boyfriend?

Well not for me.
I already have one.

Joshie.

And the second would be about what?
Ten ways to slim your thighs?

Liked it. but we should do
this first,

because it would never be possible

a handsome boyfriend
with fat thighs.

I think Sabrina
just kidding.

And the story you want to write
about campus security?

Campus security is
a big problem.

Like this?

There's this girl, Pam,
and she's so insecure,

what is madness,
because her hair is great!

it's the color
of my eyebrows.

And what would the story be?

If Pam were safer,
she would get a handsome guy.

Should I start writing now?

-Not yet, no.
-It's all right.

-Proud of me?
-Is playing?

He played the fool.
And me too.

Sabrina, it was hard
get you that job.

Because I'm your girlfriend.

What is wrong with you?

Am I crazy, or is there wind
coming out of your ears?

Better than elsewhere.

It was a joke!

Stop this! you spoiled
your big chance.

nobody will want you
as a writer.

You will be lucky if you continue
as an intern.

why is it being
so grumpy?

maybe like
than I said.

hated.
I hated it!

I said nice things,
and if you don't like it,

maybe I don't think you're cool
and don't want to date you.

-Are you breaking up with me?
-Certainly. We're done.

Whatever.
Hey, what do you think of a fringe?

I don't care about your bangs.

This is so insensitive.
No wonder we broke up.

-Hey guys.
-Sabrina, Josh passed.

He's very worried.
Said something about you is...

What was it?
I remembered, crazy.

Shopping!

Did you break up with Josh?

Is he still talking about it?
That was hours ago.

-I love your boots!
-And I loved your blouse.

Thanks. It was either tiger or zebra.
Harvey liked the tiger better.

Harvey, I didn't know I liked
of tiger. Do you know what I like?

Tiger Woods.
He's so handsome.

I wonder if he knows that Josh
and I are done. I'll call.

Sabrina, are you okay?
You look weird.

I know.
Isn't it great?

Now that I thought about it, everyone
is using tiger this year.

It is the best seller at Walmart.

Walmart!

Excuse me,
I have a shirt to change.

I love Walmart... and Kmart...
all marts.

-Let's go shopping.
-You're not going anywhere.

I made this up for Morgan
go away.

I understood...
No, I didn't understand.

I'm not an expert in magic,
but you seem bewitched.

Bewitched?

-You're a witch, remember?
-My God! You're right.

I never need
shopping.

Want a car or something?

I think we need
take a walk.

So it will be a car.
I want a Porsche.

-I don't direct it.
-Drive now.

My God!
Hilda, we need to talk!

-I'm right here.
-This has gone too far.

I demand that you stop, in the name
of everyone's sheep.

Why are you so angry?

Your new hobby has become
a pathology.

You are addicted to knitting.

I knit because it relaxes me.
I can stop whenever I want.

look at
you!
She's knitting herself!

Is hiding rolls of wool
inside woolen baskets.

if knitted inside
of a wool sleeping bag.

You are addicted to knitting.
Trichomaniac. A knitter.

A knitter?
Nice.

I will knit
this on a pillow.

Hey!

Sabrina? Harvey?
What brings you here?

Harvey's new car.
It's the best.

I think Sabrina is
bewitched.

-She is very strange.
-Define weird.

There's only one way to find out.

Put your finger on your nose,
stand on one foot and say, "Ah."

Interesting.

Aunt Zelda,
this game is fun.

Come on, touch your elbow,

put the leg
behind the neck and say, "Weee".

Harvey, I think she can get you
some kind of hollow-headed virus.

Hilda, what do you think?

Hilda, what do you think?

I'm sorry,
I was knitting.

It's very hot here
or is it just me?

I've never seen Sabrina like this.
What do we do?

First, intervention.
Harvey, I need help.

Hilda, that's enough!
I took your needles.

Your niece is in trouble
and need her help!

Havey, on three, pull.

One two Three!

can i miss
the spinning class.

-It's as I feared.
-What is it?

Sabrina's head is
completely empty.

The hollow head virus must have
sucked all the content out of it.

This breeze is so refreshing.

Sabrina, opened some email
unusual lately?

No, although there were
one about a witch from Helsinki

who did something strange
with the little finger.

That I did not understand!

I didn't understand at first either.
but I think...

Hilda! That email was
from aprisao.org.

The Prison of the Other Kingdom.

why someone
from the prison of the Other Kingdom

would you want to hurt Sabrina?
Who would be so bad?

Once Upon a time
a witch from East Venus...

-Katrina, you evil one!
-Thanks.

How could she transform
my niece on an idiot?

I just hit "Enter".
It was quick.

Well, you're not going to get away from this one.

Seriously?
And who will stop me?

The smartest and most beautiful witch
from the Other Kingdom.

Did someone ask for me?

Jezebelda, I thought
I would be in solitary.

Stay a little longer, and it will be
the reason I go there.

I would love to exchange threats,
but I have an emergency.

Katrina, I need an antidote
for this hollow-headed virus!

So that's the problem.

It's dumber
that last time.

I'm not stupid anymore, Sabrina
that is, and that does not exist!

Well Brainiac,
there is no antidote.

Came for nothing but
who wants to stay for lunch.

There's only one way to return
Sabrina's content.

Don't tell her!

I won't, unless she
bring my favorite cosmetics.

I would k*ll
by a lip liner.

You already k*lled.

I hate bribes,
but this is an emergency.

My favorites!

You will not betray me.
Evil twins stay together.

They don't stay, they sell themselves
in a blink of an eye.

for Sabrina to recover
her content,

she needs to relearn
the lessons of life.

need to do
that until tomorrow morning.

Or will she be
stupid for the rest of her life.

Cheap slut!

No more,
I have my cosmetics.

And I have the antidote.

I need to get out of here before
I want my IQ to be three digits.

Well actually four.

I knew this scarf
would be useful someday.

I already have the antidote.
We have a lot of work to do.

First: Take off this scarf
from Sabrina's head.

Second:
We have to play a little game.

Like the other where I stand
and touch my nose?

Not. This is called: "Put
everything you knew back

in your head, memorize
and apply everything in your life".

we can't play
stick picker?

I love stick grabbers.

Stick stick.

That's not how you play.

To have content,
need to be rational

but never at the expense
of human emotion,

Like, buy railroads
or something like this?

Let's start with something simple.

Do to others what you would like
that they did to you.

One penny saved is
a penny earned.

Don't eat yellow snow.

To ensure that democracy
work properly,

We need
of an active system...

Credit card!

Active and passive.

That's where the expression came from:
"Balance the checkbook"?

No, and she's not even bewitched.

Now where were we?

talking about the government
and our active and passive system.

Wow, something came in!

Great!
It's time to seize the moment!

But first let's eat.
The egg salad is mine.

Morgan, I don't understand.
Sabrina is another person.

given horse
don't look at the teeth.

I liked Sabrina
who knew.

Well maybe that wasn't
the real Sabrina.

Maybe she needed time
to show who he really was?

but as a person
suddenly d
stop being

smart and thoughtful
and turns into a hollow head?

She's not an airhead.
is just enjoying

material things,
which seems very healthy to me.

So the real Sabrina is
just like you?

just the same. can i bring you
something more?

a bucket.

The Mesozoic era was...

the third age
of the geological period,

including the Triassic periods,
Jurassic and Cretaceous?

Great!

-The early bird...
- Catch the worm?

-There is no harm...
-May it always last!

Sabrina, I think you've recovered
your content.

Now you just have to use it
to get your life in order.

How are you feeling, honey?

everything is starting
making sense again...

except for one thing.

Why is Salem using
a blouse?

provides support
where I need it most.

thanks for seeing
that there was something wrong

and bring me to the right place.
I owe you one.

How about bringing
my old car back?

I don't want Morgan to like it
from me for the turbocharged car.

No problem.

There, your Toyota Corolla.

-Can you remove the dent?
-It can leave.

Josh, I'm happy
let it be here.

must be wondering
what happened with me.

I! I! I! Morgan is right.
You are turning into her.

Hey boy in love,
we start, come soon.

How about a subject
about worms in restaurants?

I don't know. A worm for a man
is a delicacy to another.

-What else do we have?
-Excuse me.

I didn't want to interrupt
but I have an idea.

How are you going to get over men?
and thighs?

I want to apologize for yesterday.
I had a very strange virus

that left me that way,
and they don't want stories like that.

-Not even.
-And they shouldn't.

I just want you to know
that that wasn't me.

I take my job very seriously
and I appreciate this opportunity,

even if it is
just to serve coffee.

Very well, if you write
half as well as apologizing,

there may still be hope.
What idea do you have?

It's not a college article,
but it's something I thought.

The three branches of government.
Does this system really work?

I loved! And if the "US News"
had not published,

would love it even more.

I have to go to a bank.

great speech
that made for the staff.

I expected a member
specific forgive me.

Mike said he's
back on his "A" list.

You know what I mean.

It really seems to have passed
for her princess phase.

Sorry for being so stupid.
I never wanted to break up with you.

I think everyone does things
stupid from time to time.

I told you about when I ordered sushi
at a truck stop?

I was with you.
I took you to the emergency.

Don't even remind me of that.

Shall we forget the fish?
I think you would forgive me.

I forgive you. But if you catch a virus
do it again, stay home.

Promise.

Another thing, never call me
from Joshie again.

This could end us.

Or not.

Embroidery helped me stop
with my knitting habit.

I don't miss it in the slightest.

I, on the other hand, am still
missing one for my tail.

I received it again
annoying emails,

but from now on,
I will not answer them.

Good idea. It is not known when
an evil twin on the other side.

This is something mortals
don't have to deal with.

On the other hand, they cannot
make a pudding out of nothing.

And they can't use magic to
teach the twins a lesson.

I sent Katrina a spell
"k*ll them with kindness".

Jezebelda, the smartest
it's the most beautiful.

-You are too kind.
-I know.

Sabrina,
you will pay for it.