06x13 - I Think I Love You

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch". Aired: September 27, 1996 – April 24, 2003.*
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Based off the comic book series, Sabrina a magical witch and her black talking cat Salem navigate the teenage years together.
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06x13 - I Think I Love You

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Miles, how about mine?
new earrings?

They look exactly the same as
titanium sonar receivers

that I ordered from
"Conspiracy Fair".

Are you getting any
message on yours?

Just one, take off the earrings.

All I want to hear today is the
Josh whispering in my ear.

It's no longer the sixth night in a row
that you and Josh go out together?

seventh. You know, things were
good but there is something

working out. It's like we're
on a whole new level.

I envy you Sabrina.

The best relationship I ever had
was with a hamster named Pinky,

but she had problems
with commitment

and then she had that whole question
to eat the babies.

Well, go all right for you.
You just need to leave.

Being open and trusting and, you know,
good things will happen.

No man does!
I will never date again.

It works most of the time.

I thought you liked
of this new guy.

I found out he was a
liar and naughty,

like all the others
men on the planet.

Any woman with half a brain
must avoid them like the plague.

Why are you all dressed up?

- I'm going to the laundry.
- Like this?

makes me feel good
with myself.

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
S E - I Think I Love You

Translation, Review and Sync:
Michael Lemos

It was great, Sabrina. only you me
I would take to see a documentary

obscure about the eskimos
North Americans.

What can I say?
I'm impressed with them.

They had to overcome amazing
difficulties to survive,

and even then, they always
they had a smile on their face.

They had no choice,
were frozen.

So what have you programmed
for us now?

The Civic Opera of Machu Pichu?

well i will say the
that I programmed for us.

I loved this...
I love you Sabrina.

Wow, Josh, I...

I love you too. I mean,
what I meant was...

I love you.

Why are you
talking like this?

Because? This is a
very good question.

I must be with frog in
throat and, you know, sometimes

he likes to talk
funny.

but the important
it's how i feel.

Well how do you feel?

This clarifies everything.

Morgan, can we talk?

Of course, Professor Spellman,
what's the problem?

Your scores.
Took it, in the last test.

well at least it was
two digits this time.

Will not pass biology
molecular, if you continue

taking notes like this.
You are studying?

Of course, whenever I have
chance, but I have many

other classes and
got this job.

is working with mine
sister in the cafe.

God knows this isn't easy.

So are you aware
that Hilda might be...

Insistent, irritating, rude.
Please, I live with her.

So you know the cross that
I have to load.

I mean, how can a
girl can learn cell mitosis

if you keep sweeping up crumbs
floor cake?

It's just that Hilda doesn't have the
less respect for education.

She has to realize that you
is student first

and employee second.

Thank you for being
so understanding.

I had nowhere to run.

I couldn't say anything,
because she is your sister.

Don't worry, I'll give you
a proof of recovery.

and have a little chat
with Hilda.

I promise I will study hard
for the recovery test,

but please,
don't say anything to Hilda.

You know, if she knows we talked
will make me work a lot.

It will be our secret.

Aunt Zelda, I need
to talk to you.

And I've got coffee grounds to play with
outside and toilets to clean.

Bye Sabrina.

Morgan washing toilets? now the
my hearing is also bad.

What's up, honey?

I want to know too. for the first
Josh once told me he loved me

and when i tried to tell him that
I loved him, I looked like the peepee.

I'm very sorry. I remember
when this happened to me.

So you spoke like a
hyperactive canary too?

Like Lightweight. Sabrina, one
witch can only say "I love you"

with your own voice,
if she has one hundred percent

sure of
her feelings.

i thought i was totally
in love with Copernicus.

And I thought he loved
totally Josh.

Hey, I said!
I love Josh.

Why couldn't I say
this yesterday?

Maybe he took it from
surprise, and it left you

nervous and made the
his throat closed.

That's it. The old nerves in
combination with closed throat.

Well now I'm not surprised anymore,
I think there will be no problem.

I love you.

I love you too sweetheart,
and I swear I loved Copernicus.

I think not.

I love you.

Yes, but what have you done
for you lately?

I was just practicing.

That's the night I finally go
say "I love you" to Josh.

Want to practice with me?

for the first
the time I would like
to hear these words

uttered by someone who
don't be my mother

and it always adds:
"Take a coat".

Our!
Where are you going?

Please don't use this
against me but...

I have a date...
with a man.

And she will tell you
that she loves him.

I'm not angry.
I'm happy for you,

and I came to a conclusion.
The fact that I don't have

a boyfriend can really
have something to do with me.

You think?

I signed up for a workshop
of Campus Relationships.

Maybe I'll find out what I do
that is alienating men.

That's great. You know, I always
wanted to suggest something like this for you.

Then I realized that you are
perfect just the way you are,

know, and this workshop is just
nonsense. I have to go.

So how about the stew
moose special?

Unusual but amazing.
Just like the rest of the night.

You know, when I made the comment about
the Civic Opera of Machu Picchu,

I never imagined
that there was one.

And aren't they great? nobody sings
"Fiddler" like the Peruvians.

Sabrina, we never
we can finish.

I mean I never
could go back to

the cheeseburger and
an Adam Sandler movie.

I don't think it will be
I need it, Josh.

There's something I want to tell you.

Something I tried to say in
another night, but I couldn't...

Flowers for a beautiful lady?

Not now, I'm trying
say something to him.

what better way to say
that than with a rose?

want her to buy
a flower for me?

What's her problem, man?
Testosterone issues?

Afraid if she buys the flowers
Will it make you less of a man?

Here's five dollars.
Can you go for a walk?

Thank you, beautiful girl.
Bye, you sexist!

Okay, where were we?
Were you going to tell me something?

Well, the other night,
when i tried to say it,

It didn't come out right, but tonight,
I speak from my heart.

I love you!
I sincerely love you!

- Sabrina, this is not funny.
- I didn't mean to!

So you do not love me?

No! I love.
It just went wrong.

Let me try one more time.
I love you!

This is ridiculous! I opened up and you
said my feelings

and everything you do
is making fun of me!

- Josh...
- Then have fun with it.

It was the last time
I told you that I love you.

Hey, the bill, please!

Sorry love,
no refund.

Well, I have to run.
Goodbye.

Morgan, still missing
three hours to go.

And believe me, I feel
sorry for leaving her like that.

It's just that lately Zelda is
giving me a lot of homework,

that I've only been sleeping
minutes per night.

It's typical of her don't give a f*ck
for workers who

survive on her sweat.

As if biology had
something to do with life.

Don't worry, I'll talk to
my sister's arrogant.

Please do not.
This will only make the situation worse.

She will punish me for being weak.

She does this to me all the time!
That sadistic skinny.

I need to rest and find out
how to get through this semester.

I understand. take the time
what you need

By the way, how much
time have a semester?

Two years.

Your aunt is a saint.
In fact, both are. Until later.

Santa Hilda?
This is the worst night of my life.

I tried to be romantic but I ended up
sounding like farm animals.

Let me hear your cock.

Obviously this is more than
just a case of nervousness,

and my whole relationship
is on the verge of going to the swamp!

Do you know someone who
could you help me with this?

There is an expert
in the Other Kingdom.

someone who deals with
love language.

Saperstein?
No, he's into lotions and potions.

Sabrina, there's only one doctor who
may solve your kind of problem.

Doctor Love.

Let me guess,
is Doctor Love?

It is me.

Well let me tell you, this is the
nicest office I've ever seen.

I mean videos and chairs
velvet in the waiting room...

Enough talking, honey.

tell your problems
for Doctor Love.

Well, my boyfriend, Josh,
said he loves me.

Exactly, and every time I
I try to say "I love you" to him,

I look like a character
of cartoon.

Girls.

You love your love
as much as he loves you?


Yes, I love my love...

I mean Josh, but
I don't think he knows.

You have to help me.

Honey, I heard your plea
and it makes me so sad,


but it's not a witch problem
so that I can help you.


If the problem is not a witch,
what can I do?

Listen, the problem you have
is on your mortal side.


If you really want to solve it
have to look inside you.


Stop feeling this way.
It's up to you.


It only depends
where from you.
It's up to you, honey.


It's up to you.
It's up to you, honey.


Okay, well, that was
totally useless...

But it was from the heart.
What do I owe you, doctor?

Sing.
Depends on who?

Of me.
It just depends on me.

From you.
From you.


One more time, call me
in the morning. You sing.


Depends on me.
Depends on me.

Look inside yourself and tell me
on whom it depends.

Depends on me.
Depends on me.

Thanks.

what are you
doing with it?

I'm using it for my therapy
of the relationship workshop.

It helps control my
anger towards men.

As?

So.
Man, I feel good.

Bye guys.
I'm going to eat sushi

with Harvey and then we go
to the movies. Don't wait for me.

Wait a minute,
you're leaving?

Two days ago,
you were totally

busy with college
and your job?

Well that was in the past,
now changed.

The two situations are
under control. Bye-bye.

Why does everyone in the universe
are you dating except us?

Well I want to know why but
There is no cure for your problem.

Roxie, you're right.
Dating is for the birds and...

all other animals
with loud annoying voices.

What happened?
I thought tonight was going

be the night that was going to say
"I love you" to Josh?

Well for some reason it was very
easier to say to the mirror.

maybe you have
problems with intimacy?

I wish. I would k*ll for
problems with intimacy.

I have an idea.
why don't you come with me

to the workshop
relationships?

maybe it will give you
some tips about

what's up with you
working with Josh.

And if that doesn't work, you have
a roommate who

is well versed in
isolation and unhappiness.

That's true. You and me forever
we can be unhappy together.

actually i was
talking to Roxie.

And actually, I don't think
I have relationship problems

I just don't like people.
Nothing personal.

Well, you've been through
a long way, Bob,

which says a lot about
where did you start.

Does anyone else have something
to share?

Roxie?

I think one of mine
problems with men is

that I start immediately
looking for faults.

they talk a lot
they don't talk enough.

They are very fat
too thin.

I think mine
expectations are too high.

Except for that guy who
you dated that clean

the ears with the
eyeglasses tip.

Loser!

Well, Roxie realized how
its critical nature can

be sabotaging your
chances of happiness.

That's really good.
Sabrina?

We haven't heard from you yet.

What's up
in your relationship?

well i have one
very nice boyfriend.

He is affectionate and considerate and
we had so much fun together...

and he said he loves me.

and you came here
to insult us?

That's, like,
very bad!

Sabrina, what's wrong
with your relationship?

Well, whenever I try to tell the
Josh that I love him, comes off weird.

Weird?

Yup. I get very confused.
You know, like Goofy.

Well, maybe there's something that
is preventing you from

express your
true feelings?

you are completely
honest with each other?

Well I feel like he's been
totally honest with me and...

I've been
totally honest with him.

Sabrina, make fun of what
we are doing here don't go

help you face
your problems.

I know I know. I didn't have the
intention to make fun of you.

Look, there's something important
about herself that

you may have hidden
from your boyfriend?

No, nothing!
Anything!

But what a revolting thing.

How much consideration.
You come here and turn on the TV,

completely ignoring the
fact that I'm reading.

you have no respect
by knowledge?

you have no respect
for the working poor,

who are serving coffee to a
bunch of guys who want coffee?

Well maybe you wouldn't be
serving coffee to the

people if you opened a book
On occasion.

man i love it
a good fight!

Ladies and gentlemen,
get ready to party!

Listen, wise supreme lady.

They were teachers who owned the truth
like you who sent me

to the clown school.

Aunt Hilda, Aunt Zelda,
I'm a cartoon!

And you are very funny,
Honey. What am I saying?

Thanks...
I think.

well i finally figured it out
the reason why I don't

I can say "I love you"
for Josh.

I am convinced that the
only way i can

tell Josh that I love him,
without looking like the pee-pee,

is telling him that
I am a witch.

But Sabrina,
this is impossible.
If you tell a mortal
that you are a witch,

you will lose your powers
and be expelled forever!

How about some limits for the
witch advice?

I can remember the fact that
that Harvey knows that

she is a witch and not
nothing happened to her.

That's because he found out by
alone... Wait a minute!

And if I don't tell Josh
and he find out like Harvey?

So there wouldn't be
any consequences.

except for one
little detail.

When Harvey found out
that you were a witch,

he threw you away like
a trash.

This is a risk that
I will have to run.

threw out the trash
from yesterday!

It was lunch today!

Hi Josh. By the way, Sabrina
already talked to you?

Not.
About what?

It doesn't matter. I do not know anything.
You will never take that away from me.

Hi Harvey.
What are you drinking?

Coffee. That's what I usually
I drink when I go to a cafe.

Well I think I know why
you and Sabrina broke up.

He knows!
How did you find out?

by the behavior
her weird

Yes, she can do some
very strange things.

She already turned you
in a puppy?

tried. It's obvious that everything she
she wanted to do was play with me.

I was once one, thanks to her.

But it's nothing compared to
the time she made me pregnant.

pregnant?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about how you say
for a girl who loves her

and she takes to
joke thing.

Okay, isn't that a horror?

How can I make Josh guess
that I am a witch without revealing

that I'm a witch?

Well I could wear a hat
pointy, walk with a broom

and have a laugh.

It's too little. I would think I celebrated
early halloween.

Okay, let's get straight to the point.

You create darkness throughout
earth makes it rain frogs.

very big and
very confused.

All good! All good!
Stop pressuring me.

I will tell him that
you are a witch.

Revealing yourself on purpose
talking cat for a mortal

the advice turns you
on doormat.

It wouldn't be the first time the
people would step on me.

let's talk about
boils and carbuncles.

Hi Morgan. Here it is
the recovery test.

And I was so looking forward to
do it, but my boss

slaver just called me
to dust and wax the floor.

Did you tell her about the test?

I tried! But unfortunately,
it was no use.

I better run,
I'm discounted

ten dollars for each
minute late.

Now that's enough!
That witch will see.

Hi Zelda.
What are you doing here?

I'm fighting the
forces of ignorance,

before they annihilate
completely

all forms
of intelligent life.

I'm talking about you.

Because this
exploring the poor thing

of Morgan as if she
was a sl*ve?

Hey, it's you who makes her study
night and day for your test

recovery
of questions.

Fortunately, the pious Sister Spellman
gave Morgan time off work.

What? Hilda, we went
deceived, deceived,

carried by the primrose patch
and thrown into the thorn bush.

Lots of people nearby.

Like Josh and I want
be alone,

everyone wants ice cream.

Face!
The ice cream man is here!

what are you
doing here?

I need to explain the
What's happening.

Josh, there's a reason why
which one sounded so weird

when I tried you
say how I felt.

It's because there's something in
me you don't know.

ok wait,
let me guess.

You are actually from the planet
Krypton and is disguised as

- nice reporter?
- No, but that's a good guess.

Sabrina, I don't want
more games.

I have work to do.

Please Josh, just me
listen for a minute.

Why do you think a truck
of ice cream suddenly

showed up at eleven
and half at night?

I don't know, the truck
of night ice cream?

Okay, and that hockey game
when Harvey was with

the wound and suddenly
started scoring points.

did not find that one
little weird?

Not as weird as Harvey me
saying you got him pregnant.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a
Entire photo CD to print.

Do you mean these?

Where did they come from?

Good question.
Where do you think?

Charlie must have
printed before leaving.

What a nice guy.

ok let's try
another thing.

Hey, look at that plant, it's
turned into a tree!

where did it come from
this monkey?

And I don't know if you've noticed, but you have
a storm in that corner.

who could have done this?

Sabrina, I don't understand.

First you mock me with
cartoon voices,

now play with the water,
plants and a monkey?

P
what are you
doing this?

because i want you
know who I really am.

If this is what you really are,
I don't want to be a part of it.

Josh, please don't go!

give me a good reason
why shouldn't I?

Why...

Because I love you!

What did you say?

I love you.
My God, did you hear that?

I said "I love you"
and it worked! I love you.

Are you serious?

Yup.
I love you, Josh.

Sabrina, I don't always
I understand you and...

I have no idea where
you got one

monkey at this time,
but i love you too.

Baby, we're so
happy that things

they worked out between
you and Josh.

Me too but I still don't understand
because suddenly I said

"I love you" and the voice came out normal.

I mean Josh didn't find out
that I was a witch.

I think he managed to express
your love for Josh because

was wanting to reveal
totally for him.

And luckily for you,
Josh is a total idiot.

Salem! The question is, do you
open as much as you could

about her witch side eased her
guilt about deceiving a mortal.

Don't worry,
I understood.

What reminds me you know
someone who needs a monkey?

Roxie? hey i just want
apologize for acting

strangely
yesterday at the workshop.

See, I'm doing another workshop
of cartoon voices

and confused a little.

Don't be sorry, I should
be thanking

Because?

Well after you left, the
people started making fun

of you and all
world broke free.

Saturday night, I'm going out with
the guy who hates everyone.

I have a good
hunch about it.

I am here,
but i can't stay.

Of course not, poor thing.
Zelda is torturing you again?

Sadly yes. she threatened
fail me if I don't

do that test of
idiot recovery.

And luckily for you,
she is right here.

And when that's done...

...there are some green tiles in the
bathroom, which should be white.

Have a good time.

Nobody messes with the
Spellman sisters.
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