06x14 - The Arrangement

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What did the witch Griselda use to
cure the plague in the 14th century?

This is so easy.
granola oil.

Salamander eye.

Is not...
salamander eye.

One more and we win.

Three.

Famous witches in history.

who was the first
witch to transport

using something else
from a broom?

Easy! Hermia von Beaverstein.
Or is it stein?

It's wrong.

It was me.

Aunt Irma!

I walked in a big
Brazilian chestnut.

maybe you can replace
Hilda as my partner?

With your incredible intelligence,
we can finish them both.

Silence, pugue!

I didn't come here
to play.

I came to see the
my favorite niece.

Thank you, Aunt Irma.

I was speaking
from Sabrina.

honey, you already
did you think about your future?

Well, yes. As you know,
I study journalism and one day I...

Silence! I found
a young single wizard

in the Other Kingdom,
who will be her husband.

What?

Aunt Irma, we don't
arranged marriages in this Kingdom.

Or in this century.

They don't, do they?

However, if you choose it,
I'm sure he's adorable.

Is enchanting,
just like you.

I knew they would agree.
I will send it here tomorrow.

An arranged marriage!
How can they sell me like that?

It was you or the frying pan.
Good choice!

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
S E - The Arrangement

Translation, Review and Sync:
Michael Lemos

you agreed
in a wedding

arranged for me with
a complete stranger!

Who plays dice now?

Honey, don't worry.

we will not let the
Aunt Irma force you to marry.

just have to enter
play it for a while.

make her think
Her opinion is important.

everything you have
do is get to know the guy.

go out with him
twice.

But I have a boyfriend and Josh doesn't
likes me hanging out with other guys.

This will all end
before you know it.

Aunt Irma will find life
someone else to mess with

and she will forget about you.

Why are you so sure
that she will lose interest?

Experience. Aunt Irma tried to marry
Hilda and I countless times.

she gave up on
us for centuries.

Like all men,
in both kingdoms.

Let me guess.
Have you become a thief?

Guess again.
I signed up for a class.

Twenty three slender girls from
long legs and me.

And what is this class for?
Introduction to delusions and fantasies?

Ballet... which, in my case,
could be the same thing.

- Where did that come from?
- Of me.

Hi Sabrina, I'm Peter.
Your aunt Irma sent me.

I will not use
this against you.

Look, I'm sure
you are a very nice guy...

I am sure that
you are nice too.

But I have to be
honest with you.

I don't want me
marry you.

- Serious?
- That's great.

I just agreed to meet you for
my aunt Irma leave me alone.

Dont tell me. she told me that
if I didn't find myself

with you she would transform me
on a dung beetle.

I am flattered.

Look, until she calms down, we say
her we're dating...

but not really, because
I already have a boyfriend.

Well, that's fine by me.

Sabrina, did you see
my black socks?

I already searched all
places for them.

they can't have
walking out.

Don't be so sure.

you finally find
a pair that matches and...

- Hey.
- Hey.

Roxie, this is Peter. Peter, Roxie.
He's an old family friend.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Okay, enough of it
presentations.

Roxie is not
late for class?

- Hey.
- Goodbye.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

Who was?

Therapists try
solve this mystery for years.

Well I'm happy for you and me
We have this situation under control.

You know, maybe we can't go out on the
next Wednesday night?

Perfect!
I'm not picking you up at seven.

- Right.
- Until later.

Or not.

- Hey.
- Hey.

First of all, I want
let you know that i have

other words in my
vocabulary other than "Hi!"

I imagined. and i'm guessing
that you are a woman who

speak your mind and don't let
let no one intimidate you.

And I'm guessing that
you are very smart,

if you understood all this to
from a "Hi".

You know I never did anything
look like this before,

but you maybe
Do you want to go out with me?

can i accept this
like a yes?

I've always loved dancing,
but from afar.

I wanted to get more
close to the process.

So which dancers
what do you most admire?

I would have to say
Rudolf Nureyev and...

And the cheerleader of the
Celtics number six.

his dance class
looks like it worked.

Man, I should have taken a class
college dances.

I could have known
a lot of...

...education specialists.

Goodbye.

No!
Aunt Hilda, did you see with whom
Roxie just walked in?

That's Peter! that's the guy
who Aunt Irma wants me to marry!

Our!
You have luck.

Our!
Roxie is lucky.

Not. If Aunt Irma finds out
about it, she will be furious!

Baby, calm down, it's from
Roxie we're talking about.

she is a repellent
of men.

will be fighting
before dessert.

See for yourself.

- Dessert?
- No thanks, I already have mine.

How sweet. this relationship
needs to be destroyed.

Well the good news is that Peter
and Roxie make an adorable couple.

Yes, but the bad news is that Peter
and Roxie make an adorable couple.

Hi, Aunt Irma.

Well let's just say the
Peter found the ideal woman.

Bye-bye.

Aunt Zelda,
what do we do?

I already know. I'm going to distract Aunt Irma
making you try to marry

the desperate cousin,
and you will do whatever

need to separate
those two.

Yes, this should be easy.
Got a crowbar?

You are wonderful.
Where are you going?

Peter will take me to
Umberto's for dinner.

Speaking of Peter, are you sure
is he the right guy for you?

I mean, I know he's a
very nice guy and all.

He's a great guy.

Yeah, great, but things don't
are you going a little fast?

It's almost as if
were boyfriends.

- Sabrina, we're lovers.
- It saw?

- Hey.
- Hey.

Hey.

it's not a relationship
very verbal.

Sabrina, tell me again why
I have tickets for one

basketball game, but I'm in
an arrogant French restaurant?

Why do you love Me...
and I drove.

could not have left
your finger in the car?

You are crazy?
Think I'll leave something like this

for the valet
put your hands?

- Can I have your finger?
- Give it a break, Pierre.

You know, I'm seeing the
my friends there.

why not us
do we join them?

I still do not understand
because I have to

get involved in
their relationship.

again because you
love me and the more

soon we separate them, more
you get to the game early.

They already were.

Hi Roxie.
Hi Peter, what a coincidence!

Do you mind if we
join you?

Well, actually...

Yeah, we were going to ask for a table,
but I think it's too much

more fun to stay
in a group, you know.

Romantic dinner for two
people can be so annoying.

What are you talking about?

Do you go out to dinner
romantics all the time.

Yeah, but we don't
have fun.

how do we
don't have fun?

People have more fun when
we went out with a large group

of people laughing and waving
big foam fingers.

You know, college is a time
where you should meet

many people, it's not for
take it seriously, right, Josh?

Sure! Otherwise, you stay
looking like a middle-aged couple.

Hey Edna, can you
pass the butter.

Butter?
With your cholesterol?

I don't want to date others
people. I like Roxie.

And I like Peter.

And I like Sabrina, but I like
other women too...

of many... and I would like to
hang out with them... with all of them.

- All?
- Clear.

And I saw a beautiful redhead on
college another day.

What redhead?

Well I don't know her name,
but she had this

amazing smile and
very long legs.

Seriously?
Long, is it?

Yeah, I couldn't see why
she was wearing a miniskirt

tight leather...

You know, we should be trying
separate them, not us!

I'm just nodding
with your idea that in our

age we shouldn't be
firm commitments, right, Peter?

Great, they're gone!
People got it wrong.

Yeah, don't even tell me.
We have to pay the bill.

Check please!

Roxie, there you are. Look, I need
even talk to you about Peter.

I mean, I know you like him,
but he is wrong for you.

he is weird and
eccentric...

- He's my fiance!
- I do not believe that!

Me neither.
who would have thought that

I would be the first in this
home to get engaged?

well you are young
too much to get married.

I mean you still
is in college!

and i can stay
in college.

hey are you happy
for me, right?

well i'm with
want to cry.

Congratulations.

I go upstairs. Morgan wants to give
a close look with the magnifying glass.

She swears she's a
cubic zirconium.

I hope my aunts
are still awake.

Aunt Irma!

Hello dear.
I just thought about showing up

and see how you are
going with Peter.

Peter? Very good.
I had dinner with him... just now.

well i was talking
with his mother and she

said he is passing
all the time in the Mortal Realm,

and he told her, that he met
a very special woman.

- Met.
- Don't brag, either.
going

I'm not, believe me.

I assume I'll hear the bells
wedding soon?

That... was discussed.

What a happy day. I knew you
two would be perfect together.

two big families
of witches, united.

Yes, a dream come true,
but just out of curiosity,

if Peter stopped loving me and
Did he decide to marry someone else?

Shall we say... a mortal?

If Peter married a
Mortal, I would banish him and he would never

would see your bride
deadly again,

and I would condemn her to
a life of suffering.

But no need to worry
with that, isn't it, dear?

because Peter is going to
marry you.

Aunt Hilda! Aunt Zelda!
I have bad news.

Roxie and Peter are engaged.

No matter how bad the news is,
I think Zelda can get over that.

No! Here she says I'm getting married
with Peter at three o'clock on Saturday!

And I must choose an entry until
at four yesterday.

At least you are registered
in Bed, Table and beyond.

how could you leave
this happen?!

dear, we too
took it by surprise.

The invitation came from Aunt Irma.

she must have heard
that Peter got engaged

and she assumed that
you were the bride.

I can't be a bride.

A: I don't love the groom and
B: I don't have a dress.

And if I perform
the ceremony?

I am an ordained minister of
Universal Church of the Seven Lives.

Salem, there will be no
no marriage.

Peter doesn't want to marry me so much
how much I don't want to marry him.

So why is he having a
bachelor party tonight?

A bachelor party!

At Hooters from the Other Kingdom.

I have to go.

I was invited, but I did
matter of refusing.

you had the chance to go
to Hooters and refused?

The Other Kingdom Hooters
is not so popular anymore.

Why not?

All right, Peter, your days of
single will end,

but wait until you see
what will come out of the cake.

Hey, you're not an owl!

Excuse me, I need some time
alone with the groom.

Look, why are you having
a bachelor party?

I'm not getting married
with you on Saturday.

I know this, I will
marry Roxie.

- Does Aunt Irma know about this?
- No.

- Does Roxie know about this?
- No.

I thought about telling
them after the party.

Yeah, this will work.

Look, Aunt Irma told me that if
you marry a mortal,

she will banish you and make
Roxie unhappy forever.

Well, that's because she doesn't
knows Roxie.

But once you meet her,
she will fall in love just like me.

All right, she takes a break from drinking,
buddy, that's not going to happen.

Also, you can't
just tell Roxie

that she is a witch and wait
let her accept.

There's only one way to find out,
I'll go and tell her now.

No, no, wait! I can not
let you talk to Roxie!

Why not?

Because in the Mortal Realm,
when do you get engaged

can't see or talk to
bride until the wedding.

But she doesn't have to know
when is the wedding?

Yes, but that's the job of the
bridesmaids and that's me.

Who's going to tell her that
I'm a wizard?

Again,
the maid of honor.

- How is she going to get to...
- Another Kingdom?

Again, this is the
my responsibility,

along with the flowers and
the food for the reception.

Man, the bridesmaids really
have a lot to do.

Yes I know and we do it
wearing a very ugly dress.

Peter, ignore her.
It's dance time.

- Isn't it an erotic dance?
- No.

Right. Now I understand why the
Hooters isn't that popular anymore.

Miles, what do you
Is doing?

Thank God you arrived.

My leg is stuck in this
position for three hours.

Miles, can you stop your moaning?
It is getting annoying.

Roxie, were you here?
Why didn't you come to help me?

I thought I was
talking to your mother.

Sabrina, does Peter have a cell phone?

I tried to call him at home,
but I only hear a strange message.

must be some problem
with the line.

It's probably not
nothing to worry about.

yes but i have something
to worry me.

Not being able to have children.

You know, I can't talk to him,
but i realized,

I have no idea
where he lives.

Let's examine this.

You're engaged to this guy,
but has no idea where he lives.

Does that tell you anything?

that I owe
really love it.

is not the answer that
I was waiting.

Come on, people, hurry up.
we don't want to be late

to the wedding
from Roxie and Peter.

How did you get everyone
would you agree with that?

Well Roxie and Peter are madly
in love, it was easy.

how did you convince
Aunt Irma?

It was easy.
I'm the favorite niece.

I'm the favorite niece.

Two minutes to the wedding.
Perfect time.

we can sit
r without chatting
with the terrible Aunt Irma.

Hilda...

...Zelda, always ladies
of honor, never brides.

In fact, not even the
bridesmaids this time.

It's good to see you too.

Well it's a glorious day and
I can't think of a pair

better for Peter
than our Sabrina.

Sabrina?
I mean Roxie.

Roxie? This is a
Sabrina's last name?

Yea! Yes, we gave that name
because, as a child,

she used to
play with rocks.

I always forget that
you are covered.

let's arrive
at the bottom of it.

Sabrina, trouble.
Aunt Irma still thinks

that you are the one who goes
marry Peter.

I know but I have
everything under control.

Tell me the truth.
You never told her, did you?

I thought you were
the favorite niece.

Do not worry.
The ceremony will be beautiful

and everyone will cry, so the
Aunt Irma will see how the groom

and the bride are in love
and will give in.

Or she will have a fit
and start sh**ting lightning!

And with the amount of
hairspray I have,

I will be like
a Roman candle!

Keep Aunt Irma away
while Roxie gets dressed.

Nice organ.

you are not the first
to say that.

you would not perform
the ceremony?

Aunt Irma asked
my credentials.

What do you mean the internet is not good
enough to be ordered?

Do you think the plan
from Sabrina will it work?

For sure... Let's run
while I still have hair!

Friends, witches, trolls.
We are gathered here for

witness the union of two
mighty wizarding families, that I,

my infinite
wisdom, unite them.

interesting choice,
I think there is no law that

force the father to
deliver the bride.

unless he is
Roxie's father.

What? I heard that she comes
from a very strange family.

are you about
to witness

a wedding of
Another very special Kingdom.

The young couple asked to
write your own vows.

Beautiful.

But I forbade it.

Let's start with the bride and groom drinking
the traditional ambrosia of passion.

Peter, get up
the bride's veil.

We thought about waiting until the
end of the ceremony to do this.

Absurd!
Here, let me help you.

- No, that's not necessary.
- Silence! Lift the veil.

Oh my God, Sabrina!

Sabrina!

Well, of course it's Sabrina.
Who were you waiting for?

yes who you
were waiting.

Okay, Aunt Irma,
you can marry us.

What's happening?

Sabrina, I'm not getting married
with you. I do not love you.

Well, I don't love you either!
No marriage is perfect.

Moving on, I accept.

But I love Roxie!

But she's Roxie,
she played with rocks.

What?

Look, Peter, if you love Roxie,
you have to marry me.

honey, what
you are talking?

If Peter marries a mortal,
Aunt Irma said she was going to make

life of that unfortunate immortal
for the rest of life

and Peter would never see her
again.

I can't let that
that happens to Roxie,

that's why I am
taking her place.

Sabrina, why?
didn't you tell us?

because I knew that you
They would try to stop me.

were you willing
to sacrifice your

own happiness for
save a friend?

There is no other way.

This is so touching...
Now where was I? Beloved...

Aunt Irma! how can you leave
Sabrina go through this?

marry someone who
she doesn't love and do these two

unhappy young people for
the rest of their lives?

Silence! I suppose that although
their unhappiness could

bring me one
unspeakable happiness,

should i cancel this one
holy matrimony.

And enough wasting my time
trying to be a matchmaker.

supported!

Although, if you improve this
little body, I can fix you

a date with
a beautiful cyclops.

Keep an eye out for me...
I know, silence.

You know, I just want to thank you
for what you did for Roxie.

You're a good friend.

Hey, any decent person
would marry the fiancé of

best friend in the back.

Well I'm glad that me and Roxie
we can be together again.

Me too. You know, I know that
it's none of my business,

but i would recommend slowing down
things a little.

- Peter, where have you been?
- It's a long story.

How can it disappear for an end
all week and not call me?

I didn't know how to get in
in touch with you.

I don't have the number
from your landline.

I don't know where you live and,
now that i thought about it,

I realized that no
know nothing about you.

For example,
where did you grow up?

It's better not to ask questions
difficult right away.

What's so difficult about this?
Are you from Jersey or something?

There will be a lot of questions
difficult along the way.

What are you talking about? It's because
is stopped at
without saying anything?

Wants to know? I think I will
wash my hair.

yes, that's what
I'll do.

I'm not saying
nothing, because still

I'm trying to find out
how to answer that.

Excellent! another guy with
communication problems.

Not. Look, I want to open up.
Maybe if we go slow,

eventually i can
answer.

Sabrina was right.
I don't think we should

have gotten so serious
so fast.

Probably not,
but you know what?

I will put this
in a safe place and

maybe we can
start all over again.

I would like this.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- I didn't grow up in Jersey.
- Well, that's a start.

- Are you free on Friday?
- Yeah, where do you want to go?

Anywhere but Umberto's.
I didn't pay the bill.

She paid yes and left a
good tip too.

Okay, my first recital
it's on tuesday and i just want

show my choreography later
to hear your honest opinion.

So what do you think?
Honestly.

Honestly?
I think you are a man

of many talents,
but dancing is not one of them.

I want to see you do better.
It's much more difficult than it looks.

Well I will try.

You're right.
It's not as easy as it looks.

Yeah, I'll hang up my sweater.
It's actually Roxie's.