06x17 - The Competition

[bunniefuu]

Hey, your favorite college girl
came here to see them.

Is Felicity here?

I just came to get my racket
tennis. Josh and I are going to play.

I did not know that
you still played tennis.

Well, it's been a while, but I think
I soon get the hang of it.

Look. It's a letter from your school
cousin Amanda and says urgent.

It makes no sense to open all our
correspondence in one day.

Amanda is not so bad
how much she used to be.

Also, maybe her school
gave her a prize or something.

No prize, but I went to
first in my class

to send me
first class.

Next time you might want
leave the stamps in the envelope.

Just for curiosity,
what the hell are you

doing here in the middle
a week of classes?

I need help studying
for my witch license.

If I fail this test I will
lose my magical powers.

Please will you help me?

Okay, we were happy to be
your tutors, but be warned,

our training program
of witches is very intense.

Yeah, their classes aren't
for those who are sensitive.

That's why we take
very seriously.

We made sure that Sabrina
knew the angle

exact when aiming is
forty-five degrees.

It's actually forty-seven.

No, it's forty-five.

- º.
- º.

Let's say it's th.

Better yet, let's take
the day off. I have to go.

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
S E - The Competition

Translation, Review and Sync:
Michael Lemos

Come on.

That's it.
Six to three.

It was great. we really
we played well together.

In fact, it is customary to press
hands and then kiss.

Right. Like Agassi and Sampras
at the French Open?

That was so much fun.
Shall we play again tomorrow?

No, tomorrow is not for me.

It's Sunday?

Sunday doesn't work either.
My parents are coming to visit me.

Right. How about a morning before
for you to go to work. Any of them.

I don't know, I don't know.
Wednesday.

Maybe it's just me, but
looks like you don't want to play.

Look, Sabrina, it's nothing
against you, but I'd rather play

with people who are...
you know, on my level.

Well I thought we were
very well synchronized.

I mean I won
three matches.

Technically. The truth is
that I was kind of holding back

to make you
feel good.

Wow, I feel
phenomenal.

It's not your fault. most of
girls don't play so well when

men. You can't help it,
it's how you were programmed.

Is it how we're programmed?
What am I, a VCR?

Why don't we forget about it?
I'm starving,

let's eat something?

I don't know. You know, I think
I need to eat with a girl

to keep mine
sharp skills.

It's just that you don't
it's on my level.

in eating? You know, most of the
girls don't want to admit it.

Well, I don't like to brag.
It's not like we're "programmed"!

Alright, before we
commit to

put cable TV, we have
to discuss options.

We can stick with the Premium package,
which gives us nine HBO channels,

but there are other movie channels,
or the Platinum package,

that gives us the movie channels,
the live surgeries

and sixteen HBO channels.

What options cost
twenty dollars a month?

What comes with the on/off switch
and the German sitcon channel.

You will not believe
on what Josh said.

He had the incredible arrogance
to say that women

can't play tennis
same level as men.

He got you in that one, didn't he?

No, he didn't.
And even if he had,

there are great women tennis players.
Venus, Serena, Martina...

I have to
agree with Josh.

When it comes to physical fitness,
men are the stronger sex.

There are exceptions.

Sabrina, for the honor of women
around the world you need

show Josh that you play
as well as he.

a little problem,
I don't play better than him.

Still! can't wait to play
once a year and be great.

You just need practice.

And you need steroids.

Okay, practice not necessarily
brings it to perfection.

I need professional help.

Like all women, you suffer
of serious envy in tennis.

Wrong professional. By the way
Freud, the boot is open.

Andy Roddick!
Much better.

This is not Wimbledon.
Who are you?

Let's put it this way,
I won almost as many

Grand Slams and Anna Kournikova.
Sabrina Spellman, big fan.

Nice to meet you, Sabrina.
What can I do for you?

teach me everything you know
about tennis so

i can be so good
as my boyfriend.

And you have to do everything
this in a lesson.

you hit well
the ball, Sabrina.

Now you just have to learn to
hit inside the court.

Now that you tell me.

That's it, Sabrina.

AND
excellent!

Sorry!

Because?
It was a great sh*t.

never apologize for
b*at a champion.

Yes I think or else you would be
apologizing all the time.

That's right. you know you have
great potential,

but you need
be more competitive.

Only then will you win.

I will try this. Thank you, Andy.
Do you want to go get something to eat?

Thank you but I probably
should go back to Wimbledon now.

And even.
Right.

Double, double, boil and trouble,
dress up the cat like Barney Rubble.

Well it looks better on me
than in John Goodman.

Now it's your turn to
try, Amanda.

Enchantments are so much Age
Average. Nobody does that anymore.

It doesn't rhyme.

Amanda, enchantments are
a large part of the test.

If you want the
Council witches approve thee,

you better learn
to do them.

Okay, if you insist.
Enchantments are so stupid,

make Aunt Zelda suck her thumb.

Now you are
getting the hang of it.

I say it loud, I speak it clear,
make Aunt Hilda disappear.

Very good!

Dont tell me. now do
Anne Margrock call me.

Okay, don't hold back
this time.

I guarantee that this time it will be worth the
Too bad, even though I'm just a girl.

That's it,
five to one.

Sabrina, you're knocking
on the ball very well.

yes but i still
I'm losing.

I don't think I have one
competitive spirit.

- Josh, I thought it was you.
- Dave! What are you doing here?

My partner,
he didn't show up.

Do you want to play with me
when to finish?

Dude, I want to. just give me a minute
while I break up with Sabrina.

break up with me?

I will show him
who will be finished.

Net Competitiveness.

It tastes like fruit... with a
pinch of rocket fuel.

Okay, I'm ready...
to clear the court with you.

Fifteen, love, and I must say:
I love it.

My point!
I won!

It was an incredible turnaround,
Sabrina. What happened to you?

well i wanted
play at your level,

so i just became more
competitive...

and made sure to drink
lots of liquids.

Okay, let's talk about this one.
cable TV package once again.

We are getting coax select
service with a digital package,

cable and modem mounted,
reduced rate,

pay per view HD and
splitters for free, right?

That! Now you will sign here
so i can start wiring?

we've been trading
for over an hour.

I just won from
Josh in tennis.

Congratulations, and congratulations
to Miles for us

get a great
cable TV deal.

- I haven't finished yet.
- Have more?

Yes, and make no mistake,
without it, there is no business.

I want a gift pen.

He may be a geek, but when
when it comes to trading, it's for the best.

I think not. Can I
get a much better deal.

Okay, listen to what
you will give us.

Everything in this contract
more free hookup,

free service for
the first three months,

all premium channels, no
additional cost and... that pen.

This is my deceased's pen
grandfather, why would I give it to you?

'Cause you don't want us to
business with another company

cable TV, and I'm sure the
your boss wouldn't like it either.

You know I would hate to have to
write something negative

about you in
Customer comments.

man, the thing is
getting ugly.

Certainty! see if you can
the Naked channel.

The last thing I want is for
you lose your job.

Alright, I'll change the
contract. You won.

Okay Amanda, this movie will
show you all the rules

of etiquette you need to know
to get your witch's license.

Look, I want to pass the
test but I really have

to watch some movie
old about witch etiquette?

Certainly. You must learn to
correct way to assemble a vacuum,

and have plenty of potions and
write thank you notes.

Or can we just watch
at the end of my video Marylyn?

I will watch the
label film.

Fresh coffee pot!

And I challenge anyone
to make better coffee!

There she is. Sabrina, remember
from my parents, Ben and Geri?

It's great to see them again.

I wanted to ask you. From who
it was Chunky Monkey's idea.

So Josh said that you
became a great tennis player.

He said he suddenly developed
this wild competitive streak.

I like it.

I like you better.

Well, Geri and I are going to play.

Maybe we can reserve the court,
play doubles tomorrow?

Why wait until tomorrow?

I'm ready to kick
some ass right now!

Race to the car.

She is really competitive.

Come on, Geri, be alert!

Come on, Ben, be alert!

See, I said that
she was good.

That was good Sabrin
The.
I always wanted to do this with him,

but he doesn't like to play
individual with me.

Why not?

He doesn't think I'm
competitive enough.

Apparently,
only men are.

Now I see where you
took away that attitude.

well it's time to
put an end to it.

I propose a battle of the sexes,
women against men.

Right here, now, that's it!

I do not think that
It's a good idea.

Why not, afraid that
are we going to break up with you?

Please!

Well then stop complaining and
switch places with your mother.

Come on, Josh. If that's what women
want, let's get rid of them.

I love this idea.

I finally have a partner
who doesn't give me orders.

Okay, listen.
Play on the baseline,

unless I give you
say something different.

I take care of everything. cover all
terrain and stay out of the way.

And we're in it to win,
do not forget that.

Well at least I don't
I have to wash your socks.

What's wrong
with you, Ben?

Another great sh*t, Sabrina. Already
thought about playing professionally?

No, it's not competitive
enough for me.

Hey, what's up with you,
ladies?

forgot to
eat cereal this morning,

or they just forgot
how to hit a ball

By the way, it's this yellow thing
that is flying through you.

You can lighten it up a bit
my father?

For some reason he doesn't like
be called a coward,

miss or little girl.

hey i'm just
being competitive.

The .
Playing.

That's right.
We kick your asses.

There is nothing better than
a cup of coffee

after finishing
a pair of losers!

look at them
can barely walk.

Hey, you know, it's one thing to win,
another is rubbing it in our face.

Hey, you can rub it in our faces
if you finish us off at... bowling!

Swear!

We love bowling
isn't it, Ben?

Forget it, I won't play
bowling with you.

I don't play any more
sport with you.

you're just upset
because you hate that I b*at you.

But I loved winning over you,
and I owe it all to Sabrina.

Hey, we rock,
girl!

Absolutely, girl!

Even if a baby is
Too selfish to admit.

Well, you don't have to worry anymore.
with me being selfish,

because I'm getting out of here.
Goodbye, Geri.

Dad!

No! This game brought a side of
your mother I've never seen before!

thanks for making me
see the truth, Sabrina.

Good trip to you, Ben!

Congratulations Sabrina.
You broke up Ben and Geri!

Josh, I swear I never meant to cause
problems between your parents.

I thought we were all
having fun.

Seriously? When did you think the
was my father having fun?

When he threw the racket of the
across the square,

or when he hit the
wall in the head?

It's not Sabrina's fault! It's yours
father and his stupid temper.

every time things
get tough, he runs away like a...

what was your term?

A little girl.

mother, the man who
you were married by

years can never
talk to you again!

Seriously? be nice and bring me
a bottle of champagne.

But what about Dad, he doesn't want to
don't even know where he's going?

Josh, give me a ride to yours
home, right? I will stay with you.

Now that we're all happy,
what do they say we kick some

butts on the court
basketball?

Lets go Girl!

I will read an ingredient list
and you tell me what the potion is for.

"Three cups of
bowel puree

of the rodent of your choice
and a wart?"

Remember how hard it was
find the warts?

Thank God they opened
the wart market.

Amanda, do you have the answer?

Amanda?

Love...

Baby you really should
start paying attention.

Sorry, but that's not
it has nothing to do with real life.

Hi!
You are a witch!

Maybe it would help if you really
make some potions.

Start with this one. You will find
everything you need in the pantry.

salamander eye
is under the bun.

Okay, everything is there.
Here we go.

spider, lizard,
parrot beak,

turn into
a juicy carrot.

That's a ferret,
not a carrot.

It's close enough.

No, if you are
making a salad!

we are not coming
nowhere.

I think we need
try a different approach.

I'm starting to think that
We were not born to teach.

Good thing I don't make a living
with that... wait, I win.

Why are you watching "Who
want to be a korean millionaire?".

Remember the cable guy
that you neutered?

this is his way
to take revenge on us.

channels, all Korean.

I'm trying to see the point
positive, learning the language.

It means "I
love" or
"Pass the kimchee" maybe both.

I can't believe the TV guy at
cable would deceive us like that.

This is behavior
very unprofessional.

maybe he was
just reacting

to his behavior,
that was just ugly!

I have to say that The McLaughlin
Group is so convincing in Korean.

Well I'll tell you what you can
do with your Asian package!

IT IS? Well me and my attitude
let's see you in court.

The cable TV thing is not
is it working?

And your face is a
disaster too.

What are you talking about?

Let's just say that I
makes you want to vomit.

I'll cut to the chase and assume that
are you under some spell?

All I did was drink a potion
to make me more competitive!

Why did you make me look ugly?

- Well, are you acting ugly?
- It's been mentioned.

Maybe your new side
competitive made you look ugly.

I have to reverse the potion.

That's much better.

Now I have a big
mess to fix.

I was going to take care of it, but...
thanks.

Following on
Total Request Live,

find out which Backstreet Boy
is lactose intolerant.

Cable TV has been fixed!
Great!

For you! I was about to
watch the competition

Korean barbecue preparation
North against South Korea.

Hey, they're great. Mainly
the one from the Elvis cover.

That's my Aunt Charlotte!

Sorry. It must be the light here.
Look, I came to apologize.

My behavior was...
ugly, and i feel terrible

about how this
affected his parents.

Hey, forget about my parents, what
is happening to you?

I've never seen you
act this way.

I know. I think it upset me when
you said you were going to break up with me.

I said that?
It's the same thing as

my father tells my mother
when they play.

Hey, tell me something.
Have I ever shouted:

"This is a road, not a
parking lot!"?

just every time
you drive.

My God, I
I became my father!

I'm so aggressive and
competitive as he is.

I think we just need to remember
that this competition thing

it can get ugly. hey i promise
forget to promise too.

Combined.

Now what am I going to do
what about my parents?

Maybe if we can put them
back on the court,

they will see how we are
having fun and going too.

You know how parents are, they just learn
if you have the example.

Worth trying.

If I become my father and my father
become me, am I my own grandfather?

Aunt Hilda! Aunt Zelda!
Thanks for trying,

but I'm sending myself
back to school!

Not so fast!

Witch, get this!

From A to Z, I have something to say.

And I'm the famous H-I-L-D-A.

You will pass this test,
if you learn this rap.

Before you know it,
you will be the queen of zap!

Mix some
lizard tongue

with some
unicorn fingers.

Add some egg white
egg, out comes the pro!

- Are you listening, witch?
- I am listening.

So listen well,
you have potions to learn.

Boil a little in a
tin cauldron.

It leaves a taste
tasty.

Smack the foot
of a gremlin.

- You are learning.
- I'm learning.

I'm not so sure.

I'll check it out!

If you want a potion
to create an ocean?

Put salt on a kelp
and you have locomotion!

Then add a
little wind and

two fish and before
you realize, fly...

- I'm learning!
- She's learning!

I will pass the test
and be the best.

Thank God!

Well now we can put
a little bit of Garth Brooks.

Hey, where's your dad?

He said he would meet us
here. Where is my mother?

She said she was going to
find here.

Ball, please!

Dad?
Mother?

are you really
playing together?

Well if you can call it what
she is playing games.

If I'm not playing, how am I
winning by two points, love?

A leap of luck, shine and a
bad call on a big serve!

Went out!

Man we got a lot of
work to do with these two.

How do you want to start?

We get in the car and
we never look back.

Do you want to leave them like this?
Wouldn't we set an example?

They are together, they are
talking to each other.

With them, that's the best
that we will get

Do you really think so?

That's how they are,
they will never change.

The good news is that I can.

That's good news.

Race to the car?

- You didn't learn anything?
- Sorry!

I have to tr
mess with it.

You're playing well, Sabrina,
but I have to go.

I will finish you
and get out of here.

break up with me? well i don't think so
it would hurt to drink some more.

ok i'm ready
to play.

Amazing. how about playing with me
in mixed doubles at Wimbledon?

No, you know, I don't like it very much.
this competition thing.