06x18 - I, Busybody

[bunniefuu]

Hello?
Sorry man, wrong number...

Of course I will
Check again.

Sabrina, we are one
indian restaurant?

there are no statues
of Vishnu here.

You must have deprogrammed
your speed dial...

No problem. hey how do you know
that my name is Roxie?

Why are you
mad at me?

It's not my fault that
the Cranberry Club

had a private party
for Pedro Martinez!

No, but it's your fault that you don't
we were on the guest list!

It's one of your responsibilities.
like the boyfriend

to anticipate
my needs!

I'm feeling that
you need to be alone!

- Harvey.
- What?

- He forgets.
- It's all right.

No, it's not okay.
It hasn't been fine for a long time.

You must not leave Morgan
treat you this way.

It's not a big deal,
that's her way.

But every time
you do something she wants,

she loses respect for you.
You have to face it.

- Tell her what you want.
- Right... what do I want?

that you want to be treated
as equal.

You are right.
Thank you Sabrina.

I'm here to help.

I can't believe you recognized
my voice from my radio show.

are you still talking to
the wrong number?

He's really nice.

do you think i should go on
talking or is that too weird?

Keep talking. Who knows,
he could be mr. Right.

Well thought.
Thank you Sabrina.

I am here to help.

Yes, I'm still listening...

So now that
you know who I am,

why don't you tell me about you
starting with your name?

My name is Ali Hondro.

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
S E - I, Busybody

Translation, Review and Sync:
Michael Lemos

I'm going to buy this sweater
Zelda's birthday. Is not it beautiful?

There's a bag!
She will hate it!

I've lived with the woman for years.
I think I know my sister.

Well then you know the birthday
hers was last week.

Well that explains the
cake and balloons.

I know what the present is
perfect for Aunt Zelda.

Remember that broken tea set
old one she keeps in the attic?

Well you can use the pieces
to make a mosaic table,

or a planter, whatever.
She will love it.

Great, I just need some mortar.
Thank you Sabrina.

I am here to help.

Sorry Miles, we don't accept
checks. Only money and firstborn.

This is to pay the fine that
I got it from Officer Kenneth Norwood.

Where's the fire, hurry?

And will you pay? Why not
dispute in court?

These cops never show up.

You know the judge will play
out, you will save money,

and you go home happy.

Well thought!
Thank you Sabrina.

I am here to help,
hurriedly.

So, what's the good, Mike?

A corporate idiot is on me

chasing just like
a Jamaican chicken.

Give me something high,
hot and foamy.

I only leave at h. How about a
latte instead?

Travel, please.

You know, they're somewhere
newspaper fiscal austerity.

The corporation is refusing
give me a raise.

It sucks being the guy
small.

Here it is, little one.

You're going to fight them, aren't you?

I mean you are
Mike Shelby, living legend!

you know you did the
Boston Citizen to be what it is today.

you gave them
courage, integrity...

Not to mention twenty years
Dedicated service...

and a microwave oven
I stole it from my mother.

She saw? You gave that newspaper
the best years of your life...

I mean it's not like you don't
I had so much more to give.

You're right, girl.
I'm going over there and I'm going to face them.

Thanks for opening mine
eyes, Sabrina.

I am here to help.

ok, who else
need help?

I'm on fire!
Come on, somebody!

Hey Miles! So how was it
in court this morning?

Well, for starters, the cop
Norwood appeared to testify

as usual, so the Hasty
here had to pay the fine.

So on the way home I went
stopped by guess who?

"Hurry up! Are you
driving with a broken turn signal!"

Another fifty dollars!
Thank you very much, Sabrina.

Hey! I was just
trying to help!

Look what Hilda did to me
for my birthday.

Didn't you love it?

I hated it! Hilda ruined a game
priceless tea

that I was
planning to restore.

where did she get it from
this stupid idea?

I would have been happy
with a sweater.

But I had a bag!

Jerry!
I have something for you.

pictures of that cloud
stranger from last night.

Don't mind the latest photos. Only
we were playing with the camera.

You're welcome! How did that idiot
become photo editor?

you will have to ask
to Uncle Mike.

When I say I want
words about the new subway,

that's what i hope. Not .
Not . Got it, Franklin
?

Yeah but I was just fixing it
the xerox machine.

This is the Mike that everyone
we know and love.

So let's listen. did the
requirements for the corporation?

Well if my demands included
a pay cut

and take away my health benefits,
so yes, they gave in.

Thank you for the advice.

Hey, I'm here to help.
I have to come up with a new slogan.

Hi Harvey,
waiting for Morgan?

No, actually I'm
waiting for you.

Let me guess. Even though
I was just trying to help,

my advice spoiled everything
and Morgan started a riot?

I wish it was just that.
She dumped me.

I'm very sorry! you know, usually
I'm very good at giving advice,

but nowadays I'm a
thr*at to society.

I mean first Miles, then
Aunt Hilda, then Mike, now you.

Sabrina, every language has a
word for people like you.

In Swahili it is 'K'tk'k'kt'k'.

I know.
In English it's "Meddlesome".

That would be the light version.

The Yellow Pages
from the Other Kingdom?

has been a
lifesaver for me...

and the initial section on seats
of theaters really comes in handy.

Wait, so these are
real companies?

painting classes
Vincent Van Gogh?

Flying Monkey
food and supplies?

Martial arts classes with
Genghis Khan! I have to see this!

Harvey!
No!

No way. Mr. Khan, it's an honor
know him. I'm Harvey Kinkle.

- What did he say?
- He'll eat you.

There has to be a cure
for busybodies here. Bingo!

Buddy's Interloper Store.
all brands,

all parts of the body,
always busy".

I found what I needed.

Continental grip on it!

Thank you very much, Sabrina.

I don't know why all
world hears me.

Even so, I spent some time
quality with Genghis Khan. Nice!

Never sneak close to
a guy with a solder.

Sorry friend.
I'm looking for Buddy.

You found it. What I can
do for you, bonbon?

Well I'm a busybody out of
control. Can you fix me?

I can fix anything but
busybodies, my specialty.

I will probably
having to adjust your gyroscope.

keep your hands dirty
away from my gyroscope!

What is a gyroscope anyway?

It is what can end
your intrusive part.

Well I don't want nothing to do
therefore. Get rid of the whole thing!

why would you
want to do this?

because whenever I
involved in someone's life

I don't cause anything
beyond trouble!

Say no more!
I can fix this now!

Hey, how cool.

Yeah, I hear that a lot.

it's ok, it's all
ready sir Johnson.

Why was he here?

I can't tell you.
Mechanical/Patient Secrecy,

but i can tell you this.
He is now more elegant,

faster and it handles
things like a dream.

Is his favorite song Swiss jazz?
You are so cool!

Okay, call me later.
Bye, Ali Hondro.

So Ali Hondro, right?
When did you start seeing him?

I haven't seen him yet.
We only speak on the phone.

It's the craziest story. We we
we know in a wrong number.

I'll give you a crazy story.
I'm in Ireland chasing elves...

Tell me about Ali Hondro.

Well, he's confident and smart,
lives with two companions

room, so he understands
women like music

foreigner, he loves Indian food.

Who knows, maybe this
might become real.

Just make sure you don't
it's diet. Too much aspartame.

Sabrina thinks I should find him
to have a coffee. What do you think?

I think I have a piece of
cup of tea stuck in my bra.

Funny. You know I don't feel
nothing different without mine

nosy part...
Well, maybe a little dusty.

Well here's your part
old. Do you want?

I didn't get my tonsils
and I won't have it.

So can I go?

Not quite.
Let's test it out first.

Sabrina, the girl I come from
leaving for years come to me

pressing to marry.
Now...

Buddy, do you know that?
it's my business...

I never said this before!
You did an excellent job.

If you were here, my love,
to share my love garlic...

Where is Zelda? I fixed the
her stupid teapot.

Do you mind? I'm speaking
on the phone with my lady.

This can become something real.
This is my roommate.

she has problems with
her father and she needs to be loved

for all men,
big and small.

real thing?
Do you like Indian food?

you know my shame
female interior?

By chance, this song would come
to be... Swiss Jazz?

Yes, so what?
Your loser?

Never mind, Salem.
There will be no inter-dating
species

under my roof!

I'll call you later, Roxie.

You fool! What do you think
what will Roxie do when

find out that the
Mr. Right has a tail?

What any normal person would do.
Make a lifestyle adjustment.

We have a big problem!

Roxie is having an affair
by phone with Salem!

What is her cat
my best friend do

in your free time is not
absolutely my business.

Sabrina!

Harvey, I know it's not from
my account, but want another glass?

I need your help.
Look over there.

that guy with
Morgan is Johnny Austin.

He's number two in the rankings
of the Boston kick boxing league.

AND?

So his wife is Penelope
Austin, the number one boxer.

They say in the streets that
she is jealous.

I'm worried about Morgan,
although I hate her now.

well i was
about to go there.

Morgan, I think there's something that
you should know about this guy.

He is...
Coffee?

Thank you darling.

How it was?

Excellent! Right at the moment I thought
who was about to jump to

save the day,
I did nothing!

Escape while you can!
Mike is stressed.

- Josh!
- Too late.

For you.

everyone is calling about
the article from that cloud

weird last night.
Where are the photos you took?

- I gave it to Jerry.
- No, it didn't.

I did! Jerry, we were there.
Sabrina was with me.

You saw me handing it to Jerry.
Tell them.

This is absolutely not
it's my business.

What?

Josh, I give just one
warning, and this is yours.

Next time you screw up
things and lie about it,

you are fired.
Did you understand?

Yes sir.

- I told you he was an idiot.
- Shut up, Jerry.

Thank you very much, Sabrina.

No problem. I am not
here to help.

Sabrina, what's up?
wrong with you?

You know I gave those pictures
Jerry, why didn't you defend me?

it's not mine
nature envelop me.

It's totally your nature,
it is the very fiber of your being!

Well I'm cutting the fiber.
I turned into

a new sheet. I'm not
another intruder.

Sabrina, I needed your
help and you abandoned me.

Now I'm hanging by a thread.

Well I didn't mean to
harm your work!

So why did you do it?

I don't know. why did i leave
Morgan seduce the married boxer?

why am i leaving
Roxie dating a cat?

Roxie is dating a cat?
You've gone completely crazy!

Yes, and I think I better go
resolve this.

Well it's all set, Mr. McCoy.

I just had to
adjust your Meter.

I was afraid it was going to be
more serious... but I'm not anymore.

Thank you very much.

Hey Buddy, I hate to be one of those
customers, but you have to

put my nosy part
back, remove it completely

generated me a new one
set of problems.

Sorry Sabrina. Your part is
en route to the Japanese Other Kingdom.

- It's a delicacy over there.
- Well, what am I going to do now?

Well, you have two choices.
could you marry

the Planet Sushi chef or...
can you let me give you

- a new meddlesome party.
- I choose number two.

I think you will like it.
It's a generic part,

but at least it doesn't smell
like a California roll.

Sold...
and suddenly hungry.

ok i have one
new meddlesome party.

Time to do a little
repair work.

Mike, I need
tell you something.

Josh really gave the pictures
for Jerry today.

I saw but I just
I didn't want to get involved.

Remind me never to choke on a
pretzel when you're around.

Mike, I'm back, what
means I will speak for Josh,

and would do the same for you.

- I'll write it down.
- Excellent.

that's all that
I meant, except...

You pay all that mortgage!
It's outrageous!

It's none of your business either.

It's all my business.
In addition, rates are low,

you really should refinance
the payment of that mortgage.

Come on, you know, I saw your
home, don't even talk about urban plague.

By the way, you really should
stop wearing those ties

striped.
I notice flateringo!

Sabrina, I didn't ask you about
my mortgage or the tie.

You really
crossed the line here!

You're right, I crossed!
And someone will pay.

- Who?
- Buddy.

I just hope I have
receipt saved.

How did Hilda not happen?
that the cable goes from

outside the
pot of tea, I don't know.

She listens to music differently than we do.
Hey Zel, I'm going to ask you a favor.

Salem, you already did and the
answer is no.

I can't turn it into a
man to be able to date Roxie.

the wizards council
there are rules against it.
I curse the
witches council!

Unless they're listening,
there I bow to your wisdom.

Look, I don't have
been a perfect cat...

You've been a rotten cat.

Exactly, but I'm willing
changing for Roxie!

I'm in love with her.
Please, Zelda, make me a man.

If I had a dollar at a time
that some young heartthrob tells me that...

if you had a dime
we would all be rich!

But seriously, Zelda,
Roxie changed me.

she makes me want
be a better cat.

But she won't accept me,
unless I'm a man.

My God, are these tears?
This is real.

this is what i am
trying to say.

Everything is fine. I will order one
temporary transformation to

wizards council so you can
meet Roxie in human form.

But I'll warn you,
unless

she really is right
the spell won't last.

I will be a man!

My God, what am I going to wear?

first is better
you work on this

man thing,
so let's talk.

Here it is.
My work here is done.

Thanks.

I can imagine that
parts you replaced.

I had some research
to do.

Now I have two theories
fully developed

of the time/space continuum.

well i'm sure
It must be very good.

Thanks.

Buddy, this new part
nosy is no good.

I'm worse now than
the first time.

Sorry. Sometimes these pieces
generic can cause

a personality flaw,
if they are not properly calibrated.

this is more than
just a glitch!

I'm totally nasty!

despite not being
nasty half

like the tattoo on your arm,
really should have it removed.

It's a birthmark!

It saw?
I'm out of control!

Stop me before I insist that
do something with that hair!

I know what is
happening here.

your body is
rejecting the new part.

Excellent! maybe i should
simply exchange for

a new set
continuous time/space.

That's what I'm going to do.
I'll take the new part,

I will run a diagnostic
complete in you,

find out exactly
your tick,

work out your specifications,
and build a nosy part

original personalized, identical to
old one, install it and calibrate it.

- How long will all this take?
- Three minutes.

- Fascinating.
- Because? What it says?

Well, the original piece that
I took was quite unusual.

In fact, it was much more than
just a nosy part.

I swear, if you grow a beard
you're in trouble.

It's not that. your nosy part
came with a compassion upgrade.

When you were trying to
get involved in everyone's affairs,

It was because I was, honestly,
trying to help. Go figure?

So I really don't
was a busybody.

I was just worried
with my friends?

That. You had a rare piece
of equipment, Sabrina.

what does it mean
I gave the guy

Another Japanese Kingdom
a super deal.

Well, Buddy, I've seen your work and I know
that you are good so start

to make that other gyroscope
and what can i do to help?

Try to stay still.

I can't believe that
you have a date with

a mysterious stranger called
Ali Handro and I am

stuck here pretending
be excited for you.

What happened to
Johnny Karate, didn't he have everything?

He had, including a woman...
and a girlfriend.

I'm not the second option
for nobody!

Love, exciting and new.

Roxanne, dear.

There Hondro! I can not believe
that we really know each other.

you are exactly
as I imagined.

Said, my pet
pet.

No, who would have thought that
indian food would lead to a

inseparable love
between two people...

There Hondro?

- I'm listening, my nectar.
- No, you were talking.

Of course I was. Only one
momentary apprehension of euphoria

caused by your
sweeping beauty.

Hi how are you?

I knew it!
You're just another pig!

God!

There Hondro?
Where did he go?

Have you ever lost him?
It's a record even for you.

Hey Salem.
Nice suit.

Sabrina, it's a very sad day.

Zelda became the cat
in me in a man,

but the pig in me turned the
man back in a cat.

On the positive side,
you are your own zoo.

Thank you very much, Veronique.

The pleasure is mine, Sabrina.
He made it very easy.

Frame! I was tricked!
I was actually tricked

before I even had
a chande.

All good! Get together, I have one
very important announcement to make.

Come on!

Those who know me well and
those who don't know me,

have first-hand experience,
of the nosy that I can be
.

You are right, I deserve this.
But I want everyone to know

that there is a very good reason why
I get involved in their lives and...

...offer advice that you
probably don't want to hear.

That's because you are a
devil's tool?

No, it's because I
I worry about you.

It is true that from time to time,
my advice doesn't work so well.

right, many times
Do not work.

In fact, you
did you a big favor.

With Morgan out of my life,

I can focus on
more important things.

How to get out of debt.

That's nice. Even so,
I want to apologize...

...for any problem that
may have caused in the past.

On the other hand, if you need
my help, do not hesitate to ask.

I could never deny help
to a friend in need.

It's not how I am.

Yeah, they wouldn't understand this one.
Thanks for listening.

Listen Josh, Sabrina told me that
you delivered those pictures

to Jerry, so I made him the
search further and he found it.

- Sorry, kid.
- All right, Mike.

And I'm sorry for having
left you in hand.

I like you much more
when you get in.

Don't worry, I plan
keep messing around.

'Cause it's part of who I am
and I can't help it.

Of course you can't,
it's in your genes.

why else
I always snoop

Zelda's bag or
would you read her diary?

- Hilda!
- It's because I care!

And affection is everything. It is one of
qualities that make us unique.

I propose a toast. to affection,
nosy from the Spellmans.

- Thanks again, Sabrina.
- I'm here to help.

Hello? No, this is not the
Bombay Café, you dialed...

how did you know that
was my name Morgan?

It's actually Gaelic...

Hey! ok i know
who are you and...

And I know where you live!