06x20 - The Whole Ball of Wax

[bunniefuu]

...so my psychiatrist sent
let it go and just accept...

...that paradise has arrived
at my door.

If this is the delivery of
orders I made at

Victoria Secret, they have a
new way of delivery.

Ladies!

shoulders up,
chest out and

get ready for
be Morganised.

Why is our room
full of acrylic amazons?

It's for my class
fashion design.

The final exam will be a
spectacular fashion show with

student creations.

Designers from all over
world will be there.

Hey maybe if you do everything
right may know

Stella McCartney... and me
get Paul's autograph.

If everything goes according to
planned and none of mine

models stumble on
catwalk, great tip.

The McCartneys will
ask for my autograph.

Morgan, I know how much this
show means to you

and if it helps, I,
a former dancer,

I will be more than happy to give
some tips for these models.

Thank you very much!
Now I have to remake Helga.

Let's go upstairs
where I can work in peace.

Man, I bet any girl
I would k*ll to be like that.

Please! what they have
that I don't have?

Three meters of legs.

I wouldn't mind having
three meters of leg.

If I didn't have a roof
two and a half meters.

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
S E - The Whole Ball Of Wax

Translation, Review and Sync:
Michael Lemos

my models
are getting tired of

black coffee and chicken broth,
so i told them that

you would do three of yours
coffees with fat-free milk.

Yeah, because this group really
need to count calories.

Trust me ladies,
will prove something for real.

Thanks!

Excellent, ladies. Now I
I would like a second take.

Yeah, I bet so.

Standing!

I want a copy of everything
you sh**t, including the errors.

Goodman, how did you get
this dream job?

I noticed that Morgan's show
would make a brilliant documentary.

And did she believe this one?

Aunt Hilda, can I make you
a strange question?

Clear.

Have you ever felt like someone
was following you?

Not.

I have this strange feeling
from wherever I go

-Someone is watching me.
-Trust me, Sabrina,

-Nobody is watching you.
-How do you know?

because everyone is
looking at them.

If I had legs like
those, I would be dangerous.

Say, if you want to try it,
try outside.

Here it is, three coffees with
fat-free milk.

- I'm feeling it again!
- What?

That feeling!
Someone is following me.

Yeah, about a thousand other people
late to class like me.

do yourself a favor
and stop this paranoia, okay?

OK, I don't think so.
paranoia when someone is

really following you.

That's right.
Welcome to my office.

Time to change the bag.

Right!
The party is over...

Mother!

Yes, honey, it's me.

I don't believe!
What are you doing here?

Well, I just came to see you, but I think
that I'll have to sweep the glass.

Forget the glass
I'm worried about you.

The Wizards Council said
that if we ever stayed

face to face would transform
in a ball of wax.

I know! But the truth is
I travel from Peru every year

just to secretly
check you.

usually i do this
from a certain distance,

but this year you changed
the game plan.

Wait a minute!
We are looking at each other and

you didn't transform
in a ball of wax!

My sweet girl!

It's so good to see you.

Perhaps the Council of Wizards
decided to annul the decree?

We talk too soon!

I hate decrees!

Right, as if they never had
hugging your mothers.

I'm not a psychic, but I predict
that until autumn

each individual on campus will have
your legs in my pants...

Let me rephrase this...

Next question.
How do you, the designer,

describes the aesthetic vision
behind Morganwear?

well i like
thinking of me...

Constantly!

This is Phoebe.
She takes care of my coils.

Anyway, back to the clothes.
I would describe my vision

as part Versace, part Dolce
and a little Gabbana.

What an ego. Here's the truth about
her clothes, and all her clothes.

only serve to cover
our bodies, period.

And the fashion industry should
be ashamed of doing the

women who are not
using the latest

styles feel bad
about themselves.

They must feel bad.

It is the responsibility of all
woman to be au carom.

I do not know what
this means...

but the public in
Sundance Festival goes.

Hey!

Don't say "Hi" to me.
You are five minutes late.

now all mine
accessories are late.

It's a stupid five minutes!

The designer's pre-show tension
is starting to emerge.

It's me
students donating
my free time.

I'm curious.
how do you feel about yourself

when parading in front of
people, knowing they are

looking at you like
a piece of meat?

I don't think people
look at me like that.

they respect me like
an intelligent individual,

that aspires to a
serious modeling career.

-Hey, fillet, come here a minute.
-Need to go.

Zelda, this cake is
amazing.

Thanks.

where do you find beetles
so succulent?

These are raisins.

I think the mother is living
in the mountains too long.

I must say, Diana,
you look great...

I mean, you know...
considering everything.

Thank you Hilda.

I can't believe the
Council of Wizards can do

something so horrible with you only
for having a witch daughter!

The most painful thing is not doing
part of my daughter's life.

You know, the Council of Wizards is just
a bunch of freaks,

controllers, evil and
aggressive.

Although I must say that
Bert Schlagel is a cat.

He could help us bring
Mom back to normal?

-I don't know.
-Which is!

this guy can do
anything!

He got us places to
the beheading of Anne Boleyn.

Well it doesn't hurt
to go there and ask.

I'll take the rest of the cake.
Bert loves it!

Hey! maybe while we're there
the Witches Council find

mercy in your hearts
and show me a little?

Desperate innocent mother
to see the daughter.

Fascist cat who tried
dominate the world?

Yes, you have a chance.

I'm so nervous!

Relax!
I know how to soften up old men.

I'm sure they will
show us some mercy.

No!
Please not this!

Until later!

Aunt Hilda, we didn't come
here just to be

chased away by some
blood-curdling screams.

The Council will see them now.

Well here we go.

How's my lipstick?

Perfect, matches
your forehead.

Excuse me, but I believe that
brought us to the wrong room.

Yup. We wanted to see the
Witches Council,

and not the class
of freshmen from

recent university
Out of Diapers.

This is the Wizards' Council.

What?

-Would you like a drink?
-No thank you.

Lemonade!
Blended, not stirred.

What happened with the
ancient Council of Wizards?

they were old
so we send them to graze.

Literally.

Can we go on business?
I have lunch at o'clock.

I would like to speak first.

As a former agent...

Shut up!

I'm here because I feel
that my mother,

that was transformed into
a ball of wax hair

ancient Council of Wizards,
was unfairly punished.

Although the former Council of
Witches think my mother

committed a crime,
I feel this is... unfair!

I therefore respectfully
I ask you to transform

my mother back in...
my mom.

Yes this is a concept
very interesting,

but I do not know,
I just don't take it well.

Maybe it's me, but it doesn't seem like
that there is a lot at stake here.

Is there not much at stake?

I'm here trying to bring
my mother back to life!

Excuse me, but we are
talking about a mother and her daughter!

Zelda and I made our
best for Sabrina,

but nothing can replace
mother's love!

That's why
I came back and took a chance.

because I really wanted to do
part of my daughter's life.

and this is really
hard when

she looks like
a Christmas ornament.

-I can speak now?
-No!

Sabrina, we can't
undo the old decree,

but there are some
other options.

Options is a good thing.

We can turn your mother
on a pillow, a scarf,

or a glass eye.

These options suck!

I don't believe in that
stupid Wizards Council!

I ask them to turn it
in human again

and the best they offer me
is it a glass eye?

You said no too quickly.

could at least have
heard about colors.

Sabrina, I'm not
accept it like this.

I will search every book
magic on this planet

until I find
a solution.

And I will roam around
all the pastures of the Other Kingdom

until I find
Bert Schlagel.

And what should mom do?

wax some
surfboards?

Sabrina, it's okay.

just because i'm a
wax ball does not mean

that we can't pass
some time together.

Introduce me to your life.

show me everything
happens in your world.

All good!
And then later you can

show me everything
what happens... in...

your...
It doesn't matter.

Well here we are,
home Sweet Home.

It's beautiful, honey, but I could
see much better if

turn me up.

Hey Harvey, I'd like to
introduce him to my mother.

Hi Harvey!
i really can
see the resemblance.

We are told this all the time.

Nice to meet you.

I left this family
on the right time!

Marissa, I don't care
what did the doctor say,

this sign will stay
exactly

where are you until later
of you to parade.

Sabrina, what is this ball
of horrible wax on the table?

This is not a ball of wax,
this is my... candle.

This is the newspaper where I work or
I just seem to be working.

dear, i'm very
proud of you.

Thanks. Your support
it means a lot to me.

-Hey, Sabrina!
-Josh! Hey!

What are you doing here?
With a ball of wax?

I took one stop
to wax this table.

Okay, but just out of curiosity,
they do it in spray.

I know. I just want
use that first.

Okay, see you later.

That's my boyfriend.

He is adorable!
He has my approval!

Mother!

Miles, I can't iron
with that lens in my face!

I'm sorry! I have the
cinematic duty

to capture every second
of your emotional breakdown.

That's nice.
More of that.

Less than that!

Morgan, can you come?
here a second?

I'm having problems
with my zipper.

-Just pull it up.
-But don't go up.

I think if you want something done right,
have to do it yourself.

-I hate that!
-I don't know what the problem is.

I'll tell you
what is the problem.

This zipper is trying to get through
per kg of pure fat!

Did you gain weight?

No! No! everything i ate
this week were

the lattes and the muffins
no fat from Hilda.

Eric! Straighten up.
You look like a goose.

We're back!
I mean, hey, guys.

I mean I can't wait
let this fashion show end.

We are seven!

And even? And a year from now
when you're posing for

magazine covers, will regret the
the day I made you a model?

I do not think that
you heard correctly,

are sorry now.

You don't stop abusing us
since we accepted the job.

Well, here's an idea.
Give up!

Nobody is stopping you.

-It's all right?
- It's all right!

-Let's get out of here.
-They go. Who needs you?

My God!
I need!

Morgan, the show is tomorrow!

What did I do?

Sabrina, this show
means everything to me.

designing clothes is
my only talent!

Except curl my eyelashes
in a moving car,

but i can't win
life doing it.

Not wanting to press,
but it would really help the scene

dramatically if
you cry now. Go!

Morgan, if you intend to have
success in any profession,

you will have to learn to
treat people with respect!

All good! But first,
I need people!

come on maybe
we can get them back.

It's hot here,
or is it just me?

My God!
This is horrible!

I know!
Why did I have to tell

Marissa that
was she too fat?

where will i find new ones
models until tomorrow?

Mom, are you here?

It's Sabrina, you idiot daughter
who put her aside

of an iron!

Damn, what did I do?

We were starting to
To know better.

now i lost you
forever!

Mom, I'm sorry.

-Mother? As...
-I have no idea!

Honey!

Sabrina, great news!

I just found out that if
melt the wax

and mix it with
her tears...

I Think
already figured it out.

great, but there is
one more thing...

-Don't look at each other!
-Turn around, quickly!

Sabrina, listen.
If your mother turns

in a ball of wax again,

nothing will bring her
back never.

-But what if I...
-No.

- Not even if I...
-No.

-How about if I...
-No.

Sabrina, I'm sorry.

Baby, if I could,
I would give all my magic

so that you and your mother
could be together.

Thank you, Aunt Zelda.

Don't cry, honey.

we will make
what we've always done.

Let's write,
to telephone.

And who knows, with the rate of
change of the Council of Wizards,

very soon we can resort
to a new group of idiots.

Sabrina, I promise you, we will be
always in each other's lives.

I love you mom.

I love you too sweetheart.

I need one
end to my movie!

Morgan is aware that,
by f*ring these models

she is breaking up with
her career and mine?

Are you listening?

Morgan failed to do
models come back?

No, and she even told Eric

that she would give to a bag
his name. It's nothing.

I know you don't agree with me,
but I feel bad for Morgan.

her clothes
they were really great.

All good! She had a beautiful sweater
on the couch and I tried it.

-Sue me!
-I tried it too.

usually not
I'm fine with

that kind of mango
but that sweater...

You know, Mo
rgan is enough
persuasive,

I'm sure she will find
other models to put in place.

I can almost
guarantee it.

Okay, so Sabrina never
she will be a supermodel.

All those years of classes
of supermodel thrown away.

And she still has Miles.

He has talent.

This is a disaster!
I'm ruined!

No, I'm worse than ruined.

I will spend all my life
serving soy milk!

Calm.
You still have the gala suits...

and I have a feeling that
It will be much better this time.

You know, the neurotic is even
cute when it's produced.

You were great, honey,
but technically

shouldn't have used your finger
to make Morgan get along.

I know but Morgan is
really talented,

and I wanted the
people saw it.

Good!
A way to find a loophole.

What's the matter, honey?

I just wanted my mother
were here to see me.

Sabrina.

"The clothing line
St. Cavanaugh is pretty bold."

daring!

"There's a tendency
of modern textures,

which will surely put her
among young fashion stars".

You know, criticisms don't
could be better.

Not my friends.
Thanks for the help, guys.

Everything came out perfect.

By the way,
you will have to be a little

more tolerant with my
work schedule,

now that i am a
novice superstar designer.

I support you %,
and to show you my support,

I made two of my pies
chocolate with fat-free cream.

I do not know how
can do them.

When you try to get into that skirt
in two weeks you will know.