11x18 - Whale Watching/Krusty Kleaners

[bunniefuu]

all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

- * Ohh... *

* Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he *

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * If nautical nonsense
be something you wish *

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

* *

* *

- Ah, I don't know
what I love more, Squidward,

feeding people Krabby Patties
during the day,

or cleaning up
their mess at night.

Are you kidding me?

Look at all this garbage

those animals left behind.

Hm.
- One man's garbage...

So much gum!

Ooh, this is gonna be fun.

Ooh-wah!
- Ow!

Hey, watch it...

* *

Ah! Urchin!

- That's no urchin,
it's a Krabby Patty.

- Yuck. A rotten Krabby Patty.

- Wait, Squidward!

You can't throw out
a Krabby Patty.

That is just wrong.
- But this one is rotten.

- Oh, simple Squidward...

- No Krabby Patty
can ever truly be rotten.

Here, look...

- Ah!

- Mmm...

- Oh, that looks delicious.

Why don't you take
another bite?

- No thanks.

Uh, it's so delicious, I think
I'll save the rest for later.

No, Patty,
you stay where you are.

- Are you doing all right
there, friend?

- Oh, I... I'm all right.

Yoo

- Why, I'm your
new best friend.

You can call me Cuddle E. Hugs.

* *

I like the sound of that.

- Then bring it in
for the real deal!

Whee!

- That's what I call a hug.

- Of course it is!

Hugs is my last name,
after all.

- So tender.
- I try.

But enough of this.
How about you show

your new best friend
around town?

- You got it, Cuddle E. Hugs.

Wow!

Wow!

* *

all:

What a great night!

- Oh, hey, Gary.

Say hello to my new best
friend, Cuddle E. Hugs.

- A pleasure.

- Come on, Gary. Bed time.
- Meow!

- Mm! Ooh!
- Here's my room!

You can take the bed,
if you want.

- Nonsense. We can share it!

- Ow.

Looks like your friend
Cuddle E. Hugs

needs to lay off the snacks.

But no need to worry,
SpongeBob,

I got your new bed right here.
- Ha! Ha!

Whoo-hoo! Hooray!

You are the absolute best
at snuggles.

- I didn't get the first name
Cuddle for nothing.

How'd you sleep, Cuddle E.?

Oh, good morning, Gary.

Hey, have you seen
Cuddle E. Hugs anywhere?

Aw, what if I never
see him again

or feel his furry embrace?

Maybe a bite of Krabby Patty
will make me feel better.

- Meow...

I don't feel so good.

I must miss Cuddle
more than I thought.

- And I miss you.
You're still here.

- Of course I am.
- Yee-hee!

- Aw. Wow!

That kiss was even more tender
than the first one.

- I've been practicing.

It's our ability to give
tender head kisses

that separates us from the
lower life forms, SpongeBob.

Come here.

- So, best friend,
what should we do today?

- You should meet
my other friends.

They are gonna love you.

- I already love them!

- Meow...

- Oh... ooh, there's my buddy,
Squidward!

- You're gonna love him.

He's funny and nice
and very polite.

Hey, Squidward!

Hi!

I said hey, Squidward!

- Please get out of my way,
and stop talking to me.

- See, Cuddle E.,
he said please.

I told you he was polite.

- My new best friend.
Wanted you to meet him.

I don't have time
for your stupid games.

Now move it!
- Ah!

Sorry about that.

I... I don't know
what's gotten into him today.

- No need to be sorry,
SpongeBob.

I'm your best friend!

- Aw, your furry tummy
feels like home.

- Hey, SpongeBob,
why are you hugging the air?

- Hey, Patrick,
I'm not hugging the air.

I'm hugging Cuddle E. Hugs.

- Uh, mm...

Are you playing
some kind of trick on me?

There's no one there.

- Course there's someone here.
He's my new best friend.

But I'm your best friend.

- Oh, yes, you are,
but so is Cuddle E. Hugs,

and I have enough love
in my heart for both of you.

No!

I want all your love!

Give me it!

SpongeBob's my best friend!

Mine!

Give me his love!

No! No, no!

He looks madder
than a rattlesnake

in a room full of
rocking chairs.

- I just tried to introduce him
to my friend, Cuddle E. Hugs,

and he went crazy!

In fact,
everyone's acting weird.

They're all pretending
they can't see him.

- Well, where is
this new friend of yours?

- Oh, not you too, Sandy!

He's standing right there!

Well, I'm sorry, SpongeBob,
but I don't see anyone.

- He's the giant hamster,
right there!

- Oh, I get it.

He's your imaginary friend.

- But he's not imaginary.
He's real!

- Oh, no need to get
so fiery, SpongeBob.

It's okay to have
an imaginary friend.

Lots of people do.

You two have fun now, ya hear?

I was so excited
to introduce you to my friends,

but now they're all
acting strange.

- I hate to see ya
so upset, SpongeBob.

But take heart.

There's a reason
your friends can't see me.

- Of course!

Unlike you, they never ate
the magic sandwich.

What magic sandwich?

- Why, the one that's
as fuzzy as me, of course.

- You mean the moldy
Krabby Patty I found at work?

- You say moldy Krabby Patty,

I say magic sandwich.

- Hmm...

Maybe I should share my magic
sandwich with my friends.

That way, they can see you,
and see how awesome you are!

- Yes! Let them witness
my fuzzy tummy.

Tummy...

- Tummy, tummy,
tummy, tummy, tummy.

There! Enough for everyone.

- Excellent, SpongeBob.

Okay, let's go.

Aged Krabby Patties here!

Get your artisanal aged
Krabby Patties here!

Did I mention they were free?

Do you see Cuddle E. Hugs?

Yes!

Oh, he's glorious!

- Yeah, his fur looks silkier
than actual silk.

- Yes, make them
all see me, SpongeBob!

Make them all see,
Cuddle E. Hugs.

- SpongeBob, what are you doing
giving away free food?

Are you cra...

I can't resist the fuzzy.

Come, everyone,

and hug your new best friend!

- No, Cuddle E. Hugs, no!

- Yes, SpongeBob
SquarePants, yes!

- Sorry, I'm late, I...

Um... back to bed.

I thought we were friends!

What happened?

Oh...

Well, your friend ate me
is what happened.

Not cool!

Yeah, grumble!

- Sorry, everyone.

- You need to
imagine your friends

more carefully, SpongeBob.

- I just don't get it.

Why did he act like that
last night?

I thought we were BFFs.

I need to talk to him.

- Crazy time last night,
right, bro?

- Don't "bro" me,
Cuddle E. Hugs.

You embarrassed me last night,
and you ate all my friends!

Why would you do that?

- Didn't you ever wonder

what the E in my name
stands for?

It's Eat!

I'm always hungry, ya know?

- Oh!
Well, why didn't you say so?

Here, have the last
of my Patty.

Wait, no! No!

What?

Oh, pellets.