12x22 - Who R Zoo?/Kwarantined Krab

[bunniefuu]

[NAUTICAL MUSIC]

Oh, I love it when my
two best gals become...

...me two best paying customers.

Sit tight, lunch is
almost ready!

Order up!

Uh...

Let me get a southwestern
patty, heavy on the south.

[YELLING] No wait!
Uh...

Ooh, that feels like Mrs. Puff.
Hi, Mrs. Puff!

[LAUGHING]

Remember SpongeBob,
we agreed.

Outside of class,
we don't know each other.

Oh yeah!

Well, here's your Krabby Patty,
mysterious lady.

"Eye" hope you enjoy your meal!
[LAUGHS]

[MENACING MUSIC]

[GASPS] The health inspector?
But I already bribed him this year.

Just as I feared.

Someone in this restaurant is
infected with the highly contagious...

Clam flu!

You're all under
quarantine!

[SCREAMING]

Wait, what's a
"corner-bean?"

A quarantine is like a
mandatory sleepover.

And we're all invited!

BOTH: Sleepover! Sleepover!

A quarantine means you're
locked in here with a sick person.

Until we're all sick
and miserable.

[GRUNTING]

Well, I'm aborting
operation soda jerk.

Communicable diseases are
my cue to leave.

[CHUCKLING]

Quarantine, "shmorentine."
I'm the great--

[SCREAMING]

Breach contained.
Good work!

[GROANING]

Maybe we should stay inside.

But I have to cheer
at the big game tomorrow.

Everyone's gonna laugh at me
if I get sick and die first!

Oh, not to worry
me massive little angel.

We'll just do what we did
in me old navy days.

Ooh, old navy days.

You see, first.
We found the sicko...

...and then we just locked
him in the freezer hole.

With the infected sailor isolated,
the rest of us could enjoy ourselves...

...certain of our continued good health.

Ah, good times.

You... let them out of the freezer
once they were better, right?

Huh? I suppose someone
let them out, eventually.

Okay, who's feeling queasy?!

Alright, now.
Raise your hand!

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

So, that's how you want to
play it, eh?

Fine, I'll examine all of you
for signs of the pestillence me-self!

Oh no, I am not letting any of you
infected imbeciles near me!

[SNEEZES LOUDLY]

[EXCLAIMING]

He's the sick one! He belongs
in the freezer! Get him!

[YELLING]

Wait!
I'll go willingly.

I feel fine but, I don't wanna
risk infecting my friends.

Especially you, Squidward.

[SCREAMING]

All I ask is that you
remember me...

as I was, full of life--

Phew.
[SPONGEBOB SCREAMING]

Oh, it sounds like he's
really suffering in there.

Oh! I can't bear to look.

Can someone
describe it to me?

Alright, come on now, come on.
[CONTINUES SCREAMING]

Let the poor boy enjoy
his agony in peace.

SPONGEBOB: Wooo!

[LAUGHING]

[EXCLAIMING]

Yeah, whee!

Ooh, ice cream!

Well, problem solved!

Now we sit back and
wait for the all clear.

Hey...

Oh, ohh...
[HANDS SLIDING ON WALL]

[SIGHING]
[PATRICK CLEARS THROAT]

Boy I sure am feeling
under the leather.

It's "weather", you moron.

[EXCLAIMING]
Sweet Neptune!

[MOANING]

The clam flu!
It's spreading!

Into the freezer with him!

[PATRICK GRUNTING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Yeah, we'll just have to be
more vigilant now.

Anyone could be a carrier.

Itchy skin!
He's got clam flu!

What? No no,
I was just scratching--

To the freezer!

[MOANING]

[SIGHS, YAWNS]

[SHOUTING]
Freezer!

[SCREAMING, GRUNTING]

At least we know we're safe now,
me baby beluga.

Oh! I just remembered!

I didn't spend all your
money at the mall.

- Here's your change.
- Change?

Oh, the disease must've handled
your tiny teenage mind!

Wait, I take it back! There's
still some shoes i wanna buy!

["JINGLE BELLS" PLAYING]

SQUIDWARD: So, let me
get this straight.

Nobody in this freezer
is actually sick?

- Never felt better. - Healthy
- Not me.

Ice cream!

Well, if no one's sick in here,
then the sick person must be...

Daddy! Oh, no! [SOBBING]
MRS. PUFF: There, there.

I say we bust outta here,
grab Krabs...

and lock him away!

- Oh yeah! - Daddy?
- Who's this now?

Well I don't know. Mr. Krabs
didn't tell us to question his orders.

I'll just wait for him
to let me out.

You can't cook Krabby Patties
if you're locked in the freezer.

Alright, let's put this
crab on ice.

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

[GASPS] You sickos are
supposed to be in the freezer!

You're the sicko!
[YELLING]

Get away from me you sickos!
[GRUMBLING]

For the good of all of us,
you have to go into the freezer!

Keep your filthy hands
off me, you infected ingrate!

Freedom!
[LAUGHING]

[GRUNTING]

He's in the grease trap!

Well someone's gonna have to
fish him out before he...

gets to the sewer, and infects
the whole town!

Hey, I can help!

SPONGEBOB: Patrick, Patrick!

There's a full-size
hatch over here.

Well what do you know?!

[EXCLAIMING, CHOKING]

Eugene? Are you in here?

[SCREAMS]

[EXCLAIMING]
Sicko germs!

You can't catch me! I'm too
healthy for all you sickos! [LAUGHING]

Daddy, stop!

[SNORTING]

There's nowhere left to run!

- I'm not licked yet!
- Oh yeah?

Hey, hey!
SpongeBob!

You'll never get me!

[COUGHING]

[YELLING]

[GRUNTING]

[CLAMORING]

I got him! I got hi--

[MR. KRABS YELLING]

[LOUD CLAMORING & SMASHING]

[WHISTLING]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Hello? Anyone here?

[GROANING]
Ah, funny story, um...

I was holding my equipment
upside down yesterday. [CHUCKLES]

Nobody was actually sick!
Oh, what a goof.

Huh?
[GROANING CONTINUES]

Oh, my Neptune.
Grease Gout.

[WOMAN SCREAMING]
Mouldy Measles!

[GROANING]

Trash Trichinosis!

[COUGHING]

Dust Bunny Bronchitis?!

Polyester Plague?!

The Whole Shebang!

[SCREAMING]

They're all sick! Ultra-mega
quarantine!

[MEGAPHONE FEEDBACK]
You heard him!

Get this disease-ridden
cesspit outta here!

HAZMAT MAN: Drop it somewhere safe!

Somewhere no one ever goes.

[SHOUTING]
PLANKTON: What the?! No!

I don't wanna get sick too!
Stay away! No!

[SNEEZES]
Eh, barnacles.