01x02 - Bears and the Beanstalk

Episode transcripts for the TV show "We Baby Bears". Aired: January 2022 to present.*
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Spin-off prequel to We Bare Bears; Baby Bears end up in a local playground in the middle of the night and wish on a star that they'd at least have a chance at finding a new home.
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01x02 - Bears and the Beanstalk

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♪ Everybody sing ♪

♪ Hey, will you dance with me? ♪

♪ Or will you come and play with me? ♪

♪ And now it's time to stop ♪

Our bears themselves
straight out of a fairy tale

found in a forest.

maybe here
searching for a home

"forever
will reach happiness.

a house here
can we find

I can't walk any more!

Go without me.

The land is now my home.

Hmm, something of the box
Let me see if you know.

Hey box! Why?
did you bring us here?

Is there a house around here?

What did he say?

The box says, "Even though the environment looks gray
see above

and you will find your way.”

look up?
What is he talking about?

Maybe it's from my phone

looking after houses
It means you must!

polar bear it's true
not sure it is.

Is it a garter?

No.

- Wigs!
- Panda!

stop! It says "home"!

Download the Magic Bean app.

A beanstalk in the sky
It will be delivered to you immediately!

Damn it! live big
talk about it!

big polar bear
to match your personality

It needs a big environment.

Downloading now!

So what will happen now?

{\an }"BEARS AND BEAN POLE"

Really these things
they should wear seat belts.

My brain hurts.

polar bear brain
resistant to damage.

Generally.

Guys, look!

Guys, look!

What did you say?

Brothers, I think
We found our perfect home!

Why is the ground shaking?

Deeevvvvv!

Hey, hey, calm down, you little...

What are you? Insect?

We are bears!

And not the gummy kind!

You're too young to be a bear!

We are not small!
You are so big!

Hmm, I guess the size
It's very subjective after all.

egg-egg-egg-
egg-egg!

So, won't you eat us?

Eating you? egg-egg-
egg-egg-egg!

Disgusting! It's actually very disgusting.

No, I have my own food!

Did you do this yourself, Mr. Giant?

Eggs, yes!
This is my restaurant...

Craig's Eggs!

I'm Craig and yes I am
I'm cooking eggs.

what are your names?
Let me guess... Rhonda.

This is set.
All of you are named Rhonda.

You're close! My name is Boz!

I'm Panda!

Polar bear. But
Let's stick to Rhonda.

This beanstalk ushers in a new
We bought it to take home,

but somehow
crashed into your kitchen.

We are sad.

let us stay here
Any chance of giving?

to you in the kitchen
We can help you.

Come on brothers
Let's show him!

your juice,
my good sir!

Egg-egg-egg! Wow!

You little ones are really in the kitchen
you know what to do.

What was that!

Y'all stay new
You can be my chefs.

Wow! For the facts?

Very for the truth!

You can stay as long as you want!

As long as it's forever.

Make yourself a deal
you did it big man!

Can we show you our new house?

Of course!

Okay, here's a rundown of the kitchen.

He has everything.

Food...the lifeblood of the kitchen.

Blood.

This is supposed to be cold
cold box for food.

Echo!

I thought it would be an echo.

Here are the hungry customers.

Hi Craig!

My new friends!

And that, my friends, is all
where the magic happens.

Egg-egg-egg!

Wait, was this a joke?

I do not know. I don't understand.

And here's your operation
the most important part.

A pile of loose feathers?

No, you silly goose!

Goose!

Wow!

Imagine I have hair like this!

These eggs I made
It makes everything so delicious!

I owe a lot to this accident.

Fairly and honestly.

Beautiful! Fantastic!

Ok, my little friends.

I have several orders in the queue.

that you can handle this
are you sure?

just to get over it
we will do this...

in miniature style!

Okay Craig, two dozen golds
We're going to need eggs!

Little sister,
You manage the stove!

Panda, you're in the presentation!

And I'll take the spices!

Come on come on come on!

♪ Cooking time
When it comes, I feel good ♪

♪ To start my day
there is no better way ♪

♪ Cooking time
it's a positive rhyme ♪

♪ My eggs and
my bacon is the pride of my plate ♪

♪ Everyday is my loneliness ♪

♪ Good nutrition
this is the game i play ♪

♪ Cooking time
great story ♪

♪ And nothing
can't get in my way ♪

♪ And nothing
can't get in my way ♪

♪ Yes ♪

Closing time, little fellas!

Wow!
It really flew away!

My stomach says, "Feed me!"

Yes, I'm starving.

The polar bear wants sustenance.

Egg-egg-egg!

kids love me
you're laughing.

Egg-egg-egg!

Seriously though.

Get whatever you want.

I'll go and close the shop.

What should we do?

such a big bowl
ramen

let's in
We can sit like a jacuzzi!

How about making a pizza bagel?

them as body pillows
we can use it and eat it while sleeping.

In the mind of the polar bear
there is only one thing.

Yeah!
Eggs!

Now this is our home
I am very happy that it is.

Craig has been
best man.

Um, actually Craig, it's been
not the best man.

He always treated us well,
So why should we believe you?

Yeah, what are you talking about
crazy goose?

Hellooo?

trapped in a cage
do i feel stuck?

I'm a prisoner of Craig
or whatever.

What?

Just listen to my story
little bears, okay?

Definitely mind you
I will take it from you.

I was hanging out in my studio apartment.

Look, isn't it cute?

Then all of a sudden...

It sounded like aaah!

He kidnapped me.

Whoa! you eggs
was he imprisoned for?

That's f*cked up.

I know, right?

Very typical.

All my life, a goose
complicit in the exploitation

I never thought I would be!

Man and home to this place
We thought we meant it.

I'll tell you what, Miss Kaz.
We'll get you out of here!

God, there's no way.

This is very nice.

Egg-egg-egg!

Craig is coming!

My brothers! We must act fast!

Little brother, open this cage.

Panda, that window
help me open it!

Let's go!

Fly away, you beautiful goose.

We love you.

Thanks a lot, baby.

♪ Nothing bad will happen to me♪

What's going on...

You you...

Kazim!

My eggs!

Goodbye!

to release him
We had to, Craig!

him in a cage
keeping it locked sucked!

you are oppressive
in the machine of patriarchy

you are another cog!

We will go now.

Our exit!

You...

you will pay!

Window!

What are we gonna do?!

This is auto-lock
Why did I buy the doors?

We got stuck in the bathroom and a giant
trying to tear us apart.

My horoscope for today
it turned out right!

The polar bear is in retro.

Guys, I think from here
There is a way out.

You must be kidding.

It's the only way out, brothers.

A stinking little boy
We're not going to the toilet like...

Just call me Little Stink.

Goodbye, Craig!

See you later, dummy!

What's so funny?

Do not you remember?

You are in the sky!

Where do you think the toilet flows?

Goose!

for saving our lives
Thanks, Miss Kaz.

Yeah! Our goose
We thought you were cooking.

It's like I never existed!

I already owe you
do you know?

I have one more thing for you!

Take it baby!
From the establishment.

Thank you.

See you or whatever.

Our bears are a home
although he did not find

to a new friend's house
They helped him return.

But for now
The search continues.
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