-Munchy, why are these so hard
to open?
-When a strange man sells you
a giant bag of fortune cookies
at a huge discount,
you don't ask questions.
-I feel like that's the
perfect time to ask questions.
-Hold up, I have an idea.
-Ooh, thank you.
-Munchy, I think these cookies
are really old.
-Why do you say that?
-Mine says,
"You will soon receive
a DVD player."
-"Back up your computer.
Y K is coming."
-Well, you know what they say
about fortune cookies.
The older they are,
the better they taste.
-Who told you that?
-The guy who sold me
the cookies.
[gags]
These taste like
my brother's socks.
-Are you okay?
-I'm good.
I just gotta find my glass
of water.
[notification chimes]
-Hey, we got a KidDING.
Vitamin tester.
-[gagging]
-All we would have to do
is take a vitamin.
-Sounds like a good gig.
[notification chimes]
-Whoa,
we got another KidDING.
Someone wants to hire us
for princesses
at a kid's birthday party.
-We've been practicing
our princess waves
since we were, like, four.
together:
[high-pitched] Hello.
-You're naturals.
-No way.
The person hiring us
is Ms. Castillo.
-As in our first grade
teacher Ms. Castillo?
Isn't she a little old
for a princess party?
-No, it's for her daughter.
Ms. Castillo was the best.
She's the one who started
my love affair with homework.
-[scoffs]
Well, I still remember our
arguments over silent letters.
She tried to tell me the word
"knuckle" starts with a K.
I don't think so, lady.
-I'm back.
-And I'm back too.
I see my little bro and his
friends are eating cookies
when they should be paying
my daddy back.
Or did you forget
that you set his boat on fire?
-Nope.
-Of course not.
-Well,
to make sure you never forget,
here's an unfriendly reminder.
-For your information, Jaget,
we've booked two jobs.
-Then I guess you don't have
time to eat these cookies.
Luckily,
I have no plans whatsoever.
-Wait, don't take those.
-Because they're so good.
-Yes, so very good.
-Yum, yum.
-Too bad, so sad,
but me glad.
[gags]
These taste like my socks!
[upbeat music]
-Excuse me.
Hello, science people?
Munchy,
can you get their attention?
-On it.
Butts! Butts! Butts! Butts!
Butts! Butts! Butt--
-Could you please stop
shouting "butts"?
-One more.
Butts!
The floor is yours.
-You must be the KidDING kids.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Everyone has been working
around the clock
to get this new vitamin test
ready.
-What kind are we taking?
Vitamin A? C? K?
K is my favorite.
-It's a new one we invented.
You see, I work for
the Radish Farmers of America.
-Lucky you!
-[snorting chuckle]
Our new vitamin does
the impossible.
It makes kids want
to eat vegetables.
That way we can
sell more radishes.
-Oh, it's a profit deal.
You corporate fat cats
are all the same.
-So you don't want
to get paid today?
-We do.
-Yes.
-I love fat cats.
-Great.
Let me introduce you
to the scientist
that's been working on this
project for the last two years,
Dr. Proctor.
-I'm very excited
you test subjects are here.
Please have a seat.
Please take the vitamin.
-The vitamin should
take effect immediately
and so could the side effects.
-Wait, what side effects?
-Side effects could include
extreme dizziness, nausea,
swollen ear lobes, et cetera.
-I do not want
to get et cetera.
-You have two plates
in front of you.
In a moment, we're going to ask
you which one you prefer.
Plate number one
is full of fresh vegetables.
-Including radishes,
the raddest of all vegetables.
-Plate number two has--
[together]
Nachos!
-Before you make
your decision,
consider
that delicious plate of--
-Give us the nachos, lady!
-I paid millions of dollars
for a vitamin that makes kids
want to eat nachos?
-Speaking of dollars,
where's ours?
-Would you consider being
paid in radishes?
-Great question.
No.
-We're taking these nachos.
♪ ♪
[vegetable thumps]
-Hey, remember those veggie
vitamins we took yesterday
that didn't work?
-Yeah.
-They might've worked.
[screaming]
[screaming]
-♪ I got,
you got me ♪
♪ We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds
when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off,
gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go up
and friends are on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you,
got me, we got this ♪
-I can't stop
eating vegetables!
-Me neither!
-It's that vitamin we took!
It must've taken a while
to kick in!
-Hi, girls.
Heard you screaming.
What in the summer squash
is going on?
-Dad, I think we took
a vitamin yesterday
that's making us eat a ton
of vegetables.
-Girls,
this is really serious.
You ate all the ingredients
to my Alan salad.
-What's an Alan salad?
-No, no, no, no, don't ask.
-Glad you asked.
The Alan salad was named
after me, Alan.
You got your Caesar salad,
you got your Cobb salad,
and I want to give the world
the Alan salad.
But you ate my one sh*t
at fame!
-Do you guys notice
anything different today?
-We can't stop
eating vegetables.
-Yeah, me too.
But I'm also falling down
a lot.
-Are you okay?
-I'm good.
-Whoa.
Oh, super dizzy.
-Yeah, me too.
Didn't that lady say
a side effect of the vitamin
could be extreme dizziness?
-This dizziness
definitely feels extreme.
[upbeat music]
-The lab that gave us those
vitamins is closed all weekend.
-Typical fat cat move.
-We need those scientists
to make us better.
[footsteps on stairs]
-A package came for you
and I couldn't help overhearing
that you need a scientist.
Luckily,
I happen to know a great one.
Talkin' about me.
-Yes, Fisher.
We--
-When you say my name,
a rainbow erupts in my heart.
-We took a vitamin
that makes us crave vegetables.
-It also makes us
extremely dizzy.
-It's weird.
The dizziness comes and goes,
but the urge to eat vegetables
is always there.
-Hmm,
let me do an experiment.
Stand, please.
-Uh-oh.
Feeling dizzy again.
-I can fix this.
But I'll need to run tests on
someone who took the vitamin--
someone with the face
of an angel,
a soul that inspires poetry,
grace of a--
-I'll do it.
-What?
No, I was talking about--
-Test away, my young friend.
I always wanted
to donate my body to science.
Hey, buddy, thanks for saying
I have the face of an angel.
-What's in this package?
It's addressed to both of us.
"Enclosed are your dresses
for the birthday party
this afternoon."
Signed Ms. Castillo.
[gasps]
The princess job.
-Right.
That's today.
-I don't want her to see me
stuffing my face with veggies.
-I don't want to see her
at all.
-She was my favorite teacher.
I was the best line leader
in her class.
She still talks about
how straight my line was.
-There is no way she still
talks about your lines.
-Agree to disagree.
-[scoffs]
♪ ♪
-Right this way, princesses.
Lex, it is so great
to see my star student.
-You're my star teacher.
-Oh!
I still talk about
how straight your lines were.
-Oh, really?
Still talking about that, huh?
-And there you are, Presley.
-Hello, Ms. Castillo.
-You still having trouble
with those silent letters?
-No, because in the real
world, they don't exist.
-Well, I am so happy
you girls are here.
When I found out
about your KidDING business,
I--oh, are you okay?
Why--why are you holding on
to each other?
-Because we support
each other.
-Uh-huh.
And we show our support
by supporting.
-[chuckles]
That's sweet.
And strange.
Well, Carina is gonna lose
her mind when she sees you.
This is my husband, Felipe.
-Oh, hello, girls.
Now, which one of you
is the star student?
-Right here.
-Oh, I've heard
about your lines.
And you must be her friend.
I've heard about you too.
-Heard what?
-Let me introduce you
to Carina and her friends.
-Heard what?
♪ ♪
-This is nice.
Couple of guys, you know,
spending some guy time
together.
-Yes, much better than being
with the love of my life.
-Hey, what does
this button do?
-No, no, no, no, no!
[glass shatters]
Apparently, that's the button
that destroys several weeks
of my research.
-Sorry, dude.
But cool bed!
You like spaceships too?
-Let's see
if this antidote works.
How do you feel?
-Great.
But I do seem to have lost
my power of sight.
-What?
-It's cool, I just can't see
out of my eyes.
♪ ♪
-Okay, presents are over here.
The cake will go over there.
That's the vegetable garden.
-The what now?
-Vegetable garden.
I have carrots,
turnips, rutabagas,
and the raddest of them all,
radishes.
-They're still growing, right?
They're not ready to eat.
-Oh, they're ready.
Nice and ripe.
All you gotta do is
pick 'em and eat 'em.
[smacks lips
and squeals softly]
But don't do it!
That garden means
the world to me,
so keep the kids out of there.
Okay, I'll go bring Carina
and her friends over.
Ooh, it's princess time!
[giggles]
-All I can think about
is eating those vegetables.
-So they just
grow underground.
No wonder why kids
don't like them.
They're dirt plants.
And I want 'em!
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
-They're beautiful
and juicy and ripe.
-They call to me.
"Presley, dig us up!
Presley, chew us!
Presley, come live with us
in the dirt and be our friend."
-No, we can't.
Ms. Castillo is counting on me.
She's the reason I want
to be a teacher
if professional dog hugger
doesn't work out.
-Princess Lex
and Princess Presley,
this is Carina.
-Are you real princesses?
-Of course.
If we weren't,
could we do this?
Oh, no.
-Honey, there's a situation
with the cake.
-What's the problem?
-Well, you know
how I hid the cake
so Carina wouldn't find it?
-No.
-Well, I did.
Now I can't find it.
-Be right back, girls.
[chuckles falsely]
Unbelievable.
-I need those vegetables.
Ooh, I got a plan.
-Does it involve me
eating vegetables?
-Yes.
-Then I like your plan.
-Gather 'round, children.
My fellow princess and I
would love to wish Carina
the happiest of birthdays.
[together]
Huzzah!
-How would you kids like
to play a game?
[cheers and applause]
Great.
Who has heard of the game
Garden, Garden, Dig, Dig?
-Never heard of it.
-If you dig up the vegetables
fast enough,
we win--you win.
-Sounds like a weird game.
-Carina, you can't talk back
to a princess.
-You should listen
to your friend, Carina.
-Ready, set, go!
[squealing and giggling]
[indistinct chatter]
They are really getting
in there.
Maybe this was a bad idea.
-Don't go soft on me now,
princess.
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!
both: Dig, dig, dig, dig,
dig, dig, dig, dig!
♪ ♪
-Has anyone seen
the new Alan salad I made?
-No, but I haven't seen
anything for a couple hours
since your son blinded me.
-Ah, to be young again.
Well, carry on.
-[chuckles]
That tickles.
-Control yourself.
I'm trying to find a cure
for that vitamin you took.
And that blindness I caused.
Okay, how many fingers
am I holding up?
-All of them, but some of them
are folded over.
-All right.
Your sight is restored.
Do you crave vegetables?
-Not at all.
-Are you dizzy?
-Nope.
I could do a fun run right now.
-Yes, it worked!
I mean, I'm pleased
that science has persevered.
-Well, I gotta go.
Lex, Presley, and I have a job.
We're testing
a new vitamin today.
-Wait, that already happened.
What day do you think it is?
-Fajita Friday.
-Oh, no.
It's Saturday.
You lost an entire day
of memory.
Gotta keep working.
-Hey, what does
this button do?
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[glass shatters]
-Hey, you're into--
-Yes, I'm into spaceships!
♪ ♪
-Come on, kids.
-Not much time left
in the game.
-Great idea coming up
with this.
-We dug up all the veggies.
Did we do it fast enough
to win the game?
-Sure.
[cheers and applause]
-Carina, is it time for cake?
-Yeah, my mom and dad should
be bringing it out any second.
-Give us princesses a moment.
This is a big problem, Presley.
We can't let Ms. Castillo see
her garden like this.
She'll never talk
about my straight lines again.
-So there's a bright side.
-Who's ready for cake?
[cheers and applause]
-Come on.
Stop!
You can't go out there.
-What?
Why?
-Because we have
a splendid idea.
We bring out the cake
and you guys stay here.
-But it's
our daughter's birthday.
-Yeah, and I made
this carrot cake.
-Uh, carrot cake?
-Yes.
It's Carina's favorite.
-Is carrot cake just
a funny name you call a cake?
I mean, there aren't
real carrots in there, right?
-Of course there are,
lots of delicious carrots.
-Excuse us.
If I know Carina, she would
want us to have that cake.
-That does sound like her.
-What are you
whispering about?
-[posh British accent]
Princess secrets.
-[aggressively]
Give us the cake.
[singsongy]
I mean give us thy cake.
[normally]
We will take it over
and present it to Carina
princess-style
while you wait here.
-It is just part of
our princess birthday duties.
-But I don't understand--
-All will be explained later.
Princess Lex,
give me hand with this.
together:
Ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta.
♪ ♪
-I did it.
I created an antidote
with no side effects.
This will cure Lex's dizziness
and vegetable craving.
-Ooh, what does this one do?
-Don't touch that.
It erases hours of memory.
-Oh, wow.
Who lost their memory?
-Not important.
-Good news.
I found my Alan salad!
It was in the fridge.
-Cool.
What's an Alan salad--
-No, no, no, no, no.
Don't ask.
-Glad you asked, Munchy.
-[sighs]
An Alan salad is made up of--
-You guys have fun.
I have a princess to save.
♪ ♪
-Yay, my cake!
-She's coming for our cake!
-We need a new plan.
-Okay, we'll grab it,
run away,
and then eat it
behind the bush.
-That's the best plan
I ever heard.
-Can we have some cake?
-If you can catch us.
Go, go, go!
-They're stealing
my birthday cake!
-Go, go, go, go, go!
[screaming]
We just gotta get through
that gate.
Oh, no!
[screaming]
-Whoa.
-Oh.
-Dizzy again.
-What is going on?
-Carina's cake.
-Who--who--who dug up
my beautiful garden?
-They told us to, Mom.
-[gasps]
Presley, I expected this type
of behavior from you,
but not you, Lex.
-I'm so sorry, Ms. Castillo.
I never wanted
to disappoint you,
but look at me.
I broke bad.
-I am going to have
to flunk you
and by that, I mean fire you.
-What?
No!
-Hey, cheer up.
Teachers have been disappointed
in me my whole life.
You get used to it.
-Lex, Lex!
I'm here with the cure.
Get ready to be scienced.
-How about me?
-[sighs]
I guess.
-Hey, I'm not craving
vegetables anymore.
And I'm not dizzy.
-I'm cured too.
What's the red one?
Cherry?
-You don't want that.
It'll wipe a full day's worth
of memory.
-It will?
Give me that.
-No, no, no.
I know exactly what
you're thinking.
We are not wiping the memory
of my favorite teacher.
-If I do, you'll go back
to being her favorite student.
-Wipe away.
-Princess power!
-What did you just do
to my husband?
-There is a perfectly
reasonable--princess power!
-If anyone asks,
I was never here.
-What happened here?
-Who--who--who dug up
my beautiful garden?
-Raccoons.
-Yep, raccoons.
I mean, how else
would you explain what you see?
-That is
the only logical explanation.
-Now, I believe you're
about to pay us.
-Was I?
both:
Yes.
♪ ♪
-Hey, what's wrong?
-I feel awful.
-Do you have cake
in your shoes too?
-No, for Carina.
-Oh, right.
-Hey, birthday girl.
We're really sorry
for ruining your party.
-We want to make things right.
-We know that
no amount of money
is going to make things
better, but--
-$ each, $ for me.
-That's all the money we made.
-Pay up.
-Are we even?
-We're getting there.
Hey, Mom.
-Yes, honey?
-Since the raccoons
ruined my birthday,
the princess agreed
to come back tomorrow.
Isn't that right?
-I guess it is, Carina.
-And they agreed
to do it for free.
-We did.
-Yes.
And you also agreed to bake me
a new cake with a castle on it.
-Don't push your luck, Carina.
-We'll be back tomorrow
and we'll make it
a special birthday.
[cheers and applause]
-Until then...
both:
Ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta.
-Ta-ta!
-Ta-ta!
-Ta-ta!
-Ta-ta!
-Ta-ta!
-Ta-ta!
-Ta-ta! -Ta-ta!
01x02 - Vitamin D-isaster
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After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.
After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.