01x13 - Uncle Nedward

[bunniefuu]

♪ ♪

-What do you think?

-I think making a poster for
a hawk's birthday

is a waste of time.

-The whole town comes
together every year

to celebrate Hudson the hawk's
birthday on Hawk Day.

How could you not love that?

-The only birds I like
are the ones I can eat.

Chicken, turkey, pigeon.

What?
It was one time.

-You gotta make a poster.

Spender has hired us

to decorate the Mooery.

-Fine, but I'm just saying
this town

goes a little overboard
for a bird's birthday.

-Overboard? That's ridiculous.

-[squawking]

Happy Hawk Day.

-You were saying?

-That is not overboard.

If anything, that's underboard.

Happy Hawk Day, Munchy.

-Munchy, why do you
like this bird so much

if you're terrified of heights?

-Because she'll go places
I never will,

like more than six feet
off the ground.

Okay, you guys gotta come over
to my house,

'cause my Uncle Nedward
is coming soon.

-Yay. I can't believe
we've never met

your favorite uncle before.

-He's usually busy coaching
trampoline volleyball.

-I thought he coached
crab soccer?

-He does both, but they're
both in their off season.

-Well, if meeting your uncle
gets me out of

making this poster, I'm in.

Let's meet Uncle Nedwad.
-Nedward.

-Whatever. I said I'm in.

♪ ♪

-Munchy, while
your Uncle Nedward

is watching you this weekend,

I want you and your friends
to be responsible.

-When have we never
not been responsible?

-I'm going to a boat show
to replace a boat,

that you kids blew up
with fireworks.

-Yeah, but other than that?

-Look, I love my brother,
but he can get carried away.

I was going to have Jaget
watch you,

but he insisted I call him
Lord of the Manor,

and I'm just not doing that.

-I love when Uncle Nedward
is in charge.

He's always so encouraging.

-The last time he came,

he encouraged you to turn
my house into a wave pool.

-I learned
how to boogie board.

-This guy sounds fun.

-I wanna learn
how to boogie board.

-I get it, Dad.
I won't let you down.

-Munchy!
-[gasps] He's here!

-Comin' in hot
for an uncle bump!

Sorry I'm late, Tedward.

-It's good to see you,
Nedward.

-Brothers don't shake,

brothers noogie!

Come on, noogie me big bro!
Let's go!

-You asked for it.

-That's what
I'm talking about.

-Cars are stupid.

-Hey, Jaget!

-Hi, Uncle Nedward.

-Oh, what's wrong?

-Well, every day at work,

the same lady
rolls past my stop sign.

I've tried to stop her,
but I can't.

-Oh, Jaget,
look me in the eyes.

[dramatic sting]

-Okay.
-Watch this.

When my uncle starts
motivating, it's like magic.

-Who's the best crossing guard
in the world?

-There's that guy
in the area

who dances in the intersection.

-No, you are!

And you can't let anyone push
you around,

even if that anyone is a car.

If you can believe it,

you can achieve it.

You got this Jaget!

-You know what, I do got this!

I got this right now!
Check it out!

-Yeah!

-That was amazing.

He fired up Jaget
in, like, two seconds.

-That's what my uncle does.

[horn honks]

-Well, that's my ride.

It's good to see you, Nedward.
-Good to see you, Tedward.

-Keep an eye on my kids.

Keep an eye on Nedward.

-Uncle Nedward,
meet Lex and Presley.

-Oh, I've heard
a lot about you two.

Presley, I hear you wouldn't

share a doughnut
with Munchy once.

-That was four years ago.

-It still hurts.

-We should leave for our
kitting job.

-We're decorating
the Mooery for Hudson

the hawk's birthday.
-We made a poster.

-Kids!

Look me in the eyes.

[dramatic sting]

-Here comes the motivation.

-Now, this poster is good,

but is it great?

Look, you gotta go bigger.

You gotta go better.

You need to always give
%

just like my jacket says.

Now, start over and make it
sound like you mean it.

Go big or go home.

-Yeah, yeah!
Let's go to the Mooery

and make something incredible.

I'm gonna b*at you there, Lex.
-Wow. You are so motivated.

-I know. I don't like it,
but I can't stop.

♪ ♪

-I'm assembling a team.

-I'm assembling a sandwich.

-Hey, I had a whole thing
planned, don't interrupt.

I'm assembling a team,

an elite partnership,

an uneasy alliance.

-Can I go back
to my sandwich now?

-No!

This might come
as a surprise to you,

but cars are more powerful
than me.

I need to change that.

-So you need my help?

-I don't need anyone's help.

I'm offering you
the opportunity to assist me

to stand up to cars.

-Hmm. I have been developing
a new protective material.

I might be able to make you
a car-resistant suit.

-Deal.

Okay, you work for me now.

Do jumping jacks.

-No, if you want me to help,
you do jumping jacks.

-I'm doing these
'cause I want to.

♪ ♪

all: Spenders!

-Happy Hawk Day.

-Where have you guys been?
I thought you were gonna

put up some Hawk Day posters.

-Oh, we made something
way better.

Follow us.

-What could possibly be better
than a poster?

I gotta see this.

Whoa!

-Thanks to my uncle's
pep talk,

we had to go big or go home.

We went big.

-We painted this whole thing
ourselves.

-Wow, it looks just like
Hudson the Hawk's nest.

-Yep. Right on top
of Old Cliffy,

the tallest peak
in Altoonisburg.

[bird screeching]

-Munchy, did you
make that noise?

-No.
-It's a bird, it's a plane,

no, no, it's a bird.

Hey, it's Hudson the hawk.

-She's coming this way.

-She's coming really fast.

-She's headed right for us.

-Hudson, no!
[screeching]

[gasping]

♪ ♪

-Hudson the hawk
crashed into a wall.

In a case of
attempted birder,

the town's beloved bird
flew directly into

an overly realistic mural
painted by three local kids.

Thankfully, Hudson
will recover in a week,

but I don't know that this town
ever will.

This is Ima Williams,
and I'ma out.

-I told you Hawk Day
was stupid.

-♪ I got, you got me ♪

♪ We got this ♪

♪ I like the odds
when we're side-by-side ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ Oh, we're taking off,
gonna do this right ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ And when things go off
and friends are on it ♪

♪ 'Cause I got you, got me,
we got this ♪

♪ ♪

-Hey, Dad. Guess what?

We were on the news!

No, it's probably
better if I don't tell you why.

Okay, enjoy the boat show.

-Oh, no.
Hurting Hudson the hawk

was worse than we thought.

Look what's on the Hawk Cam.

-What am I looking at?

-It's a live stream of
Hudson the Hawk's nest

on top of Old Cliffy.

The nest is full of eggs.

With Hudson in the hospital,
the eggs won't hatch,

and now it's our fault.

-Somebody's gotta
save those baby hawks.

Dang it. You made me
care about Hawk Day.

-Looking at that cliff
freaks me out.

-Oh, is it
your fear of heights?

-Yeah, and my fear of falling
from heights.

-Hey, Munchy. Hey, girls,

who wants to go on a K?

But remember, I do everything
at %,

so it's actually a K.

What's wrong with you kids?

-We made our hawk poster
bigger and better

like you said, but we ended up
hurting a bird.

-Well, sometimes
these things just happen.

-Injuring beloved birds

with giant paintings
does not just happen.

-Maybe my dad was right.

We got carried away, and
now a bird's in the hospital,

and her eggs are abandoned
on top of a cliff,

and I'm afraid something's
gonna happen to them.

-Kids look me in the eyes.

[dramatic sting]

Being afraid is a lot like
putting relish on a hot dog.

You could do it,
but why would you

when there's
so many better options?

-What do you want
us to do?

-I want you to put some
mustard on that dog!

You gotta face your fears,

because fears are meant to be
faced and punched.

Now come on kids,
punch your fears with me,

what are you afraid of?

-I'm afraid
the eggs won't hatch.

-Punch that fear!

-Oh, oh, I'm also afraid
of clouds that look like faces.

-Punch that fear, too!

And what are you afraid of?

-Being locked in a bank vault.

No one would hear my screams.

-Punch that fear!

Oh, come on, Munchy, you can
punch better than that.

You gotta fix the problem
I inspired you to cause.

-I don't know how to fix it.

-Whenever I don't know
what to do,

I just look at the back
of my jacket,

that inspires me to keep going
at %.

-Whoa! I've never seen you
without your jacket before.

I didn't know you were
so ripped.

-It's from lifting
so many spirits.

-Here, take this for the day,

and absorb the inspiration.

Now get those feet moving.

All right.
Doesn't that feel good?

-Yeah.
-Are you gonna

go fix the problem?
-Yeah.

-Quick, what's the first thing
that popped into your head?

-I'm gonna--
-Don't waste time telling me,

just do it!
-[screams]

You got this, Munchy!

-Where's he going?

-No idea,
but I like his energy.

-It's the punches.
-Yeah, it's--

♪ ♪

-What is this?
I already have a vest.

It's shiny
and partially visible at night.

-This isn't a normal vest.

This can help you stand up
to a car by forming a bubble

that is indestructible.

-[scoffs] I'm fairly sure
I can destruct this.

-How about now?

Prepare to be impressed.

[inflating]

-Why--why'd you bubble me?

-Observe.

-I didn't feel a thing.
-Exactly.

-What else can you
hit me with?

-I've got a cannon that sh**t
bowling balls.

-Get it.

♪ ♪

-Come on, pick up,
pick up, pick up.

-Presley, there's something
I need to show you.

-Hold on.
I haven't seen Munchy

since he ran out of my basement
screaming,

and he's not picking up his
phone.

I'm worried.
-That's what I need

to show you.
Look, it's Munchy.

He's on the Hawk Cam.

-[whimpering]

-Oh my God,
he must have climbed

Old Cliffy to rescue
the hawk eggs.

-Nedward fired him up
too much.

-Man, that % thing
is really

a double edged sword.

-Looks like he b*at his fear
to go up,

and now he's too scared
to come down.

Oh, that's why he isn't
answering his phone.

-We gotta save him.

-You're right.
Let's get pumped up.

Let's get our feet moving.

-Or we could just go.
-That works too.

♪ ♪

-Fire in the hole!

-I am invincible!

-The Lord of the Manor
needs a new challenge.

Set some of those bowling balls
on fire.

-Great idea.

-Okay, where is Uncle Nedward?

-More Importantly,
what is happening?

-I'll tell you
what's happening.

The science kid
who lives next door

made me an indestructible suit.

-Fisher?
-I don't know

what he calls the suit.

All I know is I'm evolving into
a higher life form--

Mega Jaget.

-So this suit can withstand
anything?

-That's right.
You can drop this thing

off the Empire State Building,

and you wouldn't
have a scratch.

-I'm ready when you are.
Mega Jaget.

-Do you have any more
of those suits?

-You don't need them. You have
my love to protect you.

-Do you have any more
of those suits?

-Yes, I have a bunch.

-Okay, Fisher,
get us those suits,

and we'll find Uncle Nedward.

-Let's go, but first,

we're not leaving
without sh**ting Jaget

with a bowling ball.
-Oh, yeah.

-Mega Jaget wasn't ready,

and now Mega Jaget is stuck.

♪ ♪

-Is this the mountain
that Munchy climbed?

-Yes. Old Cliffy.

-Good for him.

-Uh, no bad for him.

He got up there, but he's
too scared to get down.

-So climb up there
and rescue him.

-Yeah, you should do that.

-I was talking to you,
Muscles.

-Oh, yeah, yeah,

um, about that--I'm good.

-What do you mean you're good?
Your nephew is up there.

-You know how much
he's scared of heights?

He got that from me.

He's also probably
gonna be bald.

[cell phone ringing]

-It's Munchy.

-Hey, guys.

-Munchy,
we've been calling you.

-I know.
I finally worked up the courage

to reach into my
pocket and answer.

So I got that going for me.

-Are you okay Munchy?
-Yeah,

and it turns out the cell phone
reception up here is great.

-How are you going
to get down?

-Well, I--

Whoa, my gosh.

I--I brought a rope.

-Oh, okay, that's great.
Take the rope,

tie it to the cliff and use
that to lower yourself down.

-Great idea.

There's a problem.

-What is it?

-I might have
dropped the rope,

But I have another idea,
I'm gonna--

-Munchy? Munchy?

-What happened?

-He might have
dropped his phone.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

-Okay, Nedward, you got this.

Now climb the mountain
and rescue Munchy.

-You motivated him to go up
and get those eggs,

so you should get him down.

-I love Munchy
more than anything.

But I can't do it.
I'm too scared.

-You can do it, Nedward,

you just need someone
to motivate you

the way you motivate
everyone else.

-And we know
how to do that because

we learned from the best.

-That crossing guard
who dances?

-No, you!
Now look me in the eyes.

-I don't wanna!

-Nedward.

You're the one that said,

"If you can believe it,
you can achieve it.".

-Now, punch those fears.

-[grunting]
-Punch, punch, punch!

Yeah, that's it, Nedward.
Get those feet moving.

-Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about!

-You got it, Nedward!
-Yeah!

-I'm just gonna close my eyes
and climb!

-Uh, that seems
more dangerous.

Oh, he's doing it anyway.
-Okay.

♪ ♪

-I know you're scared, eggs.
I am, too.

But I'm gonna help you hatch,

and then when you're
big enough, you can

fly me down to safety.

-Whoo-hoo!

-Ah, Uncle Nedward?

-Munchy, is that you?

My eyes are still closed.

-You climbed up this cliff?

But you're terrified
of heights.

-I am, but I have
an even greater fear

of not being there for you.

-Well, thanks for
coming up after me,

but how are we gonna get down?

-I've brought a rope.

-How do you think it's going?

-Not great.

-You dropped the rope!

-I know that, Munchy.
You're not helping.

[cell phone ringing]

-Hello, Nedward speaking.

-Oh, hey, it's Presley,

couldn't help but notice
the rope fell.

-Yeah, mistakes were made.

-We gotta do something.

I'm gonna throw the rope
back up there.

It didn't work.

-Don't worry,
there's a plan B.

Nedward, look in the backpack,

there should be two vests.

The vests turn into
indestructible bubble suits,

put them on,
inflate them and jump.

-I think it's safer to stay
up here the rest of my life.

-Okay, Munchy, sounds like
you need a little motivation.

Don't worry, we've got this.

Now look me in the eyes.

-We're on the phone.

-Then look at Nedward
in the eyes.

-His eyes are closed in fear.

-Nedward, I need you to open
your eyes.

Munchy, I get that you may not
believe in this bubble suit,

but this morning
you also didn't believe

you had the courage to climb
the tallest mountain

in Altoonisburg.
-She's right.

Look where you are now.

Stuck on the tallest mountain
in Altoonisburg.

-You know what, Uncle Nedward,
you're right,

if I can climb up a mountain,
I can jump off a mountain.

Pass me the vest.

-That's my Munchy!

-Are you sure these vests
are gonna work?

-Well, I was until you
asked me if they were going to.

-Okay, let's do this.

Hey, what about the eggs?
Hudson's still in the hospital.

They need someone
to take care of them.

-You know what? I'm the coach,

and those eggs are part
of my team now.

-What are you saying?
-Somebody needs to stay behind

to take care of those eggs,

and that someone is me.

-Okay, plan C,

we'll both throw the rope
back up together.

-It will totally work
this time.

-Ready?

both: One, two, three!

-Uncle Nedward,
you can't stay up here.

-I'm the reason we're up here
in the first place

and it's time I clean up
my own mess.

I hope you understand.

-I understand.

I understand
you're an incredible uncle.

I hope to grow up
to be just like you.

You know, someone
who gets carried away

over things that make the world
a little better.

-Thank you, Munchy.
You're an incredible nephew.

-I'm gonna miss you,
Uncle Nedward.

-All right.

Fly now, Munchy!
Fly like a hawk!

-I'm a bubble!

Whee!

-Ahh!
It's a cloud with a face!

-No, that's Bubble Munchy!
Move!

-Whee!

-Munchy, are you okay?

-[grunting]

That was amazing!

-Thank goodness
you're all right.

-Wow, it is hard
to hug a bubble.

-It's okay. I feel the love.

♪ ♪

I'm glad I got over
my fear of heights,

but I never want to be that far
away from you again, ground.

-Hey, your Uncle Nedward
seems like

he's doing okay up there.

-All right,
future baby hawks,

look me in the eye!

[dramatic sting]

Those egg shells seem hard
to you now,

but they are made to be broken.

Then one day, like my nephew
Munchy, you too shall fly!

-Oh, hey, Dad.
How was the boat show?

-It was great
until the yacht people

came with all their attitude.

Where's your brother?
-Oh, he's over there.

-I can stand up
whenever I want to.

I don't want to.

-And where's Uncle Nedward?

-He is at the top
of Old Cliffy,

sitting on some hawk eggs.

-Sounds like Nedward.

-Actually, dad, this time,
he's cleaning up his own mess.

-Good for him. And you didn't
destroy my house,

which is good for me.

-Hey, I have an idea.

Let's throw Jaget down a hill.

-I have been thinking
about that all day.

-I know the perfect hill.

-No! This is a bad idea.

Mega Jaget doesn't like this!