02x06 - The Black Hellebore

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02x06 - The Black Hellebore

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courageous

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fighting for justice in the name of the

king

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adventure today

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careful with those sacks my little

smurfs we've smurfed a long long way for

these herbs don't worry papa smurf i'll

make sure every smurf watches his step

because ah look at this papa smurf

oh papa smurf look what a strange

looking flower

stay back brady that is a black

hellebore

one of the most evil plants in the world

and you clumsy smear for one of the

clumsiest smurfs in the world

oh it's so pretty why is it so evil papa

smurf i'll explain later smurfette but

first i'll render it harmless

let's just hope there are no more of

these in bloom

johan johan listen to my beautiful new

song

there was a maiden a maiden so fair with

sun in her heart and gold in her hair

oh i just remembered peewee i have some

chores to do you always got chores when

i start singing but this time you've

gotta listen to this

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what

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excuse me for dropping in princess i see

your fencing has improved oh thanks to

you will you show me more well i

shouldn't but

here's another floor you might try

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excellent

chores huh well he missed a beautiful

song sapida you may be the king's niece

but you're not a proper princess yet

yes dame barbara and you never will be

unless you stutter your lessons ladies

do not fence with young squires

i was just leaving

a cook will listen to my new song

potions for headaches ointment for

jouster's elbow tonics for the plague

i hate this job but this potion this

potion will make me a rich rich man yeah

at the king's expense

the king's dinner is almost ready

you want to hear my new tune no no no

peewee i'm sure the king is impatient

for his meal oh come on here's the first

verse

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there was a maiden that made himself

fair with sign in her heart

ghastly

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bravo bravo well played pewdie bravo

clattering what brings the king's potion

maker to the kitchen why your music of

course oh

well in that case an encore

me

there was a fair maiden name

even a proper princess needs a snack now

and then

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what are you doing here young lady a

princess's place is surely not in the

kitchen yes dame barbara but i i just

know what come along back to your

astronomy lessons yes

would you like to hear another song

cluttering isn't the king waiting yes

and your spoon is getting cold oh right

i'll take it to him my pleasure

goodbye clauderick

goodbye pee wee

yeah it won't take long now

delicious a meal fit for a king if i do

say so myself now to the business of the

day uh first and yeah

your highness

oh dear

uncle maybe he's fainted from too much

food i think not who pauled the king's

drink yes who poured the king's drink

well i ported for him myself besides i

drank some and i'm perfectly all right

that's a matter of opinion all right who

brought the king his food yeah what

traitor brought the king is food you did

oh

now wait a minute no one accuses pee-wee

easy my friend the important thing now

is to help the king perhaps i could be

of assistance perhaps a potion

i saw clauderick dropped something in

the king's food he had a strange-looking

vial it is a room to point sabida what

have you done to the king clodrick he is

asleep and only i can wake him the price

for this service only one thousand

pieces of gold

one thousand pieces of gold hey that's

blackmail it's the dungeon for you

clodrick fools you'll never catch me get

him stop traitor

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he's locked the door you don't say

there's still a chance i can stop him

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oh you hum be careful have no fear

princess i hope this works

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[Laughter]

hold

never

whoa

got you clodrick and i've got your

sleeping potion come on king wake up

wake up

loderick's locked up in the dungeon good

but the king still sleeps what do we do

take this vial to enchant our omnibus

he'll have an antidote i hope i'm going

with you no young lady a princess's

place is in the castle not on a horse

yes dane barbara i understand

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we're still a long way from omnibus yeah

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oh what have we here

hold it pee-wee someone's coming friend

or foe

that my dear pewee will soon learn ah

state your

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princess business

i was wondering how long you would stick

to your books there's nothing wrong with

fox johan but a lady needs a little

excitement let's go

yeah

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give me a moment to smurf omnibus

push the king's pawn papa yup please the

king's bone

shush now clumsy and let me think oh

then try bishop takes queens

that was quite a move they olympus

playing chess with you papa smurf is

never dull

omnibus one of us thank goodness you're

here and we can use your help too papa

smurf yes you must save my poor uncle

the king the king what's wrong

clauderick the potion maker put him to

sleep with this and now we can't wake

him it's definitely oil of deadly light

shade papa smurf with a clove of elmwood

smurfed in right

and i also detect a scent of bitter pond

snort no i smurf it's toad weed i'm

snort papa smurf told we definitely told

weed bonk snort toad weed

stop stop

is there any antidote no most definitely

i smurf we can both agree on that then

let's get on with it

i sure hope this hand at home works keep

your lances crossed

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what's going on here

where's my dessert he's back to normal

all right

it's about time oh uncle i'm so glad

you're back but where have i been in a

trans-sire as a result of this potion

maker's trickery he wanted a thousand

pieces of gold to release you from the

trance this man is a nave and will be

banished from my kingdom forever

banished you heard the king take him

away you haven't seen the last of me one

day i'll rule this kingdom you haven't

seen the last of me mark my words i

shall return

oh johan he frightens me never fear

i'm a great potion maker

a shaker of this a teaspoon of that some

bark from a tree a hair from a rat a

sprinkle of salt a barley and

stop it stop it less singing and more

mixing i'm almost done sire i'll prove

without a doubt that i should be your

new potion maker my potions will treat

sore toes and sore feet just stay in

your seat

there you are sire a cure for your

bunions

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oh

oh

have you anything for a headache pee-wee

very funny

sit right there your majesty i'll come

up with something to clear up the head

some sulfur some lead a mushroom some

zinc some octopus

[Applause]

just give him another chance sire at

least clodrick didn't sing this will fix

your headache sire

sire

where are you i can't see a thing

where's the window

what are you doing down there

hang on sire

oh

do i have a choice help

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maybe i should have banished pee-wee

instead of clobbering

i thought you said this was a shortcut

training well it's a little longer now

but it gets shorter later i know it was

a mistake listening to you and papa

smurf is waiting for these mushrooms

those rare flowers papa smurf warned us

about

careful superman remember what papa

smurf said

oh someone's smurfing let's get out of

here clorox says the heller balls are

ready to harvest

flowers to conquer a kingdom

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it's foolishness we'll soon see

oh dear these humans are planting

something bad with those evil flowers

yeah by smurf we better follow up well

i'm papa smurf's assistant and i think

we should let humans be humans smurf our

own business and

hey

wait for me

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cluttering we've got the hell more

flowers

i think we've smurfed enough let's go

tell papa smurf no not until we swerve

what's going on let me have those

flowers now i can proceed with my evil

plans

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tonight we take the king's castle

tomorrow we rule the kingdom

[Laughter]

how can you be sure this will work

not sure dear clovis here see for

yourself

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now clovis go jump in the moat yeah

yes claderick

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satisfied now clovis

well

what have we here

three little spies well whatever you are

soon you will be helping me

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[Applause]

all secure for the night rest easy

johann with the drawbridge up only a

bird could get in oh well even birds

have to sleep and so do we come along

peewee good night squire good night my

friend

johan someone's in the stable and i

think i know who

princess i thought as much

you know how dane barber feels about you

grooming your horse this media work

should be left to v*olence

sabina i know you're in there i'll never

be able to sneak past her we need a

diversion

with pleasure

sabine

i must go

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you're not scared of a toy mouse are you

same barber funny eh

thing of you think this is funny

costly diversion

i'm gonna get her

tomorrow tomorrow it's bedtime now

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feeling better clovis some flowers

you've convinced me but the effects only

last an hour long enough to conquer the

castle are the smurfs ready

we'll never help you

oh yes you will

here smell the pretty flower

my dear

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make sure the guard smells it also then

order him to lower the drawbridge

yes connor

no smurfette don't don't quiet fool here

you smell the pretty flower yeah

now sh**t her into the castle

huh what's going on here

you must lower the drawbridge i will

obey

fire number two

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number three

you will go to the dungeon i will obey

you will go to the dungeon

i will open

everything's going smoothly

hey cook i'd like a little midnight

snack if you don't mind

nope hey where are you going

i want a sandwich i must go to the

dungeons why is he going to the dungeons

we have no prisoners to feed i'd better

find johann

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who can that be this time of

night hey barbara

what's wrong

what's wrong where are they all going

you wake me up because you can't get a

sandwich it's a plot yohan it must be a

plot well it better

be step right in everyone there is

plenty more room in the dungeon

oh how awful i must tell the king

oh no my pretty little tattletail

rick

there's no one to help you

i wouldn't say that's me either

a peace offering johann

thanks clodrick

i love fresh cut flowers narrow clovis

seize them

run sabina we must get to the king

let's hope carter hasn't got to him

first

he can't get me

yikes

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a it awaken the king

oh no it's too late

nah he's just sleepwalking

come on up and adam sire

what's all the fuss nothing nothing at

all your castle's just been invaded

that's all what

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quickly sire get dressed we've got to

get out of here before they get in

hard are you fools

too high to jump there's no way out but

to fight under the bed hey i'm no coward

i'm not gonna hide but there's a secret

trapdoor under the bed

why didn't you say so

blast they're gone

quick the coast is clear

look smurfs

they're under a spell too

we'll take them with us there they are

across the drawbridge hurry

i'll hold them off

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raise the bridge

he'll never make it

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made it

he loses more swords that way

it's no use peewee we're lost but we've

got to find papa smurf perhaps he can

help us i hope don't we need a smurf to

guide us to the village yes these three

are in no condition to guide us anywhere

condition

who's in condition

yohan

peewee your highness

what are you doing out here looking for

you

just as i fear the hellebore well it

should work off within an hour smurfette

smurfette

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oh

papa

boy am i glad to smurf you even you

clumsy oh thanks brady

oh

well i could easily change my mind if

the smurfs are recovered then so are the

king's knights right now all we have to

do is free them from the dungeon simple

but how we'll raise our own army

you will bring me all your gold grain

and possessions within the hour or i

will be back you're not our king you can

tell us what to do he would never do

this

i cleric have your ruler now you have

one hour

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oh what's the big hurry we're bringing

tribute to our new king king cloderick

nonsense lovrick is a traitorous

scoundrel i am your king a king without

an army how can you defend us we must

join together i have a plan to defeat

clodrick uh his forces are strong the

people are afraid what do you want us to

do just give us a ride into the lion's

den

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right on time let's see what these

peasants have brought

grain cloderic and bread

excellent take it inside

there's gold in this one cluttering

surprise

you again this time you won't escape

hurry my smurfs we must free the knights

in the dungeon nowhere to run johann

better look behind you that old trick

won't fool me

well i tried to tell them

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i can't reach the keys papa smurf

we've got to try again smurfs dare too

many of them johan help should be on its

way i wonder what's keeping this mess

oh michael we're running out of

amm*nit*on

uncle

sabina

surrender i have the princess

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my knights they're free

these the traitors seize them

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sorry we took so long johan better later

never papa smurf excuse me

going somewhere clodrick

you'll never catch me

well clodrick there's one bridge you

won't cross when you get to it

here's another batch of vegetables sire

my garden has never done so well it's

the new gardener your highness cloderic

was so good at raising hellebore we

thought we'd give him a little change

raising vegetables yeah he's working on

a new plot of land get it

a new plot

isn't that the funniest thing you ever

heard no no no oh uh you wouldn't know a

good joke if it hit you in the face

but i certainly know a good joke when it

hits you in the vase

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