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ravage the land as never before
total destruction from mountains
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i hope we're in time for the smurfs
picnic i'm starving don't worry pee wee
there's plenty of food
at least there was baby i've got a whole
smurf load
wait
here are people i'm a smurf very tart oh
thanks greedy
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johan peewee we're so glad you could
join us thank you papa smurf we've never
been to a smurf picnic before right
pewee
delicious i'm hungrier than the goblin
of older woods
oh yes a goblin once lived in the forest
near the king's castle oh that's spooky
this goblin once had the whole kingdom
shaking in its boots tell them the story
johann oh good a story now everybody
gather around smurf in closer my little
smurfs uh red
not that close clumsy is it an adventure
story johan oh there's plenty of
adventure hefty
what about jokes i just love jokes
yes jokey there are some jokes and is
there a princess that you are yes murphy
a princess too oh tell us johan
well it all started before i knew peewee
a mysterious goblin was frightening
everyone in bolder woods
oh papa smurf i'm getting scared already
be careful smurfette i think the goblin
is closer than you think
the adventure began as i rode out from
the king's castle never dreaming that i
would meet up with a dangerous goblin
that very day
that sounds like france while the
woodcutter i must hurry and finish
before the fearsome goblin returns
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well time for my apple
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d*ed someone ate my
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a apple
that's funny i could have sworn i heard
francois
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is that you francois did you see him see
who a terrible goblin that's hauling
boulder woods
goblin i thought everybody knew he's
only this big and he makes horrible
faces
and he just eat my apple he's in there
no one here are you
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over sure
goblin or not i'm getting to the bottom
of this aha
francois i've got him you see
this scotland is more clever than i
thought he must be long gone by now
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now i've got you hey let me go you're
hurting me you're hurting me
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stop you urchin
come back here you volit now where could
you have gone
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aha thought you had me stunted
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what's your name goblin pee-wee and this
is piquette
who are you i am johan the king squire
you know for a goblin you don't look
very fierce and for a big guy you don't
look very mean say do you have any more
food
just this loaf of baldo bread tell me
you haven't always lived in this forest
what did you do before
i want some farm to farm looking for
work
oh people would make fun of me
takes me away
i've trapped a lot of trails with an
empty stomach you're not a goblin at all
of course not one day in the forest a
man saw me in fred screaming there's a
goblin in boulder woods
so now i pretend to be one and i get
away with it
like stealing swords
can't you do anything besides steel
well um let me think
ah i can do somersaults and cartwheels i
have a full repertoire of interesting
expressions
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and best of all i can sing
me
a bold young knight went off to fight
for the hand of his lady fair oh
forsooth said she i'll marry thee and
you won't have a care oh
oh you won't have a carrot
oh
oh that's um excellent peewee you know i
think i can get you a job in the castle
as the king's menstrual singer no as the
king's joker huh
hey that's even better i know lots of
jokes did you hear the one about sorry
pee-wee but i've got to get back to the
castle i'll speak to the king and if he
agrees you can tell it to him oh boy
a bold young knight went off to fight
for the hand of his lady fair oh
all is in readiness for princess
sabine's arrival sire excellent now what
about this goblin fellow what's his name
pee wee sire and he's completely
reformed i would even propose that you
employ him as your highness oh your
highness princess the b*at has been
kidnapped kidnapped call the gods call
the gods
yes your majesty the goblin att*cked us
as we were crossing boulder woods oh my
poor poor sabina yeah she's just a child
kiwi i couldn't have first he tied up
the guards then he carried the princess
away angela and i were the only ones to
escape as we ran we heard his terrible
scream
oh no he did peewee is it well he'll be
screaming something far worse if i ever
catch him one thousand crowns to
whomever saves the princess and brings
that villainous pee-wee to me
after him he we must not escape
but why would he be kidnapped the
princess i don't understand it i'm going
to find out
hi johann what's all right peewee why
have you kidnapped princess sabina me i
didn't kidnap her johan but i saw the
rascals who did they were dressed up as
the king's guard two of them and they
rolled back towards the castle the
scoundrels they were the ones who
accused you of the crime to throw us off
the scent but what can we do i'm sorry i
doubted you pewdie
come on i have a plan
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oh who goes here
oh squire yellow it's you i'm sorry to
see you didn't find the princess no luck
with the goblin either
it's hot in here be quiet
your dinner my friends compliments of
the king oh thank you sire
i am so hungry i could eat a goblin
and not a pint-sized one like that
peewee either
eat hearty men ah good riddance we
fooled them all
our master walter kept will reward us
well for our part in the kidnapping of
the princess sabina hmm and the best
part of all was blaming everything on
that little full peewee
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play you kicked me i did not oh you
kicked me why you kidding me will you
get that it shouldn't be all now
huh i may be little but i'm no fool
so walter cat is the villain who
kidnapped princess sabina right let's go
tell the king and clear my name then his
army will take care of walter kent pow
wham it's not that simple peewee we must
go to walter cat's castle and get proof
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pee wee we're here
here we wake up this goblin is a deep
sleeper
but
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one of his majesty's knights he must be
in on the kidnapping as well
i must go after him phoebe you hide oh
anything you say john
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good evening sir pi freud is it not a
strange place and an odd time for a ride
i'm looking for that uh a goblin peewee
in walter cat's castle what are you
really doing there it's none of your
business pilot now let me buy
after
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all right piperoy where is princess
sabina in my cattle johan where else
but don't worry i'll see that you have
adjoining dungeons
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and that trader surprise roy is in on it
too i must tell a king but but the king
still thinks i kidnapped the princess oh
johan what am i gonna do
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who says they don't build dungeons like
they used to
there goes that fit in this pipe roy and
there's nothing i can do to prevent his
treachery
at last it looks like everything's going
according to japan
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let me loose let me loose
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hey wagon gives me an idea
i hope i can overpower the god
my master wishes to see you
come with me
charming i get a giant instead of a god
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you're on i'm so happy you could join me
as for me i don't like the company of
traitors why have you kidnapped the
princess ah at this very moment surprise
roy goes to tell the king that peewee
the goblin demands a ransom for us and
he must deliver it himself
now i understand you'll ambush his
majesty as you did the princess and in
exchange for their freedom half his
kingdom will be mine you're a clever
fellow johan why don't you join my side
never in that case god take him away
pee wee
anyway
i'll get to the bottom of boom
sir it's a goblin fellow evie
george take your horn back to a cell put
him in chains and then find that peewee
goblin
here we go again
i'll be back with your change in a
moment
i'll pray periods i just hope he doesn't
get caught if that goblin gets away he
can foil my plans he must not escape
these chains will do nicely now all i
need is my hammer
surprise
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that should hold you for a while
there's no way that giant is putting me
in chains this time i'm ready
you look surprised
i was expecting someone a little bigger
come we must free the princess do you
think these will help quick check the
dungeons
i can't find the right key hurry up i
hear them coming
princess sabina johann if i know you're
so pretty i would have kidnapped you
myself no time for jokes peewee quick
stop them before they escape keep going
you two i'll take care of these lumps
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we have them now
this passageway is a dead end
that's what they think
are keeping up the chimney
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it's only that fool peewee you to catch
them while i go after you're holding the
princess
search yourself my friends
oh no how am i going to get down
here's diversion must have worked out
princess stand back i'm guard
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i'm in him jujuan corner oh who goes
here you fool you can't get away
wow i was outnumbered we'll have to
fight our way to the drawbridge johan
and the princess will the guards stop
them no but now now there's a guard on
the left and another on the right oh
dear johann now it's two against one but
he's a big one oh
thanks for the help
anytime johan nice that's what i call
teamwork oh more men johan's outnumbered
johan look look out
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my uncle the king is still in grave
danger sir pifer is going to lead him
into a trap
i don't think so because i left sir
piffy tied up like a christmas goose
back in the woods peewee for a bad
goblin you do good work but why did you
come back at all you owe us nothing
don't be foolish johan the goblin never
deserts his friends i see but in that
case let's get on with our escape
and i think these old clothes may just
do the trick
we've got them trapped like rats up
there and tomorrow the king will be my
prisoner as well i hope it's strong
enough talk about hanging by a thread
pee-wee you go first then help the
princess i'll distract the guards oh
simple i just jump out the window 500
feet above sharp pointed rocks and all
right peewee go
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who's shaming the horn it's yellow you
can see him from here look someday i'll
have to give johan some music lessons
sire it's a ruse one of them is trying
to escape fools cut down his rope oh no
they spotted biwi
kiwi jump that could be dangerous never
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that's one last common we have to worry
about
oh pee wee i didn't know him long but he
was a brave and good friend it's too bad
that yeah
look there
he did it he did it
being a hero is difficult work now to
warn the king but first i better check
on that traitor pythoid
oh no he's escaped but that means he's
at the king's castle and if the king
believes by for story then the king will
leave the castle and then oh dear all is
lost and without the cat i'll never get
there in time
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your highness no don't go it's a trap
sire do not listen to this rogue this is
the captain peewee
i'm warning you sire this goblin is not
to be believed you're the goblin
some pie froy told me you want a ransom
for the princess your majesty i'm no
goblin i want no ransom and sir fyfroy
is a traitor but couldn't we discuss
this better over uh breakfast
where is pavlov he should have returned
long ago
the king is here ah finally victory is
ours bring the king to me he broke his
entire army as well what look princess
the king and kiwi we're saved uncle
uncle hello sabine
shire shall i order the att*ck hmm yes
an excellent idea but how do we get
across that mode leave it to me sire
johann the drawbridge the drawbridge of
course
i'm there stop him
oh no where was i oh the drawbridge of
course stop him
don't let him get away
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johan you've gone too far not far enough
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i have you surrounded no wall trickett
it is i who have you surrounded
charge
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after indication
now one for kidnapping the princess we'd
better save that villain while there's
still something to save i surrender i
surrender just skip that goblin and his
devil goat out of here pee-wee
pee-wee
defeat hurts
oh uncle i'm so happy pee wee wasn't
much of a goblin but i think he'll make
a great court jester i won't come out no
absolutely not i refuse whatever's going
on i had a problem just as outfit made
for this little great and now he dares
tell me i hate it i hate it i pay that
your majesty just because i'm supposed
to act like a fool doesn't mean i have
to look like one too
but he's so cute
you'll pay for the steam barber you
oh that's funny
that's funny
what did i tell you johann peewee's a
success
and that is how peewee and i first met
it was the beginning of a beautiful
friendship oh that's murphy smurfy that
means nice i think it means brave
friendly dependable right now you're
smurfing it we are
here bailey let's be friends
i have a surprise gee thanks jokey
i think our friendship just went up in
smoke
unless you wouldn't happen to have
another surprise would you
wait till i give this to dame barbara
well i can't wait to see your face when
she opens the lid like this
i think peewee's got a little head start
on me so now my friends until we meet
again
yeah
come on johan see you soon
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