02x23 - Would You Wrather Crash a Wedding?

[bunniefuu]

(bright music playing)

Hey, Charlotte,
you excited for Thursday?

Yes, are you coming?

I wouldn't miss it
for the world.

(both squealing)

Superintendent Bonavich
said my speech

will be the centerpiece
of the entire event.

Speech?
I was talking about
soft pretzel Thursday

down at the rink.

Uh, no.

The state is giving our school
the Silver Poseidon award

for raising
a record amount of money

for clean oceans and lakes.

Oh, put me down as a hard maybe.

It's so unfair.

Principal Walker started
Environmental Club

and now he's not
even gonna get credit

because he got fired.

Superintendent Bonavich
is the worst.

The should call him
Superintendent
Bad-at-his-job-avich.

- Are you proud of that?
- No.

So is Mom back from her
lunch date with Walker?

Not yet.

What if he
doesn't propose again?

Yeah, what if getting fired
freaked him out so much

he's rethinking everything?

What if he forgets
to validate parking
at the restaurant?

That French place charges
$ without a stamp.

Nine dollars, Cooper!

Everyone take a breath.

Walker probably
didn't want to propose

right after losing his job.

But it's been a whole day
and he's taking Mom out again.

It's happening.

(sing-song):
Hey, Mom, how was lunch?

(sing-song):
You guys have a good time?

(sing-song):
Yeah, anything
you want to share?

Just my desire for you guys
to stop talking like that!

Look, I know you're
concerned about Lancely

but he's gonna be fine.

Losing a job is just something
that happens in life.

He'll bounce back.

That's two days and Walker
still hasn't asked her.

We're the one who got him fired.
We need to fix this.

Are you sure
we should get involved?

Last time didn't end up so well.

Guys.

Are we doing the space alien

"Would You Wrather"
today or not?

We're not.

Eh, just as well.
I have karate anyway.

Wait, I can't go
to karate like this.

I'd look like an idiot.

Much better. Laters.

(theme song playing)

♪ Would you rather
lose your phone ♪

♪ Or give up pizza for a month ♪

♪ Share your diary
with the world ♪

♪ Or have to eat it
for your lunch ♪

♪ Sing out of tune
to your friends ♪

♪ Or trip and fall
into your crush ♪

♪ Shave your head,
paint it red ♪

♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush ♪

♪ We need a little Q and A ♪

♪ Come on Wrather-heads,
play along ♪

♪ Would you rather do this ♪

♪ Would you rather do this ♪

♪ Or would you rather do that ♪

♪ Would you rather do that ♪

♪ Don't matter what we do ♪

♪ We're doing it with you ♪

♪ I'd rather do that ♪

♪ Ask the world ♪

♪ Would you rather do this ♪

♪ Would you rather do this ♪

♪ Or would you
rather just dance ♪

♪ Or would you
rather just dance ♪

♪ No matter what we do ♪

♪ We're doing it with you ♪

♪ I'd rather do that ♪

Ask the world!

♪ Would you rather do that? ♪

(bright music playing)

I can't believe this guy
is our new acting principal.

Yeah, Mr. Bonavich.

More like Mr. Bowl of Fish.

Just stop.

I miss Walker. When he was here,

he'd start our morning
hall monitor meetings

by putting out a lovely
basket of breakfast breads.

That sounds nice.

It was. I'd put my feet
on his desk and ask him

"What's the - , Cappy?"

And then he'd say,
"Why aren't your shoes on?

"I don't want to eat my
breakfast staring at your toes.

I'm gonna vomit."

Ah, the good old days.

Let's just tell the guy
it was all our fault

and ask for Walker's job back.

- Mr. Bonavich: Two!
- Mr. Bonavich?

(high-pitched):
Forty-eight, forty-nine,

fifty. (laughs) Whoo!

Fred, there are people
in my office.

Yeah, Mr. Bonavich, we are...

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know exactly who you are.

Cooper and Cami Wrather.

- Do you know who I am?
- A cartoon mouse?

I am the boss around here.

Yeah, about that.
We came to confess.

Principal Walker
shouldn't have been fired.

It's our fault.

We knocked over a helium t*nk.

So he wasn't purposely imitating

your incredibly creepy
high voice.

Cami, you talk.

So you came in here
to take the fall

to save Walker?

(laughs) Not happening.

Principal Walker
is great at his job.

Eh, he was mediocre at best.

Cooper, hold me back.

Ow, you scratched me.

All right,
if there's nothing else,

I need to get back
to important things.

Like practicing
what smile to use

when the press is here to cover

the Silver Poseidon
award ceremony.

I'm thinking the Joe Jonas.

Hm.

- This is so wrong.
- Yeah, you're right.

I should go with
the Kevin Jonas.

Hm!

(bright music playing)

Mom, Ollie, I need your help.

I don't know how
to light my farts.

Ask someone else.

Mom, I need your help.

As president of
the Environmental Club,

I'm in charge of giving
the acceptance speech

for the Silver Poseidon award.

A live news crew will be there.

I was on TV once.
Just be yourself.

You weren't on TV.
You were caught on camera

doing something unmentionable
in the community pool.

I still get recognized.

Guys, please, I need
your feedback on my speech.

But before I do that,
you may need these.

I think you'll find it to be
quite the tearjerker.

Oh, boy, this is exciting.

For who?

The ocean,
Neptune's mighty palace.

Once a shiny beacon of hope,

now a cesspool of plastic
and despair.

What's that, Mr. Shell?

I can't hear you.
Are you weeping?

I am.

- Shh.
- (groans)

(imitates whale call)

Yes, Mr. Whale, we've heard
your cries for help

and I sound the alarm.

(low note)

And then on that note,
I signal the giant whale

we built for the celebration

and confetti sh**t
out of the blowhole.

- And then after that...
- The speech is over?

No, I have my
four-part conclusion.

Part one,
the dolphins rejoice at...

Oh, for the love of Moses,
make it stop.

Mom, what are you trying to say?
Is my speech bad?

Yes and no.

Except not no. Yes.

(bright music playing)

(air hisses)

- Hey, you got a sec?
- Hey, guys.

- How's the new principal?
- Total goober.

And the basket
of breakfast breads?

Look, what is going on with Mom?

Why haven't you proposed to her?

I tried, but every time
I'd ask, I stop.

I'm afraid of what
the answer may be.

Why?

Because you lost your job?
Mom doesn't care about that.

She cares about you.

Plus, you're an
amazing principal.

You'll find another job
soon anyway.

What's he gonna do,
be a -year-old man

making balloon animals?

It's over, Cooper.
Stick a fork in him.

You ever heard
of a pep talk, buddy?

You guys are right.

What am I doing?

Asking your mom to marry me

is the only thing I should
care about right now.

There you go.

I just hope I don't
lose my nerve.

Maybe we can help.

How? If we give him money once,
he'll just keep coming back.

(bright music playing)

Mom, thanks for helping us out

with our
"Would You Wrather" today.

Oh, not a problem.
I get that the kids

need a little side of J-funk
from time to time, what-what!

Nice moves.

- You're not streaming, are you?
- Thank goodness, no.

Okay, Mom.

Here's the question
that's for you and only you.

Would you rather let Ollie
put on underwear

made from poison ivy.

What's one more rash?

Or let Fred give Charlotte
a haircut?

Someone's getting a mohawk.

(razor buzzing)

I'm not choosing
either of those.

What kind of mom
do you think I am?

The best mom ever.

Which is why for
the first time ever

we're giving a third option.

The "Would You Wrather"
mystery curtain.

Just know if you pick
what's behind the curtain,

there's no going back.

All right,
I guess I'll take
the curtain.

But I'd better not get
sprayed with a snot cannon

or a fart cannon or a...

- Hey, cuddle bunny.
- Hi.

- What's going on?
- Jenna.

Because of you,
these past two years

have been my happiest ever.

I love you.

I love your four children.

And Fred!

And Fred.

You are my entire world

and I want us to share
our lives together.

Will you marry me?

Yes, Lancely. Of course I will.

Release the balloon animals.

(all laughing)

(razor buzzes)

Whoops, finger spasm.

- Did you just...
- Nope, it's fine.

(squealing)

(bright music playing)

I don't know, Mom.
Maybe next year,
we're not sure.

No, we won't seat you
next to the DJ.

Okay, tell me when
she stops talking.

Thank you guys
for making it so special.

You got it, big guy.

So let's talk honeymoon.

Keep in mind,
I find waterfalls tacky.

- (phone ringing)
- Okay.

Oh, it's that
job recruiter guy.
I'll get it later.

No, no, go ahead and take it.
We're not fancy.

But you're gonna be.

I've got plenty of thoughts
for this wedding.

Fred, let Mom just enjoy the...

Cami, stay in your lane.

I wanna talk menu.
You're gonna wanna go big.

Will that bite into
Charlotte's college fund?

Absolutely. Do I care? No.

No, Grandma, I don't want to
say hi to your friend Myrtle.

No, no, no, hi, Myrtle.

Lancely, what is it?

I got a job offer.

What? That's amazing.

Now we have two things
to celebrate.

It's in Texas.

(bright music playing)

(bright music playing)

Okay, I'll call you
later, sweetie.

Look, this job in Texas
is a great opportunity

but Lancely and I would
never think of moving

without everyone's full support.

So this is Texas.
Like, Texas Texas?

Not Texas Street
or Texas Avenue?

Texas Texas.

Had to ask. Been down that road.

Anyway, I want to hear
what you guys think.

Although I'm pretty sure
I know where Ollie stands.

(Texas accent):
I reckon we head south
if for no other reason

than we get to
say the word "reckon."

- But our whole lives are here.
- And Dixon.

Oh, are we worried about Dixon?
Is Dixon gonna be lonely?

What about Fred?!

Mom, what do you want to do?

I just want to do
what's best for the family.

And that includes Lancely now.

I think we can all come up
with a bunch of reasons

to be against this, but...

also one big reason
to be for it.

If it makes you happy.

Well, this will be
a huge decision

so we're gonna
take our time, but...

I guess we can say
we're kind of actually
considering it.

All right then.
Now off to the outhouse.

What do you suppose
he means by that?

Sweet Moses, my tool shed.

Guys, please tell me you aren't
actually thinking about moving.

We don't want to but we're
the reason Walker got fired.

How can we stand in the way
of the new job?

Even if it means no Dixon.

Forget Dixon.
How will I explain to my family

we're moving to Texas?

Guys, no one is moving.

Yes, don't care
what the plan is.
We're doing it.

Oh, I got a plan.

We asked for Walker's job back
and that didn't work.

So now, we're gonna
take it back.

Awesome, how?

There will be no follow-up
questions at this time.

(bright music playing)

Mighty fine, eggs, ma'am.
Mighty fine.

Okay, people, listen up.

Thanks to your
cold, harsh words,

I have reworked my speech.

And you want Ollie
to listen to it.

- Good plan, good plan.
- Sit.

I've made it a tight five,

but let me know if it
still feels long.

(clears throat)

Ladies and gentlemen,
the ocean is...

and hopefully,
the work we've done today

will make it a better world

for future generations tomorrow.

These are not tears of boredom.
That was amazing.

Clean water depends
on all of us.

I will never go potty
in a pool again.

Look at you, sweetie.

You're already
making a difference.

(bright music playing)

- Are you sure
they'll let us talk?
- Yes.

These school board meetings
are open to anyone.

We just need to make our case
why they should go over

Bonavich's head
and rehire Walker.

And we've got
student signatures

on this petition
to bring him back.

Between that and the -minute
tribute song Fred and I wrote,

they'll have to give Walker
his job back.

Ten-minute what now?

(bright music playing)

How you doing, board members?

Yes, yes, give it up,
you Silver Poseidon winners!

(laughs) Yeah.

High fives all around.
We did it, you guys.

We did it.

We did it?
He's been here two days.

Super pumped to get the award.

Now the local press
is covering it,

so work on those poses. Ooh!

I call this one
the pollution pout.

A-hm!

Excuse me,
since we're talking
about the award,

I'd like to talk
about the person

who actually played
a big role in that.

- Principal Walker...
- Ah, ah, ah, Miss Wrather,

as superintendent,
I set the agenda,

and we are not talking about

former principal Walker
right now.

You might not
want to talk about him.

But you're gonna hear
two boys sing about him.

♪ Principal Walker,
he loves Sloppy Joes ♪

Why'd they kick us out?

I don't know,
you guys were awesome.

Can I see your cane?

(bright music playing)

Why is there
a swinging door here?

Ask the guy whittling a carrot.

Looks like rain's a-coming.

Cows gonna appreciate
that, I reckon.

Can someone switch him back?

How'd it go
at the board meeting?

They kicked us out.

Fred and I still have
eight unheard verses

of "The Ballad of Lancely W."

Not to mention my
breakdancing solo.

Well, at least I got to see it.

Wait, Bonavich
said the local news

will be at the award ceremony.

Yeah, they're covering
my speech.

Well, that's how we can
get our message out.

We stage a protest.
Okay, we get all the kids

who signed the petition
to come down

and when we give the signal,

everyone stands up
and demands justice.

That sounds like a great idea.

Uh, no, it doesn't.

I don't think Walker should
have been fired, either,

but tomorrow is about
getting my message out
about clean water.

But that's our only way
to keep Walker in Minnesota.

Otherwise, we pack our bags.

This all sounds like a bunch
of city slicker mumbo-jumbo.

Okay, that was adorable.
I like cowboy Ollie now.

Look, guys, I want
to help Walker too,

but all of my work
for the Environmental Club

has been leading up
to this night,

Please think of another way.

- I guess.
- We'll try.

Of course.

- I got nothing.
- We tried.

Sorry, Charlotte.

(bright music playing)

All right.
The students have been notified

and are ready to protest
on your signal.

Great, so when
the TV cameras are running,

I'll walk out,
grab the microphone...

Think again!

- We weren't doing anything.
- And you'll never

get the chance to,

because you're all suspended
from school grounds

until Monday morning.

♪♪

♪♪

Just keep an eye out
for those three delinquents.

We don't need them messing up
this event on my watch.

Hello, welcome, come on in. Heh!

Perfect, right there.

When we get to the big finale,
I'll cue Billy,

dressed as Poseidon,
who will hit the button

and confetti will
sh**t out of the blowhole.

This is going to be a great day.

I've snuck into a lot of places,

but never wedged
inside of a whale.

Oh, it's warm.
Do you think there's AC?

Yeah, yeah, want me to set it
to frosty or super frosty?

- Ooh, how about...
- There's no AC.

We're in a whale.

Besides, we'll be out soon.

When the ceremony starts,
we'll pop the hatch

- and take this thing over.
- Got it.

- How do we pop the hatch?
- Like this.

- Are you kidding me?
- Wait, so we're stuck in here?

I got this.

Cami to Fred, over.

Cami to Papa Bear.

FRED (over radio):
Go for Papa Bear, over.

Fred, we need you to
get us out of this whale.
We're trapped.

FRED: Don't worry,
I won't let you down.

We know you can do this, buddy.

Yep, we're gonna die.

FRED:
You gotta let go
of the button.

We believe in you!

- Mr. Bonavich.
- Ah, good to see you.

Please, sit anywhere.

Except the seats designated
for current faculty.

Oh, there's Charlotte.
Good luck.

My daughter built
that giant whale.

She's a little intense.

- Oh, hi!
- (taps microphone)

North Plains Day! Hello!

(chuckles) Today, we welcome

the state school board,

who's going to give us
a much-deserved award.

But first, the school
woodwind quartet

will wow us with the
North Plains fight song

guest starring
a surprise flutist.

Surprise!

(upbeat woodwind music)

Billy, good, you're here.

Billy's sitting this one out.

- Fred, what are you doing here?
- Being the hero, per "ush."

Papa Bear to Goldilocks.
That's you, Cooper. I'm in.

So you guys are really
going through with this?

Yeah, everyone is waiting
for the signal.

I just need to let
Coop and Cami
out of that whale.

They're inside my whale?

Uh-oh, I've been compromised.

Charlotte, you have
to help them.

I can't survive in Texas!

Spicy food
goes right through me.

Oh, man, Fred's been caught.

Why am I Goldilocks?

Who cares?

We'll have to get out on our own
and start the protest.

How? The handle's broken.

FYI, I really don't
like small spaces.

Oh, you don't?
I find them kind of cozy.

Aw, you do? That's nice.

Get us out of here!

(grunts)

(applause)

Thank you! Thank you so much!

(laughs)

Conner, you were flat.

Okay, it is now
time to hear from

our Environmental
Club's president,

Miss Charlotte Wrather.

Today is a very important day.

A lot of people
have worked very hard

to make this school
stand for something good.

Which is why I am...

which is why I am going to
hand the mic over to my sister.

Wait, no, no, no!

What's going on?
Why is she in the blowhole?

Thanks, Charlotte.

Ladies and gentleman, yes,
I am stuck in a blowhole,

but I won't be silenced.

- Cooper: Get me out!
- Cooper, silence.

I have a message
for the school board.

Our principal, Mr. Walker,
a good man

who made this school what it is
was fired for no reason,

and we demand him back.
Stand up if you're with me.

Again, I would,
but the blowhole thingy.

Wait, no, no, no.
Do not listen to this girl.

Everyone remain seated.

(stammers)
Conner, you kiddin' me?

Who fought for band uniforms?

Who fought for healthier
lunch options?

Who started
the Environmental Club?

Walker, Walker.

(chanting):
Walker, Walker, Walker.

(stammers) Stop your chanting.

Stop it!

We'll stop once you give
Walker his job back.

- Never.
- Then we stay here till you do.

All: Walker, Walker, Walker!

Bonavich,
the board doesn't need
this bad publicity.

- Make it go away.
- Yeah, but he made fun of my...

All right, fine.
He can have his job back.

(cheers and applause)

(grunts)

Oh, fresh air.

Oh, what'd I miss?

(bright music playing)

Charlotte, I am so happy
you were finally able

to give your speech.
You had the whole room crying.

You really feel close
to an animal

after you come out of its butt.

I can't wait
to watch it all again

on the news when I get home.

Oh, you can't stay
a little longer?

No, tomorrow's a work day.

Somebody's gotta buy
the morning meeting
bread baskets.

We saved your job.
Don't skimp on the bear claws.

I want to thank you kids
for having my back.

It really means a lot.

Not a problem. And thank you

for officially shortening
the school week.

- Shortening the what?
- Oh, don't you worry.

It's all on the petition
in legal writing.

- Bye now.
- Uh...

Ollie, what are you doing,
buddy?

I'm officially handing in
my badge.

Oh, because we're no longer
moving to Texas?

No, because it fell
in the toilet.

(with accent):
Night, little lady.

♪♪

(Charlotte imitating whale call)