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it's a matter of life and death
that funny doesn't that make you wanna
laugh
no
no what a grump i'll put a smile on your
face if it kills me
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isn't that a scream
no
well here's a joke that always leaves
them rolling in the aisles
it seems there were two men leading
their goals to an insurgent we must see
the king
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[Laughter]
what's so funny
what's so funny wipe that laugh off your
face
how big is this ogre pero
this is his footprints here
his roar is whiter than a dragon
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and worst of all my king the ogre is
headed this way
save me don't let him get me i'm too
young to be an oversteer
biggie messiah's pardon but he's not
that close
do you mind i'm practicing my hysterics
hello
did i hear someone say ogre
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allow me to offer my services
it will take more than a mere boy to
vanquish so great an ogre
i'm not a boy i'm a squire
enough
someone must be sent to dispatch this
menace immediately sir broadband select
two of your boldest knights and prepare
sire it would take at least a hundred
nights to defeat him
that's our entire army the castle would
be undefended but we can't allow an ogre
to menace the countryside oh
all right but i just hope there's no
emergency while you're gone
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and hurry home
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the plan is working
yes
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raise the drawbridge
i wouldn't worry too much my lord with
the drawbridge up no one can enter not
even an ogre what what if we're att*cked
i'll put on a sea with me at your side
there's nothing to worry about
that's what i'm worried about
keep working on your needle point
sabrina i will fetch some tea
yes dame barbara
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good show sabina does dame barbara know
you're practicing your archery not your
needlepoint
oh johan i want to be good enough to
enter the spring joust will you show me
how to split the arrow well all right
a little to the left
down
sabine
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you haven't made much progress while i
was gone ah
no dame barbara
hey
have you seen johann i most certainly
have not i've got to find him there's a
sn*per loose in the castle
this is so unlike broadband six days now
without a word
it's no use johan i'll never sleep until
my army comes home but you haven't even
heard my lullaby
when you could not get to sleep when
your thoughts are sad and deep when
you're tired of counting sheep my song
will set you free
if life's choice you cannot reap if you
strive yet only creep if your mind is in
a heap my song will set you right
kiwi you wake everybody in the castle
word no
my voice i told you it was soothing he's
sleeping like a baby
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oh
finally
we've got to do something johan i can't
take another night of this nor i
the solution is simple we must find out
why we've had no word from sir broadback
and the king's army
i still don't see why we couldn't have
breakfast first you just had breakfast
do we you call two steaks a half a dozen
eggs three loaves of bread and a kettle
of mashed potatoes breakfast i was just
getting warmed up there will be plenty
of time to eat after we visited
enchanter omnibus
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hello
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hell good fellows what business brings
you to my lord's castle begging your
pond sir we are what a humble traveling
theater troop come to entertain at the
spring joust
unfortunately the joust has been
postponed until our nights return but
feel free to seek shelter inside oh
thank you kind sir
i would
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ah
everything is ready papa smurf now
remember first the red powder then the
blue
yes
first the red then the blue ready brainy
you could count on me papa smurf
i'm always ready smurfing and able to
help because i'm your assistant
sorry papa smurf no papa smurf i'll stir
while you pour
that's the red
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rainy
oh then the blue
i just hope enchanter omnibus is home i
just hope he has something to eat
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omnibus
omnibus
are you all right
yes
i think it should have been the blue
powder first then the
red so you see master omnibus we
desperately need your help an ogre
i've never heard of an ogre in this part
of the kingdom
what's more in your life isn't
well i do know one potion that works
well against ogres but everything i need
is in my lab
what are we waiting for let's go
oh lohan rock
oh
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oh please master omnibus he won't do it
again well it's against my better
judgment i say once a ham always a ham
but for you johan alakazip alakazee
if you should ever want to change him
back i will be happy to do the others
thank you and farewell omnibus come
together goodbye and good luck
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i'll never be able to eat ham again
be glad omnibus changed you back before
greedy smurfs saw you
first the blue powder then the red
well an anti-ogre potion is a very
complicated formula johann
it may take me a while
just work as fast as you can papa smith
don't worry i'll smurf my best but i
must not be disturbed
don't worry mother smurf we'll keep him
busy heaven surprise pee-wee a surprise
oh boy is it edible
not really
very funny
where is this ogre johann
that's what we have to find out hefty
what an adventure oh we never have
adventures like that
but maybe we could
hmm
almost done just a little longer
already papa smurf yes johan
one of these vials is enough to knock
out even the mightiest ogre i'm giving
you two just in case you lose one but
remember it has the same effect on
humans you mustn't breathe it or you
will fall asleep instantly
thank you papa smurf we'll be careful
won't we peewee i'd better keep these
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some broadback and the knights must have
taken this road but there's no trace of
them
maybe they chased the ogre into the
woods or maybe the ogre
chased them
hello what have we here ogle tracks no
hoof prints they lead this way
then i'm going this way
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horse
and there are the others but but where
are the knights
something's amiss peewee and the answer
lies at the end of that trail
ride bayard
wait don't leave me
wait
so brought back
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johan the knights
i found them
there was no ogre squire joran it was
just a trick to get the king's army out
of the castle that villain parole led us
into a trap
so i see
don't worry pee-wee's on the job a
little more to the left if you don't
mind
right
i mean left
it's stuck
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well accidents do happen
we were taking one of perot's shortcuts
when don't touch that rope johann
see
when we stopped for the night the
villains doused us with water from the
rusty river and our armor rusted even as
we tried to get it off
we'll see to unrusting the others
no johan i'll take care of that you ride
back and warm the king
the row intends to seize the castle
while it's undefended so that's the
scoundrel's plan let's get moving
pee-wee
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let's just hope we're in time pee-wee
now this is an adventure but yeah
but shouldn't we tell y'all honey we
were here not yet wait until we get to
the castle before they may try to send
us home
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the drawbridge is up that's a good sign
look johan on the ramparts it's the king
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hell sire is everything all right uh
yes uh quite all right uh i'll lower the
drawbridge
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your majesty we must act quickly the
ogre story was a trick that man peru is
a traitor and he is plotting to take the
castle while it is undefended i know
you know at home
i've already taken the castle young
squire and the kingdom is now mine as it
should be
i'll have a thing or two to say about
that name
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what kind of welcome home is that
it makes me mad
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i'll wager you thought you had the jump
on me
you scandals aren't as tough as you look
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oh yoho
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please help
save me
be brave princess i'm coming
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the oldest trick in the book and you
fell for it a stunning performance
hey how are we going to find him in the
dark
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this way because don't worry if you
can't i've got a plan
but this is not part of it
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peewee oh i was hoping you had escaped
so was i
well why the long faces there's always a
secret passage a trap door or a tunnel
and a dungeon all we have to do is find
it i'm afraid you're wasting your time
pee-wee this dungeon is escape-proof
no secret passage no trap door and no
tunnels how about a hidden shovel no a
secret key
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your highness
it's peru
what does he want
i thought it might be of interest to you
that this is the only key that can open
yourself it would be a shame don't you
think if something were to happen to it
are you taunting us peru
not
and i was planning to let you all go too
bad
why do you want to go and do that it's
not only mean it's rude let me at home
yourself
let me out of here no johan
what
dreamy smurf hello peewee
and hefty handy clumsy oh you aren't hi
oh yeah
but what on earth are you doing here
well you see it was like we came along
because we wanted to have exciting
adventures like you and kiwi well you
certainly have your wish
in fact
you may have saved us all
let me have my cape
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ready johan
all right smurfs this isn't much of a
rope it will have to do you all know
what you're supposed to do
good luck
here we go spurs
uh maybe this kind of adventure is best
left to humans
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today i hope the water's not cold it's
not cold clumsy
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oh
this hero stuff's a lot harder than it
looks johan you're too modest clumsy it
was a job well done
now we can do our part as well
now if i can just
reach the lock
i'm just a little closer i want to know
what we're going to do if we do get out
of here this castle is crawling with
villains
don't worry pewee ah i have a plan well
what is it i'll tell you
later i
got it
oh
what do we do next johan we must gather
as many suits of armor as we can
let's go
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nothing like an early breakfast a perro
pie
i think this kingly life agrees with me
and i was born to be a queen
i'm finished servant remove my plate
remove it yourself oh please let me help
look out you wretched sir oh forgive me
i do apologize
your majesty
well done well time to go to work after
all there are burdensome taxes to levy
and innocent people to oppress and other
kingdoms to conquer
now where shall we start taxes i think
what
no
no it can't be
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the king's army but
it's just not possible
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i'm afraid it is possible perro
you
we have you surrounded villain throw
down your arms and surrender or i will
order the king's forces to att*ck it
once
i sure hope pandy's inventions work
don't be a fool
we outnumber you
no
i don't know how you did it but i will
not surrender my crown
to arms to arms
they've made their choice
fire at will
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yeah we wanted an adventure yeah we sure
got it
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into the castle follow me
oh no
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i never thought nothing could be such
fun
nor i
there he is here meddlers catch up on
your reading
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you got
oh that was close
the sleeping oil peewee yeah this will
take care of that scoundrel
wait here i'll chase pirro right into
your sights right and then i'll let him
have it
i've lost him now to ask him
going my way what you again you won't
make a fool of me johan
i won't have to villain you do a much
better job all by yourself
i'll get you if it's the last thing i do
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i hope we just miss
the minute that film runs through the
door i'll oh boy
here he comes
gotcha
oh pee wee
what that
i'm sorry johann anyone could make a
mistake besides you were supposed to be
chasing him
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so
those knights are merely empty suits of
armor we've been tricked charged
oh dear here they come and we're out of
amm*nit*on
well well those knights were merely
empty suits of armor eh
yes but by now johar and peewee have
captured your leader the trick word
wrong
i have captured the tricksters the
battle is over
we have won
i thought the good guys always won what
are we going to smurf now
look it's the king's real army but they
can't get in unless we lower the
drawbridge let's get swerving
the king's army is outside the gate so
what they can't get in
oh my goodness the smurfs a walk they're
trying to release the drawbridge i must
help them sabrina come back here
i dare seem to get them not unknown
it's stuck
where do you think you're going
let me go
you should never lay hands on a princess
no use
too tight if i can just
stop her
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what a
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sh*t wow
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there much better
now if we can just awaken johan peewee
we can finally put an end to this
business
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i've got one vial of potion left just
for you
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oh
but they're on our side well how was i
supposed to know you know how i am when
i first wake up you know that i i
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you won
johan
oh well if you can't b*at him
join them
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